Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Would you Lick, Kiss, or Pass on person above you?
Posted 23 Jul 2017 06:23

To be honest, doing anything sexual with someone who has Calvin as his avatar seems a bit creepy.

Hobbes, on the other hand....

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 23 Jul 2017 06:17

Oi you guys, go and masturbate on your own thread lol.

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 22 Jul 2017 23:15

last time I read one of annies stories

I hope it was a good one - the wank, I mean lol.

Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?
Posted 22 Jul 2017 20:11

I love having my pussy licked. So guys, how good do you reckon you are at this?

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 22 Jul 2017 20:00

I can feel that unmistakable tingle which tells me I need to do it now.

Topic NaughtyAnnie's Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted 22 Jul 2017 02:37

The next story I'd like to bring to your attention is...

“At Night, Two Birds”

First published - 12 June 2011

Category – College Sex

Number of reads to date – 35,000

Link -

Badges – Famous Story

Reader comments:

"A cheery tale with lots of cheeky humour and rambunctious sex appeal!"

"Very nice good characters, very believable even the squirting"

"What a yummy morning treat to read. It was sort of innocent but really really sexy too. Loved it"

"I got hard just thinking about your sweet young puss the way you make your panties look oh i think i will make cock cum looking at your sweet young ass love your sweet panties"


This was the first story that I wrote specifically for Lush. After having had some good feedback for my first story, “Wet Mountain”, I decided I wanted to write another one and see how that did. And after writing a “straight” story, I wanted to try my hand at a lesbian one.

Following the honoured formula of “write about what you know”, it is set in the student flats of an unnamed university, very much like the ones I was living in at the time. Although it features two girl students having sex, at the time my experience of lesbian sex was fairly small, and restricted to little more than a few girlish experiments. But I had a vivid imagination.

The “Annie” in this story is a rather more sexually confident version of me – or at least as I was six years ago, when this was written. In some ways, I was more like the Louise character, but I wanted to write a story in which I took the lead – trying to more assertive in my own life, I suppose. And maybe, looking back, I just wanted to be seduced by someone confident and sexy like the “story Annie”, who would show me what two girls can get up to together.

Would I write it the same way now? No, probably not. Although it’s got some of the same characteristics of my later stories, like the use of humour to set the scene, I’m not sure if the steam-of-conscious style, interspersed with personal asides, really works. It seems a bit affected to me now, but that was how I wrote it at the time, so it can stay like that.

The only thing I changed when reviewing it was the amount of ellipsis (…). That would probably be picked up by a moderator now, and the story sent back, but in those days there wasn’t quite the same pressure to adhere to a standard “Lush” style in terms of punctuation and grammar. Occasionally, it’s an effective way to indicate hesitation and uncertainty in speech, but not on every other line…

If the story can be said to have any special features, it would have to be the “squirting” at the end. I’m pretty sure this is only there because I’d seen it on some internet porn, and it looked like a fun thing to introduce in a story. The actual focus of the story is all about the slow seduction and undressing, but I thought it needed a more interesting climax, and the squirting was supposed to do that.

One final obscure fact. It was originally called “At Night, Two Girls”. That was supposed to be an oblique reference to a novel by the Irish writer Flann O’Brien, called “At Swim-Two-Birds”, which I’d recently been reading (he gets a name-check in the story, too). Some time later, it occurred to me that “At Night, Two Birds” was an even neater in-joke (closer in terms of the wording and playing on the British slang word for girls), so I changed it. There’s now a danger that people might think it’s a story about owls, but I can assure you it isn’t.

Topic How many guys have you had sex with?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 22:22

Do you mean full penetrative sex? Does a handjob or blowjob count? Or even a guy jerking off on your tits, when you don't touch his cock yourself?

This is all very complicated.

Topic Would you like a 3some with the 2 members Above You.....Yes or No?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 22:13

I think that could be fun.

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 21 Jul 2017 13:01

Topic Sexy women in a natural setting. Beach, grass, mountains...etc.
Posted 21 Jul 2017 12:57

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 21 Jul 2017 12:52

Desk phone

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 21 Jul 2017 12:46

Stripping off my cossie and jumping in to join you!

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 05:41

I'd stick a piece of ginger up Mary Anne's ass because I have a hard time being stimulated by normal sex.

Fuck, that came out a little too real.

Your place or mine? Embarassed

Topic What turns you on any time?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 05:35


Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, what number would you rate your blowjob skill?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 05:33

I am not sure,, when I have given the guy keeps gripping my hair and keeping me down on his cock,,, screaming,,,,,maybe an 8

I reckon that makes you an 11 at least. My 2 cents

Topic New Competition: Write Sprite's Profile.
Posted 20 Jul 2017 21:04

Rule #1 - Don't waste my time...

Rule #2 - Subservience required...

Rule #3 - Punishment for violating Rules 1 & 2...

We have a winner!

Topic Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted 20 Jul 2017 20:52

Roxy Cheekz

Topic What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted 20 Jul 2017 09:07

Definitely my boobs

I am seriously not surprised lol.

Topic What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted 20 Jul 2017 09:06

My bum, or my smile. Depending on whether I've been seen from the back or the front.

Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, what number would you rate your blowjob skill?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 05:12

Dunno. Never done it.

Reckon I'd be fucking awesome though. :D

I've never done brain surgery. But I reckon I'd be awesome at that too.

Anyone fancy letting me have a chance to prove it? 😅😅😅😅😅

Topic Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted 19 Jul 2017 11:14


Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 19 Jul 2017 10:19

I will sit on all of you 😆

Topic Doctor Who: The 13th (technically 15th) Doctor
Posted 19 Jul 2017 10:17

Actually, most of them aren't sexist racist anything. They're just trolls, who delight in stirring things up. If we just ignored them, they'd soon go away.

Topic Doctor Who: The 13th (technically 15th) Doctor
Posted 18 Jul 2017 21:20

Personally, I think the whole thing has been artificially inflated into a so-called "outrage" by the media and BBC because it's all good publicity. All the press need to do is search for two or three negative tweets, and bingo, you've got an outrage.

I just hope she gets some better material to work with. Peter Capaldi was good, but the last series was embarrassingly poor.

Topic Ask Me A Sex Question!
Posted 18 Jul 2017 21:13

Yes, I pulled up my skirt to show I wasn't wearing any panties. He took the hint. 😆

Have you ever had sex with a married man or woman - other than your spouse of course!

Topic Creampied
Posted 18 Jul 2017 21:08

I fucked a guy in the toilets at a club once, then went back to dance. I wasn't wearing panties, and all the dancing made his cum dribble out and run down my legs. My friend saw and tried to clean me up with her fingers.

Topic That urgent need to cum
Posted 18 Jul 2017 21:00

Yes, of course. I've rubbed myself til I came in all sorts of places.

Sometimes I wish I had more self- control...

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 18 Jul 2017 10:05

Slipping back again 😆

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 18 Jul 2017 05:06

Haha its your lucky day. Let's do it 😃