Forum posts made by nikki703

Topic Dear Lelo Customer Service...
Posted 23 Apr 2015 08:38

I'm writing this to tell you that I am never, ever purchasing any Lelo toy ever again. First, the hassle over the Nea last year (it failed to pick up a charge) and your refusal to replace it, and then your refusal AGAIN when a second one I purchased failed in exactly the same manner. I did everything you asked, producing receipts, warranty numbers, etc., and you accused me of immersing the Neas and all sorts of other things. Now my Siri is failing to pick up a charge, and AGAIN I am accused of "abusing" the toy. So until you figure out both the Click 'N Charge thing AND the customer service thing, I'll stick to buying your soft goods.

Here's how to handle customer service, as exemplified by Minna. Have a damn phone number. When my Minna Ola just started making a funny noise, I called the number and guess what? They overnighted me another Minna Ola, at no charge, no questions asked. When I couldn't figure out how to use my Stronic Zwei, Fun Factory was right there to help me (none of my Fun Factory toys have ever failed, so no idea how they handle replacements, but I'm guessing it's better than you, Lelo).

Now I know you have paid bloggers on this site, but yah, I do not care. I am never spending another cent on any Lelo toy simply because of your miserable customer service.

Sorry to hear about your bad experience with Lelo. I don't blame you one bit for being upset but I was just so surprised to read this. When I had a problem with one of their products my experience was the total opposite. My Soraya stopped working after about 18 months. The full warranty is for 1yr but I contacted Lelo about the problem just to see if there was something I could do to fix it or at least get some credit towards replacing it. Well they were so helpful and replaced it with no questions asked. And I have had the new one now for a couple years and had no problems with it or any of my other Lelo toys. And I also know of a few other people who had similar experiences.

I guess maybe it depends on the customer service rep you get, I really don't know. But based on my experiences with Lelo, I was really surprised to hear about your bad experience.

Just for the record, I am in no way affiliated with Lelo, just a VERY satisfied customer.

Topic Brittany McHenry.....would ya?
Posted 19 Apr 2015 09:39

If I was to meet her and based on appearance alone I would be attracted to her. But as far as would I, it takes more than just looking good to turn me on.

Topic outdoor sex
Posted 19 Apr 2015 09:34

I love to have sex outdoors. Be it in the woods, on the beach, on a boat or in my backyard. It is such a thrill knowing there is a possibility that we are being watched and turning someone on.

Topic How many of you watch porn?
Posted 12 Apr 2015 08:04

I occasionally do but not as much as I did when I was younger. I find most newer porn to be boring.

Topic do you like cuddling after sex
Posted 12 Apr 2015 07:59

Yes! Lots of cuddling and kissing, especially when it's with a woman!

Topic friends with benefits, married or not, do you have one?
Posted 12 Apr 2015 07:51

Yes, we have had a fuck buddy for a couple of years. Actually we hooked up with him last night, was fantastic!!

I had one in Atlanta, but have yet to find one here yet. Anyone like to apply??

Martiann, how does "bi" coastal sound? HAHA

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 08 Apr 2015 14:29

Love the guitar riffs, and the classic AC/DC sound, but with a certain freshness and invigoration.
Lots of great music coming up from down under lately. Loving it.

Lots of great "old" music from down under too!!

Topic Most guys won't EVER taste their cum, why?
Posted 04 Apr 2015 12:47

I call B.S. on all the garbage about tasting your own cum being a gay thing. If this logic were valid, would it not then be "gay" to touch your own penis?

Aren't we socially evolved enough at this point to have a better understanding of what it means for a person to be gay versus what it means to derive pleasure from an act that has been narrow-mindedly labeled as gay?

I honestly admire a man who is willing to at least sample his own product before making up his mind whether he likes it or not, and I find those who enjoy the sensual joys of their own cum to be quite sexy in a uniquely manly way.


I totally agree. There is nothing gay about a man eating his own cum. Is it gay if you are having a MFM threesome and both guys kiss the woman? Im am sure you must be sampling each others saliva. So I guess you actually kissed each other in theory, right!

I would bet most guys have tasted their own cum when jerking off, if at of nothing more than curiosity. If a woman licks her fingers after she masturbates does that make her a lesbian or bi? Not in my eyes!!

To me, if a man licks another man's cum from my pussy it isn't gay. It just shows he is secure in his sexuality besides being fucking HOT!!

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 03 Apr 2015 09:52

But Nikki you never answered about below you....crybaby

Yes to below

I am below Ranger and he said he would have sex with person below him. So If I also say yes, does that mean we have a Threesome?

I sure did!!

And Yes to below..............feeling adventurous today!!

