About overmykneenow

Things I'm not:

1. Your "Master"
2. Your "daddy"
3. Your therapist

Anything else, just ask.

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Topic: How many Lush users have you revealed your real identity to? How did it go?
Posted: 08 Aug 2016 21:01

The article mentioned in that post is down.

Hardly surprising, in fact it's probably for the best.

Topic: How many Lush users have you revealed your real identity to? How did it go?
Posted: 08 Aug 2016 13:52

Just re-read what I posted on this thread four years ago. I've been here too long.

Best advice: the only people you should ever tell stuff to are people who don't want to know

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 05 Aug 2016 14:05

I think this is funny, but I am not quite sure I get it . . .

That pretty much encapsulates why I'm so amazing.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 05 Aug 2016 08:43

Did you mean 'How about a couple's profile setting?'

Can you give an example of how a 'couple' profile would be different to a regular profile? What additional functionality would be required?

Couples accounts: for guys who would rather pretend they have a bisexual partner rather than pretend to be a bisexual bikini model

Topic: If there's any story mods
Posted: 19 Jun 2016 10:03

Why say "mentally state" when you could say "think". That way, no one has to work out what you mean.

Personally, internal dialogue is lazy writing. Show readers what your characters are thinking, don't tell them. There are some great articles online that can give you some great examples of how to write in a more "show, don't tell" style.

Topic: Why are attractive guys so boring?
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 14:16

It usually feels like the guys who look the best don't know how to keep a conversation going
Yeah, but like… you know… that. Know what I mean?

Topic: how would you react?
Posted: 03 Jun 2016 08:30

Content you want? Here you go! And you are totally correct on the three sides to every story.... There's your side, my side and the TRUTH!!!

Here is but just one of the threads.... Go have a gander yourself

CONTEXT, sweetie, not content.

All you've shown is a pile of internet sniping. This is obviously MASSIVELY IMPORTANT to you but, seriously, no one gives a rat's crap. What you call "DEFENDING" is most likely "COUNTER-ATTACKING" or even better "ESCALATING". There is a difference, drama queens don't tend to care about that though - they have their agenda and they stick to it.

You've been bursting to get this stuff out there, "LOOK EVERYONE, NEW DRAMA!!!!!!". Seriously, no one fucking cares.

Topic: how would you react?
Posted: 03 Jun 2016 07:01

I am sooo very curious as to when DEFENDING yourself has turned into bullying? I know the REAL victim in this situation because I bought her a gold to help her hide from the harassment she was getting!!! Those of you who know me, know I don't sugar coat anything and I usually keep to myself and avoid all the drama creating individuals here on lush. When I saw this thread my jaw dropped and I went to the TRUE victim to get permission to post my thoughts here .... She finally granted it. There are two sides to every story.... And in my experience usually the one crying wolf has something to hide... Just sayin! I have decided to take Mr. Felix's advice. Below you will find a few snippets here from lush from the one "claiming" victim! I have left out the bloody knifes and truly violent posts out of respect for the victim....

Finally! What's the point of pathetic web feuds if we can't all watch you behaving like kids? I'm glad your side is finally being represented in this, up to now one-sided version of literally-no-one-gives-a-fuck-about events.

Your dossier of screen-grabs is eye-opening and I'm glad you weren't tempted to spoil the narrative with the unnecessary inclusion of context.

Everyone knows that people who have trouble with drama queens ARE drama queens. Everyone also knows the fact there are THREE sides to any story.

Topic: how would you react?
Posted: 31 May 2016 07:09

Lately I have discovered more that the forum seems to be a place to harass and troll and sadly 'bully'
Lush in general is supposed to be a fun place and a safe one but its not for some people
Maybe I'll sound like I am whining but this actually isn't I think people need to speak up and I think people need to realize that they
actually do not know the person in real life or what they are going through..We all need to be responsible for our actions
People can say over and over again '' This is a sex site'' but what difference does that actually make?

What you would call a "concerned friend" I would call a shit stirrer. She's just giving whoever's attacking you a platform. Be very wary of people like this, while they may even believe they're acting in your best interest, they're really acting for their own interest. I bet any money they're the sort of people who say they don't come on here for drama but somehow, miraculously, seem to attract it anyway.

These people also have a habit of trying to get friends involved in whatever shitty little pointless dispute they have on the forums. They talk about a culture of bullying. A lot. The terms troll and bully and freely thrown around in every online community or social network, the truth is anyone who tries to take advantage of a weakness for their own gain is a bully, be it an angry enemy or a so-called concerned friend.

You're here for no one's amusement but your own. The beauty of this place is the only baggage you have to carry is the stuff you bring with you. Travel light.

Posted: 25 May 2016 04:51

It's really quite simple, if you work and improve your writing ability and put together high-quality stories , you will start getting RRs. Whining, crying, and complaining in The Forum is just wasting time you could spend working toward making yourself a better writer.

All good advice but along with your previous post on this thread you've happily ignored the fact that people who are more socially active on this site get more views. Nothing you've said changes my opinion that the more moderators you can get to look at your stuff, the more likely you are to receive an RR.

You said yourself - the verifiers are pushed hard, so if they're reading something on Lush it's either something in the queue or something they already have an interest in reading. If they're reading something randomly on the home page they may as well be reading something in the queue. For the majority of quality authors, whose material will be passed without much problem, the only mod that will ever see a piece of work is the mod who verified it. Unless you can get the interest of other mods, your story will soon be lost amongst all the others.

I've not written in two years for this site, my last story got an RR months after it was published. If you're relying on the approving mod to recommend it, you're relying on the luck of the draw. The verifier for that last story actually scored it a 4 (which she was, of course, perfectly entitled to do).

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