Desperate(ly) bored housewife and Domestic Goddess :And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go to? And you may ask yourself Am I right?...Am I wrong? And you may say to yourself yourself My God!...What have I done?! Just a polite note I unsurprisingly have a life outside of Lush which I sometimes quickly need to return to. Please be patient and respectful of that
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"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Wizard of Oz
I love the 1940's/50s pinup and I think its a play on my domestic goddessishness - yes that's a real word :D
Hmm maybe if I share mine with another woman and than I might have a bit more free time ;)
Umm just wish me well people. I have to in the interest of being a very good daughter in law accompany my mother in law to see this who is very "middle England very WI" Oh god!
Whoops snuck in on me there Plunger - so for you I will say you have an obvious sense of humour - I dont know about the bum but I am sure it is lovely too ha!
Lovely profile (and as we have established bum) and I will enjoy having a read of his stories later
Good Feeling - Violent Femmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFHQoGLPHg
Life happens. I have been married for 7 years and a lot has happened in that window, three children, bereavements, health issues, big life stuff. My sex drive has always been higher and his quite low. His has drifted to non-existent and I feel frustrated. I love my husband but it is frustrating being the one that tries all the time. So you join lush, you buy yourself a toy, you find a kindred spirit and you daydream and masturbate (a lot)
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