Forum posts made by nicola

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 21 Jul 2016 07:48

For the purposes of this competition, please don't consider dancing a sport.

Incredibly, 71% of people believe it is, in this poll .

The Highland Fling qualifies, but we are primarily after the widely viewed Olympic type sporting events / scenarios.

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 21 Jul 2016 02:29

Extra points for avoiding the obvious 'tossing the caber', lol.

Oh no you didn't d'oh!

This Highland Games event sounds interesting:

"Maide Leisg (Scots Gaelic meaning 'Lazy Stick'): Trial of strength performed by two men sitting on the ground with the soles of their feet pressing against each other. Thus seated, they held a stick between their hands which they pulled against each other until one of them was raised from the ground."

I'm thinking of an alternative plot here, where 2 guys have to rub each other's "sticks", until one cums on the ground? (who would be the winner though? dontknow) Embarassed

I'll get my coat ...

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 21 Jul 2016 00:04


EDIT: It's just about Highland Games season up in my neck of the wood. Would that qualify?

Would the story involve someone having a fling? icon_smile

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 20 Jul 2016 13:53

I was going through the list of Olympic events earlier (past and present), and couldn't believe some of them.

For example,

Erm, how does "Solo Synchronised Swimming" work exactly?

Another site said Motor Boating used to be in there. How is that scored? dontknow

Pity Club Swinging was discontinued. I might have the wrong end of the stick there ...

Tug of War? Live Pigeon Shooting (wouldn't it be easy to shoot a dead pigeon?)?

It's late here ... drunken

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 20 Jul 2016 05:46


I look forward to reading your entry laughing6

Topic Share your TWITTER ACCOUNT name here
Posted 20 Jul 2016 05:46

Following all of the above.

Topic Announcing our Sporty Sex Stories Competition, $150 First Prize!
Posted 20 Jul 2016 04:09

With the Olympics upon us, we thought it would be a nice idea to make our latest story competition, sports / fitness related.

This is a very open themed competition. Stories should incorporate some kind of sport, fitness or athletics related plot.

Competition Theme

Examples of things we'd expect to see would be stories set in or around: sport stadiums, gyms, locker rooms, sports halls, and involve athletes, their groupies, personal trainers, sports activities and competitions.

A few ideas: Maybe a coach decides to give her entire team, a special winners' present in the hot tub ... Two guys in the Olympic swim team, discover that breaststroke isn't their favourite type of stroke after all ... A quickie happens between female beach volleyballers as they help each other apply sun cream in preparation for their imminent final ... A couple of kinky gymnasts make use of the bars and ropes after the lights go out ...

Full details can be found here.

Posted 19 Jul 2016 11:15

Happy Birthday Sassy!

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Topic Happy Birthday Nicola!!!
Posted 19 Jul 2016 00:17

Thank you everyone.

I think I'm getting too old, for the amount of partying I've been doing.

Oh well. 38 again!

Topic 😃💐🙋HAPPY Birthday, Nicola!!!! 😊🍭😀
Posted 16 Jul 2016 07:05

Thank you for the kind messages everyone.


Topic Every once in a while
Posted 12 Jul 2016 02:29

I'm speechless WMM!

Those crazy Japanese! laughing9

I'll see that, and raise, with 2 monkeys, riding a pig:

Posted 11 Jul 2016 11:00

Happy Birthday Jeff!

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Topic chat rooms not showing up
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:50

I think this is one for Gav to answer.

All ad networks use cookies. If you visit any commercial site with ads, you will have cookies served up.

I'd prefer you discuss things like this with Gav directly, and in private, rather than unduly cause concern to our members.

Topic chat rooms not showing up
Posted 10 Jul 2016 23:49

It has nothing to do with privacy.

Their ad code has to load, as does the site code. There must be a conflict of sorts. Gav is looking into it.

Topic chat rooms not showing up
Posted 10 Jul 2016 10:45

I think it is related to a new ad network we are trialling, who are injecting a script into the chat room setup. It seems there's an unexpected conflict.

Gav has been made aware. I expect it to be back working properly, within the next 12 hours.


