Forum posts made by nicola

Topic 50,000+ Videos and rising
Posted 19 Apr 2018 06:57

Just to let you know, we've added a bunch more videos, and are now up to the 50,000+ mark.

I'll try and run the script more often to build our database up.

Please let me know if you have any special content requests, and I'll see what I can find.


Topic Ask me a question!
Posted 18 Apr 2018 04:54

What's your favourite type of cheese?

I've moved this to the "LushSpace" introductory forum, which is a better fit for the post.

Welcome to the site!

Topic Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted 18 Apr 2018 04:48

Stop it. You are fueling my fantasies of you as Ms. Norbury from Mean Girls.

laughing9 Not far off ... I'm a pusher!

Talking of which, get cracking with this competition. Make time! It has you written all over it.

Topic Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted 17 Apr 2018 13:18

My waking state is confusion. Every so often I get it together long enough to string a few words together to form a sentence.


We've run one (maybe more) of these in the past. for example. We had some super hot entries.

I really like the shorter format competitions, as a) They give authors a real challenge, b) Less words for my ageing eyes to read evil4

We're due one fairly soon I'd say.

Topic Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted 17 Apr 2018 09:21

Cool theme.

I asked this before the Changes competition, but forgot the answer. Is there a minimum for these? Can I submit a flash?

If there are minimum or maximum word limits, I mention them on the competition page.

For this one:

"As an added challenge, stories should be no longer than 6,000 words."

So a flash piece would be fine icon_smile It would probably have to be an incredible piece of writing (quite within your abilities!), if it were to beat a well written story which was towards the upper word count limits. Just a thought to bear in mind.

Perhaps I should make it clearer, or specify the upper and lower word limits in the competition copy in future?

Topic Moderator of the Month for March
Posted 17 Apr 2018 08:03

Several of our overworked and unpaid Moderators, put in a huge effort in March on the story front, including Sweet as Candy, JWren and Curvygalore, who tackled over half the queue on their own. A huge thank you to you guys in particular KEE .

And if you haven't yet read her work, I strongly suggest you add her stories to your reading list.

Thank you for all your hard work as always Kee. Please check your inbox shortly, with details of your $100 prize. Hugs

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Apr 2018 03:15

Pops in for a quick G&T before the lunchtime meeting, to let you good folk know, our new "Masked" competition, is now live:

I hope everyone had a chilled weekend. I just spent 4 days down in London Town. It was nice to get a shot of kulcha down there.

Topic Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted 17 Apr 2018 02:18

It's story competition time again, and this one has a very playful nature to it.

Masked Competition

The word "mask" appeared in English in the 1530s, from Middle French masque "covering to hide or guard the face", derived in turn from Italian maschera, from Medieval Latin masca "mask, specter, nightmare".

Masks. We all wear them. The work face. The face you put on when visiting family. The out in public face. But what about putting on a different mask to accentuate who you really are or want to be?

Competition Theme

Join the masquerade ball and put on a different mask. Be a super hero or a mysterious stranger. A kitten or a clown. Maybe you're already wearing one - everyone thinks you're a good girl, but at night, when the mask comes off, the real you comes out?

With the likes of ritual masks, medical fetish masks, gas masks, theatrical masks, steampunk gear, bdsm masks, carnival masks, animal fetish role play masks or any other masked disguise at your disposal, the possibilities are far reaching.

A mask, either physical or metaphorical, must feature in competition stories. Put them on or take them off!

As an added challenge, stories should be no longer than 6,000 words.


Winner: $150
Second Place: $100
Third Place: $50

Full details here >>

Topic Ed Sheeran
Posted 17 Apr 2018 00:26

When viewed on my old iPhone, I really didn't spot it until I blew the image up d'oh!

Topic Please retweet
Posted 09 Apr 2018 14:15

No problem. I just retweeted it. Hope I have some folks who will see it.

Thank you!

I'm disgusted by the amount of plastic we use, and have been campaigning with the green party for years. If I can do more with people here, that would be great.

Topic Please retweet
Posted 09 Apr 2018 13:41


Walkers sell more than half the crisps in the UK. They use non-recyclable plastic packaging which doesn’t rot. That means millions of crisp packets end up filling landfills, littering our parks and clogging up our oceans. @GaryLineker you sell spuds, do so with a good conscience.

Topic Is there a problem with police in the USA?
Posted 09 Apr 2018 13:21

Saves me posting the words.

Putting people in jail for smoking dope or minor offences, absolutely pathetic.

Topic I think Tanks are cool. Post them if you've got them.
Posted 09 Apr 2018 13:00

Thanks for fixing the broken paths Gav Big Hugs

Topic I think Tanks are cool. Post them if you've got them.
Posted 08 Apr 2018 12:46

Thanks Jim. It's probably a simple path issue. Gav is in the process of migrating a lot of things between servers at the moment.

Topic I think Tanks are cool. Post them if you've got them.
Posted 08 Apr 2018 12:13

don't know why this won't post correctly

Our Tech team is looking into this. Apologies.

In the meantime, take in some Asian Dub Foundation - 1:08 on:

Topic Easier way of purging dead profiles off friend's list?
Posted 08 Apr 2018 01:04

I've been here a while and have collected up hundreds of friends - and tonight i spent about an hour purging quite a few off my list by hand. But to find out if they were dead profiles, I had to look at each profile. While some people just aren't active - a number of people don't have an active profile ("nothing here").

For these, is there an easier way to bump them off the friend's list? I'm sort of wondering why it's not automatic. If they're not here, why have traces of them left on the site?

