Topic someone watching you
16 Oct 2015 22:23
I'd just carry on, and hope they're not gonna call security and get us busted! That would not be cool...
Topic ladies...big cocks...pleasure or pain?
12 Oct 2015 10:53
Big is no good for my bum - any size of dick hurts to be honest. But I love a thick one in my vagina. I always get very wet, and don't seem to have any problem stretching to take a thickie. Thank goodness haha.
Topic Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium - until 17 October only!
09 Oct 2015 12:11
Any Lushies in and around London - you really have got to go and visit Lucy Sparrow's art installation entitled "Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium".
It is a whole sex shop in which all the contents are sewn out of felt. Yes, felt, that soft material you played with as a kid.
I went there yesterday, and it is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Even seen a dildo made out of felt? A whole wall of sex mags? Another wall of videos? Bondage gear? All sewn out of felt. And actually, some it is just a little bit rude!
Oh, and don't miss the hilariously amateurish "sex film" entitled "Hungry, Hungry Arseholes", involving insertion of various felt items into a hole in a sheet. Honestly, I nearly wet myself.
Read more about it in this newspaper article.
To make the joke even better, it's in Soho, surrounded by real sex shops.
Love to hear if anyone else does go.
Topic Funny Signs
07 Oct 2015 12:57
God, I'm glad I'm British.
And we got coffee shops that have signs like this outside...
Topic Nit-picking: spelling error on Forum page
07 Oct 2015 12:46
Am I really the first person to notice that in the blurb for the "Strange/Amusing Pics" Forum Thread, the word "weird" is spelt wrong ("wierd")?
I know it's a small thing, but we all know spelling matters...
Topic Does looking qualify as cheating?
19 Sep 2015 10:42
I damn well hope not, or I'm unfaithful most days! As long as it's just casting an admiring glance, that's ok, surely.
Topic Do You Masturbate Daily?
15 Sep 2015 21:17
Pretty much, yes. I don't always come, but when I'm in bed it's impossible not to finger myself a little.
And often at other times haha.
Topic Taking a Cock in your mouth
15 Sep 2015 21:13
It's always been something that I enjoy. I love starting with a soft dick, feeling it get bigger and harder as I suck and tongue it. And I can take it pretty deep, which guys like, don't they?
And then it feels so dirty and good when he comes, and I get a nice hot sticky mouthful.
Topic Digger or Scraper?
30 Aug 2015 20:06
All scrapers are welcome to share my tub of buttery spread any time they like.
Diggers - go digging in your own tub.
Topic Random Thoughts
19 Aug 2015 11:39
How many orgasms can I have before my Windows 10 upgrade is complete?