Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic LIMERICK GAME
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:52

I've sown some wild oats, I confess,
and many have took off my dress,
Years may have gone by
But I'm still never shy

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:48

Below...

Topic Sexual ABC's
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:47

(Getting us back on track) Ecstasy.

Topic How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:45

Funny. And cute.

Topic Sexual words association
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:43

Tied up

Topic Girls, how often do you finger yourself?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 21:41

Most days. Doing it now in fact. Which is why my screen is now sticky.

Topic Do you like cum in you or on you?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 14:48

I'll take it wherever I can get it. Putting my fingers in my vagina after a fuck and feeling it all sticky inside me is always delicious. But cum on my tits is good dirty fun too.

Topic Want Lush To Keep Running? Wish Gav A Happy Birthday!
Posted 13 Jun 2017 14:24

Happy Birthday! occasion5 occasion6

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 05:35

green.

Topic have you ever masturbated outdoors knowing you could get caught because the thought of being caught is a turn on?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 20:45

I've masturbated outdoors quite a lot, but almost always in places where I was fairly sure I wouldn't be caught. Because being caught would actually be pretty embarrassing.

Topic Gals, have you ever intentionally left your panties behind?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 01:54

I left a pair hanging from a bush once after some outdoor sex. I still wonder who found them...

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 10 Jun 2017 00:36

Please take my knickers off.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 14:37

So is that ten DAYS until the big news?

Or ten weeks?

Months...

Or is it one of those countdowns that goes straight to zero?

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 10:56

We are partnering with Cyberdyne Systems and Skynet? Lush/Skynet will then spontaneously achieve artificial consciousness, and destroy all of mankind?

Trippy.

Destroying mankind with an orgasmic holocaust? What a way to go...

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 09 Jun 2017 05:50

We're forming a coalition with the Conservative Party?

Topic Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
Posted 08 Jun 2017 16:02

I have a large pair of scissors that will soon solve your problem.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 15:52

Is it being taken over by cats?

Topic The Weirdest Thing A Guy Has Ever Said Or Done During sex
Posted 07 Jun 2017 13:47

Farted on my clit.

Topic If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
Posted 07 Jun 2017 11:52

I take credit for being the first (only?) person to submit a serious answer haha.

Topic Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted 06 Jun 2017 15:13



Dogging (sexual slang), a British English slang term for engaging in public sex while others watch.

For British readers only, the funniest episode of the TV show "Peter Kay's Car Share" involves a misunderstanding about what dogging is. I nearly wet myself with laughter.

My sense of humour is not sophisticated....

Topic More Attacks
Posted 05 Jun 2017 14:25

I was in London on Saturday night, barely half a mile from London Bridge. I've drunk in those pubs where people were killed.

The trouble is, Islamic fundamentalists just don't have the same values that we do. They actually don't recognise concepts like "we are all British citizens" and "all one human race". As far as they are concerned, we (non-Muslims) are worse than vermin, and they just want to kill us. And the fanatics will be just as happy to kill the person who waves a placard saying "Love Not Hate" as the fanatical UKIPper who wants to "send them all home". We're all as bad in their eyes.

It's hard to fight that sort of fanatical devotion to an ideal. Look what it took to persuade the Japanese to stop fighting in WWII (and no, I'm not suggesting nuking Saudi Arabia,) but until we can find a way to defeat that mind-set we are in trouble. The UK is actually trying hard to do this, by working with communities, but it's a slow process, and doesn't always get the support it needs from non-radical Muslims.

Topic Awesome Award 6/2/17: BrownCoffee
Posted 05 Jun 2017 13:50

Nice one, fam! Can't think of anyone on the site more deserving of the awesome award than you! (Mine's been lost in the post, obviously, since we both know how awesome I am!)

#awesome #pushitrealgood

I think your avatar is awesome. I could watch it all day.

Topic Almost Famous - Can you help?
Posted 04 Jun 2017 21:23

What a perfect excuse to read and enjoy this delightful piece all over again. Yummy. Xxx

Topic The 'No New Contest' Blues
Posted 04 Jun 2017 05:10

I actually really like the idea of a contest where the title has to be a Beatles track. Could lead to some clever interpretations.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Jun 2017 03:37

I'll let you share mine if you get me a drink 😆

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 03 Jun 2017 03:21

Graveyards don't bother me at all, except as quiet places where muggers & rapists might lurk. I believe there may be "life" elsewhere in the universe, but not that they've visited us. Most"paranormal" things have a rational explanation if you look for it.

Topic Awesome Award 6/2/17: BrownCoffee
Posted 02 Jun 2017 18:18

Congratulations, Hannah, welcome to the club. You're one of the people whose posts I always read - not to mention your delicious stories. Big hugs.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 02 Jun 2017 14:04

Did someone mention doughnuts?

I've just submitted a new story, so I think I deserve a treat.

Do you have some with cream? I love cream...