About Muffinman82

Just chilling, nothing serious.

And if you don't like my bio for being too short, then just chill, this isn't a dating site.

Note: I don't like bdsm, I hate incest and I hate anything related to body wastes. That would make me have a lot of haters here, I know, but Thank you. lol

And girls, please don't send me random friend requests if you're under 18 in disguise, I will report you right away.

New addition to my profile: if you are any of the below Drama Queen types, don't talk to me, at all:

- If you make a "drama scene" because some guy online-whispered in chatrooms (it doesn't kill, really), you can disable it in the settings btw.

- If you nag on your profile about how men here on lush are horny, like hello? Look around? It's an erotic site full of porn ads and sex pics. Also, you can also block any chat requests in the Settings, it doesn't harm to ask the mods.

- If you are one of those ladies who "demand" men to be creative in first line beyond one line, like seriously?? You should go out more, humans in real life start conversation with Hi and Hello all the time, and not with some stupid essay.

This is not a dating site.
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Date Joined:
11 Dec 2013
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Topic: Why single straight women here are rare?
Posted: 29 Aug 2015 14:49

This is a fantasy site, so you would expect to find a larger women audience here, but it is not the case:

I swear that almost every time I click on a woman's profile here I see one of the three cases:

- A married woman seeking for fantasy stories.
- A lesbian woman.
- A BISEXUAL woman yet DOESN'T want men (and often put in capital NO MEN NO GUYS...etc).

I have a feeling that straight single women here are SO extremely rare on this site, why is that?

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 23 Mar 2014 16:39

Mods, I request to delete this thread.

To all those who are kidding "I am not my avatar" - I am repeating this for the millionth times and it was clearly stated in the op, I was not talking about random avatars, I was talking about those who use amateur pics and telling people here it's their own pics while they're not.

I know plenty who use their real pics here tho.

Topic: What is it about a cock being sucked that is for you (Story research)
Posted: 17 Feb 2014 14:28

Reading forums here on this subject I see mostly you have all answered its visual that excites you. may I ask what the other attributes are?

What do you enjoy about the feel within her mouth. being hot from natural warmth or cold from something held recently in her mouth (ice cube/cold drink)
How does the sucking effect you (can this be too much? or never enough?
only holding the head of the penis jn the mouth and using hands is this still exciting or is it less arousing?
Licking the penis shaft? do you enjoy the sensation of her following the ridges to the base?
How does it feel for her to hold the ball sack within her mouth? can this be too sensitive/erotic? or does nothing for you?
feeling her moans as she takes you in. the vibrations against you, how does it feel
and of course the deep throat (is this an overwhelming tightness?)

i Thank you in advance for any responses on these questions

Your questions turned me on lol.
The answers are really in your questions.

I don't enjoy deep throtting the girl tho.

Topic: Woman breastfeeds puppy. Heartwarming or creepy?
Posted: 16 Feb 2014 05:11

wtf? lol

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 15 Feb 2014 08:24

And for everyone who is saying "This avatar isn't me"

PLEASE PLEASE! READ the first lines of the topic well:

Note that I am not including anyone who's using the avatar of a celeb/cartoon/symbol without claiming she's the one in the pic , I am talking about people who deliberately put a non-famous internet beautiful woman with a full album of selfie pics of her, yet claiming she is this woman when asked about it , and there are plenty of them here

Anyone with a cell of brain can tell your avatars are not you nor are intended to give that impression, there is a huge difference between those who use a single pro porn/erotic/model pic as avatar (and posting different models/erotic pics in their albums) and those who use a whole set of non-pro pics of one person giving the impression it's her/him.

Is there anything clearer than that?

And just because one feels unattractive, it doesn't justify identity theft and asking guys (or girls, I don't know what the equivalent men ask women to do here) to jerk off on "her" (the girl in the pic) without the permission of the real person, there are a lot who come without pictures at all yet still can get cyber and compliments.

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 15 Feb 2014 08:18

I was also in a room where you told a member after looking at her profile and seeing she was lesbian, you were (not just going to stop talking to her, but) going to block her.

I wouldn't stop talking with anyone or block anyone just because their sexuality, there was certainly another reason for that reaction which I don't recall but surely was not because she's lesbian.

Adele, stick to the topic or stop inventing/modifying stories about me.

Or better, stop interacting with me altogether.

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 12 Feb 2014 23:47

Sorry dani, but this guy picks fights in the chat rooms all the time. This just looks like he found another place to trash females.

I even wonder what sort of guy is upset by getting a hug from an av that looks like mine (and no it isn't me as I clearly state in my profile). Most guys beg me for a hug.... or more.

lol seriously, all this grudge because I said no to your unsolicited hug? Don't you always react the same to unsolicited virtual whispers from guys? Don't you usually tell them "Do you whisper to strangers in the pub?".

Since you are in the "Lush is 100% fantasy" camp then you shouldn't equate virtual fantasy whispers to whispers in a pub. The reason why I refused your hug is to make a point, not because of your av :lol:.

And before accusing me of something adele, check my friend list, they are all ladies, I dare you to ask them if I ever spoke with them impolitely or showed any sexist attitude toward any of them. It seems to me you are the sexist one who believes that males are creatures who must beg for hugs from you and supposedly to automatically accept unsolicited hugs from anyone; you're simply projecting.

As for the others who are ridiculing me, you are totally free to have a different point of views and state your opinions but refrain from mocking and personal attacks.

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 12 Feb 2014 15:42

Yes, we know.

It's about users who come across some poor unsuspecting stranger's Facebook, or Twitter, or Tumblr, or Instagram. Or anything that gives them access to a wide range of their pics so they can have albums full of this person and pass them off as themselves.

Some people even use their much hotter friends' pics as themselves. Or even sicker...relatives.

Either way, proceed with caution. Not all pics are traceable...especially if you have private access to these pics that the general public doesn't have...like non-public social networking profiles and such.

But as I said, common sense should play a big role. If people proceed with caution and learn to look beyond the surface, they should be fine.

No need to incite panic.

Using a friend's fb private pic...

lol that just adds one layer of creepiness, yes it is very probable too.

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 12 Feb 2014 15:26

hmm I see a lot of worms in the can that I just opened.

Don't you understand what you read people? The thread isn't about users who use random avatars. Why so defensive while the thread doesn't even concern you?

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Another Fantasy...

Petal of Roses, candles, silk sheet Touching, words, the sensuality wanders underneath Your softness invades my whole being My strokes make you more exciting Every time you redraw my whole body And make me desire you marvelously This night was like a long dream I no longer want to end this stream Your lips’ taste has the temptation You feel mine with all passion ...

Added 22 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,009 | 4 Comments


Gray skies high above She was sitting without love Feeling cold without care The only moving thing was her hair The tree stands toward the skies She rests below with her cries I step forward to see her Grace Trying to read the words on her face Watching her eyes caused me pain But this pain never comes in vain I lend my hand to dry her tear And it feels something so dear ...

Added 15 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 645 | 1 Comment


Fantasy I like to put my lips on your gilded skins, Traverse gently your harmonious existence, Awakening one of your most desired sins, To hear me say all the delicious expressions, I like to taste the fire of your thirsty lips, That gives me a mysterious subsistence, Enjoy the union of our fascinated skins, That opens doors to a great happiness, I like to share...

Added 06 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 802 | 3 Comments

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