Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 25 Dec 2017 13:57

Alcohol. 😃

Topic Happy Holidays Everyone
Posted 25 Dec 2017 13:52

Best wishes for Christmas, this special time for goodwill and forgiveness.

Topic Ink Slingers - do you read smut too or just write it?
Posted 23 Dec 2017 12:45

I do read quite a lot of stories by my fellow Lush authors, though sometimes I get discouraged by just how good some of them are. But I still like to be aroused and stimulated by good erotic writing.

Topic Kiss, Lick, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted 23 Dec 2017 07:50

Mmmm, kiss, lick and then get serious.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 23 Dec 2017 00:25

#26 on what list?

Yes, is there such a list? It might do my damaged ego a bit of good to know where I was on it.

Topic Announcing our "Change" Story Competition
Posted 22 Dec 2017 13:21

Ah fuck. I've had a wonderful idea for a story that would fit this perfectly.

Topic How did you get your first true sex toy?
Posted 20 Dec 2017 13:44

I bought a vibrator from a branch of Ann Summers, in the nearest big town to me. I'd gone specially to do that, and almost chickened out at the last minute. And of course no-one batted an eyelid when I took it to the counter.

Topic If you like coffee...
Posted 18 Dec 2017 11:39

My latest story is about a girl falling for the same guy as her sister. I kind of rushed it tbh. I also meant for it to be a sort of specific style but maybe I was too subtle or occasional about it because nobody's really picked up on it lol. Anyway it's kinda Christmas themed. Well, half of it is. Not themed. Like half of it is set in December so whatever. I liked writing it. I feel bad for rushing it though. It could have been so much more!

It's entitled Off Limits

It's pretty damn good as it is. Please read it, you lot.

Topic Adi's Randomly Bizarre and Possibly Offensive Pic Page
Posted 17 Dec 2017 19:53

Topic Would You Strip Search the Member Above you?
Posted 17 Dec 2017 03:41

Yes, taking my time...

Topic Naked while house-sitting or babysitting?
Posted 16 Dec 2017 14:32

I've often stripped partially and masturbated while baby-sitting, safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't be disturbed (the fear that the parents could come home unexpectedly only adding to the excitement).

The idea of leaving clothes around the house is a wonderful one, that I wish I'd tried. The thought of being naked and exposed, knowing that it'd be impossible to dress again easily, is getting me wet even now just thinking about it. I love your wife for thinking of it.

Topic NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted 16 Dec 2017 14:18

“Girls on the Nudist Beach”

Link -

Date online - 2 July 2011

Category – Lesbian

Number of reads to date – 41,930

Badges – Famous Story

Reader comments:

"Lots of cheeky, sporty open airs romps with a big dash of furtive hotel sex to round it off-- energetic smutty fun!"

"Another of naughtyannie's superbly sensuous stories. I got creamed while reading it, and I don't mean by sun screen."

"I love the pace you set and the storyline being so believable."

This was my first story to be set on the nudist beach at Brighton – others (so far) being “Where’s My Clothes?” and “Inappropriate Behaviour”.

For non-UK readers, the seaside town of Brighton is on the south coast only 50 miles from London. Among its many attractions is the UK’s first official nudist beach – established in 1980. The first time I went there was in circumstances similar to this story, although sadly nothing this exciting happened. It was someone’s birthday, so four of us went down to Brighton for the day, and someone (okay, me) persuaded the group to go bare. It was great, and I’ve been down several times since. If I actually lived in Brighton, I’d be there every day. The characters of the girls are based roughly on people I knew at the time, although their names are taken from people I was particularly friendly with on Lush at the time.

I think the story fits well with the structure that I often like to use, of building up the sexual tension with some erotic detail (the girls undressing and playing in the sea) before progressing to the “meat” of the story – the seduction and sex. A lot of my stories are definitely written with the thought that whoever is reading them will be masturbating, and hopefully climaxing at the same time as the characters. So it seems important to introduce some general sexual undertones from quite early on, to get the reader steadily aroused (wet or erect as appropriate), then working up to a mutual climax.

I’m less keen these days on the first-person present tense narrative, but it does make for an immediate connection with the reader. I do sometimes start writing a story in one narrative tense, then change my mind halfway through (or even at the end) and have to change it all. Sometimes I don’t know until I’ve written a lot which seems right for the particular story. I’ve got a couple that have been through various rewrites.

The thing that still niggles me slightly about the story is the “cheat” I use to get the girls into the hotel room at the end. I’ve never seen a hotel key-card that has the room number actually printed on it (or if it did you’d need an access code as well, otherwise it would be far too easy to break in). But I wanted Annie and Lizzie to have somewhere to finish off, and things like a public toilet or shop changing-room didn’t feel right. So it’s a narrative cheat. I usually really try to avoid this sort of thing – I want readers to feel that my stories could actually happen, however improbable the actual events.

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 16 Dec 2017 12:56

Jumping in with Julie and Lily.

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 15 Dec 2017 21:43

Last night. :)

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 15 Dec 2017 21:40

Remembering last night's fuck.

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 15 Dec 2017 21:29

Ripping off my bikini and jumping in.

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 12 Dec 2017 22:10

No. Still too busy with Ginger and the other girls lol.

Topic NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted 11 Dec 2017 12:30

Two linked pieces today...

Just For You (Girls) and
Just For You (Guys)

Date online - 17/18 June 2011

Category – Love Poems

Number of reads to date – Girls - 3422; Guys - 4569

Links –

Badges – None

Reader comments:

"You have a enchanting and powerful diction. Words seem to be flowing from you, conveying exactly the emotions and feelings you wanna describe. Lovely."

