About mxmetno


I was born at a very young age. I flirt shamelessly, but i'm not here to date you or make you stray from any significant other you may have. Most of you should find that very comforting. I tend to consume large amounts of coffee and sneer at strangers for fun. Some day i'd like to be a party clown. Don't add me (even if i request it) if you have no intention of ever contacting me in some fashion. Do we have something in common, or can i learn from something from you? Other than that I'm an upright greater ape with a pulse, functioning sense of humor and a brain. Not terribly picky, am i?

Maximilian Etno
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19 Apr 2018 14:55
music, poetry, science, the universe, evolution theory, chaos theory, religion, sex, staring at stars
Favorite Books:
Heaven and Hell, by Jon Kalman Stefnsson and many others
Favorite Authors:
jon kalman stefansson and many others
Favorite Movies:
Film Rouge, Wings of Desire, Paris-Texas,
Favorite Music:
The Smiths, Badly drawn boy, the Cure, Band of horses, the beatles and many others


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Topic: turn offs. when a woman is out of shape?..what is your perfect female shape
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 16:04

Well I actually don't find women out of shape unattractive or a turn off, I really think that imperfections make people unique and interesting. I can be attracted to different shape,but I must admit that I find pear shape body really sexy :)

Topic: If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 16:00

It would never reach it!!! It's just too small lol

Topic: mouth, ass or pussy?
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 15:57

Pussy doggy style, but I have stronger orgasm with blowjobs....and ass well I love doing something to it too lol

Topic: Big boobs vs Small boobs
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 15:52

I find small boobs more classy and fascinating both on a big or thin woman.....but I also love big boobs on a thick curvy woman, I absolutely don't like big boobs on a thin woman.

Topic: Skinny,Curvy,BBW
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 15:45

As long as she has a beatiful face and interesting eyes, nose, lips, hands I don't really care too much about body shape. I mean I love, thin, curvy, bbw.....but well pear shape would be really good :)

Topic: What do you first notice?
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 15:18

I first notice eyes, lips, nose, hands. I usually don't care a lot about boobs, ass, legs, if a woman doesn't have an interesting and expressive face she could have the best body in the world but she will never catch my attention.

Topic: Penis size ... what size penis is considered small? ever been disappointed?
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 14:21

Hello gals!
Just wondering when women say "oh, his penis is small" what exactly is small? I'd like to know from women them self's how small is too small, what is a pleasurable size and what is not. please tell me...have you ever been disappoited by a man's penis size? How small it was? What did you do and how did you react? My penis size is 1 1/2 inches soft and 3 1/2 inches hard what do you think about it? what would you do if pulling down a man pants you find he has a penis the same size as me? do you look at men's bulges when your on the beach or at the swimming pool?
Gals please be honest :)

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