Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:11



Yeah, I agree with this. Especially every guy packing a python in his pants.

Actually, I think giving the characters' specific measurements in a story is one of the worst cliches. I've never had a woman pull out a ruler and measure me either like it's some kind of science project: "He was 6 and 3/16 of an inch long, and 4 and 5/8 inches in circumference. It was precisely the 12th largest cock she'd ever had in her life by cubic volume." I think you could cover all this by saying "He was average and unashamed."

Similarly, I've admired many breasts in my life, but the extent of it has always been 'oh, those look nice.' I've never cared about her specific bra-size like I'm going to take her lingerie shopping. Big tits, little tits, firm tits, saggy tits, round tits, bouncy tits, (etc.) are all much better descriptors than a woman's measurements.

All this. I never looked at a guy and thought hmmm he's 8 inches he can fuck me. By that time it's too late to care lol

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:04

I completely misread this thread. It's the booze lol

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:03

Me, tomorrow morning, when this evenings drink becomes tomorrow's hangover....

Topic Finding an authentic voice
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:00

My authentic voice is filthy minded drunk slapper. Cos that's what I know best.

I'm drunk now lol. Friday evenings eh?

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 19:59

Yes, definitely.

Topic Breaking News: Terrorist incident in London
Posted 22 Mar 2017 12:55

Awful. Very close to where i work. We were told to stay in the office and not go out. But everyone determined not to let it effect their business. Only way to defeat these people.

Topic Someone Like Me
Posted 21 Mar 2017 21:53

Personally, no, not at all.

Topic How you feel when you found someone watching your Boobs ?
Posted 20 Mar 2017 12:16

my tits aren't impressive enough to warrant unsolicited staring. boo hoo.

Believe me, there are no tits so small that they won't attract notice, as long as they're presented in the right way. Embarassed

Topic How you feel when you found someone watching your Boobs ?
Posted 19 Mar 2017 19:33

Tends only to happen if I'm not wearing a bra. Then I don't really mind, cos that's why I'm doing it.

Topic Competition Top 10 Badge
Posted 18 Mar 2017 15:07

3601
Another badge! Now I'm happy (and drunk).

Topic LOOK QUICK! How Many of Your Friends Are Currently Online
Posted 17 Mar 2017 21:05

Seven

Topic Announcing our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 16 Mar 2017 16:17

To my dismay, I hadn't even realised he'd died. That's really sad. I always treasured some kind comments he'd made on some of my stories. A genuinely good man.

Im not sure I feel up to even trying to do justice to his memory through my trivial efforts at poetry. Though I do remember at least one delightfully funny and filthy piece of verse by him, so maybe he'd appreciate some smutty doggerel as much as high falutin' poetry.

Topic OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted 15 Mar 2017 22:42

Actually, I think this looks quite funny. In a slightly awful sort of way.

I think WS is big enough to take it, anyway.

Topic Do you like to be an exhibitionist, a voyeur, both or neither?
Posted 15 Mar 2017 13:12

I'm certainly an exhibitionist, but I'm also fascinated by voyeurism, fueled by various experiences....

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Attention Whore Contest, for April
Posted 14 Mar 2017 22:55

April Fast approaching.... Who will win? Not me I will keep my account deactivated... Since my badge does not sa X2..

Hope those that really want it get it...

My ears are burning lol

Topic Announcing the Winners of our, "On the Road" Story Competition
Posted 14 Mar 2017 15:27

Congratulations to the top three, and the runners-up. I really ought to have had a flutter on Puddleduck's story winning: it sang out as something special to me.

Topic Awesome Award 3/13/17: MostPreciousLittle
Posted 13 Mar 2017 22:55

Congratulations! That's such a good choice. I always enjoy what she has to say in the forums. Well done xxxx.

Topic Do you ladies taste your own juices after masturbating?
Posted 12 Mar 2017 08:44

The only thing better than tasting your own is tasting someone else's. Don't you agree, Janet?

My friend Janet says yes.

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 08 Mar 2017 14:22

https://upload.lushstories.com/273347695-cocksex_8ad77d.jpg

Short denim skirt

Topic Do you like to sleep naked?
Posted 07 Mar 2017 21:32

I definitely prefer sleeping nude, but sometimes in the winter I do wear pjs. At least to start with.

Topic Sheer - See Thru
Posted 07 Mar 2017 14:28

https://upload.lushstories.com/1121761529-Nipples____Poking,_Transparent,_and_Transluscent_(C-Thru)_1406735460.jpg

Topic thong slips pic please
Posted 07 Mar 2017 14:24

https://upload.lushstories.com/1201272599-430_1000.jpg

Topic thong slips pic please
Posted 07 Mar 2017 14:23

https://upload.lushstories.com/1170712599-2086352837.jpg

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 07 Mar 2017 14:19

https://upload.lushstories.com/2079664530-Lingerie_on_the_Line_1_016.jpg

Clothes peg

Topic How many girls have performed oral on another girl.
Posted 05 Mar 2017 21:58

I'm Bi and have enjoyed giving pleasure to my roommate

Nice image! I hope she reciprocated....

Topic what did you last masturbate with?
Posted 05 Mar 2017 21:56

Started with fingers, then got my vibrator out when things started feeling good.

Got some funny looks on the bus, though.

Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 01 Mar 2017 21:24

For some reason I missed this whole thread, so all the clever thinking and stuff has already happened, and the first awards have been made, without me having a clue about any of it.

Some people would say that's typical me.

But anyway, I think it's a great idea. Well done you lot.

Topic Awesome Award 2/27/17: Rumpleforeskin
Posted 01 Mar 2017 21:20

Congratulations! You're one of those people who make Lush what it is. Always there, always with something fun or interesting to say. So nice that you've been recognised with this fantastic new award.

Topic Honorary Awesome Award: Buz Bono
Posted 01 Mar 2017 21:09

Just have to say congrats and well done. You deserve it for all the reasons other people have said. Yay!

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 23 Feb 2017 15:27

Sheer black ones...sexy as fuck....