Old, married, retired, sarcastic, punny, saucy, filthy minded, polite, non judgemental expat Brit that enjoys chatting about anything at all, enjoys a nice role play on occasion. Feel free to contact me any way you want, all welcome. All friend requests considered.

* The Avatar pic is not me just a close resemblance *

Interests
Worshiping a woman's body from head to toe and everything in between Reading, swimming, walking, bike riding, cooking, avoiding work and chatting here.

Favorite Books
Catch 22, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, A Clockwork Orange, A Tale of Two Cities, Oliver Twist, The Keeper of Lost Causes, The Ice Princess, Three Seconds, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Sherlock Holmes, Maisie Dobbs

Favorite Authors
Hunter S. Thompson, Anthony Burgess, Charles Dickens, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jo Nesbo, Jussi-Adler Olsen, Stieg Larsson, Jacqueline Winspear, Joseph Heller and Michael Gilbert.

Favorite Movies
A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Catch 22, A Christmas Carol (Alastair Sim B&W version), Fantasia, Mary Poppins, The Fifth Element, Deadpool, The Maltese Falcon, anything from Alfred Hitchcock, film noir, classic B&W films, cartoons and all the silly "Carry On" films.

Favorite TV Shows
Call the Midwife, Last Tango in Halifax, Happy Valley, Fortitude, Nova, Vera, Sherlock Holmes, Luther, many classic comedy shows like Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, The Telegoons, the winter olympics and New York Rangers Ice Hockey

Favorite Music
eclectic taste ranges from Classical to the absurd