Forum posts made by paman

Topic Naughty Halloween customs
Posted 14 Oct 2017 08:20

Haloween would be a lot more exciting if these trick-or-treaters came to the door Too true! Though someone has suggested to me that the gift of choice for the little wonders is to offer Brussels sprouts coated in chocolate. dontknow

Topic Contraception
Posted 18 Sep 2017 06:50

When needed, condoms.

Topic Sex during her period
Posted 08 Sep 2017 09:32

So long as she was happy with the situation, I was willing.

Topic Sexy Sentiments * What's your favorite?
Posted 23 Aug 2017 09:35

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me. Please?

Topic Orgasm vs Ejaculation
Posted 11 Aug 2017 05:17

Guys....can you have an orgasm without ejaculating?
Yes, I have experienced this.
It hasn't happened very often and when it has happened it was generally with a second or subsequent orgasm in a series of orgasms.
It has also happened when I have been unwell, though, for the life of me, I can't remember what the ailment was.

Topic Why are high heels so hot while having sex?
Posted 10 Aug 2017 09:42

No thank you to high heels after we've reached the bed. They can be uncomfortable and or get in the way, so I prefer them to be removed as we take to the bed.

Topic Guys, be honest: can breasts get too big?
Posted 07 Aug 2017 03:46


....
Ok sorry I can't resist.....

A guy goes into the lingerie store to get a gift for his wife. The sales lady asked him her size and he had no idea what she meant and she tried to explain but like most guys the numbers and letters meant little.

So the sales lady asked him ... "well, are the like melons, or cantaloupe". and he said ... "smaller" ....

Then she asked ... "grapefruit" and he said... "smaller"

"How about apples" .... "smaller" was the response

Then she looked at him and said .... "Eggs" ....

The man got excited and said, "yeah, scrambled"


SORRY Embarassed

ciao
hello2
In the other story in the same class, the sales lady asks "what cup size are they? Egg, tea or challenge?"

Personally, I prefer them somewhere between tea and challenge. But always I like them in proportion to the lady's other attributes.

Topic Do guys think the British accent is sexy?
Posted 01 Aug 2017 08:46

In both MA and CA I have been asked 'do you speak like that all the time?'

When I asked what was meant the response on both occasions was 'surely when you first wake up you speak normally, like us, and it's only when you get fully awake that you use the quaint British accent?'

On both occasions I had to convince the questioner that for me a British accent, whether quaint or not, was the default setting. They both seemed amazed.

On other occasions in both MA and CA I have been requested to 'just say something, your accent is amazing!'

I suppose it's true - it takes all sorts.....

Topic What does it feel like to have a boner?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 09:51

I've always been curious. How would you describe the feeling? Does it hurt to have a hard cock or does it feel pleasurable?


It can be uncomfortable, or even hurt, if the boner occurs when clothed since the clothing may restrict the inevitable increase in volume. Hence the need to adjust the position of the growing member so it takes up a comfortable position.

Once the comfortable position is achieved then the feeling is one of increased sensitivity which is normally accompanied with pleasurable feelings. I say 'normally' because, as you can imagine, there may be occasions when the arousal is not really appropriate in which case the pleasurable feelings can be outweighed by feelings of embarrassment.

Topic Hey guys! Does it really matter what the girl looks like?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 08:22

Maybe the authoress Agatha Christie had a point when she said it was good to marry an archaeologist, as the older you get the more interested they get in you. And 'yes', she was married to an archaeologist!

Topic One or both nipples pierced
Posted 12 Jul 2017 09:22

I have one pierced, my right nipple. I got it done on that side because in my job, I pick up children and hold them on my left hip, so I got it done on the right side so I didn't cause more pain or friction than was necessary.

That makes perfect sense - thanks..........

Topic One or both nipples pierced
Posted 10 Jul 2017 02:16

Some ladies have one nipple pierced, others have both pierced.

When only one is pierced, is there any significance to whether it's the left one or right one?

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 07:00

Very much a turn on. As others have written, I find it a compliment that indicates that I have made the lady 'happy'.

Topic Which of the 7 activities have you accomplished?
Posted 06 Jul 2017 09:49

By #, which of the 7 activities have you accomplished? Protected sex is allowed to be counted.

1. Cum in a women's pussy
2. Cum in a women's ass
3. Cum in a women's mouth
4. Cum in a man's mouth
5. Cum in a man's ass
6. Have a man cum in your mouth
7. Have a man cum in your ass

Me = #'s 1,2,3,4. Looking to complete the rest real soon.


Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no.

Results with which I am, and will remain, totally happy.

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 28 Jun 2017 09:46

Many, many years ago - Noah was still building canoes - my then girl friend (now my wife) and I went to a strip club.
There was only one stripper and she danced to the Stones hit 'I can't get no satisfaction'.
Her final reveal was to remove her bra.
What was revealed was later accurately described as 'like two Aspirins on an ironing board'.
Result: an audience stunned into silence.

Topic Special Request
Posted 20 Jun 2017 07:05

Alternatively, try //https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26544_sweet-sexy-panties.aspx

Topic What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted 20 Jun 2017 07:03

Let me assure you that when you get to a certain age there are only 'younger girls'.......

Topic Do guys like it when a woman wears lingerie?
Posted 07 Jun 2017 09:42

Underwear that fits well and has enough material to cover the essentials, but is brief enough to be enticing - Oh! Yes! Please!

Topic Which side do you hang?
Posted 27 May 2017 02:11

"Sir, which side do you dress?"
"Over by the window."

Topic Longest fuck session/most orgasms
Posted 22 May 2017 06:07

The question, and some of the replies, reminded me of an adage applicable to men that I first saw many years ago:
30 years old: tri-weekly
50 years old: try weekly
70 years old: try weakly

Topic Guys do you like a womens pussy shaved, trimmed, or natural?
Posted 12 May 2017 06:43

Do you like a womens pussy shaved, trimmed , or natural.

Yes, but regardless of the tonsure I like it to be clean.

Topic Which side do you hang?
Posted 10 May 2017 01:08

I too, dress to the left.

Topic Guys having there nipples played with.
Posted 13 Apr 2017 02:37

No thank you - my nipples provide no sexual stimulation at all, for me.

Topic Have you had sex with someone you not suppose to,e.g wife of a friend,married co-worker etc ?
Posted 05 Mar 2017 10:20

Yes, but I'm sorry I'm going to leave you without details...........

Topic Her orgasm or yours?
Posted 16 Feb 2017 09:49

Without a shadow of doubt, hers first, and sometimes second and then third as it happens to me.

Topic Wife’s secret friendship with a man.
Posted 06 Feb 2017 09:34

It's less than 24 hours since your first post and you're asking some pretty thought provoking questions. If I'm going to offer advice on something like this I'd like time to think it through somewhat.

OK?

Topic teen or milf
Posted 21 Dec 2016 07:40

Teen or MILF? Yes

Or did you want me to select one or the other?

And am I to assume that both are 'available' at the same time and I have the choice?

In which case 'teen' or 'MILF' would probably be an attribute and not a selection criterion.

Topic non-genital orgasm
Posted 19 Dec 2016 09:31

Many years ago a lady of my acquaintance could and did have orgasms whilst dancing.

Topic Have you had sex with someone you not suppose to,e.g wife of a friend,married co-worker etc ?
Posted 23 Nov 2016 09:48

Oh yes, but sorry: no details.............

Topic Cock rings
Posted 08 Nov 2016 07:56


It works ok for him (and me!) but he says it sort of makes him stuffy in the nose and he tends to have mild headches after using it.

A couple of paracetamol will deal with the headache and won't prejudice the effect of the cialis.