About MrNiceguy888


My story begins when I was a very young boy and my parents brought me on an African safari. We went just at the end on the dry season and since I was so young I really don't remember much of our trip together, other than it irrevocably changed the path of my life.
I've been told that not long into the trip there were unusually heavy rains. While rain has certainly ruined a number of vacations in this case it destroyed our family. In a flash flood that hit our camp I was swept away out of our tent and out of my family's life for the next fifteen years.
Even though I survived the surging water that carried me away, I never would have survived on my own in the heart of Africa without the most unusual intervention. A mother okapi and her young brood found me waterlogged and exhausted on the river's muddy shore and incredibly adopted me into their family.
It took some time to come to terms with the fact that I couldn't count on being found and also to adjust to life with okapi, but eventually I did. I learned to blend into the wilderness, and though I could never match my four legged teachers, I learned to browse and enjoy the diet of leaves favored by my gentle wilderness family.
It was on my eighteenth birthday that I was found. The reunion with my parents received a lot of media coverage and on top of reacquainting with my human family I had to learn how to be a human being. While I'll always treasure the memories of growing up with okapis, I did miss out on a lot things including the development of people skills. In fact the only notable skills that I had acquired in my life were excellent endurance from galloping along with the okapi and an incredibly strong and dexterous tongue. Unfortunately there's no practical applications for these abilities.

I spent a lot of time catching up and I plan on finger and tongue tapping a few stories here to share some of my learning experiences. Any feed back would be appreciated.

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18 Jun 2018 08:04
Porn, women who like porn and um...golf.
Favorite Books:
100 Years of Solitude, Freedom, 92 in the Shade, Foucualts Pendulum, Our Man in Havana, The Rational Optimist, etc...
Favorite Authors:
The folks who wrote my favorite books!
Favorite Movies:
Miller's Crossing, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Natural, Kung Fu Hustle, and again porn. Especially Japanese porn. If you read any of my stories you might be able to take guess my favorite themes.


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Topic: Do Tattoo'd women turn you on?
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Topic: What comes first for you, "I love you" or sex?
Posted: 04 Jan 2016 07:32

Since chaperoned dating went out of style, I'd go with sex first.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 21 Jul 2015 18:42

She has an incredibly edible looking bum!

Topic: The Ongoing Geography Game...
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 19:30


Topic: using an actual photo of yourself as your avatar
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 23:28

You betcha!

Topic: Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted: 09 Jun 2015 11:47

When to use affect vs effect. At least when spoken, no one can tell my confusion.

Topic: Golden Showers......
Posted: 07 Jun 2015 20:01

It's a nasty turn on. It's certainly not appealing to everyone, but that's what makes finding the right girl every now and then something really special.

Topic: where at in public have you had sex?
Posted: 05 Aug 2014 10:08

-Against a bank machine (see one of my stories😜)
-In a tour bus.
-received a secret bj in the backseat of a moving car.
-In a theater (see another story for the details)
-In an underground parking lot.
-In the illuminated window sill of architectural facade (we got caught by a security guard).
-In the clear Caribbean surf.
-A few school yards.
-Apple orchards (got caught twice)
- In parked cars in busy parking lots and streets.
- In bathrooms at parties.

Topic: What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted: 10 Feb 2014 21:55

I don't know what's right, so I'm pro choice by default. Often I'm afraid though that this just might be the easier stance and not necessarily the right one. Something I don't like about the debate is the presumption all correct thinking people should be pro choice. I also particularly don't like the rebranding of abortion support under the rubric of 'woman's health'. Women's health is obviously so much broader than just access to free abortions and contraception and I find the conflation to the contrary incredibly dishonest.

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Stories Published By MrNiceguy888 All Stories »

South by Key West (The Peequel to the Golden Series)

Back in the late eighties my girlfriend Chelsea and I spent a summer in Key West. We were both in our early twenties and had really just started seeing one another. She had long wavy honey blond hair with big brown eyes, stood 5’ 7” and weighed about 125 lbs. I was 6’, 180 lbs with wavy brown hair to my shoulders and green eyes. At the time I knew she was really good looking, but thinking...

