I have no naked photos of myself on my phone. I might have a couple naked pictures of women, but I probably have a dozen in lingerie or bikini's. WTS, I have hundreds of naked women on my external hard drive, and maybe 3-4 dick pics.

In 2018 I had a fun kinky FWB that I met on Craigslist. One time she was licking and sucking my balls while stroking me. I told her I was going to cum, so she took my cock in her mouth just as I climaxed. I assumed she swallowed (like she'd done before), but when she kissed me I quickly realized she was snowballing me. At first I was freaked out, then I thought "this is so hot and it is fine." Didn't really care for the taste, but I swallowed quickly.

I've had this done three times since with other women. I usually cum in their mouths and then surprise them and tell them to "kiss me and share my cum." They love it!

Chelsie - 30yo California

No, but I just went in & out two times before she told me to stop. She knew I was a virgin and wanted to be my first, and wanting me to know the feeling. The next week I had condoms and we fucked several times that night.

I always have Absolute Vodka, Woodward Bourbon, Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Partida Blanco Tequila, along with bitters and a few mixers. I usually have 6-12 bottles of wine in the rack (I'm in 3 wine clubs living in CA Wine Country), and in the fridge a selection of CA hoppy IPA's and Coors Banquet.

The location was all over my living room (couch, recliner, ottoman, floor) and then on the bed. She's a younger (35yo SBW) FWB from work. She likes going out to a nice dinner, wine, and then we come back and pleasure each other for usually 1.5-2 hours.

A good cover can certainly grab my attention, causing me to open the story. I'll check the length and read a few paragraphs to see if the storyline grabs me. Even with a mediocre cover, the title can also get me to open and read the first part.

I don't trust Elon or Trump. Both are narcissistic jerks. I find the fact that Elon has at least two black custom made MAGA hats laughable. Not to mention the fonts. He's a tool.

So many of the DOGE actions have been total bullshit. IE: canning all of those National Park Service people. I live 2.5 hours from Yosemite and go up several times a year just for the day to bike and hike. The park will be a mess without people to clean restrooms, empty trashcans, work in the facilities, etc etc... let alone rangers to collect entry car fees.

And the "tell me 5 things you did last week or get fired" email is another joke.

Oldest: She was 49 and I was 25. Met at a hotel bar where every Saturday they had a 4pc band. Sexy MILF, we danced, we drank, and we ended up back at her place where she wanted a young stud to pound her.
Youngest: She was 28 and I was 58. She was a very cute chubby BBW with big boobs, pretty eyes & lashes. I couldn't keep my eyes off her tits so I started flirting with her. Much to my surprise, she asked to go to my place 30 minutes later.

As the title suggests, what is the largest age gap, older and younger, that you've had sex with.

ie: if you were 25 and hooked up with a 40yo the age gap is 15.

Yes I was 21 and she was 18. It was the ex-GF of my BFF. They were "on a break." She and I went to dinner "as friends" and ended up back at my folks house (they were gone for the weekend). We had a lot of foreplay and after she sucked my cock she said "I need that cock in me." About two years later we got naked again but only foreplay. They ended up getting married and I was the best man. They divorced 15-20 years later.... The weird thing is that her sister took my virginity in high school. To my knowledge, the sisters do not know they both fucked me. And I'm 99.999% sure my buddy doesn't know I messed around with his GF.

Kinda.... an acquaintance from work is divorced. The story was the wife had a freaky hidden sex life and was now in a D/s relationship. When I first joined Lush I saw the women living closest to me and in scanning their profiles and photos figured out who she was. We've traded a few messages but do not know each other IRL.

It was 2015 in Tulum, Mexico and there was a "spa" at the neighboring beachside hotel. They had two 15x15 tents, with three walls and open to the ocean, on a deck overlooking the 25yd deep beach. I wandered over and booked a massage for later that day. When I returned I was assigned a woman about 30-35yo I'd guess. Average looking, dressed in a professional white uniform for a spa. She was doing a great job, and after the flip started on my legs. When her hand went up my thigh my cock twitched. When she went up a second time I slowly got an erection. She was toward the end of the massage and went back to my thighs. I got hard again. She smiled, and her hand went under the towel and slowly started stroking me. She spoke a little English, saying, "OK? Twenty dollars?" I smiled and yes. I was so torqued up that I think I nutted after maybe ninety seconds.

My city recently allowed "safe and sane" fireworks so non-profit groups could raise money. Now web have stuff going off from June 27th thru July 11th at all hours of the night. Living in CA, I'm against any sales to consumers due to the fire risk. Big fancy fireworks shows by licensed professionals are fine, but not my neighbor with his $250 mega-box of stuff.

None of my immediate family knows I write stories and post on Lush. Most would be mortified. My 31-year-old daughter would be disgusted. I think my son would be OK with it; he's in his mid-30s. Not one single friend knows about my creative writing. They're all boring married guys who love to hear the details of my dating exploits. (One guy said, "Really? She licked your asshole? And it felt good?") I did have one FWB a few years ago that I showed the site to, but I did not tell her I write stories.

Raquel Welch...

