About oceanrunner


I'm mostly (95%) here to write.

A recent review.
Oceanrunner - "A literary handjob." --Burquette.

[I'm always happy when people post pictures on my profile, but I do very little of that myself. I try to keep only pictures of special appeal on my profile, so I often delete ones I don't love. Please don't take it personally.]

I'm not here to find playmates, though I won't deny that there is some frisson that comes with discussing the idea for or details of a story with another writer.

I write these stories primarily for me, in the sense that each has to please me and turn me on for me to want to write it. I've started and abandoned plenty of stories that just weren't doing it for me. That said, I love the idea that others are enjoying the fruits of my imagination. If you like what you read, I'm always very grateful for your votes, encouragement, and comments. (And if you don't like what you read, I'm open to friendly criticism.)

Mike S
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Cooking. Candlelit laundry. Long romantic walks in the supermarket.
Favorite Books:
something pretentious. The World According to Owen Meany. If it's got bears, wrestling, and Vienna, it's probably up my alley.
Favorite Authors:
I liked Dean R. Koontz before he got hair plugs and became just Dean Koontz.
Favorite Movies:
ahem, "films." Rocky 5. Roadhouse. Showgirls. Poke a Hot Ass.
Favourite TV Shows:
I only have a TV so I can listen to NPR.
Favorite Music:
the wheels on the bus go round and round...


Date Joined:
11 Oct 2013
Page Viewed:
51,296 times

Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 18:28

Same here sweetie, though I am guessing he may feel ganged up on now! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

"There was a ship!..."

(bonus points if you can get the reference without google."

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 18:00

oh! oh! ask me! i know that one! *bounces on toes, hand raised in the air*

I feel so not in the know.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 17:34

oh, witty one. Can you help me with my poem please? Can i just borrow this and call it passion?

my fees are reasonable, and negotiable...

Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 17:19

Edit. Deleted because the post it was responding to no longer exists.

Topic: What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 16:39

Edit. deleted. wasn't worth it.

Topic: Scoring
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 08:34

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_clown.gif" alt="clown">

PS. Has anyone ever scored by sneaking onto a baseball field with your significant other and getting it on home plate? Now that's scoring! There is also humping in a football end zone! Fun!

Now that's really taking the baseball metaphor to heart. Do you start making out on first? then when things get a little hotter and heavier move to second? etc? ;)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 08:30

Aww...Bill. Terrence isn't cranky, he's just misunderstood. Did you want me to bring him over so you can pet him too? Look, he's almost purring....no, nope, not a purr. Back away slowly and everything will be fine.

In other news, I'm a dead woman walking as soon as Hannah wakes up. Maybe a nice pear cider before I die? Chased with two double bourbons, neat?

I just WhatsApped her, advising her that due to circumstances beyond my control (read: sons) I am unable to finish even a semblance of a poem. It was nice knowing all of you.

There once was a writer named Jen,
Who, armed with a paper and pen,
Tried to write a great poem
That really would show 'em
The passion 'twixt women and men.

This writer, who called herself Hera,
Then made a colossal big error.
She told Hannah she'd do it.
But couldn't get through it
And now flees to the hills in sheer terror.

Topic: Best Porn movie. That's got a little bit of plot.
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 19:52

The Opening of Misty Beethoven.

It was the porn version of Pygmalion / My Fair Lady.

And it was pretty damned good.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 15:02

Speaking of good comp entries...
I thought this was outstanding


back to top

Recent Activity All Blogs »

Stories Published By oceanrunner All Stories »

Whatcha Doing in There?

I didn’t think I’d made any particular sound of pleasure when I stepped into the shower, but clearly I had. My shoulders felt knotted and stiff, as much from yesterday’s workout as from the time of day. I let the water sluice the sleep from my eyes; it was perfect. “Whatcha doing in there?” Becky’s voice surprised me, only a few feet away. I hadn’t heard her come into the bathroom. Not...

Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,410 | 35 Comments

Recommended Read The Hello Blowjob

Dare me, and I'll do it. I'm predictable that way. That's how I wound up on AshleyMadison, flirting with married guys. A girlfriend had dared me to make a profile. Once on AM, I found Mike. It didn't take long for him to find that lever and use it against me too; it wasn’t rocket science. My profile teaser announced, “Just here on a dare.” He dared me to blow him before I kissed him or...

