Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Breaking News - UK Genral Election - June 8th
Posted 16 Jun 2017 14:06



Are you fucking kidding me? You're really blaming the people of this country for the absolute shit we're in, and not that bloody awful woman?

You know what? You're right; the country should be ashamed of itself for still giving the largest share of the vote and the most seats to a party as cold and reckless as the Tories. Out of little more than greed and arrogance, we've been taken into a situation with very little clarity about what happens next.

I honestly feel like I don't know my own country any more. I don't understand how we got here.

I think you may have misspelt "SNP"*. Other than that, you're spot on ;)

* Scottish National Party, for our non-UK readers.

Topic It's Bikini Time Gentlemen.
Posted 16 Jun 2017 13:48

https://upload.lushstories.com/534557303-sblc941_b5334f.jpg

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 16 Jun 2017 13:45

https://upload.lushstories.com/552584170-forest.jpg

Pink panties

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Jun 2017 13:36

So. My poem just got verified but it's not on the homepage. I think there's a bug whereby if you save a draft and then submit it later on, it acts like the story's been edited and is old so it doesn't come up on the homepage. It's happened once before to me but I was too awesome to mention it. Now I'm just a cow.

It's there now.

https://www.lushstories.com/poetry.aspx?fr=True

It's not that you forgot to look under the Poems tab I s'pose? ;)

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 14 Jun 2017 21:19

Sorry to hear about your bad day, Hera. Have a hug if that'll help.

And sorry I can't join you on the strong stuff, as it's breakfast time for me! So I'll just have a coffee please. :)

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 14 Jun 2017 11:59

https://upload.lushstories.com/338220431-wetcandy-u7djj-cc1870.jpg

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 14 Jun 2017 11:50

https://upload.lushstories.com/497113234-fuckme.jpg

Collar

Topic LIMERICK GAME
Posted 14 Jun 2017 11:41

When Bill saw how Ginger was dressed,
No confusion or intention was guessed
He whipped out his willy


Topic LIMERICK GAME
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:52

I've sown some wild oats, I confess,
and many have took off my dress,
Years may have gone by
But I'm still never shy

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:48

Below...

Topic Sexual ABC's
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:47

(Getting us back on track) Ecstasy.

Topic How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:45

Funny. And cute.

Topic Sexual words association
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:43

Tied up

Topic Girls, how often do you finger yourself?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:41

Most days. Doing it now in fact. Which is why my screen is now sticky.

Topic Do you like cum in you or on you?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 14:48

I'll take it wherever I can get it. Putting my fingers in my vagina after a fuck and feeling it all sticky inside me is always delicious. But cum on my tits is good dirty fun too.

Topic Want Lush To Keep Running? Wish Gav A Happy Birthday!
Posted 13 Jun 2017 14:24

Happy Birthday! occasion5 occasion6

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 05:35

green.

Topic have you ever masturbated outdoors knowing you could get caught because the thought of being caught is a turn on?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 20:45

I've masturbated outdoors quite a lot, but almost always in places where I was fairly sure I wouldn't be caught. Because being caught would actually be pretty embarrassing.

Topic Gals, have you ever intentionally left your panties behind?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 01:54

I left a pair hanging from a bush once after some outdoor sex. I still wonder who found them...

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 10 Jun 2017 00:36

Please take my knickers off.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 14:37

So is that ten DAYS until the big news?

Or ten weeks?

Months...

Or is it one of those countdowns that goes straight to zero?

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 10:56

We are partnering with Cyberdyne Systems and Skynet? Lush/Skynet will then spontaneously achieve artificial consciousness, and destroy all of mankind?

Trippy.

Destroying mankind with an orgasmic holocaust? What a way to go...

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 05:50

We're forming a coalition with the Conservative Party?

Topic Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
Posted 08 Jun 2017 16:02

I have a large pair of scissors that will soon solve your problem.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 15:52

Is it being taken over by cats?

Topic The Weirdest Thing A Guy Has Ever Said Or Done During sex
Posted 07 Jun 2017 13:47

Farted on my clit.

Topic If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
Posted 07 Jun 2017 11:52

I take credit for being the first (only?) person to submit a serious answer haha.

Topic Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted 06 Jun 2017 15:13



Dogging (sexual slang), a British English slang term for engaging in public sex while others watch.

For British readers only, the funniest episode of the TV show "Peter Kay's Car Share" involves a misunderstanding about what dogging is. I nearly wet myself with laughter.

My sense of humour is not sophisticated....