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I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes those places are deeply disturbing and embrace the darkly comedic, misanthrope in me. Those travels can and frequently do evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, World Cup, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Spiced Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Grosse Pointe Blank, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, Garden State, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, Garden State, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jan 2019 11:09

Larry and Hannah, well done you two. I had picked the top four finalists in no particular order, but how the heck do the judges decide between them? Nasty business. I couldn’t do it. Super glad to see Mags win.

Verbs, that Friends thing sounds like a lot of fun. Different from improv, but I suspect it might have that campfire feeling to it.

Agreed. Except for the one on tray liners and placemats in family restaurants, I don’t think I’ve ever finished a crossword puzzle. This is puzzling since I know, and have had many, cross words.<img src="/images/emoticons/cussing.gif" alt="cussing">

Have a groovy day everyone!

G - out.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Winter Adventure" Story Competition
Posted: 15 Jan 2019 10:56

Team Prague!!!<img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Congrats Mags! Unlike the clairvoyant Verbs, I don’t know how the judges could pick a winner. The Top Four were the same I had chosen, but how the heck do you decide between them?

And who can forget the “Ah’s”, or the family time head-in-the-toilet, or dear, sweet Persephone, or that poor violin?

Great stuff!

Topic: Just wondering...
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 19:55

<img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

No, can’t recall ever doing so. However...

I once had a dream that I had a chrome-plated, 18” penis that was called, The Cannon.

Sorry, and you are welcome. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 18:34

El Chapo is going to spend most of the rest of his life in a Federal penitentiary.

Ironically, enclosed behind a very tall fence.

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 17:09

What I think I'm reading when you post "the first compromise, must then come from the Republicans" is what I think of as a concession. As I understand it, a compromise in this dispute would be a settlement reached by each side making concessions.

The only mechanism I'm aware of to force an end to the shutdown without the President's approval would be for both chambers of Congress to pass the spending bill, and then override the President's veto with a two-thirds vote in each chamber.

Good luck with the ice cream thing!

Firstly, and most importantly, thank you for the well wishes on my ice cream. It is a sore spot with us. The Sleds on Boston , in his Language Arts class. I just read the book with him to discuss the passage he is supposed to write - a first person, present day (1774) experience during the Winter of 1774 in Boston. Not really related, but pretty cool stuff. Not a lot of lobster backs here, but we do do a lot of sledding, so he could relate to it. But there is an us and against theme in the book too.

I copied this from someplace I did not vet, so hopefully, these definitions, and the words' differences are correct.

"As nouns the difference between concession and compromise is that concession is the act of conceding , especially that of defeat while compromise is the settlement of differences by arbitration or by consent reached by mutual concessions .

Wow. So, mutual concessions? Maybe?

Are the two main things the liberals are digging their heels in about, the wall and the reallocation of disaster relief funds? Nyet to both.

Is the wall the main thing that the conservatives are digging their heels in for?

I don't know the exact numbers for the House and the Senate, but it seems unlikely that a two-thirds vote would occur in the Senate. Maybe with growing public pressure, but how long would that take? With how much damage done to how many?

El Chapo and his gang just said that walls wouldn't stop them. I've watched Narcos. I've seen Sicario - both of them. I believe in the ingenuity of a drug dealer. Maybe, traffickers should be consulted with this matter. <img src="/images/emoticons/588-rolleyes.gif" alt="588-rolleyes">

Do we need to bring Tom Cruise into this, to speak to the conservatives on behalf of the liberals - "Help me, help you?"

North Korea got Dennis Rodman.

Things look dire, but I'll stick with there has got to be a better way. Others, much smarter than me are hopefully working on that. If DT is as narcissistic and childish as some say he is, then there won't be a compromise or concession, as long as he is in the WH. Is that the answer to solve this riddle? Have DT removed? Is that Mueller's long game? Are the liberals putting all of their eggs in that POTUS-removal-from-the-oval-office basket?

Gosh, I hope not.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 15:27

Into the Spiderverse is EASILY the best Marvel movie I have ever seen. Endlessly creative and original and even a little subversive.

We had a blast of a weekend. Mildly hung over now.

Köffêè please. Thanks for setting things up, Curves.

Damn it. I vowed no more Marvel as I did Star Wars. I caved on Solo yesterday, and stopped watching it. Silly, weak me. But saying Spiderverse is EASILY the best Marvel movie ever, I’ve got to reconsider my position on this. Grrr.

Köffêè for me too, please. Best ever, eh? I’m a gunna hold you to that, Mr. Verbs. <img src="/images/emoticons/toast.gif" alt="toast">

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 15:20

Her hairdresser is better than the President's.

