About Ping


I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes, those travels evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Dark Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


Date Joined:
18 Nov 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 20:10

Wow, this is incredible to me. I just counted the comp entries and there are seventy-two of them. I really can't remember that many entries in a contest before. Poetry seems to be mighty popular now a days. It will definitely take extra time to judge these.
I find these tidbits equally astonishing:
Stormdog's poem, The Game , is 1,132 words . I think that is the longest in the comp, not that size matters <img src="/images/emoticons/readsmallprint.gif" alt="Read it">

FarmerRoger's poem, Knock At My Door , has 77 comments! Chances are, he has at least as many votes. Incredible.

Tonya's poem, Daddy's Little Girl , has... are you ready for this... 4,222 views and counting!!! Absolutely amazing! I'm sure it has
something to do with her recording <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Love to see the diversity. Sadly though, Reggie did not enter. AvrgBlkGrl is the reining erotic champ. If you have not read her stuff,
do so ASAP. It's smoking hot!

Sir Barkeep! Dark rum, coke, shaved ice, short glass, skinny straw, please. My boring regular, I know.

Topic: Please wish Kee a very Happy Birthday today March 20
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 18:21

Thanks to Tonya for starting this and thanks to all of you for leaving your special thoughts. I am sure Ping has me totally mixed up with another mod, since I would never, ever tell that to a writer but he is forgiven, I love him and all of you!! <img src="/images/emoticons/love10.gif" alt="love10"> <img src="/images/emoticons/love10.gif" alt="love10"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

I had a bang up day and it is not over yet!! <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">


<img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: What are you Grateful for today?
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 18:19


Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 18:17

Roses are red
Heidi knows tarts
Legumes and beans
And loud pussy farts

<img src="/images/emoticons/bootyshake.gif" alt="bootyshake">

But this naughty gal
AKA queen of the queef
Always rides me hard
With verbal mischeef

<img src="/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7">

The ball's in your court
My lesbian friend
Try to top that
Or kiss my rear end

<img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Please wish Kee a very Happy Birthday today March 20
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 09:37


Happy Birthday to the mod that sent back a story of mine over two years ago.

She told me to, not in these words but her message was clear, learn how to fucking write and to not waste her time. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">
Again, my words, not hers. She even sent me a link telling me to learn tenses and punctuation. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

However, that embarrassment was taken to heart. Still learning, but thanks to you, I know much more about
writing than I did when I first started. Thank you! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 01:03

Now don't start giggling, but I've had a semi-serious idea. The next fiction contest should be voyeur and/or exhibition AND (this here is the key part) all entries must be submitted in the 'Flash' category.

Oh Crap. I just submitted something almost, kinda, just like this. Out of Sight, Out of Mind. Hopefully, it will be posted tomorrow.

Potholes Suck Ass!!!

Words spoken by an 8-year-old daughter. She Isn't Wrong. New Blue Storyoo.

Bill, what would be a good beverage to drink while looking at icy sidewalks? Can I have one of those?

I hope everyone that is supposed to be, is sleeping right now. I do NOT like it when I wake only two hours
into my slumber. I'm now wide awake with 5 hours left until I need to rise. Maybe I'll watch that stupid fish fucking
movie that won the Oscar for best fish fucking picture. If it's pornographic, instead of lotion I'll watch it with a
fresh jar of Tartar Sauce. <img src="/images/emoticons/fish.gif" alt="fish"><img src="/images/emoticons/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif" alt="free-sexy-smileys-947"> <img src="/images/emoticons/kekekegay.gif" alt="kekekegay">

Have sweet dreams everyone!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Mar 2018 00:54

Hello Everyone, it sounds like there have been ups and downs for everyone.

I hope it's all positive from now on.

I'm just happy to be in my own bed tonight or will be soon. Love my parents but too much togetherness was getting difficult. But my dad is doing well enough with his new pacemaker and knee that my mom can handle things at night for now. I am just a phone call away. I hope my bed recognizes me.

I'll take a Hannah with a cocktail umbrella if possible. Planning on doing some baking tomorrow since we are expecting a combination of rain, sleet and snow starting tomorrow and into Wednesday. First thing on the agenda, Lemon Meringue Pie (my dad's favorite). If he is eating he can't be pestering my poor mom. Then an apple pie and some blueberry muffins. I will have plenty of pies and muffins to share.

Cheers Everyone!

Hey You! Glad you are surviving this amazing ordeal.

Funny thing. When I decided to stay home with the kids, the first thing I baked was a lemon meringue pie. It was amazing!
I even toasted the meringue to perfection. Apple Pie. We know deep dish apple pie, alright. I even wrote a story about it in
mind control. Oh boo yourself. I'm just sayin', not promotin'. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

And I make a mean sour cream-lemon-blueberry-poppy seed muffin. Maybe I could help? <img src="/images/emoticons/cheerleader.gif" alt="cheerleader">

Ciao for now.

