Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "LGBT Story" Competition
Posted 08 Dec 2015 15:41

Interesting to note how the awards for the "runners-up" have changed over the last few comps!

For this one, No4 has been given an "Editor's Choice" badge (like the 3 winners); the next four have a "Recommended Read", while the bottom two (9 &10) have nothing.

For the "Historical Erotica", both 4th and 5th place got the EC, and the bottom 5 all got RRs - so the quality was obviously higher for that comp!

For "Money Talks", only the 3 winners got ECs, and the next 7 all got RRs.

For "This is Hardcore", Nos 4 and 5 got an EC, while 6-9 got RRs. And someone must have really liked no 10, because that has an EC too!

For "Some Like It Hot", no 4 got an EC, 5-8 got RRs, while 9&10 got nothing again.

"Morning After..." was clearly not quite up to the usual standard, because although no 4 got an EC, only 5-7 got RRs; the next 4 got nothing (there was a final list of 11)

That's enough stats for tonight...

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "LGBT Story" Competition
Posted 07 Dec 2015 20:06

Congratulations to the winners and well done to my fellow runners-up. It's an honour to be in such distinguished company.

Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 05 Dec 2015 11:58

Merry Christmas

Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 05 Dec 2015 00:27

Smelly armpit

Topic What are you wearing right now?
Posted 02 Dec 2015 00:02

Bath robe (having breakfast)

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 29 Nov 2015 04:44

Black panties

Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 28 Nov 2015 11:16

Topic Chicks with Specs
Posted 27 Nov 2015 14:25

Topic doggy style or cowgirl
Posted 27 Nov 2015 14:21

I like cowgirl, because I like being on top haha. And I like it when he plays with my titties.

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 27 Nov 2015 12:25


Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 21 Nov 2015 14:01

Hot stuff

Topic Would you like your partner to pull your panties/thong to one side and make love to you in public
Posted 09 Nov 2015 21:52

I once watched a couple fucking up against the wall in a pub car park. It was late at night, and pretty dark, but it was obvious from the movements that that was what they were doing.

A few weeks later I was walking past with my bf, and told him about it. He was so turned on that we ended up doing the same thing ourselves. It was fun, and I did wonder if anyone had seen us in turn.

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 09 Nov 2015 12:11

Pale yellow

Topic Sharing Toys
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:20

My bf and I have "his 'n' hers" anal beads. Different colours so we don't mix them up!

Topic do your men want you to brush your teeth and use mouthwash after you give them a blow job but before
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:13

One did once. He didn't last long.

Topic Toy Review: The LILY 2 ~ LELO's Scented Clit Vibrator
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:09

How come they don't have one that smells like tuna?

My sex toys sometimes end up smelling a bit like tuna...

Topic What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted 20 Oct 2015 22:22


(Until he changed his avatar, of course. Making my suggestion look stupid!)

Topic someone watching you
Posted 16 Oct 2015 22:23

I'd just carry on, and hope they're not gonna call security and get us busted! That would not be cool...

Topic ladies...big cocks...pleasure or pain?
Posted 12 Oct 2015 10:53

Big is no good for my bum - any size of dick hurts to be honest. But I love a thick one in my vagina. I always get very wet, and don't seem to have any problem stretching to take a thickie. Thank goodness haha.

Topic Nit-picking: spelling error on Forum page
Posted 09 Oct 2015 12:16

Oh dear, if anyone loses thier job because of me, I'll never forgive myself!

Topic Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium - until 17 October only!
Posted 09 Oct 2015 12:11

Any Lushies in and around London - you really have got to go and visit Lucy Sparrow's art installation entitled "Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium".

It is a whole sex shop in which all the contents are sewn out of felt. Yes, felt, that soft material you played with as a kid.

I went there yesterday, and it is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Even seen a dildo made out of felt? A whole wall of sex mags? Another wall of videos? Bondage gear? All sewn out of felt. And actually, some it is just a little bit rude!

Oh, and don't miss the hilariously amateurish "sex film" entitled "Hungry, Hungry Arseholes", involving insertion of various felt items into a hole in a sheet. Honestly, I nearly wet myself.

Read more about it in this newspaper article.

To make the joke even better, it's in Soho, surrounded by real sex shops.

Love to hear if anyone else does go.

Topic Funny Signs
Posted 07 Oct 2015 12:57

God, I'm glad I'm British.

And we got coffee shops that have signs like this outside...

Topic Nit-picking: spelling error on Forum page
Posted 07 Oct 2015 12:46

Am I really the first person to notice that in the blurb for the "Strange/Amusing Pics" Forum Thread, the word "weird" is spelt wrong ("wierd")?

I know it's a small thing, but we all know spelling matters...

PedanticAnnie xxx

Topic How slutty are you?
Posted 29 Sep 2015 20:05

74% slut... That's probably about right. I love sex, but I have some rules haha.

Topic A Virgin Who's Desperate To Be Famous!
Posted 28 Sep 2015 13:51

I'd vouch for Katie's story. It's wonderfully sexy and arousing. I came. You will too.