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I have a wacky imagination that takes me to kinky places I may or may not have been. Sometimes those places are deeply disturbing and embrace the darkly comedic, misanthrope in me. Those travels can and frequently do evolve into a story or poem.

Lush, for me, is an escape from the exhausting trappings and responsibilities of everyday life. I come here to recharge by exploring with others, and to unapologetically have fun.

So many things... but mainly cooking, baking, my kids, woodworking, music, any racquet sport, golf, cycling, World Cup, and watching movies and television.

I recently re-kindled a loving relationship with Vintage Port, but Spiced Rum & Coke, Coffee & Grand Marnier, & Piña Colada's are still my close friends

Absolutely NOT IRONING!!! Or dusting. Does anyone really like doing this stuff?
Favorite Books:
Shadows in the Wind, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Brave New World, Think On These Things, & Our Kind

And EVERYTHING... Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, & The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
So many...

Jaws, American Graffiti, Grosse Pointe Blank, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, War of the Worlds, Tron Legacy, Amelie, Miami Vice, Garden State, LOTR, New Star Trek, Sicario, Bad Words, Atomic Blonde, Donnie Darko, Tears of the Sun, anything war related... more to come
Favourite TV Shows:
So many...

Ray Donovan, Narcos, The Affair, Billions, Ballers, OITNB, Real Time with Bill Maher, This Week with John Oliver, NOVA, The Nature of Things, Better Call Saul, America's Got Talent, Blackish, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers...
Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Leonard Cohen, U2, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, AFI, most heavy metal, anything Baroque, and so many more... except Jazz. I just don't get it. What the heck is a back beat? Can't they play nice with the other musicians?

Amelie, Tron Legacy, Atomic Blonde, Garden State, & American Graffiti Soundtracks


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 17:44



This is such a good thing.

We need EVERYBODY to embrace this. We've been trying for two-and-a-half years to reboot this competition. Let's not lose it again.

I personally like the conditions and criterion Maggie has placed on this comp. 420. Happy Pot Day or Hitler's Birthday, you decide. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/candh/images/b/b9/Cerebral_Enhance-O-Tron.png/revision/latest?cb=20121024032346

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 07:18

Bill , a comp on SS is awesome news. We've wanted that for some time. Thanks for your efforts with getting that reinstated, even though you blamed me. End justifies the means, in this case. <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

Verbs & Seeker - Understood on the comp thing. However, I do hope something inspires you both before the deadline. You still have over three weeks to produce something. Remember, a well written one or two thousand words is better than a bloated, nonsensical 6000. <img src="/images/emoticons/salute.gif" alt="salute"> I'm very familiar with the latter. <img src="/images/emoticons/tard.gif" alt="tard">

In the meantime, and maybe for protest inspiration, you can read this:


I also find that sometimes, pictures can provide inspiration where none existed before. So, for Verb s...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uBQI-m0SQ_I/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEXCNACELwBSFryq4qpAwkIARUAAIhCGAE=&rs=AOn4CLBn7EFIMZXgKZAWMVZLey1sLUMzgw https://d2dcan0armyq93.cloudfront.net/photo/odai/240/8340425dc090ed116bb8805306dc1757_240.jpg https://i0.wp.com/www.myfreshplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Monster-Taining-Class-2-by-WorldIslandInfo-via-creative-commons.jpg?fit=467%2C350

For Seeker ...

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For Verbs & Seeker ... University Dance Club - Intermonster Relations


Barkeep, just some ice water for me, please. A few ice cubes to crunch would be nice too. Thanks.

Have A Great Day Everyone!

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 18:36

Roses are red
It’s incredulous to think
What some guys like to
Rub all over their dink

There's menthol from toothpaste
Others like chunks of ginger root
I’ve even heard of wasabi
Or the stink from one’s boot

Some might wonder why now
That I’ve written this poem
It’s ‘cause of the invigorating scent
Of my eucalyptus shaving foam

<img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: What moments will you miss most ...
Posted: 18 Sep 2018 08:52

Regardless of their ages... my kids.

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 17 Sep 2018 02:52

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Tulips are grey
Because I’m a dog

- Norm MacDonald’s kids’ favorite joke

Topic: Adi's Randomly Bizarre and Possibly Offensive Pic Page
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 20:36


know this.


This is going on my fridge. Fuck me. Leave the room already. Put a bag over your head. Try anything, but just shut the fuck up when you eat. Closing your mouth when you’re chewing isn’t enough. Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 15:37

It's nice to hear that folks are going to the theater. My second home.

You might then appreciate this...

Friends register their kids in drama camp each summer. One week long. Last day, they perform a short play. This year was supposed to be my kids’ first, but it was postponed until next year. My kids are characters. Not sure where the get it from. If you’ve read any of my SS stories, you been witness to their antics.

They have fabulous imaginations and I do everything I can to encourage their use of them. My daughter could be a stand up comedian. If I could, I’d post pictures of them. Suits of armor made from cardboard. Ninjas wearing long underwear and cardboard throwing stars. So many fun things.

When I was young, I played the Pope in a church play. I made a really cool pope hat out of a KFC bucket and felt fabric. I didnt woo the girl, so I excommunicated myself.

We are lucky to live where we do. So much music and theatre. My fav is a baroque ensemble. We just got a new art gallery and later this year, a massive new museum. Our kids will be cultured like yogurt. Not to be snobby, but to appreciate that there are other interests in life.

Barkeep, Put GreenDude’s drink on my tab, please. I have theatre questions to which he must have many possible answers.

Topic: Annoying things that people say
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 15:21

Cray cray

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Sep 2018 22:35

Tonight, I’m at a loss for words.

A friend here lost her dog today. Some spineless, gutless, faceless cowards poisoned her beloved friend.

All I can do is send her hugs. Her dog suffered greatly. She is now gone. Cruelty to children and cruelty to animals are the worst. Sorry for the dramatics, but some humans can be savages.

Barkeep, please... something really strong for my friend and me, and if you would, a bowl of fresh water for her fallen canine.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Sep 2018 11:15

Hello, all. It's a fine day, indeed. I'm heading out for the oncology center in a few minutes. No time for a cuppa jäva right at the moment. But I'll be back later this afternoon.

Just wanted to tell Rump man that my latest micro fiction on Sacre Bleu was awarded a Recommended Read a while ago. Very pleasing. Here's the story if any one would like to check it out. At least one mod over there thought it was pretty good. I got a nice comment from Bill yesterday, as well.

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/micro-fiction/the-little-bliss.aspx <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Thanks my dear friends. See you'all later.

Those things over there are like hen's teeth. Congrats on the RR! Well deserved.

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