Forum posts made by oldfaithful

That's a difficult one for me to answer. I've been with my wife since i was 18 and didn't really meet any girls before then as i went to an all boys school. I have therefore been with my wife longer than any female friends i have and i can't say i have imaginef having sex with any of them. Sure i have found a few attractive but have never thought anything more than that.

If i was on my own i reckon it would be different and i would no doubt be thinking some very naughty thoughts about them!!

Crossfit rules!

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Crossfit baby, yeah!


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Freebie McDonalds Cappucino with extra double expresso on top

The joys of parenthood. Told 5 year old tonight its too late to go out and its pouring with rain.

So he sneaks out the back door and off to his friend. When he realises he's in trouble he tells a friend that he's going to hide and never come back.

45 mins later, after a frantic search in the dark, a friend's mum brings him back home. Serious talk time..this goes beyond anger into cold silence.....

I'm sure its not just my 5 year old (can't let myself imagine what kind of teenager he will become).

Anyone else have horror stories from younger kids?

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It has to be New Zealand. Had my honeymoon there and i would love to go back. I've pencilled it in for my 25th anniversary...only another 11 years to go!

When my wife has a drink she turns into a sexual animal after just one glass of wine. Its fantastic. Pity its been 6 years since she last had a drink!!

I've heard of it in a different context. My understanding was it also included sex with a partner even if you really aren't in the mood.The old i've got a headache and am really not feeling great but he's still all over me so i'll give what he wants just so he'll leave me alone.

No idea if this is right but i can see it being more common than the urban dictionary definition - especially based on responses from Lushees so far.

Anyone else hear of this definition? And can anyone put their hands up to this one? Not me. Always happy to oblige...plus i guess most women have the sense and empathy not to try it on when their other half isn't right!!

For me i was desperately trying to go out with somone else when i first met my wife. As my mind was very much on someone else we became just good friends for a few months. It was only after i spectacularly failed with the other girl that my wife and i started dating. By then we had already been mates for a while and this was an easy and natural progression for us both.

157 for me please

Nelson, NZ

D'oh! Too slow...

Kingston, Jamaica

Nelson, NZ

York

I've been told i look like....


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and also...


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Sadly not to the first and, after a swift exchange of words, the kid from school decided i did not in fact resemble Gonzo!

I certainly felt guilty when i first joined. I share everything with my wife except for my life on Lush. She is a very private person and does not like any social media sites so she certainly would not like this one.

I too am 40 - nearly, 40th coming soon- and have very different needs in our sex lives these days.

So at first it felt bad but only because it felt like i was somehow living a lie.

Now i'm ok with it and the reason i am ok with it is because i am true and open in my profile and in my posts. I make a point of the fact that i am happily married and i would not be embarrassed if my wife did ever see anything that i wrote. In other words my behaviour online has been and always will be exactly the same as offline. I am flirty yes but true to my friends and to my wife.

I hope this helps in some way as i did feel the same when i first joined.

Ipswich

Where does Lima come from? Next one was supposed to start with Y?

Lori Singer in Footloose


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then Kelly Le Brock in Woman in Red


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then Jessica Lange in the Postman always rings twice


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Sydney

Really likes films

Never experienced make up sex as i've not had a single fight with my wife in 21 years

Police uniforms for me. I got pulled over once cos the headlight on my knackered old car was flashing the police car in front. I was asked to get into the back of her car. She talked to me for quite a while but i have no idea what she said. Complete brain freeze. I think she noticed, took pity on me and let me go!

I couldn't even watch all of them - either one. Just too in your face and uncomfortable for me to watch. Ickey, that's what they both are!!

My answer to this normally generates cries along the lines of 'you're a puff'!

But the truth is i don't have a celebrity crush. Without meeting them i can't tell what their personality is like. A cracking face and body means nothing to me without the personality to match.

There, i said it.

Comes across as warm and friendly...oh and having a close family is a big thumbs up from me!

When i looked up and called a girl from college to ask to meet up over Christmas.

It was a love at first sight moment and i'd been like a lost puppy all term I couldn't bear the thought of not seeing her over the Christmas holidays and gave her a call even thougb she had previously given me the just friends line in the past.

I called her and asked if she wanted to meet up. She was clearly lost for words and just said 'i'm busy that day'

I hadn't mentioned a day and reality smacked me right in the face.

What the fuck was i thinking?

Not a quote, but a brief exchange that has always touched me...from Schindler's List

Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.

Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.

Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just..

Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.

Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough
!Itzhak Stern: You did so much.

Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.

Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. Oskar Schindler: I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Harry Burns - When Harry met Sally

No surprise what showed up for me......


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