About oceanrunner


I'm mostly (95%) here to write.

A recent review.
Oceanrunner - "A literary handjob." --Burquette.

[I'm always happy when people post pictures on my profile, but I do very little of that myself. I try to keep only pictures of special appeal on my profile, so I often delete ones I don't love. Please don't take it personally.]

I'm not here to find playmates, though I won't deny that there is some frisson that comes with discussing the idea for or details of a story with another writer.

I write these stories primarily for me, in the sense that each has to please me and turn me on for me to want to write it. I've started and abandoned plenty of stories that just weren't doing it for me. That said, I love the idea that others are enjoying the fruits of my imagination. If you like what you read, I'm always very grateful for your votes, encouragement, and comments. (And if you don't like what you read, I'm open to friendly criticism.)

Mike S
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Cooking. Candlelit laundry. Long romantic walks in the supermarket.
Favorite Books:
something pretentious. The World According to Owen Meany. If it's got bears, wrestling, and Vienna, it's probably up my alley.
Favorite Authors:
I liked Dean R. Koontz before he got hair plugs and became just Dean Koontz.
Favorite Movies:
ahem, "films." Rocky 5. Roadhouse. Showgirls. Poke a Hot Ass.
Favourite TV Shows:
I only have a TV so I can listen to NPR.
Favorite Music:
the wheels on the bus go round and round...


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 May 2017 17:32

Don't know what to tell you about the votes / comments, Bill. But since I'm always someone to BS when I don't *know*, here's my theory.

Seems to me that most stories here get the vast majority of their votes and comments pretty soon after they are released, which makes sense. And to a large degree, they get a huge number of their views then too.

Now there are exceptions. It seems that some stories get internally famous, and I don't mean in the 30k view sense, but rather in the "Everyone knows that story" sense. Take something like Dancing Doll's "Hard Candy." These no doubt continue to rack up views, votes, and comments consistently thereafter.

And maybe the paucity of votes and comments on your story has to do that because the story dates from 2010, at that time, when it was in its sweet spot for gaining votes and comments, maybe you weren't as well known? or maybe some votes and comments have disappeared as "old" members deleted their accounts.

Also, my suspicion is that some categories, and probably some tags also, have "legs." A casual non-member coming to the site to read something hot to get off to might well look for "anal," or "milf" or "taboo," or something. Such a viewer might well find your story, enjoy it, but won't be able to vote or comment. And this probably explains why certain other categories are so view-poor.

Does the casual masturbator come looking for love stories? historical erotica? Probably not.

I have enough stories over enough categories that it's pretty clear, for the most part, what the popular categories are. I have a dozen or so famous stories (in the 30k view sense), and the vast majority are in Reluctance, Taboo, and MILF. College is also a category where my stories get a lot of views. Anal and Cheating seem to do well as well. Many older stories in those categories creep up steadily in views, and it's in those categories that most of my almost-famous stories are clustered as well.

Beer for me please.

On another note, I am working on a collaboration with a lovely lady and outstanding writer, and for some reason, although I've made a start at the beginning of a draft, I seem to be blocked, which is embarrassing (and which is not doing my reputation for speed any good, which my other two collaborators so far, VirgoGo and Hannah, have remarked on. Maybe this is a good thing. Do I really want to be known as "speedy" on a sex site?). I should find her and apologize abjectly. Hopefully the muse will spank my ass into gear soon.

Beer please!

Topic: Naming the O
Posted: 23 May 2017 15:01

the score-gasm , when you go out specifically looking to get laid, and you do...

the outdoor-gasm (self-explanatory)

the chore-gasm , when you haven't had sex in a while, and don't really want it, but you know your partner will get increasingly whiny...

the matador-gasm , when you go into bullfighting just because you know it will help get you laid...

This is fun. I should stop, because I could be here all night...

Topic: Naming the O
Posted: 23 May 2017 14:53

A no-go-gasm ? ('cause you ain't going anywhere) ;)

the oh-no-gasm , when you think you're keeping yourself successfully on the edge, but you fail?

Topic: Oceanrunner's Running List of Luscious Stories, or Oceans of Fun
Posted: 23 May 2017 14:49

Some Readings in Reluctance.

Without really intending it, I've written two Reluctance stories in a row, which were quite different.

It made me look back to all the stories I've written in that category, which are in a range of the genre. Some of them are old-ish, but I think pretty good, and if you enjoyed the new ones, maybe you'd like the older ones too.

In order of publication.
Parent-Teacher Conference. A young mom prostitutes herself to her son's teacher to make the money she needs to be able to send him on an important school trip.

Turnabout - A predatory professor grooms a beautiful college girl into sexual favors in exchange for higher grades, but doesn't realize he may have picked on the wrong girl.

Homeowners-Association Hussy - The queen bee of a HOA goes too far in enforcing her punctilious rules and pushes a single dad over the edge. Recommended Read

Gold-Medal Whore - A dedicated, even obsessed, track runner does whatever it takes to win gold at the Games, no matter what the obstacle. Editors' Pick

A Wedding, a Tie, and a Test of Wills - The reluctance here is more a question of the internal struggles a couple, even this loving couple, has when each wants to win, and neither wants to give in to the other.

The Corruption of Kat - the newest one. A decadent, wealthy couple seduces a reluctant college girl. Recommended Read

If you like the category, I think there a few there you may like.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 May 2017 19:05

Beer me please, Bill.

Am feeling good. Happy with my last story (and it seems to be doing well). Did all my work for tomorrow, and I had a great run this evening.

who's drinking w me?