Posted: 17 Mar 2018 09:04

I want to welcome Marie back
With her legs spread and on her back
Peeping Ping likes Irish girls with big boobs
As he takes lotion and his hand he lubes
And then sprays all over her crack.

Okay, you set me up for that one, Paige <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">


Paige's love's in the air I can tell
Her heart beats for her sweet Annibel

Topic: Milik & Simplicity to be married on March 17
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 08:51


Best Wishes You Two!!!

Sorry. I spilled my green beer in your wedding cake. I told you I couldn't be trusted with baking it for you! <img src="/images/emoticons/kekekegay.gif" alt="kekekegay"> <img src="/images/emoticons/kekekegay.gif" alt="kekekegay">

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 07:35

https://upload.lushstories.com/354056622-St. Patrick's Day sway 2.jpg

Roses are red
Them boobies do swing
Across the face...
Of me!!!

Happy St. Paddy's Everyone!!!

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Out Of Site, Out Of Mind

“No noise,” she reminded him while watching her own fingers cautiously trace his restrained interest. Her touch was welcomed but he could tell that she was still thinking about what she'd just done. He could smell it on her breath. “Play if you want,” his wife said, “But if you disturb us, you’re gone.” They both abruptly turned toward the sound of a clearing throat in another room....

Added 20 Mar 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,186 | 12 Comments


About the vine, doth her lechery coils;      Disguising ambush,           With trust and deceit. Wisely awaits, immorality’s spoils;      Swallows then whole,           Frailty and conceit. Age-old temptations, that covet the youth;      Fruit forbidden,           Which old weakened souls thirst. Trickery used, for projecting untruth;      Bless-ed cravings,           All intrinsically cursed....

Added 02 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems

Editor's Pick Vanilla Scream

I Green eyes. Contacts, he thought, but he could only see one. It looked unnatural. Not blinking. Just staring. Staring at him. It had better not be another Cyclops. His silly thought made him chuckle. Who are you? Was it envy? Or maybe, guilt? He hadn't felt anything like guilt for almost two years. Bitterness, insecurity, and resentment. Yes. Embarrassment and shame. Absolutely....

Added 06 Jan 2018 | Category Femdom | Votes 47 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,074 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read Red Delusion

It's snowing again... The throb from her ankle drew her attention away from the half-written page. Sitting on her bed cross-legged and nude, and facing the freshly stoked fire across the room, Deb massaged the joint while inspecting the newest rope burns and interwoven shades of purples, yellows, and blues. She flinched with the recollection of how she got marked. It was another rough...

Added 06 Dec 2017 | Category Horror | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 2,243 | 15 Comments

Recommended Read Lessons Taught, Lessons Learned

“You are one messed up little man, Bud!” She laughed, thinking I was joking, but I was not. Terri’s smile slowly faded when she realized I was serious. “No. I can’t. I won’t do it,” she said. “Please, Terri, you must. I need your help. You’re my only hope!” ≈ ≈ ≈ Ella and I had a fairly good love life but it bothered me that my wife did not enjoy oral sex. She enjoyed providing it but...

Added 11 Nov 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,469 | 28 Comments

Recommended Read Some Day, But Not Today

“Move to a nudist colony? So we can play pickleball... naked?” Laughter filled the kitchen. “Harold, that’s the most ridiculous idea you have ever had!” his wife exclaimed. He winked at Maggie, his wife of fifty three years, and counting, and then pointed to his head. “I’ve got a lot more like that brewing up here.” “That’s what worries me,” she said shaking her silver hair. The...

Added 07 Nov 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 5,088 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read Just Like Old Times

Three hours by air. Two string bikinis. One bottle of tequila. It was that simple. Her best friend had promised. For the brief time, a time away from their bittersweet lives, all things unhappy would be lost and forgotten. Her friend insisted a return to a place of good memories was just what they both needed. When the event host held the microphone to her lips, she introduced herself and...

Added 24 Oct 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,944 | 37 Comments

Recommended Read Is That Okay?

No longer dream but silently scream Wake sweaty, sad, and unclean  Did you hear me?   Were you even listening? Kept me at bay so I left you today Impatient, hurt, and astray  Do you miss me?   Are you aware I’m gone? Appears to be true I meant less to you Sinful words, song, and our view  Was it just me?   Am I the fool again? Don’t know why there was no try So I walked away...

Added 01 Sep 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 789 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read Once Again...

Warm fluid eases out Clings to her sensitive folds and then, almost painstakingly too slow, It trickles down the smoothness Of her inner thighs. She drips… In anticipation, Once again. Naked, Bent over her couch, Eyes closed, silent She waits... As directed, Hands together on her back, She thinks. Husband is asleep Children too Porch light on Front door unlocked As directed, she waits....

