About MrRowan


I am who I am. Nothing more, nothing less.

I write what comes to mind and I regale my listeners around the campfire with my wise words of this tainted world we call home.

If you have read this far you will have realised by now that I talk utter shite :-p.

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Northern Ireland, Antrim, United Kingdom
Repairing disposable cigarette lighters
Favorite Music:
Almost everything. Although I do have a soft spot for 60's and 70's era music! Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones....don't make these bands anymore.


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09 May 2010
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Topic: Avatar above you
Posted: 29 Mar 2011 19:22

The Man

Topic: Avatar above you
Posted: 21 Mar 2011 15:33


Topic: Significant other found out about LUSH
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:57

Was just reading your story, the whole story.

Basically, you and your (now ex) bf where going out for 2 years, no sex. Then you went wild and cheated on him with several people (at least 3). Then he found out about because you told a bunch of strangers on the internet about it.

I'm not here to cast blame or morality on anyone and maybe I'm not getting the whole story here. But if I was your (now ex) bf, I would be feeling pretty angry and humilated. Thats my peace :-( .

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:52

If the girl was special enough, I probably would, would meet without sex as well - just hang out.

Topic: Avatar above you
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:49


Topic: Would you guys like to be a woman for 1 week?
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:47

I worked once as an assistant for a magician and saw how some the tricks were done. Going to see a magic show as part of the audience is never quite the same again. I fear it would be the same after being a woman for a week. I am not into the cross dressing scene, honest, but I think you can buy false boobs made of silicon, the same stuff they use for breast implants. One imagines they would be very wobbly, the right shape, and fairly realistic. Any hot blooded make could play with those for a long time!

Thats a good point simon! Exanding your knowledge on what women go through would perhaps elimate the mysterious element of women and could ultimately make seduction of women less rewarding.

Topic: "Down there" Hair Preferences.
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:35

prefer a bald soft pussy :-)

Topic: Have any Lush Writers ever scored a perfect Five????
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 12:24

i am afraid that the perfect 5 are awarded too easily here......Even i have been guilty of awarded a coveted 5,to friends on Lush,even though it hasnt been deserved.But it is difficult not to,however other stories,i have given a true rating based on what i have read .....

Your lucky, my friends tend to give me fours lol.

But I suppose it spurs you on for better writing, if you got nothin but five's there is no incentive.

Topic: Would you lick, suck and taste the one above you?
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 07:27

haha fair enough, I will say yes 4 the banter ;-)

Topic: Sexy Legs
Posted: 20 Mar 2011 06:44


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Stories Published By MrRowan All Stories »

My Samantha

This is a true story about my first MILF experience. I have changed the lady’s name for obvious reasons and I’m not disclosing mine…well, just because I don’t want to . Old beats before my time filled the nightclub; it was Friday Disco night – a place where Flock of Seagulls could combine with Jimi Hendrix in the same setting. It usually catered with people slightly older than average than...

Added 14 Mar 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 30,842 | 3 Comments

Revenge in Moonlight

This is my first story. I hope you enjoy it. It is set in a past era. ----------------------------------------------- In a moonlit forest Elizabeth was running for her life. The life she knew, the life she cared about, the life that she adored. Sobs mingled with the exhaustive intakes of air, tears streaming down her face. She clung on desperately to an oak old tree and screamed in anger...

Added 13 Mar 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 4 | Avg Score 3.5 | Views 4,182 | 1 Comment

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