Added 29 Oct 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 6,437 | 1 Comment

The 2 Part Trilogy (Part 2 - The Final Flowers Fall)

Tori had just given me an incredible blow job and I couldn’t wait to get her home to my place. We both gladly would have left the party right away, but we had to wait for Annie and Steph to leave before we could go. Tori was supposed to be staying at their place and we had to wait for them to leave, to make sure her brother Dan wouldn’t find out that she was with me. I don’t think Tori cared...

Added 24 Aug 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,021 | 1 Comment

The 2 Part Trilogy (Part 1 - The First Flower Falls)

It was the first weekend back at University after the Christmas break. The new semester had begun mid-week, so there really wasn't much studying yet and it gave the week a bit of frosh week feel. There were welcome back events going most of the week and on the Friday there a faculty dance that I went to with some friends. The dance was held at the campus cafeteria, and for the most part, it...

Added 17 Jul 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 8,522

A Most Convienient Bank

It was spring in Montreal and my friend Adam and I had just finished our last exam of the year. As planned, we met up afterward outside the library to go out for drinks. Unfortunately it was a Tuesday night, so it seemed that it would be a pretty low key celebration. Still we had to do something. We’d just finished another semester and more or less managed to maintain our focus during...

Added 12 Jan 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 12,353 | 6 Comments

Dinner and a Movie

In my mid-twenties, I lived for a couple of years with a girl named Han. As I've mentioned elsewhere Han was originally from Vietnam, but grew up near Montreal. She was 5’ 1” with a great body, though in somewhat miniature proportions. Han’s most attractive features were her face with its flawless skin and her full sensual mouth. As for me, I was 6’, about 180lbs, with green eyes and at the...

Added 01 Dec 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 9,668 | 2 Comments

The Road Trip (6th in the Golden Series)

Things eventually came to an end with Casey, but having her drink my piss also left a taste in my mouth and I wanted more. Experience surprisingly indicates that there may be more willing participants around than one would suspect. Still meeting someone again like Casey, while possible, didn't realistically seem that likely. At least not if I were to limit my search to people I would meet in...

Added 16 Jul 2013 | Category Fetish | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,674 | 1 Comment


Back when I was around 23 or 24 I moved in with a girl that I had known since grade four. Her name was Sheri; she was a cute little blue eyed blond girl who was probably the first crush that I ever had. From the moment we met we just seemed to gravitate toward one another. What I remember most vividly was how on class field trips the two of us would always be lagging behind the group annoying...

Added 12 May 2013 | Category Cheating | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 11,459 | 2 Comments

High School Reunion Drinking Games (5th in the Golden Series)

A few years ago I went to my twenty five year high school reunion. Coincidentally, I’d also begun a fitness regime about a year ahead of the reunion. I didn’t really do it for the reunion, but over that year the reunion date did provide some motivation. After all, the desire to impress a group of people that you shared five years of your life with in the distant past seems a common...

Added 28 Apr 2013 | Category Fetish | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 9,899 | 2 Comments

A Mouth Is A Mouth (4th in the Golden Series)

Pissing in Claire’s mouth was so much fun. It was like living a filthy little dream. The whole night was amazing, including Claire herself. I was going to have to savor the memory, because it was never going to happen again. (Read My Sweet Clairette for the full story.) If there was any solace that I could take from things, it was that even though Claire was out of the picture, there...

Added 13 Apr 2013 | Category Fetish | Votes 8 | Avg Score 3.63 | Views 19,667 | 1 Comment

Sweet Clairette (3rd in the Golden Series)

I had just come close to having a second woman drink my piss. So close that I could - well, almost taste it. She told me she was more than willing to suck cock and drink everything I gave her. For my part though, I wasn't really attracted to her, but found her willingness to drink my piss irresistible. In fact, I was practically on fire to see her do it along with whatever else might come...

Added 29 Mar 2013 | Category Fetish | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 8,969 | 1 Comment

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