Added 25 Jul 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 1,198 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read Out Of Habit

They had to hurry. He would return soon. They always did. “Sister, where… “ Her glare severed the young man’s voice. She turned to the quietly obedient young woman who had also stayed behind with the visiting nun. Sister Lucinda knew the nubile would not be quiet much longer. Their last class of their summer youth Catechism camp had ended. The sister would soon travel to another parish...

Added 20 Feb 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,515 | 32 Comments

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A Long Time Coming

She slides into bed. She is excited and hopeful. It has been a while.  Michelle made her husband his favorite meal for dinner. Instead of watching television, she set the table, dimmed the lights, and used their gifted silver-plated candle sticks. She wondered why people still gave those as wedding presents. Maybe it was how married people secretly told newlyweds that those candle sticks...

Added 09 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,163 | 37 Comments

No Apologies

What gives you the right   when I say no to you can't pry in my head to ascertain my view   Maybe it's your eyes or that you are too tall don't call me baby you don’t know me at all   No means no, damn it I have said it enough there’s no you and me you don’t have the right stuff   Hate your pestering I won’t apologize there's no connection I will not be your prize   ...

Added 16 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,505 | 21 Comments

High Heeled Huntress

They make me feel so sexy   My black high heeled shoes And when I’m feeling naughty They are the ones I choose   I first slide on my LBD A short black clingy thing I have no need for lacey wear And toss my wedding ring   Then I ease my foot inside The sultry change begins My dancer's legs put on display With lust filled mind of sins   Walking in these sexy pumps They cause...

Added 06 Oct 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,649 | 39 Comments

What You Don't Know

You may not know   for I won’t tell just how much you've cast your spell   Stolen moments borrowed time shared jokes happy lines   Thoughts of you makes my heart race awake and alone I imagine your face   With just your presence makes me feel anew for all I want is a moment with you   Each word you sketch a perfect reflection who can blame those that steal your affection...

Added 29 Aug 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,459 | 33 Comments

"Without You, I Can Be Me"

When you entered my life I was lost Aimlessly wandering Confused, empty and afraid But from seemingly nowhere So effortlessly And oh so painlessly You filled me with your love I fell in love with you And you made love to me. You called to me And I could not resist You or your temptation For you did not hide from me  Who you truly were There was no dance of seduction It was plain to see The...

Added 06 May 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 65 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 1,533 | 54 Comments

You Are Mine

My happiness, my soul My world and sunshine You are all of life’s beauty All its beauty combined You are my inspiration, a blessing each day We are getting closer, I hope and do pray Breath of fresh air Start each day anew The song in my heart My dream come true You are the silliest, of all that I’ve met Our love is crazy, one with no regret So selfless and kind Amazing and sweet My...

Added 10 Dec 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 1,185 | 17 Comments

A Getaway to Remember - Part Five

Alessandra had taken a job with the cleaning staff in the quaint boutique hotel where Jessica and Nicole were staying. She was barely seventeen and had decided to move into the coastal town away from the small farming community where her family had lived and worked for several generations. Although her parents were disappointed that she didn't want to stay and help her two brothers run...

Added 30 Apr 2016 | Category Masturbation | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,017 | 19 Comments

My Master's Liberty

Bound without ropes my mind is set free But pushing the limits work best for me   When I tease and taunt with much carnal flair Arousing his interest shows Master I care   But when acting the brat and am full of sass Master bends me over and spanks my bare ass   I coo with each strike as my skin turns beet red Praying each blow to pleasure Master in bed   The rules and...

Added 23 Aug 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 1,460 | 28 Comments

Samantha Gets Collared

As I entered the luxury hotel suite, I could not believe we were here. I had waited so long for this moment. Jack and June had been so good to me ever since I moved in with them six long years ago. The past is now a distant memory. Tonight was my present, and my dream was about to come true. Jack was a new teacher at my school. He was the first person to see how broken I was. He would talk...

Added 28 Jul 2016 | Category BDSM | Votes 47 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 9,110 | 36 Comments

Cum Slut's Revenge

“Sweetie, you are waxed to perfection!” “Your cunny looks pretty fucking hot too!” The girls continued to check each other out to ensure their naked bodies were ready for the evening. They both agreed. They were long overdue for some naughty, cum slut girl fun. Under the circumstances, they deemed it appropriate too. Taylor and Danni had first met in college and became fast friends. Now...

Added 30 May 2016 | Category Group Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 16,982 | 50 Comments

BJ and the Buggy

A leisurely ride on the back our bike was an idyllic way to spend our Saturday on the Memorial Day long weekend. With my hubby, Bryan at the helm, I was able to enjoy the beauty of the Maryland countryside as we rode to the marina where our boat was moored in the southern part of the state. Like riding snowmobiles, a long ride was mood setting to me due to the constant vibrations between...

Added 01 Feb 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,042 | 21 Comments

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