About oldhippie1949

Single old hippie, divorced, living in West Bradenton after years in East Hampton, New York. Would love to meet some fun-loving friends.

Relationship Status:
Bradenton, FL, Florida, United States
Writing, music, art
Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, Something Happened, Drive He Said
Favorite Authors:
Joseph Heller, J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, Ambrose Bierce
Favorite Movies:
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Citizen Kane, Pan's Labrynth, La Belle et La Bete
Favorite Music:
Ry Cooder, Allen Toussaint, Lowell George's Little Feat, The Meters, Kerry Kearney, Steve Adelman
Date Joined:
04 Aug 2011
Last Visit:
08 Oct 2015 (22 hours ago)
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Topic: Our Adult Store is now Open! 10% OFF COUPON CODE inside
Posted: 31 Jan 2014 09:59

Great store. Super layout. Good luck.

Topic: detailed masturbation survey
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 19:59

Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 63
How many times a week do you masturbate? once a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? at least once every time

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? sometimes but rarely
At work? no
Every room in the house? no
In a car while traveling... ? yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes, my favorite position
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? no
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? no
Gay or lesbian sex? yes, both
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? no
Anal? yes
Interracial? no
Age play? yes
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no but I have faked it.
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes, both
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes, usually my finger
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? rarely but I have
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes, all the time
When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? a little hard
Are you going to masturbate now? most likely
Are you a masturbation addict? I used to think so but not anymore
What is the most you have played in one day? four times

Topic: Guys only
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 19:49

Same here......

It's all good.

Topic: Adult toys
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:24

I had to give her the Hitachi Magic Wand in the divorce settlement. It was a mistake.

Topic: Where on Earth are you from? (Location, not heritage)
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:19

Formerly East Hampton, New York. Now Sarasota, Florida

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:16

Look-A-Py-Py By The Meters. It's great on this rainy Southampton, NY day. Puts a bounce in my butt

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Stories Published By oldhippie1949
My First Bisexual Couple

My First Bisexual Couple I promised someone that I would write about my first bi experience so if that subject turns you off, stop here. If you're underage, why are you reading this? Also, safe sex is not illustrated in this story but in real life, it's a good idea. Do you know where it was last? Wrap that rascal! --------------------------------------- I'm not the sort of person that...

Added 04 Aug 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 66 | Avg Score 5 | Views 58,577 | 24 Comments

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Like my other stories, this one is also based upon true events. In this particular story, it is about as true as I can recall it. Now for those of you who are unfamiliar with my stories, this one contains all sorts of sexual pairings, variations, fetishes and general good fun. If you are uncomfortable with bisexuality, select another author. Also, while condoms are not mentioned in this...

Added 02 Sep 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,264 | 7 Comments

I Love This Beach!

Every day for the past six months, I walk my dog on a quiet bay beach. While the ocean beaches here in the Hamptons are among the most beautiful beaches in the world, the bay beaches ain't chopped liver. Plus the facts that I can walk him anytime I want as long as I pick up after him (the town has plastic doggie-bag dispensers in the parking area), that it's close to where I live and that...

Added 09 Aug 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 23,378 | 11 Comments

Doug and Lora's First Time Bi Stories

I've been friends with Doug and Lora for about eight years and during that time, we've had quite a few very gratifying threesomes. I like them a lot. They are both easy going and mellow, uninhibited and imaginative, gentle and considerate; all of which suit my personality well. They like to hot tub. They like to get high on weed which is one of my most enjoyable weaknesses. Besides our...

Added 23 Aug 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 29,465 | 6 Comments


I have a lot of idle time. While it is definitely the devil's tool, at my age, I don't mind it one bit. And sure, while I sometimes get into trouble, it's okay. I'm not hurting anybody. On my daily trips into the village, I often hang out and shoot the breeze with the help. I stop at the hardware store, the local market stand, the post office and finally the pharmacy. I know several of...

Added 06 Aug 2011 | Category Mature | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,862 | 10 Comments

Luck Happens, Part 1

I've been in the doldrums for the last few months. Not that things were bad, it was more like things were blah. Everything was blah - my writing, my social life, just my whole demeanor. I knew that I needed to change this outlook but it seemed that every time I tried to shake loose, it was all for naught. I needed to break the pattern, I needed some luck, too. I needed some spice, I just...

Added 03 Feb 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,266 | 2 Comments

Luck Happens, Part II

Over the next couple of weeks, Leez and I saw quite a bit of each other. We adapted our schedules to conform to her nursing shifts. For me, this worked out fine giving me lots of quality writing time. As our relationship progressed and we began to understand each other, we appreciated each other more, and our intimacy blossomed. We liked similar things and explored all the restaurants,...

Added 22 Feb 2014 | Category Bisexual | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 4,648 | 2 Comments

A Gulf Coast Welcome I

This was not a trip I had looked forward to taking. Mother's Day was approaching and I was due to fly out of Long Island for Tampa-St. Pete to visit my mom in the Alzheimer's wing of the residential hospital where she has had to live (if you can call it that) for the past ten years. At least my visits to her would be merciful insofar as my time with her would be relatively short. Her best,...

Added 27 May 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,885 | 3 Comments

A Gulf Coast Welcome II

To recap: A lonely man with a erectile problem meets a younger vacationing divorcee on Longboat Key. Their first day together ended in extraordinarily satisfying sex. The story continues... Driving over the Skyline Bridge to St. Pete seemed dangerous to me as my mind kept veering off the road and into memories of the night before. A chance meeting on the beach led to a night of amazing...

Added 31 May 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 1,653 | 1 Comment

A Gulf Coast Welcome III

The visit to my mother was no different from the visit of the previous day. It was depressing and pathetic and I was not feeling too sparky afterwards. I drove over to a different part of St. Pete and strolled along a shopping street filled with tourist shit. I bought Caren a tee shirt that read, "Fucked and Fucked Up. St. Pete Spring Break". I walked into an Adult store and walked out with a...

Added 07 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,277

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Friends Comments
Posted: 07 Aug 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 02 Jan 2015 11:52
Thanks for the add!

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 10:56
Thanks for the add and would be honored to be your friend. Let the fun begin. Thanks. Jim
Posted: 03 Sep 2014 02:44
Thanks for the add Rich - let's peace out and have some fun!!!

Posted: 07 Aug 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 05 Feb 2014 02:58
Thanks for the add keep up the good work
Posted: 12 Nov 2013 07:26
Thanks for the add!
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happy birthday
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