About overmykneenow


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1. Your "Master"
2. Your "daddy"
3. Your therapist

Anything else, just ask.

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Topic: Celebs that are considered HOT to many but not you
Posted: 13 Jan 2017 14:25

Tom Cruise
Orlando Bloom
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler

Glad I didn't make that list

Topic: PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted: 25 Nov 2016 03:43

Thank you for the suggestions.

We don't use the forum software for our signup process, it's custom.

Gav has a long to-do list. It all helps to make the site more spam proof at the end of the day.

We'll probably do away with the trial bronze memberships. That will stop spammers in their tracks if they can't use any of the site features.

For each of us, receiving spam like this is at most a mild inconvenience. The most concerning thing about it is that it could potentially cripple the site.

I was watching these accounts on Tuesday: it seemed that at any time a dozen of them were marked as online. Given their behaviour I'd say that these aren't the work of bots but real people sat in a room in some part of the world where the pennies received from affiliate schemes can give some kind of meagre existence. Filters struggle against real people, so you're probably best going with your option of limiting new/non-paying users. Maybe remove the option of adding links to messages - as with new forum users.

Topic: stupid I am not a robot
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 21:33

Have talked to alot of people on lush and most are having problems with it. Why do they need it does a robot pay ? Really guys get rid of it.I can't send pics or messages to my friends.

You do realise you're not allowed to have two accounts - even if you pay for them. https://www.lushstories.com/laurawantsome

Topic: I'm not a robot dam it
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 10:25

using vista , yhe box never is there on my laptop so I can't click on it. but do see it on my phone and tablet,

Vista is no longer supported by modern browsers. Give serious thought to updating your operating system to avoid any security issue.

Topic: PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 09:35

Might want to add a captcha to the sign up page.

By my reckoning you've had over 3000 new fake accounts set up today alone - if they all start spamming at once the server's going to grind to a halt

Topic: Is the poppy a political symbol?
Posted: 11 Nov 2016 10:22

The poppy isn't banned because it's a political symbol, it's banned because it is a personal statement. FIFA didn't come up with that rule, an organisation called IFAB did. True FIFA make up half of IFAB but the other half is made up of the football associations of England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales.

The game will have a minute's silence, anthems will be sung, members of the armed services will be guests of honour, poppies will be everywhere - except for the shirts.

The outrage about the poppies is bullshit cooked up by sections of the political right and the media looking to make people madder about something that is fast losing its meaning. This is not a tradition for football teams to wear poppies on shirts, it's something clubs started doing about FIVE years ago. I repeat - it's bullshit.

To answer your question: yes, I think it is a political symbol now. It must be to get so many people outraged. I haven't worn a poppy this year for the first since I can remember. For me it's becoming a symbol co-opted by the sort of people who support the kind of tyranny those men died trying to defeat

Topic: PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted: 07 Nov 2016 08:38

If you, and others who encounter these spammers, report them, we will snuff them out a lot quicker.

Unfortunately there are a lot of people who try and leech off popular sites like this, and there's little we can do about it, other than react as fast as we can.

EDIT: It would probably be a good idea if we add a "spam" or other appropriate symbol, on the online chat and black box interfaces, with a confirmation pop up (in case you press the button by accident).

In the meantime, is it best to use the "Report profile" button?

Topic: Let's stop using this sexist trope of referring to any woman as someone's wife, mother, daug
Posted: 01 Nov 2016 09:42

It's a useful mash-up of dog-whistle sexism, logical fallacy and the type of "think of the children" rhetoric designed to whip up moral outrage.

It's right up there with bullshit like "I want my country back" and meninism

Topic: If this was Donald Trump...
Posted: 31 Oct 2016 09:54

The first arrest for voter fraud. OH WHAT? It was a Republican!!!


Can you imagine the headlines if Hillary groped as many men as Trump did women? How about if she said, "Grab 'em by the dick."?

What if Hillary ripped off a few thousand working class people of their entire savings by running a fake university? Like Trump did!

Did someone mention voter fraud?


Topic: If this was Donald Trump...
Posted: 31 Oct 2016 09:48

We will never agree. I didn't pick these flawed candidates. They're not the two I would have chosen.

Both have problems and I'm not sure what the answer is. Hillary is as corrupt as the come. We will have to agree to disagree.

I'm not a fan of the Clinton's. I was not a fan of Obama. But, I wasn't a fan of George Bush and his father either.


Firstly, I don't need your agreement to disagree with you.

Secondly, you know exactly what your answer is. You're going to vote for Trump. You would prefer a lying, racist, misogynist over someone who used a wrong email account and chose public defender as a career path.

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