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I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes those places are deeply disturbing and embrace the darkly comedic, misanthrope in me. Those travels can and frequently do evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Dark Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


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Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 24 May 2018 17:25

Roses are red
Lynn’s ridin’ my ass
Sending black boxes
Filled with her sass

So here you go
Ya whiny old cow
My contribution
You dun happy now?

Oops... :-"

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 May 2018 21:00


Hot day. Phew. Read some wonderful things today. Waiting to hear from a Netherlands friend on the first chapter
of our collaboration. She said there are only a few, minor changes. Once she gives the green light, I can finish
Chapter Two. It's kind of a sexy, slutty whodunnit. So far, it's been a lot of fun.

Psst. Pssssst. Like my date? Kinda sexy, don't ya think? Bessie. Yup. A bit cliche. No worries.

Rum & Coke for me, and a bale of hay for the lady, please.

Who said steak?!? <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 May 2018 08:07

For the record, your beloved barkeep will not be among the contestants. Sorry about that, but my muse has grab my always enfeebled imagination by the short-hairs and departed for parts unknown.

I know, right? This is why I went the dark, metaphor route. Although the Greek masks of Melpomene (tragedy) and Thalia (comedy) were referenced as tattoos.

Who knew so many would be challenged by a mask theme? This was a very difficult write. Sorry you're not entering. You should shave down there. No opportunity
for being caught by the short hairs every again!


My kind of women. She looks ravishing in red. And Grrr... love those flight attendants...

Verbs. How can something so right, be so wrong? The average woman's head is 8.6" tall? Seriously? This is my standard. I sense you have some reluctance towards
large, curvy-headed women. Your loss, my friend. Once you go mache, you never go back

Super hot day today. Fucking yard works is screaming at me. I told it to fuck the hell off. I then awoke to a field of dandelions. I'm leaving them. The bees need them
after such a long winter.

Barkeep... A pinger please. And keep them coming... No fun trimming my grass next to the neighbors prize winning hydrangeas while sober. I need an excuse for when
she calls the cops.

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 21 May 2018 17:13

Did you ever see Everybody Wants Some ? It's another Linklater film that was released a year or two ago that is supposedly the "spiritual sequel" to Dazed and Confused . I enjoyed it as some of the characters in it reminded me of my college friends.

I haven't, but I will now. Thanks! I've seen a few of his films and really enjoy them. I don't know why I'm sounding surprised <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Another movie of it's kind is Garden State . That one I can watch over and over. Again, the soundtrack gets me, but the actors, dialogue, and
their characters are mesmerizing. It's also fun seeing a younger Jim Parsons & Natalie Portman, but not to forget Zac Braff, Peter Sarsgaard, Jean Smart,
Ron Lieberman (I've always loved) and of course, Bilbo Baggins himself, Sir Ian Holm. Wonderfully moody picture. Love it.

Thanks again for the tip!

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 21 May 2018 07:34

Forgot to mention... Dazed and Confused from 1993.

So many young stars like Matthew Mcconaughey, Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich, Adam Goldberg, etc.

I can't believe I hadn't seen this. Just happened to be on TV one night when I couldn't sleep. Brought back
so many good and bad memories - bush parties, the clothes, the cars, the music, and the weed-infused culture.

I enjoyed this movie but not as much as the movie it blatantly copied - American Graffiti , one of my all-time favs.

So many parallels. Driving around in cars. The teen struggles. The angst. The era-related soundtrack. Coming of age.

Was produced by Richard Linklater who produced the amazing, Boyhood from 2014. Kudos on both.

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 20 May 2018 18:44


Just watched HBO’s interpretation of Ray Bradbury’s, Fahrenheit 451. They changed so much from the book. I’m reserving my judgement because I liked many things that they did. However, they changed too many vital aspects. It didn’t even end the same way. Sigh... <img src="/images/emoticons/violent5.gif" alt="violent3">

Vegging right now again watching my favorite movie of 2017, Atomic Blonde. Awesome soundtrack.

