Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Person Above, Out of 10?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:21

Easily a 10, and more

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:19

Shame!

I'll say yes...

Topic I have to replace this...
Posted 18 Nov 2013 14:57



Q: How do you know which deer is on holiday?

A: The one with the wee calf (week aff - sorry, I think you need to be Scottish to get this... Anyone? Anyone??)

Veering wildly off-topic, my friend told me this stupid joke that she said only works in a Scots accent.

Q. What's the difference between Alfred Hitchcock and Walt Disney?

A. Alfred makes thriller films, and Walt Disney*.

*disnae

I'll get my coat...

Topic "Oh God" or "Oh god"?
Posted 17 Nov 2013 21:48

I would use "God", even as an exclamation, because whatever deity is being invoked, "God" is his/her name or title. Because of my Christian background, I use it quite a lot, as well as "Jesus Christ", which of course should always be capitalised. I've certainly never had any comments about this from readers on Lush, who presumably have other things on their minds when reading my stuff.

Are there any writers of other faiths on Lush who might have a different convention or preference? That would be interesting to know.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 16 Nov 2013 21:24

I get loads of friend requests from people who obviously haven't read my profile - which specifically says I won't accept requests from people who don't have some sort of avatar. But I must admit that people who say they like my stories, or are following me, usually get added - that seems like the polite thing to do! And what writer isn't flattered by a nice comment?

I always read profiles carefully before I send a friend request. I usually only request people if I've really enjoyed one of their stories, or their forum posts.

Topic For all you story writers out there Question,how do you start your Stories?
Posted 16 Nov 2013 15:10

Once I've had an idea for a story, I rough out a plan for how it's going to go. Once that's done, I often work at different parts of it at different times. Only rarely do I start at the beginning and just write through to the end. Though it can be good to get the first couple of paragraphs done early, since they can set the style and tone of the whole thing.

Topic What comes to your mind when you hear the name of the country above you?
Posted 12 Nov 2013 21:37

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

Japan

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 12 Nov 2013 14:26

http://upload.lushstories.com/409000252-osgrou-f9vbi-d9eef1.jpg

Hands tied behind back

Topic What comes to your mind when you hear the name of the country above you?
Posted 12 Nov 2013 14:14

Corrupt government

Sweden

Topic Category mistakes
Posted 11 Nov 2013 15:08

My ongoing "sex packed holiday" series has different parts in different categories, but that's because each one has a different slant. One is more voyeur-based, another is girl/girl sex, another is incest-based, and another has some hard-core stuff. But if I eventually finish it, it might be a good idea to move it all to the "novels" section.

Topic story ideas
Posted 10 Nov 2013 05:15

Ashby-de-la-Zouch. There's an address I write to when I need an idea, and they send one back by return of post. Excellent value - £5 each or three for a tenner.

Topic Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted 09 Nov 2013 00:38

Be spanked Embarassed

Topic date, fuck buddies or pass?
Posted 09 Nov 2013 00:35

Date, then fuck for ever!

Topic Toy Review: The Battle of the Gigi (LELO)
Posted 08 Nov 2013 15:01

Fuck it all, I love my Mona 2, but the Gigi 2 sounds awesome. I'm all tingly just reading about it...

How can I nobble all the other entrants in the story competition, so I can get third prize?

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 08 Nov 2013 14:51

Fuck for me please :)

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 08 Nov 2013 13:59

http://upload.lushstories.com/1276543393-meatymeat-zblev-c0498e.jpg

Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
Posted 08 Nov 2013 13:49

http://upload.lushstories.com/1389735227-justperfect-85rzg-f3c502.gif

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 08 Nov 2013 13:46

http://upload.lushstories.com/675072600-justperfect-tw6bc-d31c34.jpg

Topic The ' O ' Moments
Posted 08 Nov 2013 13:40

http://upload.lushstories.com/351872520-tumblr_lv0maskUFp1qf3yy5o1_1280.jpg

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 08 Nov 2013 13:32

http://upload.lushstories.com/1904049601-naughtyannie-hid3k-365e93.jpg

one breast showing

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 15:52

Hee hee I'm lucky :)

I'll say yes to the original question ;)

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 05 Nov 2013 15:22

Fuck

Topic Lush Appropriate Glasgow Firework Display
Posted 03 Nov 2013 14:40

Great! Nothing like that at Blackheath, (my local London display) on Saturday, more's the pity!

Topic Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted 03 Nov 2013 07:40

I'll have Sweet 16 please.

Topic Is it possible to write a good story when you havent actually had sex before?
Posted 03 Nov 2013 05:10

But I guess you've masturbated, so know what it feels like to come. If you've read enough of the stories here, you'll have an idea of how to describe the ins and outs of sex (!) Half the skill of writing a good sex story is the context - the story behind the sex. You could probably write a really effective story, based on your own experience, of wanting to have sex - then use your imagination and research to fill in the rest. Good luck!

Topic Visual stimulation
Posted 01 Nov 2013 23:15

I get much more turned on by reading a good dirty story - which is why I love Lush so much! I don't mind watching a bit of porn occasionally, but I'm much more likely to masturbate while I'm reading.

Topic If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
Posted 30 Oct 2013 22:38

I don't think we should be too quick to judge someone just because their particular kink doesn't float our own boat.

In any case I don't think the effect of a fart would be sufficiently sustained to have any sort of stimulating effect on my clit. I might feel it, but it would be just a brief blast, whereas I need more sustained work with either fingers or mouth to have any arousing effect.

I can imagine some people might get a thrill of some sort from the fact of being farted on, but the idea does nothing for me personally. Pee, on the other hand...

Does that answer your question?

Topic What's your favorite Bruce Willis movie outside of the Die Hard movies?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 16:04

Twelve Monkeys. Great film.

Topic Admitting you masturbate.
Posted 27 Oct 2013 15:48

When you say "most women", what is your sample based on? Women with whom you are personally acquainted? Or is it just something you think might be the truth?

I think "most women" who are regular members of Lush wouldn't have any problems telling their boy/girl friend that they masturbated. I know I never have. Most of my bfs seem to have accepted it as perfectly natural behaviour.

Topic To boldly go
Posted 27 Oct 2013 08:49

Perhaps one of the Mods could advise us as to what the "Lush Style Guide" says on the matter?

I'm sure it is even more reliably authoritative than that of "The Times".