Added 12 Apr 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 60 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,047 | 51 Comments

Instruments of Pain

Sticks and stones are vicious things, The hurt they bring intense. Whips and chains make chosen pain In careful increments. Words are better -- stronger tools. Brutal, ruthless, savage. They break no bones -- those truths, those lies. More potent is their damage. Your words, my love, they changed my life; I died the day I met you. You said you loved me, said, “Forever.” I wish I could...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems

Recommended Read The Best Laid Plans

Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 68 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,046 | 54 Comments

Recommended Read Runaway

Dawn tried to break, feeble and pasty behind clouds spitting down on the grey, slick streets. I turned off my headlights; I didn’t need to advertise I’d been driving all night. The rain was coming down harder now, from low, thick clouds. The night didn’t want to give up, and neither did the whores, who were still out in force. Good thing, because I was looking for one. I flicked on the...

Added 20 Jan 2017 | Category Hardcore | Votes 59 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,722 | 41 Comments

Editor's Pick Dirty Martini

The booze softened the surprise, but seeing her was still a punch to the gut. For a moment I couldn’t breathe; all the air in the plush bar felt sucked away. Pam slid onto the stool beside me as comfortably as if the intervening years had been nothing more than a barfly’s hiccough. “Mike Ross, you’re a welcome sight,” she said casually, the way you’d comment about the weather. Her...

Added 26 Oct 2016 | Category Fetish | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 15,285 | 54 Comments

Series Award A Polaroid of Kristina, part 1

I found the picture unexpectedly, as you often do when you’re not looking for something. It was in the pages of an old book that had traveled with me more than half my life, even though the presence of the old polaroid there was proof that I hadn’t opened the book since I had used it as a hasty hiding place right before going to college twenty-five years ago. Christina. Kristina. Khrystina?...

Added 03 Nov 2014 | Category Seduction | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,422 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Dress Code

“Miss Burlington, Mr. Slater will see you now.” The senior partner’s attractive secretary gestured Anne towards the door, with a knowing smile. She hadn’t been told what it was about, just that he wanted to see her, and she had spent the morning until the 10 a.m. meeting time in a state of nervousness. She rose and approached the door. Her heart hammering, she entered the plushly...

Added 17 Aug 2014 | Category Spanking | Votes 109 | Avg Score 5 | Views 120,680 | 71 Comments

Editor's Pick Gold-Medal Whore

Every four years, the TV networks design their “Road to the Games” mini-bios about the athletes to stir the heartstrings. With moving soundtracks, they go on and on about perseverance, courage, and just about every type of sacrifice. I haven’t seen my profile yet. When it comes to sacrifice, it probably doesn’t say anything about backroom blowjobs. Or worse. “Runners, to your marks...” As...

Added 13 Aug 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 26,382 | 42 Comments

Series Award The End of Kristina

I awoke the next morning to a delicious feeling, one I was becoming increasingly used to. It took me a while to realize where I was as I woke up in Kristina’s apartment, her bed, and her mouth. She sucked me gently, her tongue fluttering around my head. I looked down at her and quickly got my bearings. It was the morning after our date. With cloak-and-dagger intrigue, we had arranged to...

Added 06 Mar 2016 | Category MILF | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 23,981 | 21 Comments

Image Gallery

7 Images

Video Gallery

1 Videos

Friends Comments

Posted: 20 Apr 2017 20:21
Posted: 12 Apr 2017 12:56
You did mention yoga
Posted: 11 Apr 2017 16:25
Sometimes I don't mind running behind some one

Posted: 10 Apr 2017 06:47
Ok I'll admit it. They aren't really me. It's my identical twin sister. Honest.

Posted: 10 Apr 2017 05:23
I live five mins walk from the beach and these are a couple of me cough running on the beach cough I thought you'd like them.

Posted: 07 Apr 2017 13:39

Posted: 27 Mar 2017 07:27

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 11:21

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 10:21
Thank you for the excellent comment - spot on

Posted: 21 Mar 2017 12:58

Posted: 16 Mar 2017 05:51
Thanks for adding me. It was really difficult to know what to post, your wall has so many different things on it. Hope you like it.

Posted: 15 Mar 2017 07:31

Hey Mike, stumbled across this one and it was vaguely reminiscent of Elle, I thought you might enjoy. Have a great rest of the week. Sinner xx

Posted: 08 Mar 2017 10:10

Posted: 22 Feb 2017 17:17

Posted: 22 Jan 2017 20:17

Posted: 18 Dec 2016 07:58
This one wouldn't load

Posted: 18 Dec 2016 05:56

Posted: 15 Dec 2016 16:30

Posted: 15 Dec 2016 16:29

Posted: 09 Dec 2016 17:16
back to top

Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.

Tell us why

Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.