About oddlittledesires


My name is Leni, and I like to read and write stories that are ever so slightly strange : )

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Local Time:
30 Apr 2017 12:07
reading, some sports (swimming), video games (Bioware and Telltale mostly)
Favorite Books:
Nation, A Handful of Dust, American Gods, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Evelyn Waugh, Neil Gaiman
Favorite Movies:
The Excorcist, Watchmen, Kill Bill, Aladdin
Favourite TV Shows:
Legion, Dollhouse, Gotham, Blackadder, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Favorite Music:
Lily Allen, Adele, musicals


Date Joined:
17 Feb 2017
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Topic: Jizz Angels
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 15:32

don't blink!

Haha no your avatar is doing it wrong! Run, run for your life!

Also yes so much, although the whole marriage thing seems to have been descretely swept undere the rug. Pretty much the only taboo left where I'm from is don't fuck the priests and monks and nuns, and that is just such an exciting prospect, the idea of a person renouncing the pleasures of butt touching entirely, and never even knowing what they give up is just so insane to me o.O

Just imagine the personal crisis of such a desire awakening in an adult with no experience, no one to turn to and the fear of the almighty constantly in the back of their mind. You'd have to feel so bad playing seductress in such a situation, and it would be glorious <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/L35.gif" alt="L35">

Topic: What are you reading?
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 15:02

Haha aside from my own writing for tedious editing purposes?

Wodehouse (again) Code of the Woosters : )

You know, I am a feminist, I really, really am, but there is something so charming, so endearing, so incredibly classy about the old-fashioned, marriage-obsessed ladies in Wodehouse, even though they are invariably portrayed as terrible nuisances, as manipulative, and as constantly taking advantage of poor, helpless men who happen not to be Jeeves.

I'll just chalk it up to nostalgia and Wodehouse being a freaking beast when it comes to hilarious narration, just so I don't have to start using that ghastly term guilty pleasure ; )

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 04:19

Thank you for the warm welcome and the feedback I've already gotten, there has been lots of really helpful and encouraging replies, which is just awesome to see ; )

Also yay more Gaiman love and Apfelstrudel : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 14 Mar 2017 14:31

I'll read one!

You have American Gods as one of your favorite books, that's enough to hook me!

Haha I loved that book so much, although what can be more intimidating for any sort of writer than pretty much any of Gaiman's works *shivers*

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 14 Mar 2017 14:30

No worries! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> Your location is now making me think of apple strudel. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Haha not to be a cliche, but I'm very rarely not thinking of Apfelstrudel, so excellent choice of imaginary baked goods, I'd say : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 13 Mar 2017 06:04

Haha thank you very much, that should make it easier : D

Topic: Hello Lush People : )
Posted: 12 Mar 2017 04:37

My name is Leni, and I've only discovered this site recently, but I must say that what I've seen is a lot of fun^^

I've posted my first stories now, and would welcome any feedback or suggestions you can offer.

So far I've concentrated mostly on characters with some form of physical disability. I'm sure that's not everyone's cup of tea, but I find their unique beauty fascinating, and I'd love to hear what you guys think about this.

These are my stories so far:

Rachel's Audition

The Way Back

The Sultan's Wives

Have fun,

Leni ; )

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Recommended Read Jenny The Time Travelling Lesbian (Part 1)

Nothing but the silvery glow of the crescent moon illuminated Matilda's sleeping quarters. The autumn night was calm but cold, and thick layers of furs and blankets kept the young woman warm and comfy. The oaken bed was large and sturdy, and made Matilda's feminine but short body appear smaller still. Only her head poked out of the covers, the skin pale in the moonlight and her locks dark....

Added 08 Apr 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,415 | 3 Comments

Saving Water

Bright sunlight flooded the living room, but Josh was glad to be out of the searing heat, and reunited with the air conditioning. Panting heavily he leant on the leather sofa, and dutifully stretched his legs. The muscles in his thighs continued to burn, and Josh had some trouble catching his breath. 'Nicely done, sweetheart', Meredith patted him on the back. 'I think you're getting better.'...

Added 23 Mar 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,448 | 6 Comments

The Reluctant Samaritan

Chuck dropped the last of the mattresses, and it hit the stone floor with a thud. Dust began to settle back down, as he stretched his back, sighing deeply. The room looked very empty now, but Chuck knew it would be cramped all too soon. The walls were cold and naked, and the mismatched sheets and pillows were unlikely to make the place feel any more like a home for its residents. 'That...

Added 22 Mar 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,805 | 4 Comments

Training Master

Up high on the topmost apartment's balcony, Tadao has a great view of the impressive skyline. His hands drum on the railing, and he enjoys the cool night air. The glass doors slide open silently. 'Thank you for walking me home,' Kimiko says, and comes closer. She has changed into a flowery, silken dressing gown, and walks up behind Tadao. A lovely sight, Tadao marvels at her slim, petite...

Added 19 Mar 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,952 | 2 Comments

Of Gods and Love

The river runs strong and free, carving out rock and the very earth, forever shaping the land. The surface broke, and the king of the river rose with a mighty splash to greet the humanoid figure that was approaching the river. 'Welcome, boy,' Achelous said, and as he laughed the stream joined in with him. 'Another one of love's fools. Come to reclaim your sweetheart.' The river king was...

Added 16 Mar 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,424 | 6 Comments

Mr. Southerner's House of Wondrous Pleasures

It was late at night, and the sun had set hours ago. Most people were home from work by now, near their loved ones, watching TV maybe or even getting ready for bed. Not Emma. For her work was just about to begin. Not Emma's customers. They were glad to be away from their loved ones for a night. Emma waited. She was used to it. The dressing room was shared by several of the girls...

Added 15 Mar 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,627 | 4 Comments

The Divine Spring

The clearing was bright and very green, and the gentlest of breezes made the grass and flowers dance where they grew. Three figures approached the spring and were sweating profusely from a whole day's walking under the sun's merciless rays. The lawyer was the first to reach their goal, and with a heaving sigh he slumped down before the pool of water and dropped his heavy rucksack. He...

Added 14 Mar 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,224 | 3 Comments

Rachel's Audition

The brothel looked very different during the day. There was no music, and the pink mood lighting had been replaced by brighter, practical LEDs, which revealed the many little imperfections that were usually carefully hidden in the shadows. Cords, plugs and wires, smoke machines, tears in the walls, chinks in the wood, suspicious stains and missing ceiling tiles, it was all visible now that...

Added 11 Mar 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,280 | 7 Comments

The Way Back

Even this late the party was in full swing. The smell of beer and sweat hung prominently in the air, and Dana was sweating profusely herself, and especially her face felt hot. A bit of fresh air was definitely called for. She made hasty excuses, and backed away from her group of friends, before wheeling her chair towards the wardrobe. She quickly picked through the jackets until she had...

Added 10 Mar 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,436 | 5 Comments

The Sultan's Wives

Rana stepped into her new quarters, still clutching the little bag that contained the entirety of her possessions. The room was about the same size as the dorm she'd shared with the Sultan's other lesser wives. And now, now she was to have it all to herself. The scowling guard gave her a curt nod, and walked away, his heavy steps growing quieter and quieter until Rana couldn't here them at all....

Added 09 Mar 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 5,081 | 2 Comments

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Posted: 28 Mar 2017 23:46

Thank you for the add Leni!
Posted: 13 Mar 2017 05:54
Thanks for friending up. Looking forward to your next story
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