About oddlittledesires


My name is Leni, and I like to read and write stories that are ever so slightly strange : )

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Local Time:
23 Apr 2018 16:09
reading, some sports (swimming), video games (Bioware and Telltale mostly)
Favorite Books:
Nation, A Handful of Dust, American Gods, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Evelyn Waugh, Neil Gaiman
Favorite Movies:
The Excorcist, Watchmen, Kill Bill, Aladdin
Favourite TV Shows:
Legion, Dollhouse, Gotham, Blackadder, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Favorite Music:
Lily Allen, Adele, musicals


Date Joined:
17 Feb 2017
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Topic: Jizz Angels
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 15:32

don't blink!

Haha no your avatar is doing it wrong! Run, run for your life!

Also yes so much, although the whole marriage thing seems to have been descretely swept undere the rug. Pretty much the only taboo left where I'm from is don't fuck the priests and monks and nuns, and that is just such an exciting prospect, the idea of a person renouncing the pleasures of butt touching entirely, and never even knowing what they give up is just so insane to me o.O

Just imagine the personal crisis of such a desire awakening in an adult with no experience, no one to turn to and the fear of the almighty constantly in the back of their mind. You'd have to feel so bad playing seductress in such a situation, and it would be glorious <img src="/images/emoticons/L35.gif" alt="L35">

Topic: What are you reading?
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 15:02

Haha aside from my own writing for tedious editing purposes?

Wodehouse (again) Code of the Woosters : )

You know, I am a feminist, I really, really am, but there is something so charming, so endearing, so incredibly classy about the old-fashioned, marriage-obsessed ladies in Wodehouse, even though they are invariably portrayed as terrible nuisances, as manipulative, and as constantly taking advantage of poor, helpless men who happen not to be Jeeves.

I'll just chalk it up to nostalgia and Wodehouse being a freaking beast when it comes to hilarious narration, just so I don't have to start using that ghastly term guilty pleasure ; )

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 04:19

Thank you for the warm welcome and the feedback I've already gotten, there has been lots of really helpful and encouraging replies, which is just awesome to see ; )

Also yay more Gaiman love and Apfelstrudel : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 14 Mar 2017 14:31

I'll read one!

You have American Gods as one of your favorite books, that's enough to hook me!

Haha I loved that book so much, although what can be more intimidating for any sort of writer than pretty much any of Gaiman's works *shivers*

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 14 Mar 2017 14:30

No worries! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> Your location is now making me think of apple strudel. <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Haha not to be a cliche, but I'm very rarely not thinking of Apfelstrudel, so excellent choice of imaginary baked goods, I'd say : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 13 Mar 2017 06:04

Haha thank you very much, that should make it easier : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 12 Mar 2017 04:37

My name is Leni, and I've only discovered this site recently, but I must say that what I've seen is a lot of fun^^

I've posted my first stories now, and would welcome any feedback or suggestions you can offer.

So far I've concentrated mostly on characters with some form of physical disability. I'm sure that's not everyone's cup of tea, but I find their unique beauty fascinating, and I'd love to hear what you guys think about this.

These are my stories so far:

Rachel's Audition

The Way Back

The Sultan's Wives

Have fun,

Leni ; )

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Cold Passion

The night was freezing and a lone woman picked up the pace. She was drenched, her heels clicking across the wet asphalt as she peered through the black. Still, the dark man was behind. Slowly, gradually, he was beginning to catch up. Running wasn't an option unless her sinister pursuer suffered from a similarly debilitating case of asthma. She turned a corner. The moon was nearly hidden...

