About Ping


I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes those places are deeply disturbing and embrace the darkly comedic, misanthrope in me. Those travels can and frequently do evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Dark Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Grosse Pointe Blank, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 10:02


Hey Rump!

Can you have a couple dozen of these kinky Trump donuts brought in from Halifax?

They were made for pride week.


Topic: Your workout playlist
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:44


Works better if I watch the video too. Bad . Of course, that was after
showing them both Beat It , then Weird Al's, Eat It . <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: What is your GUILTY PLEASURE music?
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:40

ABBA is NOT a guilty pleasure. Benny and Bjorn are among the top songwriters of that era, at least musically (no, I'm not being ironic). And their return is long overdue.

<img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny"> Whoa. Easy, there Tex. You must still be in your ABBA PJ's. Sorry about that. It's just a thread. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

I agree. I loved them. Too funny, Dude!

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:37

See, I acknowledge all the movie's flaws, but it's light, fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. It's a movie that invites you to just roll with it and be entertained for a couple hours. Terrible script? Sure. Slim plot that exists only to string the musical numbers together? Sure but what else is new in a musical? Hammy acting? Sure. Some of them sing so badly your ears bleed (hi, Pierce Brosnan)? Sure. But it all comes together much better than it deserves to.

Elevator pitch: Beautiful (mostly) people sing ABBA songs on a Greek island.

Now, this dude gets it! <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5"> We're so fucked. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny"> <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

Topic: What is your GUILTY PLEASURE music?
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:35

I don't want to live in a world where the Go-Gos are a guilty pleasure. And I thought they were pretty highly regarded in their time.

Air Supply. Definitely now in "blast from the past" territory and it's kind of too bad. Russell Hitchcock had a great voice, but the music was just such generic pop ballads and anthems that it was kind of wasted in retrospect. Still like 'em though.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

I was so sure you were going with ABBA . BTW, I hear ABBA is in the studio recording a new album. See my OH BOY tag below. I can't wait...

Topic: Looking for a story that i read on here more then 5 years ago.
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:26

It took place in a hotel. They had a connecting room and the woman got caight looking under the door. One of the key things i remember was when they were fucking the woman was saying how she was about to cum. The guy thwn slowed down and began to countdown from 10 and when he got to 0 he allowed her to cum.

Please share if you have story.

Sorry, I'm not familiar with this story. However, if you are looking for that intense build up and a count down to climax, I did that with this story about a couple at home.


Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:20

Roses are red
Don't judge me
I like the Go-Go's
And Belinda was key

Skid Marks On My Heart
We Got The Beat
Our Lips Are Sealed
Were all summer's treat <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">


For Granny Lynn and the Roses Gang. No innuendo intended. <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:11

Roses are red
But cucumbers are green
The only important thing
Is not to be seen

Young Lyn has a point
That we don’t need guys
The better alternative
Is a soft hand on my thigh

Man made toys
I try to avoid
Much preferring
To linger on a finger

But now I see the time
As the clock tock ticks
Who ever said that
We women need dicks

So let it be said
And I’m no woosey
That whatever the place
I’ll forego the cock and lick the pussy

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Topic: Favourite set in summer movies
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:05


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 06:00

Good Morning All!

Rumor has it, Gill posed for the picture for my competition story, Secrets . I have no idea how that rumor got started. :-"

Let me be clear, those are just rumors. <img src="/images/emoticons/manic.gif" alt="manic"> You decide. <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> Does that look like a woman with a cocktail umbrella fetish?

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