"So very sensual and erotic. Made me long for the touch of another woman"

"This was a yummy poem to read in bed this morning."

"beautiful images form your words, hauntingly sensual"

"great..erotic and well have a special way with words"

There’s not a great deal to say about these two parallel stories/poems, although I guess it’s unusual to have two versions of the same piece, written as straight/lesbian alternatives.

I didn’t start off meaning to write two versions, but I think I couldn’t decide whether to make it a straight or lesbian piece, and then the idea came to write it twice.

I didn’t actually submit them to the “poetry” section of Lush, because I didn’t think of them like that. They were just pieces of erotic prose laid out in a loose way on the page. But the moderator moved them into the “love poems” section, and I think that’s probably the right place for them, since there’s no real narrative, just an attempt to describe sex in a fairly soft-focus, vanilla sort of way.

On the other hand, one of the writers I most admire, CelliaIsAliena, commented (on the Girls version):

"An impressive piece of narrative erotic poetry! It begins so quietly, I didn't anticipate the build-up in the imagery and passion as the poem proceeds. It's rather a daring strategy, the way the sophistication of the poem's diction and imagery accelerates with the escalation of the lovemaking. The result is a passionate and very vividly-detailed ride, one worth following carefully through to the end!"

So maybe they're better than I give them credit for.

Topic Whatever happened to Oceanrunner?
Posted 10 Dec 2017 14:25

He sent a message to his friends, telling them what he was doing, and why. I respect his decision.

I also remember several people leaving in a huff when the incest category was removed for a while, a couple of years ago. You can never please everybody.

Topic Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted 10 Dec 2017 12:14

Why don't we make a pot? That should be enough for three! 🙄

Topic Almost Famous
Posted 10 Dec 2017 12:11

Moving off-topic slightly, my old story "Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah" is now my second Legendary story! 100,043 hits!

Moving it into the new "Teen" category seems to have given it a bit of a boost. It's a cheeky little tale of exhibitionism and flashing. If that's your thing, you might enjoy it.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Dec 2017 04:32

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 09 Dec 2017 23:55

Tiptoeing in; in case it's cold lol

Topic NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted 09 Dec 2017 14:08

Here's the next one...

“At Night, Two Birds”

First published - 12 June 2011

Category – College Sex

Number of reads to date – 36,253

Link -

Badges – Famous Story

Reader comments:

"A cheery tale with lots of cheeky humour and rambunctious sex appeal!"

"Very nice good characters, very believable even the squirting"

"What a yummy morning treat to read. It was sort of innocent but really really sexy too. Loved it"

"I got hard just thinking about your sweet young puss the way you make your panties look oh i think i will make cock cum looking at your sweet young ass love your sweet panties"


This was the first story that I wrote specifically for Lush. After having had some good feedback for my first story, “Wet Mountain”, I decided I wanted to write another one and see how that did. And after writing a “straight” story, I wanted to try my hand at a lesbian one.

Following the time-honoured formula of “write about what you know”, it is set in the student flats of an unnamed university, very much like the ones I was living in at the time. Although it features two girl students having sex, at the time my experience of lesbian sex was fairly small, and restricted to little more than a few girlish experiments. But I had a vivid imagination.

The “Annie” in this story is a rather more sexually confident version of me – or at least as I was six years ago, when this was written. In some ways, I was more like the Louise character, but I wanted to write a story in which I took the lead – trying to more assertive in my own life, I suppose. And maybe, looking back, I just wanted to be seduced by someone confident and sexy like the “story Annie”, who would show me what two girls can get up to together.

Would I write it the same way now? No, probably not. Although it’s got some of the same characteristics of my later stories, like the use of humour to set the scene, I’m not sure if the steam-of-conscious style, interspersed with personal asides, really works. It seems a bit affected to me now, but that was how I wrote it at the time, so it can stay like that.

If the story can be said to have any special features, it would have to be the “squirting” at the end. I’m pretty sure this is only there because I’d seen it on some internet porn, and it looked like a fun thing to introduce in a story. The actual focus of the story is all about the slow seduction and undressing, but I thought it needed a more interesting climax, and the squirting was supposed to do that.

One final obscure fact. The title is an oblique reference to a novel by the Irish writer Flann O’Brien, called “At Swim-Two-Birds”, which I’d recently been reading (he gets a name-check in the story, too). I don’t suppose anyone else got it, but the title’s okay anyway, so I’m not going to change it now.

Topic Matt Lauer... women, would you still do him?
Posted 08 Dec 2017 22:34

I'd do him with my knee, right between the legs.

PS Should say that I had to Google him first, to find out he's another filthy groper. I'd guess most British have no idea who he is. Lucky us.

Topic have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?
Posted 08 Dec 2017 13:45

Yes. I stretched a condom over it to help with lubrication. It filled me right up. Bliss.

Topic Rest in Peace: August Ames
Posted 07 Dec 2017 15:15

This is sad.

And if anyone on here doubts that online abuse and personal attacks can drive you to this state of desperation, let me assure you that it can.

Topic Where would you like to be right now?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 14:49

In bed with Ginger 😊

Topic Would you like a 3some with the 2 members Above You.....Yes or No?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 14:35

I think we'd make a good trio...

Topic Have you ever caught a guy staring lustingly at your boobs or ass
Posted 04 Dec 2017 22:38

Yes to my boobs. But it's usually when I'm not wearing a bra, so only to be expected.

I'm sure they look at my bum too, but that's harder to spot lol.