About OneHornyMotherFucker


Well this is the part where i guess i should try and make myself sound interesting sorry ladies this is where you now either look at the next male profile. lol. Well now thats got rid of the majority of you ill put in abit out lil old me: Apart from coming on here once or twice a week- ITS BEEN ABOUT 6 MONTHS SINCE I LAST LOGGED ON. i spend most of my time in property development and freelance site management. -NOT ANY MORE I OWN MY OWN LITTLE CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS. I don't often venture into the chat rooms i tend to just come on to read a few naughty stories and check out what other people are up to. STILL TRUE.. Im a fairly easy going kinda guy and am told am easy to chat to. I do feel that my day to day working life has made me more interested in the more submissive kind of role as Im constantly in control, so having a woman know what they want, when they want and not be to shy to take that control is alway nice I will not be putting pictures of my cock on here as the zoom is not that strong on my camera lol - made ya smile! Well thats about all im gunna write for now, so if you fancy a chat send me a howdy

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London, Kent, United Kingdom
Local Time:
20 Apr 2018 13:40
Women. -I enjoy attempting to figure you lot out. Women. -Who know what they want and when they want it. Sex in general- my biggest turn on is making a girl cum. Just love it! Other than the rude part above i like construction, Motorbikes, Cars - the usual manly things. I also like Old music, Art and travel - Boring ay lol Prefer the top bit.
Favorite Books:
The left hand of god. - Nothing to do with Religion.
Favorite Movies:
Fightclub.Unleashed.Faceoff.MI.Most cartoons- sad i no. Chick flicks- yup i no sad again but there easy to watch.


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13 Nov 2010
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Topic: Embarrassing Erections
Posted: 22 Aug 2011 10:27

in a meeting. it was dragging on for a while my mind wondered off................ ummmmm the female accountant apprentice was also hot!! that didnt help. I was lucky that the meeting was followed by a presentation after or i would have been screwed!

Topic: Have you ever masturbated at work?
Posted: 03 Aug 2011 22:38

indeed i have, lock the office door and cum on lush ;)

Topic: Are all men unsatisfied with the size of their penis?
Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:53

I used to be unsatisfied though i never had any complaints... after actually growing up and coming to terms with the fact the the average penis is only like 6" then i felt alot better. I truly believe that its how you use your tool and rather than the size if it.

Topic: Is smoking ever hot for a girl?
Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:40

nope. ... ... <img src="/images/emoticons/puke.gif" alt="puke">

Topic: What do guys like better?
Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:36

start with a nice slow bj
climb on top and lower ya pussy down
as for the ass im not really into it. :)

Topic: What Are You Wearing?
Posted: 28 Jun 2011 10:12

nothing..... far to hot

Topic: how many people from uk
Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:00

Kent ;)

Topic: Say one good thing about the person above you
Posted: 16 Mar 2011 05:17

Nice Ti............. ummmmm Name :) keeping it clean lol x

Topic: How often do you masturbate?
Posted: 15 Mar 2011 06:39

How often do i....... ummmm well id like to cum every day but i dont ever have the time. Ive only recently been on here during the day and the office wouldnt be the best place to get my cock out. I probably masturbate once maybe twice aweek. shamefull!

Topic: Avatar above you
Posted: 15 Mar 2011 06:30

Would fuck all day long ;)

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