About Ping


I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes those places are deeply disturbing and embrace the darkly comedic, misanthrope in me. Those travels can and frequently do evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, World Cup, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Spiced Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Grosse Pointe Blank, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, Garden State, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, Garden State, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Nov 2018 03:24

Morning all. Grey and damp here which is par for the course.

So the only thing to do is de-sludge Big Bertha, get herbup and running again and stick the kettle on for tea. Rumps, we've run out of washing up liquid again! I'll just rinse out those mugs.

Tea, coffee, hot chocolate anyone? With a lacing of Beaver's Breath Brandy to keep out the chill!

Oh Dear Lord, help me. Gill, if you are listening...

When Ms. Galore said grey and damp, my dirty mind went elsewhere. <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

And then, Beaver's breath. Seriously Rump?!? <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Snowing here. Love it. Bring. It. ON.

Couldn't sleep so I'm proofing Chapter 9 of How Far Do We Go? Things got super hot in Chapter 8 after a lengthy build-up. We're now rockin' and rollin'.

Whatever you got that's hot will do, Ms. Galore. Thanks for being here and setting things up.

EDIT: BTW... when I hear myself say, Ms. Galore, I sound like James Bond. When you respond, I hear Miss Moneypenny, not Pussy Galore saying, Ping. Funny how one's mind works. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_shhh.gif" alt="Shhh">

Topic: Does sucking a sweaty cock bother you or would you prefer it?
Posted: 15 Nov 2018 07:48


You, my dear, are no smooth operator. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 18:21

Why are you posting spiders? Why can't you post dresses and hairstyles and jewellery and cake? I need to write. Also need to read.

Tea, please.

P.s. I am really a very nice girl and only learned passively about teabagging from a comedian named Jack Whitehall. Ping and sprite are to blame for any untoward drama in the winter adventure thread

For Hannah:

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Topic: Does sucking a sweaty cock bother you or would you prefer it?
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 17:07

Aw no, G is awesome!! One of my favourite guys here actually ( even with his sweaty cock! lol )

Sweaty PENIS. I prefer you call it, penis. Many times in a sultry voice. Now say it together with Lynn, “We like to suck Ping’s sweaty penis.”

Good. Now say it again.

<img src="/images/emoticons/3some.gif" alt="3some"> <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Does sucking a sweaty cock bother you or would you prefer it?
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 14:17

please, Please, PLEASE let it be TRULY unknown! Eek!

(Just keep Ping out of this conversation!)

Well now... I thought I heard someone mention my name. Let me waddle up the stairs and we can more closely examine this question. One flight should do it.

<img src="/images/emoticons/b229.gif" alt="b229"> <img src="/images/emoticons/kekekegay.gif" alt="kekekegay">

Topic: Announcing our "Winter Adventure" Competition, with a whopping $500 1st Place Prize!
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 13:26

Ae you now just going to random threads to find an excuse to post this disgusting picture?

Blame Hannah. She brought it up. I'm just piggy-backing (Is that another thing?) on her mention. And we drink tea at Rumps. Sprite mentioned tea pot. It all goes hand-in-hand (Is that also another thing?) So many things to keep track of. SMH. Anyway... back to writing... kids will be home soon.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 13:19

Actually, I am kind of fond of wolfies. Got them in my garden. Rarely see them piggybacking the babies, though. Now dock spiders on the other hand...<img src="/images/emoticons/club.gif" alt="club">

I've never seen these guys before. Dock Spiders AKA Fishing Spiders. Fangs. Venom. Invertebrates that eat vertebrates. Their baby sack carries 1000 eggs. Damn it. Keep them in Ontario.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 11:25

* shudders *

My latent arachnophobia has been triggered.

This should help pull the trigger.


Wolf Spiders should be killed with --- everyone together --- a can of Lysol and a lighter. Brooms need not apply.

Look at all those babies scatter!


Some smelling salts for Mr. Seeker, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 11:11


Admit it. You said, "Ah, aren't they cute. They're playing."

You even smiled a wee bit, didn't you? BTW... I think the cat's name is Sprite. <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 09:49

https://upload.lushstories.com/184755607-tea pup cat.gif

Barkeep, just a cup of hot water please. I brought my own tea bag.

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