No. Last time was 5 weeks ago.

Aminah is a fun and sexy woman!!!

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However my lover wants me to dress in private with him, I will certainly do.....

The Secretary or Businesswoman role-play can be a lot of fun. She's in a crisp white shirt, dark pencil skirt, stilettos... All very sexy. He calls her into his office and the next thing you know she's on her knees giving him oral. Then they have sex on his desk, of course!

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Pussy to mouth is such a turn on.....I love to receive this....... gets the juices flowing.......

This is so "hot!" Share each others "taste" with each other.
Me going from her pussy to kiss her is hot. My cock going from her pussy to her mouth is even hotter. Her sucking cock and swallowing my cum, then kissing me and I get a little salty taste is kinda , but oh so hot!

She and I returned to my house rather drunk after three hours and two bottles of vino at a winery. Our makeout session soon turned into sex on the loveseat, and then we moved into my bedroom. In the morning we showered together where I enjoyed a soapy HJ.

Being born and raised in one of California's premiere wine regions I prefer red over whites generally. The truth is, drink what YOU enjoy. Don't worry about the label, the cost, etc. Look how popular "Two Buck Chuck" was a decade ago at Trader Joe's.
I'm a big Zinfandel fan, and the past decade have come to enjoy Tempranillo. In whites I still enjoy an old school Sav Blanc, and recently Albarnio. Everyone's taste buds are different so I'll say it again- drink what YOU like.

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WTS, my Grandfather had several vineyards when I was a kid in the 60's and 70's. He was also on the board of a co-op winery making generic jug wines back then. As a high school kid I learned how to prune vines, pull ditches for irrigation (way before drip systems), and I've even drive truck to the winery during harvest season on weekends. Today my brother, cousin, and I run the ranch operations and also contract farm for other vineyard owners. We decided around 2000 not to build a winery. Too much risk, and none of us had the desire to be a winemaker.

My first job out of college was with E&J Gallo in sales in the Los Angeles market. I continued with them for two years, also working in Seattle and Sacramento. One thing the Gallo trainer told us on Day One was this, "You can make bad wine out of good grapes, but you can't make good wine out of bad grapes. It all starts in the vineyard."

My hometown now has over 80 wineries in the appellation and wine tourism is a major thing. The area was named Wine Region of the Year recently by Wine Enthusiast, a winemaker was named Winemaker of the Year, as was one of the larger wineries. The area has been known for its Zinfandel in the past, but the past 10-15 years several wineries have planted Spanish varietals like Tempranillo (red) and Albarnio (white).

I like my coffee like I like my mistress: tall, black, and hot! OK, settle down, it's a joke. But I do enjoy a bold black French Roast. Usually two 10oz cups between 7-9am.

I am usually shaved clean. Occasionally I'll grow a small 2x1 inch patch an inch above my base. I had my first manzilian in March and loved it! I never liked trying to shave near my starfish, so getting my browneye waxed was well received by my FWB when she went to rim me. So many women comment about "I hate hairy guys" and how they barely like giving oral to those dudes.

I like a little thin patch or landing strip above the clit on a woman. I remember eating chicks with big thick bush in the 80s. NO thanks!

1. FMF with a lot of oral sex. Being rimmed and blowed at the same time. All the usual FMF positions....
2. deep dark fantasy is to have a tall, sexy brunette FemDom (black latex outfit, high-heeled boots) fuck my ass as she strokes me.

3. To fuck my Ex's bestie in front of her, so she can see how other women enjoy themselves during sex (moaning, dirty talking, touching themselves, etc).

4. I'm titty fucking a woman with like 38DDs and just before I nut she tells me to cum on her face. I blast a huge load all over her face, forehead, and in hair. She wipes up my jizz and eats it.

Is this based on the formula of:
First name: First Pet's name

Last Name: Street you grew up on

I can't give you that name because I already use it on several platforms as my burner account to view hot chicks.

Two days ago I had a woman over after our first date, a lunch date, and we got busy on the loveseat (3 positions), the ottoman (2 positions), and my recliner (2 positions). Then we moved into the bedroom (3 positions). We arrived at 1:30ish and she didn't leave until 7am.

This week I was with a 50yo sensual siren who had a full bush, and arm pit hair! A hippie boho type, but very attractive. I hadn't seen a FULL bush in probably 20 years! It was like digging through the long rough looking for your golf ball as I searched for her clit, rofl...

My preference is 1) small triangle or landing strip, 2) bald, 3) shaved on sides and below with trimmed hair above..... Ladies, please, if you're into DATO/rimming/etc, please, wax your starfish. I do.

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I'm with Yvonne, hell yes! It depends on my mood but sometimes I really get into it. I was told by a reliable source that urine is sterile and under extreme conditions can be used as drinking water.

Urine is not sterile. Drinking urine won't kill you, but if you do it regularly it can harm your kidneys.... WTS, I have swallowed several ounces over my lifetime from ladies squirting or licked it off my fingers after a successful finger banging. A woman's squirting liquid is mainly urine with a little ejaculate. Watching a woman climax and squirt is very exciting!!!

Yes