Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic how would you react to a guy getting hard at a nude beach
Posted 03 Apr 2013 07:52

My only experience of nude beaches is the one at Brighton (UK South Coast). It's not really a family beach, but otherwise there are a real mixture of ages. I wish I could say most people go there for non sexual reasons, but a lot of gay men use it, and some of them don't seem to hide their erections as well as they should. Perhaps I'm just jealous because I'm not the cause lol. Mind you, that does give me the freedom to look without fear of being chatted up...

Topic Have you ever gone to sleep with...?
Posted 02 Apr 2013 23:00

If I've been masturbating before going to sleep, I usually like the smell on my fingers, and its not really worth getting out of bed for a major clean-up. If a guy has come on me, I usually get most of it off with my fingers. But there's usually some dried stains in the morning.

Topic name a tv comedy programme that you never laughed to
Posted 01 Apr 2013 14:54

The Office (UK version) for me too. In fact, anything with Ricky Gervais. Most over-rated "comic" ever. I think it's the way he obviously thinks he's so funny that really irritates.

Topic Writing in Parts
Posted 31 Mar 2013 12:25

I probably should have read this thread before embarking on a multi-part series. I wrote the first three parts quite quickly, but now I'm a little bit stuck.

Part of the problem is that I've other things taking priority over writing for Lush at the moment, but I also got more interested in the story that will be the fifth part, and have written a lot more of that than part four.

It was also never supposed be a multi-part story, but having written the first part, I got interested in the characters and could see all sorts of ways to develop the characters and relationships. I'm pleased with the way it is going at the moment (apart from the delays), but can see why writing the whole thing at once and then posting each part separately would be a good idea.

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 31 Mar 2013 05:49


Topic Male or Female authors?
Posted 31 Mar 2013 03:36

I think you should be a bit more open to male authors. We have some fantastic ones on this site and you're really missing out on some great stories if you rule them out immediately.

To name a few: Buz; Frank_Lee; Jaymal; Milik_the_Red; DLizze; MatthewVett.

And Clum, of course!

Though I think Quenton maybe does have a bit of a point, in that female writers are often interested in feelings and emotions as well as the "sticking it in and jiggling it about a bit" business. I know I am.

That's not to say male writers aren't capable of doing it too - and all those named above write good stories. But I guess you have to read as widely as possible, includng stuff that doesn't appeal, to find the stuff that does.

Topic if you had the person above you bent over, what would you do to them?
Posted 29 Mar 2013 04:26

Use another sort of rabbit on her lol

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 28 Mar 2013 23:56

Actually friendly kiss was for Helen - I'd fuck Anna lol

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 28 Mar 2013 23:56

Actually friendly kiss was for Helen - I'd fuck Anna lol

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 28 Mar 2013 23:53

Friendly kiss

Topic What's it like to get your arsehole bleached ?
Posted 26 Mar 2013 15:33

Oh lordy...I just so did not need to see those just before going to sleep...bad dreams on the way ;(

Topic ladies would u like to wear panties wet in your or your patner's juice?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 15:09

But then if you have to take your sopping panties off during the day, where do you put them?

In your handbag? But then don't the juices get everywhere and coat everything else in your bag in goo? Bit embarrassing if your friend asks you for a tissue...

I am going to get some of those resealable sandwich bags I had as a kid. Slip 'em in, seal it up, and hey presto, no sticky secretions!

Should I patent this? Dragon's Den, anyone?

Topic Are you a screamer or a moaner?
Posted 17 Mar 2013 15:11

I moan if he/she's not doing it properly haha

Topic What kind of panties do you prefer?
Posted 17 Mar 2013 15:05

For daily comfort wear, just bog standard M&S pants. Under a skirt, in the summer, I like nothing at all.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 17 Mar 2013 07:45

Uses a tricycle to get around

Topic Yay!!! I just squirted for the first time!!!
Posted 17 Mar 2013 06:23

God dammit! How come my parents never bought me that one when I was younger? No wonder that dog's smiling!

Topic orgasm type
Posted 17 Mar 2013 06:20

I'd say somewhere in between - more than a drip (sometimes quite a little stream) but not really a "stand clear anyone within 10 feet of my orgasm" sort of a squirt.

Topic logging off while using a samsung galaxy is nearly impossible
Posted 17 Mar 2013 06:12

I've been having this problem with my new Kindle Fire HD - lovely for browsing Lush in bed, but I find logging off tricky too.

But now I've spotted that little button on the Forums page, I shall use that instead. Great advice! :)

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 17 Mar 2013 01:41

suck her until she comes and then fuck her with my vibrator

Topic Are you a screamer or a moaner?
Posted 15 Mar 2013 12:38

I'm more of a squealer...and a grunter sometimes too.

Oh god, that makes me sound like a pig!!!!!

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 15 Mar 2013 12:32


Topic Naughtiest place you've masturbated
Posted 11 Mar 2013 12:14

I do enjoy masturbating while out and about. Sit down somewhere quiet, cover myself up, and just go for it.

But my naughtiest might have to be in Church as well. It just seems so wrong, which is why it is so exciting. In a pew by myself towards the back...during a boring sermon...

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 10 Mar 2013 04:45


Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 09 Mar 2013 12:40

red shoes

Topic A $200 Cash 1st Prize in our new competition is no laughing matter!
Posted 08 Mar 2013 14:11

We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs.

In the UK, the magazine "The Literary Review" has since 1993 given an annual "Bad Sex in Fiction Award", which is presented to the novelist who produces the worst description of sexual activity in a novel published that year. It gets a lot of publicity in the posh papers, as you can imagine. There's a good article about the 2012 award here:

I was rather taken by Tom Wolfe's "his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle..."

Topic A $200 Cash 1st Prize in our new competition is no laughing matter!
Posted 08 Mar 2013 10:41

I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt.

Topic Pussy Piercings!!
Posted 07 Mar 2013 15:20

No thanks, it's not for me. I like me just the way I am. And my orgasms are usually pretty good anyway.

Topic have you ever been to a nude or clothing opitional beach, location and will you return?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 13:21

I can recommend the one in Brighton, Sussex: have been there a couple of times. And you don't have to worry about sand getting where it isn't welcome - it's a shingle beach lol.

Topic The throwing of random objects at the person above you
Posted 04 Mar 2013 13:04

A hairbrush :)

Topic masturbating to porn
Posted 03 Mar 2013 14:50

It tends to be written stuff that really gets me going - especially by all you lovely Lush writers out there! Sometimes I'll use the story to fuel my imagination, and take it from there...