Topic Non-Nude Camming Sites - Recommendations, Please! :)
Posted 10 Jul 2016 06:19

Members possibly see this as thinly veiled spam. Anything cam related, usually is.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 08 Jul 2016 04:36

A little light hearted relief:

Topic Maximum Erotica Review of
Posted 08 Jul 2016 04:20

Here's a nice review of our site, from

Topic FREE Taboo story on Kindle today (Tuesday 5 July)
Posted 05 Jul 2016 10:02

Here you go Natasha:

(You need to have 20 posts before you can link out from our forums. It's a measure we put in place to slow down spammers)

Good luck!

Topic Platinum Membership (Lifetime Gold) Added
Posted 05 Jul 2016 02:23

Having been asked by many very loyal members of our community, to offer a Lifetime Membership option, we have now added it to the membership upgrade page.

It is essentially the same as Gold Membership, but will never expire. If you plan on sticking around as a gold member for the long haul, it will actually work out a more economic option.

A new wreath will go on all Platinum Members' avatars, and a badge will be forthcoming. We will be looking at exclusive benefits for those with lifetime memberships, going forward.

Congratulations to Hmm45 , who becomes our first ever Platinum Member. Thank you for your support Mark Hugs

A huge thank you to all those who have paid for membership here. Your support, means we continue to thrive as the best erotica site on the web.

Nicola xx

Topic Moderator of the Month for June, winning a $100 Prize
Posted 04 Jul 2016 02:53

There is nobody on the admin team, who works harder behind the scenes, than the recipient of this month's award.

A huge thank you to Callisto, for all the time and energy you put into the site Big Hugs

I hope you find something nice to spend your prize money on icon_smile


Nicola xx

Topic Share your TWITTER ACCOUNT name here
Posted 03 Jul 2016 13:27

Just made an account, will follow back. @cocoluvserotica

Following icon_smile

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 23:50

True, but we have dozens of mods who can move the threads to the one place to keep the place neat, if that happens.

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 23:31

This should help keep happy birthday / anniversary etc. threads in the one place.

Great suggestion Wonderway. I'm all for a tidy household.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 29 Jun 2016 21:47

Oops - should have asked here - was this ever set up?


Topic Membership
Posted 29 Jun 2016 10:08

It's being looked into.

An example of what should happen:

Join as a Silver Member: 1 January 2016 (expires 31 December 2016).

If you upgrade to a Gold Membership at any time of the year, you should be made Gold immediately, a year gets added to the end date of the existing subscription, and the new expiry should be 31 December 2017.

It will be resolved shortly. Please bear with.

Topic Membership
Posted 29 Jun 2016 04:50

The database thinks you signed up on the 28th June. There might be some conflict between when messages are sent out, not tying up with subscription end dates. Gav is investigating.

I've just gifted you a Gold Membership for bringing this matter to our attention. icon_smile

Topic Membership
Posted 29 Jun 2016 03:53

Hi Jacqui,

It should add 1 year on to the current subscription end date.

I'll ask Gav to see what's happened there.

Thank you for supporting the site.

Nicola x

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Gothic Erotic Stories Competition
Posted 27 Jun 2016 02:49

This was probably our hardest competition to date. We do like to set challenges for our authors, it keeps things interesting! icon_smile

There were some excellent stories, and the Top 10 were all of a high standard. Not a great deal separated the winning entries. Our judges commented that this was a really tough one to judge.

It's nice to see 2 new faces on the podium. Congratulations to Puddleduck, Burquette and Saucymh, on your winning entries.

1st Place ($150) - No-one else will ever have you , by Puddleduck
2nd Place ($100) - Night Music , by Burquette
3rd Place ($50) - Road To Nowhere , by Saucymh

The following stories made up the remainder of the Top 10:

Fevered Dreams , by Lupus
Castle Thell , by gilrenard
Dopamine , by VirgoGo
Song of Myself , by Annamagique
Timestones , by WannabeWordsmith
Dark Symmetry , by Varrick
Lust At First Bite , by alison90

A huge thank you to all who took part in the competition, and to the judges who helped in the decision making process.


Nicola xx

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 26 Jun 2016 08:47

Not sure what good it will do but I have signed this, here is the link if anyone else wants to.

One can only hope Parliament will use this loop hole and that the people who voted out will realise their mistake and not vote so again if we are granted a second chance...which as I said is unlikely according to what I have read but we can hope.

The plot twist, is that this petition was created before the referendum, by a far right "Leave" campaigner. He looks a right twerp .