Added 07 Feb 2018 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,578 | 2 Comments

Recommended Read Galatea's Lover

Jemma was a little early. It was one of her rules. Dates weren't easy to come by in her position and limited experience had taught her not to bring along a carer. Reminding people of her utter dependence on outside help usually didn't leave a brilliant first impression. She smiled at a tall man, who was stood in the doorframe, wearing a vest and a bow-tie. Successfully having made...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,385 | 8 Comments

The Sultan's Favorite

Amina glanced out of the palace window, searching the cloudy skies for the moon. The bright crescent had almost reached its zenith, and Hakim would be here soon. He had no obligation to be on time, no one commanded a Sultan to be anywhere, but she knew that he would be punctual for Amina. He always was.  She walked over to her large bed. The most expensive silk sheets in the entire...

Added 04 Jun 2017 | Category Historical | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 5,896 | 7 Comments

Morning Chores

Jim's room had no windows. It was a small room with naked walls, and a cold, hard floor. Jim had been awake for a while now, though he could never be certain how long it had really been. The only light emanated from the small gap under the only door, and to Jim's eyes, it was unusually bright, which made him very nearly certain that it was daytime already.   He shifted his weight a...

Added 16 May 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,700 | 7 Comments

A Game of Trust

Alan splashed his face with icy cold water from the tap removing the last bits of shaving cream, and examined his now smooth face in the bathroom mirror. He could see Julie's reflection as she stepped out of the shower and stretched, strategically showcasing her full, curvy figure. A cloud of steam followed in her wake, and she squeezed water from her long, auburn hair. 'Oh come on. It'll...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Toys | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,844 | 4 Comments

Recommended Read Jenny The Time Travelling Lesbian (Part 1)

Nothing but the silvery glow of the crescent moon illuminated Matilda's sleeping quarters. The autumn night was calm but cold, and thick layers of furs and blankets kept the young woman warm and comfy. The oaken bed was large and sturdy, and made Matilda's feminine but short body appear smaller still. Only her head poked out of the covers, the skin pale in the moonlight and her locks dark....

Added 08 Apr 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,906 | 3 Comments

Saving Water

Bright sunlight flooded the living room, but Josh was glad to be out of the searing heat, and reunited with the air conditioning. Panting heavily he leant on the leather sofa, and dutifully stretched his legs. The muscles in his thighs continued to burn, and Josh had some trouble catching his breath. 'Nicely done, sweetheart', Meredith patted him on the back. 'I think you're getting better.'...

Added 23 Mar 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,528 | 5 Comments

The Reluctant Samaritan

Chuck dropped the last of the mattresses, and it hit the stone floor with a thud. Dust began to settle back down, as he stretched his back, sighing deeply. The room looked very empty now, but Chuck knew it would be cramped all too soon. The walls were cold and naked, and the mismatched sheets and pillows were unlikely to make the place feel any more like a home for its residents. 'That...

Added 22 Mar 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,627 | 3 Comments

Training Master

Up high on the topmost apartment's balcony, Tadao has a great view of the impressive skyline. His hands drum on the railing, and he enjoys the cool night air. The glass doors slide open silently. 'Thank you for walking me home,' Kimiko says, and comes closer. She has changed into a flowery, silken dressing gown, and walks up behind Tadao. A lovely sight, Tadao marvels at her slim, petite...

Added 19 Mar 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,388 | 1 Comment

Of Gods and Love

The river runs strong and free, carving out rock and the very earth, forever shaping the land. The surface broke, and the king of the river rose with a mighty splash to greet the humanoid figure that was approaching the river. 'Welcome, boy,' Achelous said, and as he laughed the stream joined in with him. 'Another one of love's fools. Come to reclaim your sweetheart.' The river king was...

Added 16 Mar 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,038 | 6 Comments

Friends Comments

16 days ago

22 Dec 2017 05:24

Happy December.
28 Nov 2017 05:10

04 Sep 2017 01:45

Thanks for accepting my request, Leni. Strudel? x
14 Jun 2017 07:30


Thank you.
12 Jun 2017 19:21
28 Apr 2017 22:18
04 Apr 2017 19:17

Thank you for the add Leni!
28 Mar 2017 23:46
Thanks for friending up. Looking forward to your next story
13 Mar 2017 05:54
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