About Mysteria27


Welcome to my page. I'm a housewife with a very dirty imagination. I like to write stories that are my fantasies or just thoughts that come into my very warped mind. My stories come to me in my dreams. If you have some time, sit back and enjoy yourself with one of my very dirty stories or my fun and naughty poems.

I'm the second most prolific writer on the site with 819 pieces. I'm the 2nd highest writer with over 10 million + views here on Lush Stories. I really enjoy watching my views. I’m very lucky to have such a wonderful fan base. I thank my readers for taking the time for reading my work. I really try to give you quite a collection of Erotic stories and poems.

I've been honored by my readers with 87 famous stories. Those are stories that have over 30,000 views. I have two legendary stories that have 100,000+ views. I have 6 Recommended Reads on a few of my poems and one of my stories. I have several audio stories, so if you have time please listen to a story or poem. I'm an omnium badge holder, which means I've written in all 51 categories.

I recently disabled scoring on my stories. It seems people are finding great joy in giving me low scores since the scoring has changed to something more anonymous. I don't want people to ignore my stories due to low scoring. Thank you to my readers who have scored my pieces honestly.

I’m on Lush Stories to write. I’m not interested in a cyber relationship. I don’t want to be anybody’s keyboard lover or cyber slut. Please respect my wishes. I do like to meet people and have basic chit chat with a sexual flair. However, I don’t want to have CYBER SEX. I’m not interested in that. If you’re contacting me for that, I don’t think I’m the person for you.

I have a very extensive Tumblr blog. If we do become friends, I prefer pictures of men or men and women together in a sensual way. I don’t want ANY porn on my page. If you put it there, I’ll just delete it and probably will delete you. I’m particularly fond of butterflies and flowers. So if you don’t know what to put on my page that’s always a safe bet.

Please don’t ask to voice chat, Skype or trade pictures with me, ask me my full name, or any other personal information. I'm not going to be doing any of that. If you continue to pester me about these things, I will delete you.

All of my avatars are not me. I will not share pictures even if you beg me to send them. Lush is just a place to share my stories and talk to friends. I'm a married woman who is not looking to hook up in anyway.

Lady Mysteria
Relationship Status:
Writing, online games, movies, reading lush stories, amusement parks (roller coasters), card games, Cooking, Baking, Going to the beach.
Favorite Books:
Chances, Lucky, Vendetta, The Firm, Butterfly Trilogy, Gone With The Wind, Romeo and Juliet
Favorite Authors:
Jackie Collins, Stephanie Meyers, Sydney Sheldon
Favorite Movies:
All The Twilight movies, Titanic, Remember Me, Gone With The Wind, Stepmom, Steel Magnolias, Coyote Ugly, Jerry McGuire, Pretty Women, Jersey Girl, Taken1, Taken 2, Taken 3, Vampire Diaries, Grace and Frankie.
Favourite TV Shows:
The Affair, Blue Bloods, Animal Kingdom, Good Behavior, Shark Tank, Fox News, Hannity, This is us, Homeland, Game Of Thrones, Shade of Blue.
Favorite Music:
Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Stevie Nicks. I LOVE club music.


Date Joined:
03 Apr 2013
Page Viewed:
252,804 times
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Stories Published By Mysteria27 All Stories »

The Hot Secretary

She was sexy and sophisticated Dressed like a sexy whore The rest of the staff were frustrated Her outfits caused an uproar She was sleeping with the boss Had him around her finger She wore pink lip gloss And her perfume sure did linger She always wore short skirts Her feet in her sexy heels She was the office flirt She had lots of sex appeal She'd bent over to file Made sure her tits...

Added 19 Oct 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Views 1,325 | 18 Comments

A Mysterious Woman

Gary White was an introverted man.  He had social problems and didn’t really connect with women.  He went out alone at a club and struck out once again.  Nobody talked with him or even looked in his direction. It wasn’t that Gary wasn’t attractive, he just didn’t know how to talk to the opposite sex.  He got very nervous and sometimes would stutter when he couldn’t get his thoughts out. He...

Added 12 Oct 2018 | Category Supernatural | Views 1,859 | 16 Comments

Masturbation Release

A tingling feeling happens When you're aroused Your body craves passion Sweat beads at your eyebrow You're on your bed alone Your vagina needs attention You'll masturbate on your own To alleviate your tension Your fingers find the spot Deep inside your pussy hole Your vagina oozes a lot Your eyeballs start to roll You're fucking your cunt Rubbing on your clit You make moans and grunts...

