About Northerngentleman


I create, I breathe. I'm very passionate and like to think outside the box. I'm fun loving and believe in taking chances and living life. If you like my stories please let me know.

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It's Complicated
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11 Dec 2018 15:10
writing, film making, art, music, sculpture, Erotica
Favorite Books:
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the Night Watch series,
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Joseph Campbell, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins,
Favorite Movies:
Serenity, Children of Men, District 9, Brazil, Witching and Bitching, Housebound, Krampus, Hail Caesar, The good the bad the weird, Hell boy, Beetlejuice, Big Fish, The Mummy (1999), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Constantine, Kung Fu Hustle
Favourite TV Shows:
West World, Stranger Things, Twin Peaks
Favorite Music:
Polyphonic spree, the Heavy, Mando Diao, Elbow, Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats, Kaiser Chiefs, Paloma faith and so many more.


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Topic: Name a public place you have always wanted to have sex
Posted: 23 Oct 2017 21:12

In a bouncy house.

Topic: 3 Things About Yourself
Posted: 18 Oct 2017 21:18

1) I love breakfast
2) I have a faint birthmark shaped like a bow tie
3) I play guitar and keyboard

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A Demon on Maple Street - Part Two

The day had been slow, with small variances. It varied in only the way it can when you work part-time as a grocery clerk. The hours passed on meaninglessly, where the only excitement was the daily occurrence of Mr. Johnson scanning his bananas wrong at the self-service checkout, thus flagging the red-help light. Most say he does it for attention. Others say he is forgetful. Jill wondered...

Added 15 Oct 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,301 | 2 Comments

A Demon on Maple Street - Part 1

Jill had tried this a few times before, always losing her nerve out of fright. But the first time she tried to conjure the demon, she was seized by disbelief and terror as the void appeared. It shimmered like vellum paper floating in the air. She peed on herself, mid incantation, breaking the spell. The second time, the demon actually appeared and her mind raced like sand in a wind storm....

Added 26 Sep 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,839 | 4 Comments

The séance of seduction

I walked into a small meditation room that was draped in soft pastels, flute music droned from an invisible speaker nearby. As I expected, a small indoor water fountain was plugged into a nearby socket and spewed recycled liquid tranquility. I was about to meet the great spirit Marguerite, a long dead, fifteenth century Queen as channeled via a forty-something housewife turned psychic,...

Added 10 Jun 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,019 | 5 Comments

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