Forum posts made by naughtyannie

Topic Insects are totally cool but butterflies will fuck you up
Posted 08 Apr 2017 15:03

Okay, let's all calm down.

Here's a Bee Fly, doing its best to out-cute the entire insect world

https://upload.lushstories.com/471462227-bee fly.jpg

Would cuddle. 13/10.

Topic Insects are totally cool but butterflies will fuck you up
Posted 08 Apr 2017 14:48

Yeah, just look at those eyes, boring into your soul.

Once its seen you, it'll never stop until it's got its long sticky tongue out and licked you to death.

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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...

Topic Insects are totally cool but butterflies will fuck you up
Posted 08 Apr 2017 14:40

https://upload.lushstories.com/642578206-killer_butterfly.jpg

Rachel?




Rachel?




I'm coming to get you, Rachel!

Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, what number would you rate your blowjob skill?
Posted 07 Apr 2017 22:36

I always hate these self-assessment tests. I'd rate myself as about 7, but I'd be hoping my assessor would mark me up to a 10. ;)

Topic Announcing our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 05 Apr 2017 11:53

Will a poem written in free verse catch the eyes of the judges?
Or is the rhyme dictionary king of this comp?

I started out trying to write a piece that rhymed and scanned, but the challenge of finding a rhyme for Cockfosters defeated me.

And as for scanning a line with Caledonian Road...

So free(ish) verse it had to be.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/piccadilly-line-passion.aspx

Annie

Topic Her Royal Awesomeness Award
Posted 05 Apr 2017 04:18

Congratulations! In so many ways, probably more than she knows, she's made this place somewhere special. Thank you 😙

Topic LOOK QUICK! How Many of Your Friends Are Currently Online
Posted 03 Apr 2017 13:47

Double figures - 12

Topic Awesome Award 4/1/17: Cleo El Gato
Posted 02 Apr 2017 13:23

Tch! I see Cleo's been at Mistress Sprite's keyboard again...

Topic Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted 02 Apr 2017 13:18

I'd always been shy of collaborating with anyone (and unsure about how it would work).

But the other day my friend Abigail Thornton asked me if I'd like to do a story with her, and we chatted about how it might work. She sent me the rough draft of a story she'd been working on, and I picked one of the characters and wrote an alternating series of scenes from their point of view (adding one new character, and fleshing out another).

I think it worked out pretty well, and it was fun taking someone else's story and using it as a springboard for my own imagination. I'd definitely collaborate again.

Oh, and the story is here if you want to read it - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cuckold/it-takes-two.aspx

Topic When you gave your 1st blow job did the guy cum in your mouth and did you swallow?
Posted 31 Mar 2017 20:35

No to both. I was giving a hand job, and he asked me to suck it, so I did. But when he said he was going to come, I pulled him out, and he spurted onto the ground. The first time I swallowed was because we were in the cinema, and there was nothing else to do with it. Fun times!

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 31 Mar 2017 11:41

https://upload.lushstories.com/830590640-TomPoulton.jpg

Movie projector

Topic According To YOU, Which Is The Best Evil Child Movie?
Posted 29 Mar 2017 10:47

Annie.

My mum would probably agree with you there.

Topic What's the ONE thing you really hate to do?
Posted 28 Mar 2017 21:20

Make important decisions. Or any decisions. I think.

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 28 Mar 2017 21:19

Give her a bunch of daffodils.

Topic Pussy beer is here!
Posted 28 Mar 2017 10:19

And where do they get the yeast from to make it ferment?

Topic Pussy beer is here!
Posted 28 Mar 2017 10:13

Most people are happy to drink straight out of my vagina, thanks all the same.

Topic Sideboob
Posted 27 Mar 2017 12:32

https://upload.lushstories.com/167687632-single_026z7402028348885.jpg

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 27 Mar 2017 12:25

https://upload.lushstories.com/1211324345-bioboy_1651f06bb625667393071402c611af3e.jpg

Lace curtains

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 27 Mar 2017 12:18

Kiss those lips.

Topic Skinny Dipping
Posted 27 Mar 2017 11:18

When I was living at home, I used to go skinny-dipping in the river near our house. You had to walk upstream a couple of miles to find a quiet bit, but it was lovely when you got there. I'd usually start in my swimming costume, then take it off, and just enjoy being nude in the water. It was among my first experiences of being naked outdoors. Wonderful.

Topic when was the last time anyone heard from mstrib?
Posted 26 Mar 2017 22:37

I hadn't seen that thread, with her getting offended over nothing. Obviously spiky in real life too.

Topic when was the last time anyone heard from mstrib?
Posted 26 Mar 2017 10:38

I noticed she'd gone. We exchanged a few messages from time to time.

I rather enjoyed reading her stories (and told her so). Very rough and raw (I bet they took some editing!) but with a spiky edge to them that seemed to come from real experience.

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 26 Mar 2017 04:13

Yes please ;)

Twice in fact lol

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 26 Mar 2017 04:13

Yes please ;)

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:18

Dammit yes

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:11



Yeah, I agree with this. Especially every guy packing a python in his pants.

Actually, I think giving the characters' specific measurements in a story is one of the worst cliches. I've never had a woman pull out a ruler and measure me either like it's some kind of science project: "He was 6 and 3/16 of an inch long, and 4 and 5/8 inches in circumference. It was precisely the 12th largest cock she'd ever had in her life by cubic volume." I think you could cover all this by saying "He was average and unashamed."

Similarly, I've admired many breasts in my life, but the extent of it has always been 'oh, those look nice.' I've never cared about her specific bra-size like I'm going to take her lingerie shopping. Big tits, little tits, firm tits, saggy tits, round tits, bouncy tits, (etc.) are all much better descriptors than a woman's measurements.

All this. I never looked at a guy and thought hmmm he's 8 inches he can fuck me. By that time it's too late to care lol

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:04

I completely misread this thread. It's the booze lol

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:03

Me, tomorrow morning, when this evenings drink becomes tomorrow's hangover....

Topic Finding an authentic voice
Posted 24 Mar 2017 11:00

My authentic voice is filthy minded drunk slapper. Cos that's what I know best.

I'm drunk now lol. Friday evenings eh?

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 19:59

Yes, definitely.