Added 26 Sep 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Views 1,570 | 11 Comments

Trailer Trash Slut

Nobody watches over Bobby Sue She's considered trailer trash Her mama doesn't have a clue She whores herself for cash She wears itty bitty skirts With her see through tube tops She laughs and she flirts She plays with her curly locks She opens up her legs Giving the guys a show The crowd always begs Showing her their dough She plays with her mound While all the guys watch She makes...

Added 24 Sep 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Views 1,291 | 17 Comments

Holly The Sex Doll

Robert Wallace was a timid man.  He had very low self-esteem and was very shy around women.  He didn’t date at all and spent most of his time watching porn.  He had sex with escorts, but would lose his nerve around regular women.  He was an average looking guy.  He had a good job and lived in a nice house.    He was getting tired of his routine.  One night, while he was surfing on the...

Added 12 Sep 2018 | Category Toys | Views 5,061 | 19 Comments

An Erotic Haunted House

Kevin Mulligan was finally moved into his new house.  He bought his new home for a song.  There was a lot of talk that his new home was haunted.  The sellers had been trying to sell the home for several years, but the rumors scared off most potential buyers. Kevin enjoyed history and was quite taken with the property.  He didn’t believe in ghosts and made an offer which was accepted by...

Added 31 Aug 2018 | Category Supernatural | Views 3,428 | 23 Comments

A Love So Strong

A relationship only on a computer No words ever spoken Our relationship had love and humor We were both very outspoken It took a while for there to be love We were in love for two years A love for us to be proud of We shared all of our fears We met on-line at the same time It was always very exciting Our conversations always sublime I know I was always smiling Cyber sex was how we'd play...

Added 25 Aug 2018 | Category Love Poems | Views 592 | 24 Comments

An Unexpected Encounter

You plan a wedding for months, but it's never quite what you expect... Adam was asleep now, snoring, dribbling... It had been a big day. Kimberly had maybe over-indulged too, but she had hoped he'd at least keep it together. He hadn't. So, now, sitting at the side of her marriage bed, lighting a cigarette, (she hardly ever smoked) she pondered. Adam was a catch... She knew that. A...

Added 24 Aug 2018 | Category Supernatural | Views 2,803 | 26 Comments

A Skinny Guy Who Fucks Big Black Women

Robert Delaney wasn’t like most college guys. Robert liked women who were on the bigger side. The term is called “BBW.” He would pretend to like hot blondes with his buddies. He never wanted his friends to really know what really turned him on. They’d probably tease him. He just wanted to fit in with his friends. On campus, he would take out girls that had blonde hair and firm bodies. He’d...

Added 23 Aug 2018 | Category Fetish | Views 3,972 | 18 Comments

Picking Up A Truck Driver

The summer was coming to an end.  Lisa and her best friend Maddie were not looking forward to going back to school.  It would be their last year at that dump.  They had no idea what they wanted to do with their lives.  For one thing, they both wanted to move.  They were sick of all the kids that they grew up with. They had been just hanging around at the town pool and going to parties in...

Added 23 Jul 2018 | Category Teen | Views 10,693 | 20 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Mysteria27

Asphalt And Fescue

I didn't even know her name, but she would hustle and fuck suitors on top of a picnic table. She would ride cocks like Annie Oakley. In those days, you would deliver her a pizza and give her a wink. She was well known around Indian Springs trailer park. Ample in the chest, with shapely legs, she wore her Daisy Dukes well. When you stood up to leave and zippered your trousers, your cock...

Added 02 Feb 2017 | Category Humor | Views 4,488 | 13 Comments


It was the Chinese lanterns that attracted the fleas. The fleas, being moths of a humid moon. I had just traded in my military stripes for a couple of strikes at a local bowling alley. In the background humming down a lane, a ball of polyurethane. Knocking down ten pens, as the ball zigged and zagged. It was about as exciting as peeling a pea. But, it served a steam plate buffet for a...

Added 31 Oct 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Views 5,118 | 13 Comments

I Vont Yu Beef Curtains

To a different audience I address these words. From my memory. Its not for those with stardust on their nose, or Harry Potter in their thank tank fields.Vampiring has plagued our ancestors for millions of years, and there are no antidotes or vaccines. "If you run, watch out. Don't fall prey to the setting sun." The year 1216. A small village came under attack, leaving victims who...

Added 31 Aug 2016 | Category Humor | Views 3,074 | 19 Comments

The Story About George - Chapter Two - Caterwauling

As in life, there are many ups and downs. George's bedroom was upstairs and down the hall was the guest room to where Pamela was staying. That’s where you’ll find him now. It was only thirty minutes ago that G (George) had shaved Pamela' monkey. Unfortunately, the razor was dull and her twat now appeared as if were the Brazilian rain forest with mange. George, I know you were trying to...

Added 20 Mar 2016 | Category Oral Sex | Views 4,620 | 17 Comments

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