Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted 06 Jun 2017 15:13

Dogging (sexual slang), a British English slang term for engaging in public sex while others watch.

For British readers only, the funniest episode of the TV show "Peter Kay's Car Share" involves a misunderstanding about what dogging is. I nearly wet myself with laughter.

My sense of humour is not sophisticated....

Topic More Attacks
Posted 05 Jun 2017 14:25

I was in London on Saturday night, barely half a mile from London Bridge. I've drunk in those pubs where people were killed.

The trouble is, Islamic fundamentalists just don't have the same values that we do. They actually don't recognise concepts like "we are all British citizens" and "all one human race". As far as they are concerned, we (non-Muslims) are worse than vermin, and they just want to kill us. And the fanatics will be just as happy to kill the person who waves a placard saying "Love Not Hate" as the fanatical UKIPper who wants to "send them all home". We're all as bad in their eyes.

It's hard to fight that sort of fanatical devotion to an ideal. Look what it took to persuade the Japanese to stop fighting in WWII (and no, I'm not suggesting nuking Saudi Arabia,) but until we can find a way to defeat that mind-set we are in trouble. The UK is actually trying hard to do this, by working with communities, but it's a slow process, and doesn't always get the support it needs from non-radical Muslims.

Topic Awesome Award 6/2/17: BrownCoffee
Posted 05 Jun 2017 13:50

Nice one, fam! Can't think of anyone on the site more deserving of the awesome award than you! (Mine's been lost in the post, obviously, since we both know how awesome I am!)

#awesome #pushitrealgood

I think your avatar is awesome. I could watch it all day.

Topic Almost Famous - Can you help?
Posted 04 Jun 2017 21:23

What a perfect excuse to read and enjoy this delightful piece all over again. Yummy. Xxx

Topic The 'No New Contest' Blues
Posted 04 Jun 2017 05:10

I actually really like the idea of a contest where the title has to be a Beatles track. Could lead to some clever interpretations.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Jun 2017 03:37

I'll let you share mine if you get me a drink ๐Ÿ˜†

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 03 Jun 2017 03:21

Graveyards don't bother me at all, except as quiet places where muggers & rapists might lurk. I believe there may be "life" elsewhere in the universe, but not that they've visited us. Most"paranormal" things have a rational explanation if you look for it.

Topic Awesome Award 6/2/17: BrownCoffee
Posted 02 Jun 2017 18:18

Congratulations, Hannah, welcome to the club. You're one of the people whose posts I always read - not to mention your delicious stories. Big hugs.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 02 Jun 2017 14:04

Did someone mention doughnuts?

I've just submitted a new story, so I think I deserve a treat.

Do you have some with cream? I love cream...

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 02 Jun 2017 12:59

See-through clothing

Topic Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors
Posted 01 Jun 2017 08:45

I think there should be an award for "Most Talentless" writer of the month. I volunteer to be first guinea pig.

I bet the Mods have a secret award for just this sort of thing. Strictly behind closed doors, of course!

Topic Dancing Doll's 'Hard Candy' has reached 500,000 views! Half-Million!
Posted 31 May 2017 21:39

That is truly impressive. Congratulations.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 31 May 2017 11:21

Best thing about being six hours ahead of all you lovely American guys and gals? I'm ready to start drinking properly while you're all still at work. Sorry ;)

I'll have a large Sauvignon Blanc. And don't take the bottle too far away.

Topic Funny Signs
Posted 30 May 2017 20:59

Topic Funny Signs
Posted 30 May 2017 20:57

Topic Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors
Posted 29 May 2017 13:59

OF COURSE you can write a story from the opposite gender's point of view! How different can it be???

I've recently been experimenting a little with doing this. e.g. in this gay male story:

A male Editor gave it an RR, so I'm hoping I wasn't too far off the mark in imagining how guys might think.

Topic fingering or oral
Posted 29 May 2017 13:32

Fingering because fingers go deeper.

Oh yes, so true. And they can curl up inside and caress in ways a tongue can't quite.

And for orgasms, I usually need clitoral stimulation, which fingers are good for.

I do like to taste though, and be tasted.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 29 May 2017 08:19

Well, I just got back from taking BrownCoffee her order. It wasn't far, but I got ใ€‹ahemใ€Š distracted.

And now I need something stronger myself ;)

Topic Masturbating at work
Posted 29 May 2017 07:50

While sitting at my desk, I've sometimes pressed my hand against my clit through my skirt, but never dug any deeper.

If I feel hornier , I go to the ladies and do it behind a bolted door. Have done that a few times. Okay, quite a few.

Topic LOOK QUICK! How Many of Your Friends Are Currently Online
Posted 28 May 2017 18:42

11. Hello y'all!

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 27 May 2017 23:57

Taking my clothes off and jumping in.

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 27 May 2017 23:21


Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 26 May 2017 22:18

Thanks girls for keeping it warm for me.

Topic Moderator of the Month, for April
Posted 26 May 2017 12:46

Congratulations! That's very well-deserved. occasion7 occasion9

Topic The 'No New Contest' Blues
Posted 26 May 2017 10:54

I was doing my serious drinking last night haha. almost had to catch a night bus home...

Topic The 'No New Contest' Blues
Posted 26 May 2017 00:44

I am also eagerly waiting for the next contest. I'm afraid that I haven't quite caught up with the contests yet, but my passion poem is almost ready now, just a few more verses.

I have an entry for the "historical erotica" competition in 2015 that's about half written now...

And I'm sure someone can beat that!

Topic Your profile views
Posted 25 May 2017 00:21

lol I've only got 10k views, maybe I need to grow some big boobs! Embarassed

It ain't the size that matters, it's what you do with them Embarassed boobieflash2

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 23 May 2017 20:39

This thread is now closed - I have the prize!

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 21 May 2017 19:28

Above - he deserves it after that haha.