About Primal

An actual comment in my high school yearbook: "You're pretty quiet, but when you do say something, it's usually something a smart ass would say ;)" I'm a 27 year old male. I'm here to meet new friends and have fun, but don't worry I'm not here to use it as a dating service. Sometimes I can be a little shy, but I soon "warm up" to new people and enjoy making new friends. Some people say I am a smart ass, and that is probably true, but I do like to make people laugh. I have a serious side and know when to "behave", but I often let my silly and goofy sides roam free. I have never written anything before, but I love reading erotic stories. I just posted my first story, though it is very rough and my first attempt. Its a first and only draft, but I might re-write it later after I get more practice. My story is 100% true and I plan to start writing more true stories. Please feel free to explore my profile, as I have been working on stuffing it with things I like, and stuff I find amusing and humorous, or simply silly and fun. Look forward to meeting you; see you in the forum and chat rooms!

Inigo Montoya
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Life, love, human sexuality I find both erotic and fascinating, sports like American football, music, movies, art, unusual plants, history, space and the universe, women, business, sex, bonsai, computers, gadgets, technology.
Favorite Books:
Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. Interview With The Vampire. Enders Game. Fear & Loathing in/ Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Anything by William Gibson (Sprawl Trilogy) and Tom Clancy. Old books like Beowulf and Don Quixote.
Favorite Movies:
I am a big tv/film fan. True Romance, The Girl Next Door, Kalifornia, American Yakuza, Chasing Amy, Blade Runner, SLC Punk, Lolita (1997), Oldschool, A Clockwork Orange, The Big Hit, Hackers, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, Big Trouble In Little China, Breakfast Club, Red Dawn, Pineapple Express, Ruthless People, A Lot Like Love, Miami Vice, Pirates Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Braveheart, LOTR, Stargate, Star Wars, Scarface and lots of others, especially 80's movies. I love comedies, especially anything by Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and others. Huge Horror film fan, all kinds. Love the campy Evil Dead Trilogy, Bruce Campbell is a god. Might sound a little gay, but I like some romance and romcom movies... some chic flix... stop laughing! Some of my favorite tv shows are: Chuck, Dexter, Californication, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Burn Notice, Star Trek (any of them), same for Stargate, Lost, Heroes, Castle, Entourage, Weeds, True Blood, The Tudors, White Collar, Dark Blue, Nip/Tuck.
Favorite Music:
All kinds except country. Rock, metal, punk (80's punk, not new stuff), 80's rock and 80's metal, techno/electronic, classic rock and metal, black/death metal, a random rap or pop song once in awhile and much more. Some off the top of my head: The Killers, U2, Queen, Iron Maiden, Metallica, 999, Muse, Dimmu Borgir, Stabbing Westward, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Depeche Mode, Ratt, Guns'n'Roses.
Date Joined:
14 Oct 2009
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Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 27 Feb 2010 06:00

Oh how I wish I could stay in bed all day.

Topic: Xin nian kuai le | gung how fat choy - Year of the Tiger
Posted: 27 Feb 2010 05:56

I think I'm the dog, or the rat...hmm, I can't remember. All I know is its lame, wanted DRAGON! Or LION! Or maybe EMPEROR!

Aw well...

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 18 Feb 2010 19:07

She licked my lolli ;)

Topic: Disgusting!
Posted: 18 Feb 2010 17:53

I don't get it, how would they have enough hair yet for a bikini line to even be an issue? Makes no sense.

Topic: Special Valentine's Day Plans???
Posted: 18 Feb 2010 17:43

I exhanged gifts with my friend, got her an adult "toy" ;)

Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 18 Feb 2010 17:27

Flip you over and ask for round four!

Topic: 69 Sex Tips and Tricks
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 14:17

Good list ;)

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 13:37


Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 13:33

Was it good for you?

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 03 Feb 2010 23:46

Balls deep, that's all I got to say ;)

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Posted: 06 Mar 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 06 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 06 Mar 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 06 Mar 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 03 Apr 2010 13:09
Happy Easter!!!

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Posted: 01 Jan 2010 07:41
Happy new year :) x

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 07:43
Hope you have a Happy New Year Hun!!!
Posted: 25 Dec 2009 14:45
Merry Christmas to you too! :D
Posted: 25 Dec 2009 11:43
Aw thanks Robin/Forum Whore Prince! Merry Christmas to you too!!
Posted: 25 Dec 2009 08:51
Well, you are a good writer for the lesbian genre. Merry Christmas!
Posted: 25 Dec 2009 07:50
Happy christmas to you too Primal xx
Posted: 24 Dec 2009 20:48
Thanks for the pics. Theyare hot! You should write more.And don't delete them!
Posted: 24 Dec 2009 16:54
Happy Xmas to myself ;)

Posted: 23 Dec 2009 08:21

Posted: 22 Dec 2009 01:14
What is a "pressie"?

Posted: 19 Dec 2009 17:50
OMG LMAO i love the pressie lmao so need to post that on my profile lol
Posted: 16 Dec 2009 05:07
Is Universe over for just a few weeks? Or finished for the season?
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 16:21
hey thanks.you have some great taste in tv nd films too...true blood.awesome show :D
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