Topic Lush Limericks
01 Jul 2013 12:23
As a slightly sillier counterpoint to the haiku thread, how about one for dirty limericks? Why not write a limerick about one of your friends here on Lush? Or about anyone at all?
Here's my starter for ten...
A naughty young lady named Abi
Once had a fine fuck with a cabby.
In lieu of her fare,
She screwed him with flair
By the entrance to Westminster Abbey.
Topic How can you deep throat without puking
30 Jun 2013 22:04
Can you tell me where the line for volunteers is forming?
Outside my door ;)
But Dina is right - practice is the only way. Get yourself a flexible dildo and try and swallow a little more each time.
Of course, a willing male is even better lol.
Topic Profile Views
30 Jun 2013 21:31
Yes...Just follow the link below ;)
Topic Men owning toys?
30 Jun 2013 21:24
Stop being so tight! Replace them all! Then you and your new girl will have all the naughty fun of choosing some new stuff together. And you might find she has some kinky ideas of her own that may surprise you!
Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY! TRINKET!
30 Jun 2013 14:47
Have a lovely birthday! No funny pics or cards - just my best wishes :)