Forum posts made by nymphwriter

Topic CONGRATULATIONS TO LADY MYSTERIA27 ON HER OMNIUM AWARD!
Posted 20 Jul 2014 20:53

Congrats girl!!! I know how hard you worked to earn this one!

Topic How long will it take for my story to be verified? It's been 24 hours and I'm still waiting.
Posted 20 Jul 2014 19:18



Stories are dealt with in the order they arrive. the fewer issues with a story, the quicker we can mod them, which means that we appreciate when writers take the time to edit before hand and not rely on us to do it for them. also, weekends tend to be slower, since many of the volunteer staff are busy. at present we have been getting a larger than normal influx of stories, which is great, but it also means that it takes a bit longer to get them on the front page. please please please be patient. thank you. :)

This.

We, the Mods, do the best we can to get stories up in a timely manner. Here lately, with the huge influx of stories it does take a bit longer. And that's assuming there are little to no errors. Stories that we must send back can take even longer. There are Mods all over the world and they are doing the best they can. We try to do 1-2 a day per mod, but real life does get in our way (I mean really what's up with that?!?)

In all seriousness. Lush has one of the best turn-arounds for stories with the quality standards we have. Yes, Gold Members do have their stories often verified before non-gold members, but we do try our best to get stories posted quickly.

Topic Would you ever date or have sex with a "Little" Person?
Posted 19 Jul 2014 14:25

If I were still single and the opportunity were to arise, then yes. I've dated all kinds of men so why not try a "little person".

I only won't now because my husband won't understand.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 18 Jul 2014 10:57

Pissed!!! cussing My coffee maker dies this morning. coffee crybaby

I really can't complain though... it was over 6 years old. But still... no coffee this morning. At least neither my husband nor I had to work today. Well... time to buy a new one.

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLA!
Posted 14 Jul 2014 19:21

//www.youtube.com/embed/MjF1bG5LUcs?rel=0

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 11 Jul 2014 17:49

Frustrated! But this too shall pass.


http://upload.lushstories.com/409891739-keep calm-write.jpg

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 11 Jul 2014 17:44

I know an ex is an ex for a reason.

The sperm donor who helped create my wonderful, now adult son, needs to quit acting like this child is a burden. I asked him to pay for 1/2 of the vehicle registration for our son's car... a grand total of $50. He wasn't asked to pay for the car, only 1/2 the insurance after I paid it for 2 years without asking for a fucking dime. Our son is a good person, with a college degree, but in the process of trying to find a job like many other college grads.

He acts like he is a problem or a burden. Yet, he'll bend over backward for a child that is not his what-so-ever. Now, I'm not against being a father-figure to a young man who needs one, but I am against neglecting the wonderful child you fucking helped to create. Fatehrhood doesn't stop at sperm donation. I'm sure those fathers out there who actually do what they can for their child/chldren would agree that being a father is more than just fucking the mother.

My current husband, the man who makes me happy, has been more of a father to my son in the 6+ years we've been together than my ex has been my son's entire life (and again, my son is over 18.)

Topic OUT OF CONTROL!
Posted 07 Jul 2014 14:02



Well...

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/eb/ca/acebca4478dc58850f324e8e698dfde5.jpg happy8 x

I love this quote!

Now, I feel like a late comer to this thread but I wanted to share my own issues. Most of my stories I just document the dialogue I hear or the scenes I see. Such was the case with "Getting Even" my latest piece. I watched & listened, they did the rest. But, "The Lost Tablet", a story that took me almost 3 months to write (and I know... for some that's fast) because when I'd try to force the story a certain direction, the character would stop talking to me. When I deleted what they didn't like, they started to share with me and I could write.

I have also found that if I don't write what I hear... they won't let me fucking sleep as they get louder and louder. I'm surprised my husband can't hear them.

At least he supports & encourages my writing.

Topic Can I get the forum signature code?
Posted 06 Jul 2014 13:38



Unless they keep them in a jar.

http://www.wychwolf.com/comics-archive/2010-03-18-strange-biros_dinosaur_page2.jpg

Lfunny lol

Topic Can I get the forum signature code?
Posted 06 Jul 2014 10:36

Looking at what you have at the moment, I think you just need to put at the end.

EDIT: No, the problem is you have http:// twice.

So it should be:

http://upload.lushstories.com/1728917551-AnothrDance_banner.gif

Without the spaces.

Men with real brains are sexy!

Topic "3 truths/1 lie" Game
Posted 06 Jul 2014 00:16



I say #2



Nope! It's #1... I only have 2 college degrees (BA & MA).
It took me over 20 years to donate that much blood. icon_biggrin

Topic "3 truths/1 lie" Game
Posted 03 Jul 2014 19:15

Sorry, Paul! My feet ARE size 5! :-)

#4 is the lie.

...and I'm guessing #2 is your lie.

1. I had a lumpectomy when I was 28
2. I grew up on a horse farm
3. I've traveled to 8 foreign countries
4. I've visited 22 Frank Lloyd Wright-designed buildings and houses

I'm guessing #3 is your lie... I'll bet the number is higher.

1. I have three college degrees
2. I have donated over 11 gallons of blood (not all at once)
3. When I got married, my husband & I rode in a car once stolen by Bonnie & Clyde
4. I'm a natural blonde.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted 01 Jul 2014 11:59

=d> Congrats to the top 3 & the top 10. clapping

I won't lie, I'm bummed that I didn't make either list yet again... and I was sure I had a winner... but it just shows how amazing the quality of good writing is here. Just means I'll have to keep trying harder.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 30 Jun 2014 22:09

So, a page or so ago I posted about a "friend" who was whining on a public social network site about things then got all pissy with me when I called her out on her shit. Well, it seems the two-faced bitch has "unfriended" me after she posted publicly that she didn't unfriend people. I don't have a problem with people's opinions, even when I don't agree with them. But I do have problems when they are hypocritical and two-faced. Now, she didn't block me, and the way I figured out the unfriending was I tracked her through her wife/partner (no offence to my gay friends but I've heard both terms used) and saw that it said "add as a friend" instead of "friends". Her childish rants continue but now I no longer have to see them.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 30 Jun 2014 21:49

OMG! I just got home from a 4+ hour drive from California to Nevada via the I-15 N (no connection to the story I wrote) and the assholes I had to encounter were something else. The first was a guy who had to share with me his IQ with one hand... and one finger. Though to be honest, he might have been telling me the size of his dick.

