oldfaithful's Blog Entries

11 Mar 2015 12:04

08 Mar 2015 12:20

I'm more partial to face the wall myself

08 Mar 2015 12:19

Ask and thou will deliver..or as we say up north "shy bairns get nowt"!

07 Mar 2015 23:54

You can dance with me any time, rain or shine

07 Mar 2015 23:51

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. Life is learning to dance in the rain.

03 Mar 2015 23:12

26 Feb 2015 23:47

14 Feb 2015 02:35

Happy Valentines Day

08 Feb 2015 01:24


The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

25 Jan 2015 10:45

A rare submission here onto my "Freebie" list. It's those eyes that do it for me. Added to that a brilliant performance as Jane Hawking in The Theory of Everything.

22 Jan 2015 14:30

Irony is tearing your groin muscle at the gym 2 days before heading off on a dirty weekend with the wife..

21 Jan 2015 11:44

In honour of National Hug Day today..

12 Jan 2015 12:23

It's Kiss a Ginger day today. I'm up for it!!

30 Dec 2014 15:36

Happy new year folks. May you all share it with the person you love.

29 Dec 2014 10:57

27 Dec 2014 15:36

Another night bites the dust..

24 Dec 2014 23:24

Have a VERY Merry Christmas

21 Dec 2014 06:26

Winter solstice. Wahooo! Role on those longer days!!

20 Dec 2014 23:53

20 Dec 2014 23:53

18 Dec 2014 23:21

18 Dec 2014 00:30

17 Dec 2014 12:17

14 Dec 2014 14:53

Me too..

09 Dec 2014 13:38

Oh bugger, guess who's got Man Flu?

29 Nov 2014 10:17

27 Nov 2014 10:28

26 Nov 2014 11:22

21 Nov 2014 10:01

19 Nov 2014 23:02