Coincidentally, sexy Algerian actor, Sofia Boutella isinboth movies How does it feel, to treat me like you do... <img src="/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 May 2018 09:25

I just have to say that I have personally read every story and commented and voted on them. Given the caliber of the writings and the writers, I think the judges will have their hands full. There are several different approaches to the theme and a lot of surprising twists in them. I don't know that any of the existing stories won't make it to the cutoff. I am pretty sure they have all received the 10 votes needed. Numerous people were voting without comments. My votes are considerably higher than my comments for example. And I know given your talent, you are probably the same. I do appreciate your comments on mine. I wish there were a way for all of them to win something. They are all great in their own way.
Hey Jim , keep in mind... if you don't already know this...

Although votes are important (and please continue voting) , and the more 5's the better, the reality is that for votes to count toward qualification,
they must come from non-competition entered members . In other words, if someone has written a story for the competition, their votes DO NOT
count towards the minimum of ten votes required of someone else's story. All fellow competitor votes are manually removed when the averages are calculated for the shortlist.

Sadly, the reason being that some writers, for silly, self-serving reasons, sometimes intentionally vote less that a five, thinking they can torpedo another's story, thereby
propping up their own. El Wrongo. In fact, THOSE THAT SEE, SEE EVERYTHING! Those that partake in this dastardly voting deed are also duly noted by those that do the noting.

So, if a story has ten votes, but some of those votes are from other competitors, their story does not or will not qualify. It's really a stupid, time-consuming thing to do,
(we're all supposed to be adults) , but it was determined long ago that it was best to do this re-calculation, in order to keep things fair for all entrants. I completely agree.

Please still vote! It may not count towards the story's qualification total, but as you know, the support and feedback is always greatly appreciated.

Barkeep . Darn Capitals. Grumble. Grumble. Poor Gill. Grumble. Grumble.

Dark rum & coke for me. Shaved ice, short glass, tiny straw. Thank You!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 May 2018 08:19

Coffee please.

Oh by the way, I brought Bacon and Eggs for everyone. Step right up.


I did the same thing for the fam, but scrambled the fresh, certified organic eggs with salt, pepper, butter, cream, and our very own, garden fresh chives. Yummy!

A few slices of thick sliced, maple bacon. Yummy, the sequel.

But damn it, man! Where's your fruit?

Honeydew melon, fresh strawberries, peach slices, and apple juice to round out the rounded-out meal.

Coffee for me. None today for the kids. No school so no caffeine. Like I need them bouncing off of the walls.

Thanks for the LIT, Rump. I can already tell the kids will drive me to many of those this fine morning! <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 18 May 2018 06:47

Just watched Black Panther and Jumanji - Welcome to the Jungle .

Both had African cat themes, but I definitely preferred the latter. The kids and I
really enjoyed it.

Black Panther felt too much like a blending of other movies, including James Bond.
The scene with the research lab and the suits was too Q-like. Plus, why could some
people die and others can be saved? Too damn inconsistent.

And the bad dude.

Just too silly. Bad attitude. Bad black dude from the USA. Too cliche. I'm too burned
out on the whole, make-as-much-money-as-you-can Marvel ride. Just like Star Wars.
Will not be seeing Solo or any other bastardization. Sigh.

Against my better judgement, I really hope Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is good.
The trailer with the swimming dino in the surfing wave is just way cool.

The Incredibles 2 and Sicario - Day of the Soldado are two others I'm excited about.
LOVED Sicario. Amazing tension and cinematography. Too bad Emily Blunt isn't returning, but Josh &
Benicio are wonderful to watch. Love those dudes.

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 18 May 2018 06:32

Roses are red
Don't forget about me
Just because I can
Stand up whilst i pee

Yes, I used whilst
An older English word
Said with an accent
Quite sexy I've heard

That would be fun
All gals with accent
I'd be in heaven
With lots to repent

So glad you are better
Marie it's been tough
But now is the time
To have sex that is rough

Many gals for your pleasure
Pinching nipples, biting tits
Nibbling on pussies and bum holes
Fucking you out your wits

But as I had started
Don't forget about me
My heart is currently saddened
I've broken up with my tree

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