About PhilU

Biography

My background is in hard (no pun intended) sciences, so sometimes I write stories as a creative outlet. Mostly writing for my own amusement about what interests me. Somehow those stories seem to involve quite a lot of sex (how does that happen?) Quite a few years ago, I used to read rec.arts.erotica and alt.sex.stories.moderated, and wrote a few stories which I decided needed to be polished more (and more) before letting others see them (so I never did send anything off). Years later, I find myself divorced and starting to write again, and perhaps being slightly less of a perfectionist, so I thought maybe I might share a few stories.

Still a bit of a perfectionist, though, and becoming very aware that there are some brilliant writers on Lush who put my own work to shame, so if anyone has time to provide any constructive criticism, then that would be very welcome!

I generally prefer stories which happen to contain sex, or at least where the characters have a reason to be having sex, so that's what I'm trying to write.

Oh, and the avatar's not me, but the resemblance is uncanny. Well, except that he has muscles and confidence. But we're both Australian!

Name:
Phil Udont-needtoknow
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Libra
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Interests:
Playing football (which some ignorant Aussies sometimes call soccer) - I'd rather watch Aussie rules football, but don't like getting hurt enough to play that...and occasionally trying to keep in shape - gym, jogging etc. Getting to the beach or bushwalking (that translates as hiking/rambling/tramping). Also been exploring meditation and yoga recently.
Favorite Books:
Umm, how to narrow it down? Perhaps a toss-up between The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and The Outsider (L'Etranger) by Camus... not sure what that says about me?
Favorite Authors:
All time favourite is probably the late, great Terry Pratchett, but also like to read the classics.
Favorite Movies:
Favourite is "Life of Brian", but watch a wide range of movies... probably more arthouse than Hollywood, and probably more likely something light and funny than something intending to terrify me.
Favourite TV Shows:
Anything but "reality" TV...
Favorite Music:
Should I mention that I was a child of the 80s? Umm, perhaps not...
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Topic: President Trump Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize by Norwegian Lawmakers
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 15:05

If anyone cares, the reasons Obama won are given at - https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/2009/press.html . In part, it says:

'The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples... The Committee endorses Obama's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges." '

It doesn't mention his race. He didn't win it because he's black; he won it, in part, because he was not George W. After a president who ignored the UN and launched a war in Iraq (based on lies, and ultimately making the region less stable), Obama seemed like a breath of fresh air. Ultimately, he didn't deliver much for all his 'extraordinary efforts'.

But it's not as though the Nobel Peace Prize has a proud history...

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." - Tom Lehrer.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jun 2018 06:05

Evening all! My day got off to an unexpectedly nice start... and then was a bit expectedly less-than-nice for quite a while (aka work), but now it's picking up again. Just wanted to drop by and thank all those who helped out a late entrant to the comp, and say congrats to the Rump regulars and irregulars who did well in the comp (which is everyone who entered really, coz the stories were great) and especially the irregular MadMartigan (I mean that as a compliment - his stories are never regular, normal or boring!)

And I'll buy the next round for everyone (he says, having carefully chosen a quiet time of day to make the offer...) Make mine a beer.

I'm heading off to bed but wanted to congratulate Phil on placing in the top three and put his drink on me. All the stories I read were great and I'm sure the judges had a difficult time as always. I'll have some hot tea and need off for the night.

Aw, thanks so much, Tonya. Better make that two beers then. <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted: 13 Jun 2018 15:12

Wow. I had a crack at reading all the entries to this comp and, given the quality of the entries, was hoping that maybe I might crack the top 10. I'm most honoured (and more than a little surprised) to have cracked the top 3.

Big congrats to MadMartigan for a first place after so many great comp entries that no one else could have written. He's one of a kind! And congrats to the so-called "Wannabe". And congrats also to all those who rounded out the top 10... and to those who created some really great stories but didn't quite make the list this time.

