About oldhippie1949

Single old hippie, divorced, living in West Bradenton after years in East Hampton, New York. Would love to meet some fun-loving friends.

Relationship Status:
Bradenton, FL, Florida, United States
Writing, music, art
Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, Something Happened, Drive He Said
Favorite Authors:
Joseph Heller, J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, Ambrose Bierce
Favorite Movies:
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Citizen Kane, Pan's Labrynth, La Belle et La Bete
Favorite Music:
Ry Cooder, Allen Toussaint, Lowell George's Little Feat, The Meters, Kerry Kearney, Steve Adelman
Date Joined:
04 Aug 2011
Last Visit:
20 Oct 2016 (13 hours ago)
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Topic: Our Adult Store is now Open! 10% OFF COUPON CODE inside
Posted: 31 Jan 2014 09:59

Great store. Super layout. Good luck.

Topic: detailed masturbation survey
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 19:59

Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 63
How many times a week do you masturbate? once a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? at least once every time

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? sometimes but rarely
At work? no
Every room in the house? no
In a car while traveling... ? yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes, my favorite position
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? no
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? no
Gay or lesbian sex? yes, both
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? no
Anal? yes
Interracial? no
Age play? yes
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no but I have faked it.
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes, both
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes, usually my finger
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? rarely but I have
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes, all the time
When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? a little hard
Are you going to masturbate now? most likely
Are you a masturbation addict? I used to think so but not anymore
What is the most you have played in one day? four times

Topic: Guys only
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 19:49

Same here......

It's all good.

Topic: Adult toys
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:24

I had to give her the Hitachi Magic Wand in the divorce settlement. It was a mistake.

Topic: Where on Earth are you from? (Location, not heritage)
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:19

Formerly East Hampton, New York. Now Sarasota, Florida

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:16

Look-A-Py-Py By The Meters. It's great on this rainy Southampton, NY day. Puts a bounce in my butt

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Stories Published By oldhippie1949
My First Bisexual Couple

My First Bisexual Couple I promised someone that I would write about my first bi experience so if that subject turns you off, stop here. If you're underage, why are you reading this? Also, safe sex is not illustrated in this story but in real life, it's a good idea. Do you know where it was last? Wrap that rascal! --------------------------------------- I'm not the sort of person that...

Added 04 Aug 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 73 | Avg Score 4.99 | Views 70,075 | 29 Comments

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Like my other stories, this one is also based upon true events. In this particular story, it is about as true as I can recall it. Now for those of you who are unfamiliar with my stories, this one contains all sorts of sexual pairings, variations, fetishes and general good fun. If you are uncomfortable with bisexuality, select another author. Also, while condoms are not mentioned in this...

Added 02 Sep 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,409 | 7 Comments

I Love This Beach!

Every day for the past six months, I walk my dog on a quiet bay beach. While the ocean beaches here in the Hamptons are among the most beautiful beaches in the world, the bay beaches ain't chopped liver. Plus the facts that I can walk him anytime I want as long as I pick up after him (the town has plastic doggie-bag dispensers in the parking area), that it's close to where I live and that...

Added 09 Aug 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 25,456 | 12 Comments

Doug and Lora's First Time Bi Stories

I've been friends with Doug and Lora for about eight years and during that time, we've had quite a few very gratifying threesomes. I like them a lot. They are both easy going and mellow, uninhibited and imaginative, gentle and considerate; all of which suit my personality well. They like to hot tub. They like to get high on weed which is one of my most enjoyable weaknesses. Besides our...

Added 23 Aug 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 35,388 | 6 Comments


I have a lot of idle time. While it is definitely the devil's tool, at my age, I don't mind it one bit. And sure, while I sometimes get into trouble, it's okay. I'm not hurting anybody. On my daily trips into the village, I often hang out and shoot the breeze with the help. I stop at the hardware store, the local market stand, the post office and finally the pharmacy. I know several of...

Added 06 Aug 2011 | Category Mature | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,313 | 10 Comments

Somebody's Got To Do It

I wrote this for a friend. It involves straight sex. No condoms were harmed during the creation of this story but you should wear one because hey, you never know. End of PSA. Roll tape. Enjoy. "I feel weird. Talking to you about this is very uncomfortable for me. I've never discussed this, not so openly, not even with a shrink or a therapist." "What could be so heavy? What could be so...

Added 28 Dec 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 7,902 | 2 Comments

Somebody's Got To Do It, Part 2

"Hi guys. What's up?" "We were up at the marina checking on the boat and we were in the neighborhood so we thought we would drop by. Obviously, we came too late for the party. Looks like you were dipping the wick, you look worse for wear." "Yeah, I was just fuckin' my best fuck-buddy and it was fuckin' fantastic." "Who? Who?" "My lips are sealed. It's very discreet, you know. She has...

Added 09 Jan 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,459 | 2 Comments

Somebody's Got To Do It, Part 3

I shouldn't bitch. I really have nothing to bitch about. I'm just feeling a little exhausted, and rightly so. I'm burning my candle from both ends and so my dick is sore and my ass is killing me. Like my Dad always said...nah, screw my old man, he didn't know anything. I couldn't resist Elaine. The goat horns sprung from my head. I couldn't help it. Call it hormones. Anyway, she was a hot...

Added 27 Jan 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,307 | 2 Comments

Somebody's Got To Do It, Part 4

Our man just has no time to rest up and recharge. If you haven't already read the previous chapters, I suggest that you do. This chapter has a lot of variety: MM, FF, MMFF, MF and more. If this offends you, why are you here. If you're too young, get out of here before I tell your mother. One more thing: This story imagines a world without protection from dreaded cooties. But this ain't it....

Added 10 Mar 2016 | Category Group Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 5,369 | 7 Comments

Luck Happens, Part 1

I've been in the doldrums for the last few months. Not that things were bad, it was more like things were blah. Everything was blah - my writing, my social life, just my whole demeanor. I knew that I needed to change this outlook but it seemed that every time I tried to shake loose, it was all for naught. I needed to break the pattern, I needed some luck, too. I needed some spice, I just...

Added 03 Feb 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,759 | 2 Comments

Friends Comments
Friends Comments

Posted: 07 Aug 2016 03:25
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.
Posted: 07 Aug 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 07 Mar 2016 03:53

Posted: 23 Oct 2015 09:50
Thanks for the add, Hippie. A little something for you...
Posted: 07 Aug 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 02 Jan 2015 11:52
Thanks for the add!

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 10:56
Thanks for the add and would be honored to be your friend. Let the fun begin. Thanks. Jim
Posted: 03 Sep 2014 02:44
Thanks for the add Rich - let's peace out and have some fun!!!

Posted: 07 Aug 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 05 Feb 2014 02:58
Thanks for the add keep up the good work
Posted: 12 Nov 2013 07:26
Thanks for the add!
Posted: 09 Oct 2013 08:24
Thanks for the add
Posted: 03 Oct 2013 13:51

Posted: 06 Aug 2013 14:42
happy birthday

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 14:17
thanks for the add
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