I'm retired, happily married, not a dirty old man, I just love porn, mainly true stories. At the moment I'm trying to compile a story about my past and when complete will publish it. It is about my mother and I and our friendship. Many of the stories I've read on lush are just pure fantasy, as soon as you see the hour glass figure and "DD" breasts you know it's another bit of fiction. I'm not saying that these mums don't exist, but if you go down the average street they don't all come out of a centerfold. Also I don't think all Dads are bastards. I hope you will like my stories when publish them. Since I first wrote my Bio I have been pulled up by admin, evidently you are only allowed to write fiction. Well I've altered my Bio. now I've got to rewrite my story which will be of course fictional. Read into that as you will. :)
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How would we use it there was no internet then. :)
Did you all know that all people who have contacted you on face have there phone no. in your profile. anyone can access them. click on account then click on edit friends then click on contacts. youll bee surprised whos no. is on there.
The sorcerers apprentice and jungle book. Wish I could find clips to put up here. Micky is great, music fantastic especially the hippo's in tutu's. Balloo amazing.
Your wish has come true. Come here. :)
Would you have sex with someone who possessed both sexual organs? Heterosexual guys, would you or could you have vaginal sex with someone who was pretty and had great boobs but also happened to have a penis? Stricly lesbian women here, could you let this person who has a vagina penetrate you with her real life cock? What if the person in question was more "manly" than "womanly", yet still had both organs? I guess you bi Lushies would get the best of both worlds. Here is a link to a video.. turn the volume down as it is HORRIBLE. Two hermaphrodites having sex. just when you think you've seen it all you get a curve ball :) best of all worlds.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d'oh!">
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