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Sex is a bit like that board game - Snakes and Ladders: Sometimes its your turn to go down a Snake, other times its your opponent. Sometime you go up the Ladder ... well, you get the idea.Foreplay is the fun you have playing the game of Sex , the touching, the kissing, the licking, the peanut butter... hey how did that get in? We all enjoy the game, we're all adults, we know the rules, and NOBODY likes people who cheat!
Lots of licking, occasional teeth ... and only a small bit of blowing. I know it is called a blow job, I wouldn't make an attractive balloon.
It's a matter of trust ... And he has to earn it!
Jasus, I don't remember drinking THAT!
You wake up in bed and there is rain falling on you ... (a storm lifted the roof off the house during the night, but I was too asleep to hear the gale).
Damn, only a 60 per cent-er. That what comes on living in a cold, Catholic country where there were no condoms ... and you burnt in hell for having "inpure thoughts" (Ireland). As for getting naked, you had to wear swimmers if you wanted to have a shower. Baths? In the dark please. Naked bodies ... the devil's playground. Oh well. maybe in the next life...
Know your frustration. It is coming up to 10pm here in East Coast Oz on Sunday night , just after Lunch in Europe, and East Coast US is just having breakfast ... mind you, here in Oz we are close to Californian time, but they are probably still on Saturday night (lucky devils), back to work in 10 hours time. Given that a lot of people are online in the evening/night/very early morning ... well, you miss a lot of the comments.
I was going to the US last year with a couple of disks of "shared" music files and - after hearing about the earlier case - decided to leave them at home. I know my travel insurance wouldn't cover the cost of that court case.
Never....nope, but I'm Irish, Catholic, old and married.
Other features not mentioned: Easy to find, colourful (available in red, white etc), can be used for neck exercises (clutch between shoulder and head), durable - it can be dropped from one metre, easy to read number display (small piece of thin cardboard not included). Easy to clean, after those "special phone calls". Doubles as a nut cracker.
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