The second was the dumbass who nearly hit my car because he didn't bother to fucking look or use a fucking turn signal before he merged into my lane. However, karma caught his dumb ass when he got stuck behind an 18-wheeler. I was laughing my ass off as I passed him. Lfunny

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 23 Jun 2014 09:46

No names will be mention, but I'm tired of people who post a whiny post on a social network site (like Facebook) then bitch when you call them on their bullshit. A "friend" did just that but claimed they didn't care what I thought. If that were true... why did this person write a 5 paragraph response?!? Pure bullshit!!! If you post it on a public site where others can comment then act like a fucking adult and accept the response. Not everyone will agree with you (DUH!!!) but you don't get to whine about the responses you don't agree with.

Topic What do you have to do to get on the 'Featured Members' bar on the Homepage?
Posted 23 Jun 2014 08:00

I typed lush into my browser and today I am smack bang in the middle of it for the first time. No idea what I done to get on there so if anyone could enlighten me I would greatly appreciate it. I have been on lush for years now and this is the first time i have ever been on there ha!

I'm sure you've been there more often than you realize. I've been told my avatar has been there multiple times but I myself have only seen it there once. I'm more interested in making the monthly lists which a few of my pieces have.

Topic Only The Shadow Knows
Posted 20 Jun 2014 19:40

http://upload.lushstories.com/1781469741-justafeel.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/1906455503-justataste.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/362966303-justatease.jpg

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 19 Jun 2014 20:10

For our 5th year wedding anniversary we had prime rib at Ron's Steak House inside Arizona Charlies in Las Vegas, NV.

Topic Happy Birthday! Kal-El85 (Jerrell)
Posted 16 Jun 2014 19:29

occasion4 occasion6 occasion7 occasion9 http://upload.lushstories.com/1161436552-birthday.gif

http://upload.lushstories.com/1388079145-birthday_sexy_ribbon.gif

Hope this makes up for it... xoxo

Topic Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.
Posted 29 May 2014 20:12



Don't start me off...

The Best Writer, given the nature of how the Competition develops in form, content, style and the attitude of the wider Lush Membership and the opinions of Judges and... Will win.

Yeah... I was a Judge FOR YEARS! I watched writers I KNEW WERE BRILLIANT fail to place as OTHER BRILLIANT WRITERS just CAPTURED the concept in a more acceptable way... Writer's write. Our competitions are for fun. WINNING a competition doesn't make you a better writer.

Unless I win this one.

In which case it does.

xx Steph


Well I wish you luck all the same Steph... and thanks you for reading mine btw. That meant a lot to me.

Topic Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.
Posted 28 May 2014 18:52



Oh! I have a SUGGESTION for the theme of the next Comp...

An erotic tale based in and around the theme of " Left, Right, Left - The Rise of Militarism and the polarization of politics in The Weimar Years."

xx Steph

Nicola: "Isn't that the title of your thesis?"

Me: "SO WHAT IF IT FUCKING IS????"

You would pick the most complicated theme in the world. Is this so you can fucking win you Irish bastard? And btw... I read your story... I liked it... a lot... so I expect you to read mine as well... and may the best writer win. Though to be honest... the best writer will win.

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSTERIA27!!!
Posted 27 May 2014 19:37

occasion4 occasion7 occasion6 occasion9 //www.youtube.com/embed/MjF1bG5LUcs?rel=0

Bday1

Topic Do you get horny while WRITING erotica?
Posted 25 May 2014 20:56

Yes because I visualize the scenes as I write them. So I see my characters fucking or making love (depending on the mood of the story) and yes, that turns me on.

Topic panties
Posted 25 May 2014 20:40

Sure! Sounds like an adventure. evil4

Topic Did you lost your virginity to a virgin?If yes then who is it?
Posted 25 May 2014 20:38

It turns out that I did... but who he is, well... those who know, know. I can say with certainty that he's not on Lush.

Topic Girls, have you ever watched gay porn? If yes then did you like it or not?
Posted 25 May 2014 20:35

I have watched it and I do enjoy it. But honestly, I prefer bisexual with two guys and girls. More the kind with 1 girl and 2 or 3 guys. That turns me on a lot.

Topic Dick Pics - Do women actually like them?
Posted 25 May 2014 20:28

Dick pics are fine... some are better than others.

Topic A Question for Moderators and site owner
Posted 24 May 2014 19:11

Dang it! Double post! Bottom line is this, work to improve your writing and stop your whining!

Topic A Question for Moderators and site owner
Posted 24 May 2014 19:11

I will admit to having a few stories rejected for different reasons. Some were fixable, some were not. Those that were not (due to content that violates policy) I just pulled. I have never felt it was done to hurt me. The stories that were fixable, I fixed. I wasn't upset at the rejection, just mad at myself for making such silly mistakes. I think you're being thinned skinned.

And Katje is right... less than a week turnaround isn't bad. Literotica can take up to a month to approve a story. Other sites are worse.

And the Mods are volunteers. We don't get paid. We do our best, but we ALL have a life outside of Lush. Maybe you could consider that the next time you complain about how long your story takes to post.