<img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 15:19

Of course there's a better way to protect borders than a static wall. The compromise I proposed would fix the current partial government shutdown (I think the judiciary runs out of money this week) today.

How long do you think it will take to design a better system? Months? Years?

I don't know any guvies who aren't getting paid, but I do know some contractors who aren't and who won't be until the shutdown ends. And guess what? After they've used up their PTO and make-work, they're not going to get paid, and they won't get back pay when the shut down does end, unlike the guvies.

I don't know how you figure any military invasion of NA could happen, but I'd like to read about it.

<img src="/images/emoticons/Lwinking.gif" alt="Lwinking">

Sorry, shouldn’t have started down my China-will-eventually-dominate-the-world and The Russians Are Coming paranoias. If my abilities ever improve, maybe I’ll write about it. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny"> Maybe even next Lush Competition.

Damn, I never even thought about those non-government workers not getting paid. Egad. That’s horrible on top of horrible.

So, if I now understand you correctly, you’ve said there are better ways to secure a border than a static wall. Then, better is better, yes?

The compromise, or at least the first compromise, must then come from the Republicans, if I understand this, and what you’ve said correctly. DT said wall or nothing. Dems say, no go, Joe. No wall for you. And we say that there is a better way.

I wonder if there is a mechanism, even if Trump and his Republicans still refuse, that enables this shutdown to be forced to end without WH/DT doing it first, and without wall funding?

Can the shutdown end, with both sides agreeing to hear the other side’s concerns, and work to better the system to protect the country’s borders?

If given this opportunity, would liberals, as stated in this thread’s heading, disprove it and demonstrate that they are serious about protecting the country’s borders? Does that look like bipartisan work to expedite improving the security and immigration systems?

Will Ben & Jerry ever sell Vanilla Bean ice cream in my part of the world? Seriously guys, why Vanilla? You send us every other flavour but that one, yet it’s rated one of the best vanilla bean ice cream on the market. I’m forced to make my own, which is probably better, but probably costs me $50 to make a couple of pints.

Hmm... I wonder if my ice cream rant is analogous to anything wall, immigration, or border security?

This has been a great thread to read and participate in. Thank you everyone.

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 13:29

You asked if there was another way, "I don't know, so I'm asking. Is there another way?"

I said there was, "Compromise"

You asked what I thought that looked like, "What does that look like to you?", and I explained what I thought that looked like.

You asked how that could be financed, "Where does the money come from to pay for this?", and I explained that the Treasury would finance it.

That is how the public debt is funded .

You've now changed your question to ask if I think the wall would "work" or "do what it's supposed to do"?

I guess you're done with your first question.

Sadly, no. I’ll keep questioning, including my first one.

I agree, compromise is the way. It is usually the way. That’s how democracy is supposed to work. I also agree with what Buz said in that a better system is required. Asking questions, then listening to the answers without prejudging, is a start to understanding.

But putting aside politics and the question of where the money would come from to finance a wall, leaves the question of a wall’s effectiveness versus improving the existing system or formulating another non-wall answer.

Is there a better way to protect all borders? There has got to be. For decades, embracing democracy seemed to be the answer. The 49th parallel is a prime example of democracy in action, or inaction. Both have worked well for Canada and the US.

Sorry to briefly digress, but I have an even greater concern and that is with both Russia and China. The China concern is for a different thread, but if Russia wanted to, they could blitzkrieg their butts through our Country, with some resistance, but they could park their military on the Canadian side of the 49th parallel. Absorbing Canadian resources is just one of many reasons they would consider invading Canada. Being a little closer to the US of A is another. How does a country protect two massive borders then?

Can’t see that happening with physical presence and might. Although the process is flawed, diplomacy is peaceful. I don’t know. What, if anything, has Mexico and countries south of her, done to assist the curbing of illegal immigration? What has Mexico done to jointly protect their shared border with the US? I don’t know. Is that part of an improved process to cost-share and if needed, penalize those countries for illegal immigration?

I still have lots of questions.

Topic: Why are liberals so dead set against the United States acting to better secure its borders?
Posted: 13 Jan 2019 11:14

They (Trump, Pelosi, Schumer, all of them ) don't care about how they'll finance anything. The Treasury will just issue another few billion dollars in promissory notes.
The federal budget deficit was $779 billion in fiscal year 2018 .
Okay, I’ve come to the right place. You seem to have all the answers <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

But seriously, if the funds can be found, which they probably can through another debt financing mechanism, do you feel and/or believe a wall could be constructed that could do, what those that want a wall, what they want it to do? Will it keep people out?

I wonder if the wall would become a symbol and focus of constant attack. Blow torches, charges, and anything that can be used, might be used, to bring it down in mocking.

We saw that happen on Games of Thrones, so it must be possible. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

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