Forum posts made by nolancmike

Topic How did you first discover you liked reading sex stories?
Posted 28 Aug 2011 19:10

Penthouse stories.

Topic Male Pattern Baldness
Posted 24 Aug 2011 16:34


I am not bald. I just have a very wide part.


http://upload.lushstories.com/906-IMG00026.JPG

I think it's all about personality and confidence. I'm still the same person; now I just get to show more skin. My 2 cents

Topic Favourite Quotes
Posted 23 Aug 2011 16:29

"The joy is in the discovery."

The character Calvin Tower in Stephen King's Wolves of the Cala.

Topic Things you would never write about.
Posted 22 Aug 2011 16:59

I wouldn't write about underage or bestiality. Ewww. Torture, scat or water sports either.

Topic What Would You Make Your Man Do?
Posted 22 Aug 2011 16:51

Loser has to go to work with anal beads or a butt plug in his/her ass and keep them in all day. Would he go for that?

Ouch!! Sorry I stopped by:-"

Topic Arizona woman seeks to become heaviest human ever...
Posted 22 Aug 2011 16:49

I wanted to start off with "Ain't 'merica great", but I just couldn't do it. It's actually kind of pathetic.

Topic Name sounds that you might find comforting
Posted 22 Aug 2011 13:04

Enya in the background.

Topic How long does it take him to cum?
Posted 21 Aug 2011 18:31



I thought I'd ask the Gal's as they have no 'ajenda'

CG400

You came to the right place, friend... The ladies of Lush will ease your wondering mind.

ps, I can't speak for all the men here, but I certainly do not have an ajenda. I saw one once as a young man, during my Proctology internship. All I can say is, hamsters and gerbils are pets, not playthings.

Don't forget the lemurs....I'm just sayin'

Topic whats your favorite toy
Posted 21 Aug 2011 18:28

SO many to choose from!
Most used clit toy- vibrating panties or butterfly vibe
Most used vaginal toy- g spot vibrator with clit vibe!
Best Non solo toy- strap on dildo with insertion for me!

Does the butterfly vibe really work? I thought about getting one for the lady in my life, but wasn't sure if it works. She loves the rabbit.

Sex toys are like fishing lures...they look attractive, but most of them don't seem to work.

Topic To Be Sucked or not to be Sucked?
Posted 21 Aug 2011 17:58

Love it. Kissing my wife's swollen juicy lips after.....the best

Topic Embarrassing Erections
Posted 21 Aug 2011 17:45

During a parent/teacher conference. The teacher was cute, but her perfume......

Topic boobs vs. ass
Posted 21 Aug 2011 17:38

Oh God please make them choose ASS!!

For your ass. I'd change my mind.bootyshake

Topic Small Breasts/ Tiny Titties
Posted 21 Aug 2011 13:44

http://upload.lushstories.com/861-MET-ART_ry_485_0040a.jpg

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 21 Aug 2011 12:36

Forgot to add. I googled it. I love the internet.

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 21 Aug 2011 12:35

What about zero sum game. I hear news analists say it.
Isn't it zero sum gain?

No, I'm pretty sure it's zero sum game, which is a term in Game Theory. I've been wrong before...

Without having read through this entire thread, I'm going to add two that might have been said:

'All of the sudden' should be, obviously, 'All of a sudden'.

'should of ', 'could of ', etc. The word should be 'have' .

Yep, it's zero sum game. And it is a term in game theory. It is used in economic theory as well. Still a game though.

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 21 Aug 2011 00:29

What about zero sum game. I hear news analists say it.
Isn't it zero sum gain?

Topic Small Breasts/ Tiny Titties
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:39

Topic Small Breasts/ Tiny Titties
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:38



Topic Small Breasts/ Tiny Titties
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:22

Having trouble posting pix.

Topic Which Sexual Position Is Your LEAST Favorite and Why?
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:20

Cowgirl, my frist time I spent 30 minutes in that positon in a... car -.-

Maybe some day a girl will redeem that positon for me, but for now I just hope she had a fun time, because I would have happily gone home and went to sleep.



I think that's the point of cowgirl. Let her ride till she's exhausted then quick and dirty missonary.

Topic Which Sexual Position Is Your LEAST Favorite and Why?
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:14

Mine is woman-on-top. I think y'all call that "cowgirl". My least favorite, for two reasons:

(1) The action is all wrong. Women and men are stimulated differently. I, as a man, want her sliding up and down the firepole; she's trying to stimulate her clit and so is going forward and back, trying to see just how far I can bend before she tears it out at the root. (Ouch!) And this has been consistent, every partner with whom I've tried it.

(2) I have a hard time maintaining erection on my back. Does anyone else have that problem? Actually, I think a lot of times it's just the inability to move my hips...

(17)

Ok this isn't the right answer for this topic, but "Women and men are stimulated differently" is true. I seem to last forever when she's on top. I don't get much sensation, but I love the ride.

Topic Best way for woman to cum (more often) while having intercourse
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:10

Fingers to start. I hit the g-spot and she goes off like a rocket in a few minutes. She can have multipuls when she's on top.

Topic Sexiest Profile Picture...
Posted 20 Aug 2011 22:01

naughtythoughcute. I could stare all day.
Not a stalker :)P

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 20 Aug 2011 21:06

Grab a comb

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 20 Aug 2011 21:05

pass

Topic Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted 20 Aug 2011 21:04

lips

Topic Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?
Posted 20 Aug 2011 21:03

buy, trade for furby

Topic Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
Posted 20 Aug 2011 20:45

Never had it. Want to. She says NO.

Topic do guys like to cuddle?
Posted 20 Aug 2011 20:38

Yes and no.

Lazy winter nights yes.
After sex no. Too busy trying to breath, too sweaty, zzzzzzzzz.........

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 20 Aug 2011 20:35

May 30 2011.