Very good point.

There are lots of clean-up routines on the site. It looks like that isn't one included as yet.

I'll let Gav know.

Topic Google Drive Files corrupted when cut and pasting to Lush
Posted 07 Apr 2018 03:52

You need to paste the story into flat file format / plain text, before copying and pasting it again, into lush.

Most devices / programs, include lots of code when you copy text, which renders in a whole host of ways, depending on the website / form / program, you are submitting to.

To remove all that unwanted junk code, it's best to post into notepad (or equivalent) first, or to format it as plain text. Then C & P to our form here. It's the same on most sites you submit to. Always paste as plain text and you'll have no issues.

Topic Concert?
Posted 05 Apr 2018 02:41

Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 04 Apr 2018 14:12

Um, actually boss... it kinda is the 4th.


Shows how tired I was this morning. Embarassed

As I'm sure you realised, I thought H was winding me up on April Fools' Day.

Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 04 Apr 2018 07:41

Do stories featuring sex swings belong in this category?

It's not April 4th anymore bc!

Please check the definition if you need further clarification.

Topic Site Crashes - Pleassssssse make it stop
Posted 04 Apr 2018 00:27

The site is now constantly monitored, and automatically rebooted when problems arise. It should be down no longer than 7-8 minutes if there is a problem.

Gav has also been working on the site the last few days (which you wouldn't be aware of), upgrading to a newer version of Windows server. That may have caused a longer period of downtime.

Apologies for the inconvenience.

Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 03 Apr 2018 06:36

That might help in terms of deeper spidering of our tag words.

How many would we feature in the pull out menu (when putting your mouse over the category button on the LHS) - the Top 50?

I'm not a huge fan of those type of menus though, they are often fiddly for the user, particularly on mobile devices.

We'll give the idea more thought Mr. Rumple!

Topic Your favorite beaches ?
Posted 02 Apr 2018 13:42

Bondi in Sydney.

Anyone who Thinks Bronte is the best beach in Sydney has been smoking the crack.

You've seen the show, "Bondi Rescue" have you?

When I lived there, more than a few tourists didn't make it out of the surf.

Topic Your favorite beaches ?
Posted 02 Apr 2018 13:25

Bronte in Sydney.

Anyone who thinks Bondi is the best Sydney beach, has been in the sun too long.

Topic New Pregnant Category
Posted 02 Apr 2018 09:20

Just in the off chance that this topic has aroused curiosity into the subject of pregnancy and lactation sex one might try my Chula Vista Dreaming series.

This is the start of the series of stories, but the subject under consideration would be found in part 4, part 5, and part 6. Enjoy.

Well played! 3601

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 02 Apr 2018 06:53

It's belting down with rain here in Blighty. Not the nice Bunny Bank Holiday I was hoping for.

Great to see you Mazza! Hugs What's been happening?

Congratulations Larry. You must be doing something right! f-hihi

Topic New Pregnant Category
Posted 02 Apr 2018 05:24

I've let this run its course, not throwing the baby out with the bathwater in the decision making process.

But I don't think we'll be giving birth to this category.

Sorry Jim!

Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 02 Apr 2018 02:22

In the interests of helping our readership find stories they are most interested in more easily, we decided it was best to subdivide the "Group Sex" category further.

The "threesomes" category has been recently added, however that didn't really help those looking for stories about swinging.

We deemed that a popular enough search to merit its own category. Swinging doesn't necessarily involve group sex, so it made sense to split that out.

So here it is:

Swinging, sometimes called wife swapping, husband swapping or partner swapping, is a non-monogamous behavior in which both singles and partners in a committed relationship engage in sexual activities with others as a recreational or social activity.

Authors - if you have any swinger / swinging stories you'd like to move across to the new category, please do so. They shouldn't require reverifying.

Thank you!


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 31 Mar 2018 12:04

artistic? *snorts* down right nasty. i don't do soft porn, dude. Embarassed :-"

She knows me well. What's the point of half measures Rev. Rumps?

A huge congratulations to all those who took part in the latest comp, it was a closely fought contest.

I was really impressed by the entries, and that comes from a poetic pleb.

" Ropes of Cum " should have won evil4 Maybe too much frigging in the rigging? dontknow

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Erotic Poetry" Competition
Posted 31 Mar 2018 03:38

The judges and I were very impressed with the standard of erotic poetry entered into this competition.

Congratulations to our 3 prize winners, Liz, Elliot and Hannah. I loved each of these poems. A special shout out to Elliot, who sits on the winners' podium for the first time:

1st Place: - Dark Rain , by Liz
2nd Place: - I Can Always Read Your Skin , by elliotlacey31
3rd Place: - Freefalling , by browncoffee

I urge our readership to read these excellent entries too, which made up our Top 15:

Fallen Angel , by Saucymh
little death , by Emerys
Drunk, Alive, and Full of Night , by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Innocence Lost , by littleduchess
Lilacs and Tangerines , by Gil_Renard
Dark Desire , by Kee
In My End Is My Beginning , by KindOfHeart
The Star , by JWren
The Game , by Stormdog
Darling, Kiss Me , by Green_Man
The Slap The Belt And The Hook , by Gillianleeeza
Let's Fuck , by Lilly

An honourable mention goes to Sprite's " Ropes of Cum ", which just missed the deadline, but embiggened the spirit of the competition, and gave many of us a giggle.

A huge thank you to everyone who participated in the competition, and to those who read, voted and commented on the entries.

Read all the entries here:

To the winners, I'll be in touch in the next day or so.