Topic Describe How You Would Fuck The Avatar Above You
Posted 03 Apr 2015 08:36

I guess with a Strap-On! How else could I? dontknow

OK, Id be bent over holding on to the windshield of his boat as he does me from behind while people in nearby boats watch and cheer us on. How's that sound? HAHA

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 03 Apr 2015 08:31

I am below Ranger and he said he would have sex with person below him. So If I also say yes, does that mean we have a Threesome?

BUT, Since Amy said yes to Ranger and Sheri said yes to Amy..............OMG, Orgy time!! Guess it really is Good Friday (Yes, I know that is SO wrong)dontknow

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 03 Apr 2015 07:56

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 03 Apr 2015 07:49

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 03 Apr 2015 07:46

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 03 Apr 2015 07:44

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 03 Apr 2015 07:37

The weather is FINALLY getting warmer and it is Friday so you know what that makes me think of!!

I guess they count as panties! LOL

Topic Do you enjoy playing sports, basketball etc with the guys, why?
Posted 31 Mar 2015 08:14

When I was in HS I played baseball with the boys. I was as good or better than a lot of them. I wanted to play on my HS team but they would not allow girls so I had to play on girls softball team.

As an adult I played in a co-ed volleyball league and I did well against the guys. The advantage they had was in height but I still did OK. I have played basketball and softball with guys. Softball I do well, guess I was always pretty good with a bat of one form or another in my hands. LOL. Basketball not as well but I am a pretty good shooter.

I guess I enjoyed it because I love sports and I am very competitive.

Topic True, Strange, or Funny Facts seen in Newspapers or Magazines
Posted 30 Mar 2015 14:47

Topic True, Strange, or Funny Facts seen in Newspapers or Magazines
Posted 30 Mar 2015 14:38

Topic Name something that you want to take to bed with you.
Posted 29 Mar 2015 09:28

Two very special Lushies.................I wont mention the names as to not embarrass them, LOL!

Oh, and Dave Grohl!

Topic Does a more attractive partner correlate to a better sex?
Posted 29 Mar 2015 09:24

I think the best sex is when you find your partner to be very attractive so YES. But being attractive to me doesn't necessarily mean attractive to you. Being attractive is not only a physical thing, it is also very mental and spiritual. I am sure there are many very handsome men and beautiful women who I would not have sexual chemistry with.

Topic Double penetration - fun or not?
Posted 29 Mar 2015 09:16

It can also be weird when the guys are clumsy or go in at an odd angle, out of synch . Don't expect it to be a great experience the first time, but keep trying until it is! When the chemistry is right, it's incredible !

I have done it a few times with 2 guys and it has been very good and very bad. When it was good it was really good, the guys were very much in sync with each other and got into an amazing rhythm. But the time it was bad, the guys were too worried about the possibility of "crossing swords" and they couldn't get comfortable.

I have also done it several times with a guy and a toy, many times with a girl with a strap on and a toy and by myself with 2 toys and it was usually very good. I have done it with 2 girls with strap-ons once and it was OK but we were all pretty drunk and the rhythm was bad.

As for 2 in my pussy or ass, never have and really have no interest in trying. To be honest, there is no way 2 cocks will fit in my ass unless they are really tiny.

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 27 Mar 2015 14:33

Animal House, Caddyshack, Airplane, Stripes, My Cousin Vinny. Blues Brothers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

and while it is not a movie, if you get me and my sisters together, Seinfeld!

Topic If you could have one singer come to your house, who would it be?
Posted 27 Mar 2015 12:21

Dave Grohl of course!!

But I'd love to hang out with Joan Jett and Chrissie Hynde too.

Topic Music Z-A
Posted 27 Mar 2015 12:19

Blackened - Metallica

Topic Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted 27 Mar 2015 12:16

Turn Up The Radio - Autograph

Topic Lush marriage above or below
Posted 26 Mar 2015 14:32

I'm Just Here For The Cake!

Congratulations Amy and Lisa!!

Sorry Kiera but once was enough for me besides you can do much better!! LOL

Topic Current Favourite TV Shows
Posted 26 Mar 2015 14:02

Black Sails
Law and Order: SVU
Chicago current favorite
Beverly Hills Pawn

Topic Kanye West announces that he is the biggest rock star on the planet?
Posted 25 Mar 2015 14:45

His ego is bigger than his wife's. OMG, Its almost as big as her ass!!
And Kanye's "music" and the term Rock just don't go together. JMO of course...............don't want to get all the rap fans mad at me, Sword Fight LOL!!

See, my opinion has not changed in 2 yrs.dontknow

Topic This or That
Posted 25 Mar 2015 13:33


Water Skiing or Surfing?