Topic: What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
Posted: 22 May 2017 14:30

I mistyped my user name at login, and no matter what I do, the wrong name keeps popping up when I log in -- I have been unable to delete the incorrect name. Not that it is the worst thing in the world, but it is still annoying.

probably a browser issue? I'd guess if you go to settings and poke around in terms of deleting various histories, then it would take care of it, although it might also foul up other logins that you don't want to lose.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 19:43

Wait, they had maths back in your time? I have a question on that actually. How come Americans call it math, but in NZ and other countries that primarily use British English, it's Maths, plural, with an S. There is more than one number.

Do you call the short version of economics "econs"?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 18:04

Evening, Mike. Thanks for the info.. I decided to pass my question along to Gav just so he knows we still care enough to bug him.

What about an ice-cold Bud in a long neck bottle? If that doesn't float your boat, there's a few bottles of Shiner Bock, imported all the way from Shiner, Texas, available. Open a new bag of fried pig skins and I'll join you.

Any more orders before some serious end of the weekend drinking kicks off?

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I'll join you in either the Bud or the Shiner, whichever you prefer, as well as some pig skins.

anyone else?

Topic: Can I get an interview with you?
Posted: 21 May 2017 18:01

Introduce the title of your story : The Corruption of Kat
Genre/Category: Reluctance
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-corruption-of-kat.aspx

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
It was an idea I'd had for a while, but didn't really find a way in until recently. It had been in my "to-do" list with the working title "Louche" for more time than I care to admit. I'm happy that I finally finished it!

2. How did you come up with these characters?
I love the idea of a French woman who is aware that she can use her "Frenchness" to inspire a sort of feeling of inferiority in American women, when it comes to being chic, fashionable, or sexually open. And the idea of a decadent MF couple selecting and seducing a much younger woman was an exciting one.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
Although I've written a few stories that involve threesomes or group sex, I mainly write MF stories, so even just the MFF nature of this is a bit different from my usual fare.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
The logistics of the seduction. I wanted the couple's interview of the girl to break down her defenses, but making that make sense was hard. I re-wrote the sequence of their questions, the nature of her answers, how they eventually get her to take off her blouse, etc., several times.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
I think it's pretty good! I'm inching uncomfortably close to 100 stories on the site (89), and one friend who's read LOT of my stories says she thinks it's the top 10% of them. I'll take that!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 17:27

(slides over a tall lemonade) Sorry you had a rough weekend, BC. Just proves that life can sometimes be tough even for the young, gifted and good looking. ;)

Tech-type question: Sometimes, at least on my 'puter, posts with audio version will not have the complete text of the story. The word count accurately reflects this oddity. Here's one example currently on the main page.

The new story by, EroticLushinLace, "She'll Cum Around" has a word count of, 24.

Don't know if this happens to other Lushers or its a weirdness due to my screen reader I'm about to repost this on 'Site Announcements' but wondered if anybody here had a thought or two.

Meanwhile, there's plenty of quality hooch just waiting to be ordered. So what'll it be?

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">.

one of the options when you're submitting a story is to check an "audio only" box. Stories like the ones you're describing must be that kind.

Quality booze, huh? "Quality" is an interesting word when used as an adjective. The idea of good quality is assumed. My math teacher used to do this whole song and dance about what happened when you assumed.

Can I have some good quality booze, please, Bill. Anything that comes in glass bottles, not plastic?

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Recommended Read The Corruption of Kat

“What about that one?” Marlene suggested, gesturing subtly towards one of the undergraduate waitresses buzzing around the fundraiser, a stunning blonde who had been working the other end of our table most of the night. She took a tiny sip of wine and winced, not waiting for my answer. “For the amount they hope you will donate, they might serve better wine. Well?” Out of curiosity, I’d...

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A Wedding, a Tie, and a Test of Wills

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Added 08 May 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 50 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,651 | 37 Comments

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Added 12 Apr 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 69 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,641 | 57 Comments

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Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 10,381 | 55 Comments

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Dawn tried to break, feeble and pasty behind clouds spitting down on the grey, slick streets. I turned off my headlights; I didn’t need to advertise I’d been driving all night. The rain was coming down harder now, from low, thick clouds. The night didn’t want to give up, and neither did the whores, who were still out in force. Good thing, because I was looking for one. I flicked on the...

Added 20 Jan 2017 | Category Hardcore | Votes 59 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,568 | 43 Comments

Editor's Pick Dirty Martini

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Added 26 Oct 2016 | Category Fetish | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.99 | Views 17,244 | 56 Comments

Series Award A Polaroid of Kristina, part 1

I found the picture unexpectedly, as you often do when you’re not looking for something. It was in the pages of an old book that had traveled with me more than half my life, even though the presence of the old polaroid there was proof that I hadn’t opened the book since I had used it as a hasty hiding place right before going to college twenty-five years ago. Christina. Kristina. Khrystina?...

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Added 17 Aug 2014 | Category Spanking | Votes 109 | Avg Score 5 | Views 123,751 | 71 Comments

Editor's Pick Gold-Medal Whore

Every four years, the TV networks design their “Road to the Games” mini-bios about the athletes to stir the heartstrings. With moving soundtracks, they go on and on about perseverance, courage, and just about every type of sacrifice. I haven’t seen my profile yet. When it comes to sacrifice, it probably doesn’t say anything about backroom blowjobs. Or worse. “Runners, to your marks...” As...

Added 13 Aug 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 27,664 | 42 Comments

Series Award The End of Kristina

I awoke the next morning to a delicious feeling, one I was becoming increasingly used to. It took me a while to realize where I was as I woke up in Kristina’s apartment, her bed, and her mouth. She sucked me gently, her tongue fluttering around my head. I looked down at her and quickly got my bearings. It was the morning after our date. With cloak-and-dagger intrigue, we had arranged to...

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