Last, but not least, thanks to Nicola and the judges who make these competitions happen. They're always a lot of fun... and deadlines may just motivate me to actually hit that 'publish' button. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: What sports do you watch? What teams do you root for?
Posted: 10 Jun 2018 00:16

Just the usual sorts of sports... Aussie rules, cricket, rugby if pressed, football (soccer) when the World Cup is on (which is apparently really soon - it's sneaking up on me), but I don't really root for any team.

'Root' kind of means something different around these parts... an act that gets talked about a lot on this site, but not (yet) in this thread.

Hence, this delicate Aussie love song:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xIYyVAwO7pU?ecver=2

Incidentally, I did once get told by a young American woman doing an exchange year at an Aussie Uni that she "might be living in Australia, but still be rooting for the US at the Olympics". To her credit, she did get suspicious when I laughed for a while, then offered to help with her training...

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 06 Jun 2018 15:28

Greetings all. Just seeing if I can squeeze a 'Congrats on page 1000' message in, or if it will have to be 'Congrats on page 1001'. Quite an achievement either way. Coffee time here... I'll have it any which way (yes, still talking about coffee). Intravenously would probably be ideal this morning...

Topic: Please use the block function!
Posted: 06 Jun 2018 15:21



12) the i have a goddamned headache listening to you motherfuckers bitching about everything block - only usable by sprite. blocks every single post on the entire site.



Meh. I have one of those too... I just press that little 'x' on the edge of the lush tab. Some people should try it occasionally...

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 31 May 2018 06:02


PhilU's entry has well over 10 comments so he should be in good shape, vote-wise.



Yes, thanks for the extra pimping there, Bill. And thanks to all those who have checked it out. Good luck to all the Rumplations regulars (and irregulars) who entered. I'll make an outrageous tip - there'll be a first-time winner this time (unless I'm missing someone, I don't think that any previous comp winners have entered this time).

Ill have whatever Bertha still has concentrated in the depths of its artificial soul. Im in that interminable wait while chapter 2 my Theia Chronicles is moderated. Why can't these people be up at 4 am just in case I post something?


We have mods in many different time zones so we could, in theory, have you covered. Unfortunately, some of the mods are a bit lazy...

And with that, I'm off to bed. Maybe just time for a nightcap... maybe beer?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 30 May 2018 17:39



Hello Mr Phil.

I am working my way through the last few stories in the comp. I will get to yours a little later tonight. But as you know I am sure, those of us that entered can not help you with votes. They will be stripped away as soon as the mods and counsel get their hands on the stories. I will of course leave a nice comment as soon as I read it. I am sure it is very good coming from you. Good luck in the comp.

Why thank you Mr Jim. It was my understanding that all votes count for the first hurdle and only after that do votes from fellow competitors get stripped out before looking at average scores (so people can't tactically vote down stories they think might beat them... although I'm sure almost no one on this site would do such a thing).

If so, then I've cleared the first hurdle, thanks to Verbal and ITM. So their drinks are on me... actually, drinks all around. But I'd better just have coffee. And I'm going to try to read all the comp entries... Just made a late start to reading then.

Of course, I could be wrong. I'm just the most junior of junior mods, so I don't know much, but I know I love sprite...

*runs for cover*

Topic: Phallic symbols
Posted: 30 May 2018 06:41

This newsreader's jacket caused a bit of a stir a few years back...

https://upload.lushstories.com/1615428889-d74038dcf55b4b7a121d4ef8b446adcbb0557cba.jpg

Topic: Guaranteed minimum income
Posted: 30 May 2018 05:18


It doesn't matter what welfare system you have, someone's going to try to game it.

Yes, although a universal basic income approach is relatively hard to game - everyone gets it. Of course, then someone has to pay for it, so you need a tax system. And whatever the tax system, someone's going to try to game it. And multinational corporations are going to try to play it off against other nations' tax systems, but that might be a topic for another thread...

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