Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Sharing Toys
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:20

My bf and I have "his 'n' hers" anal beads. Different colours so we don't mix them up!

Topic do your men want you to brush your teeth and use mouthwash after you give them a blow job but before
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:13

One did once. He didn't last long.

Topic Toy Review: The LILY 2 ~ LELO's Scented Clit Vibrator
Posted 01 Nov 2015 20:09

How come they don't have one that smells like tuna?

My sex toys sometimes end up smelling a bit like tuna...

Topic What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted 20 Oct 2015 22:22

Dark

(Until he changed his avatar, of course. Making my suggestion look stupid!)

Topic someone watching you
Posted 16 Oct 2015 22:23

I'd just carry on, and hope they're not gonna call security and get us busted! That would not be cool...

Topic ladies...big cocks...pleasure or pain?
Posted 12 Oct 2015 10:53

Big is no good for my bum - any size of dick hurts to be honest. But I love a thick one in my vagina. I always get very wet, and don't seem to have any problem stretching to take a thickie. Thank goodness haha.

Topic Nit-picking: spelling error on Forum page
Posted 09 Oct 2015 12:16

Oh dear, if anyone loses thier job because of me, I'll never forgive myself!

Topic Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium - until 17 October only!
Posted 09 Oct 2015 12:11

Any Lushies in and around London - you really have got to go and visit Lucy Sparrow's art installation entitled "Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium".

It is a whole sex shop in which all the contents are sewn out of felt. Yes, felt, that soft material you played with as a kid.

I went there yesterday, and it is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Even seen a dildo made out of felt? A whole wall of sex mags? Another wall of videos? Bondage gear? All sewn out of felt. And actually, some it is just a little bit rude!

Oh, and don't miss the hilariously amateurish "sex film" entitled "Hungry, Hungry Arseholes", involving insertion of various felt items into a hole in a sheet. Honestly, I nearly wet myself.

Read more about it in this newspaper article.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/features/madame-roxy-s-erotic-emporium-lucy-sparrow-interview-artist-behind-felt-soho-sex-shop-on-porn-a6684181.html

To make the joke even better, it's in Soho, surrounded by real sex shops.

Love to hear if anyone else does go.

Topic Funny Signs
Posted 07 Oct 2015 12:57

God, I'm glad I'm British.

And we got coffee shops that have signs like this outside...


https://upload.lushstories.com/147354308-o-HIPSTERS-HAMSTERS-CAFE-CHALKBOARD-570.jpg

Topic Nit-picking: spelling error on Forum page
Posted 07 Oct 2015 12:46

Am I really the first person to notice that in the blurb for the "Strange/Amusing Pics" Forum Thread, the word "weird" is spelt wrong ("wierd")?

I know it's a small thing, but we all know spelling matters...

PedanticAnnie xxx

Topic How slutty are you? http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test
Posted 29 Sep 2015 20:05

74% slut... That's probably about right. I love sex, but I have some rules haha.

Topic A Virgin Who's Desperate To Be Famous!
Posted 28 Sep 2015 13:51

I'd vouch for Katie's story. It's wonderfully sexy and arousing. I came. You will too.

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 21 Sep 2015 14:17

I'm in bed, so none.

Topic Does looking qualify as cheating?
Posted 19 Sep 2015 10:42

I damn well hope not, or I'm unfaithful most days! As long as it's just casting an admiring glance, that's ok, surely.

Topic Poll - Add a header link to go directly to your profile?
Posted 19 Sep 2015 04:17

Just... No.

Hahaha Spoilsport!

Topic What is your "reset" time?
Posted 19 Sep 2015 04:07

20 minutes max.

Now I need to find a guy who can match that hahaha.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 15 Sep 2015 21:19

Well, hello luscious Layla! Lovely to meet you!

Topic Do You Masturbate Daily?
Posted 15 Sep 2015 21:17

Pretty much, yes. I don't always come, but when I'm in bed it's impossible not to finger myself a little.

And often at other times haha.

Topic Taking a Cock in your mouth
Posted 15 Sep 2015 21:13

It's always been something that I enjoy. I love starting with a soft dick, feeling it get bigger and harder as I suck and tongue it. And I can take it pretty deep, which guys like, don't they?

And then it feels so dirty and good when he comes, and I get a nice hot sticky mouthful.

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Sep 2015 11:39

Night and day, I'm horny.

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 06 Sep 2015 22:32

Newspaper mops up spilled semen

Topic Google's new logo - love it? hate it? not fussed?
Posted 01 Sep 2015 11:18

How many hours of focus groups, brainstorming, out-of-the-box thinking, and other corporate twattery do you think that cost them? Hmmmm?

Topic Digger or Scraper?
Posted 30 Aug 2015 20:06

All scrapers are welcome to share my tub of buttery spread any time they like.

Diggers - go digging in your own tub. Not talking

Topic How do you react when you see a guy with a bulge?
Posted 28 Aug 2015 23:17

In a situation like that, definitely! In fact, I'd probably drag him off somewhere quiet so I could have a proper look.