About purplepelican69


I have been writing in some shape or form since the age of 14, my main themes being horror, humour and erotica - how varied is that?! I spent 24 years in the banking industry before deciding to go straight and become a betting office manager. Both jobs have provided much inspiration for material. I have been working on a novel for 2 years which is so surreal and original that it will sell either 12 copies or 50 million - hopefully the latter!!

Ian Thomas
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Cats, cars and women. Sex has always fascinated me as it is the only activity I can think of that can project you into a different dimension. Sometimes you know what you're doing is going to be a disaster, but you still can't help doing it anyway! And the lessons are never learned. Never, ever, underestimate the force of sexual power.
Favorite Books:
Animal Farm, The Pickwick Papers, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Pan Books Of Horror Stories (1959 - 1989).
Favorite Authors:
George Orwell, Douglas Adams, Charles Dickens, Roald Dahl and the world's greatest ever short story writer Harry E. Turner, whose tales can be found in the Pan Horror series.
Favorite Movies:
Dance Of The Vampires, A Clockwork Orange, Lady And The Tramp, Naked, Full Metal Jacket, The Last Picture Show.
Favorite Music:
REM, The Who, The Kinks, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Blind Mr Jones, The Chills, James Taylor, Stevie Winwood, Jethro Tull, Beach Boys, Moody Blues, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Paul Simon, Gordon Lightfoot, John Cooper Clarke, Roxy Music, Judy Tzuke.


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Operator 6400

Fingers trembling with excitement, Danny switched on his trusty old PC and waited patiently for the machine to boot up, the familiar chimes and bongs adding to his frustration as it warmed into action. After a minute or so the welcome signal appeared and he quickly googled the one-to-one chatline, his eyes eagerly scanning the various girls' photos, checking the lights at the top...

Added 07 Nov 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,570 | 1 Comment

Unjust Deserts

For the third time, and with even more care than the first two, Philip Jackson flicked the banknotes through his fingers and jotted the totals on his pad. He pushed the buttons on his pocket calculator, his brow furrowed. There was no doubt about it - the cash was £100 short. Clicking shut his smart black leather briefcase, he extinguished the lights and locked the door of the trendy...

Added 16 Aug 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 23,525 | 5 Comments

A Gamble Too Far

"Well, shall we go in, or not?" The two women looked at each other and giggled nervously. The betting shop was tucked away down a side street of the East Yorkshire coastal resort they had spent such an enjoyable day exploring, and to the middle-class mother and daughter combo, it looked enticingly decadent. Annabell and her 17-year old daughter Emily had driven from their affluent...

Added 20 Sep 2012 | Category Spanking | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 17,202 | 5 Comments

A Short Adventure In The Orient

When the police arrived to arrest the girls, there was no warning. The first intimation that something was amiss came by way of raised voices down at reception, followed by heavy footsteps on the rickety wooden stairs. Then the fearsome pounding on the flimsy wooden door. "Open up at once - police!" More puzzled than afraid, Jennifer unlocked the hotel room door, and in stormed four policemen...

Added 10 Aug 2012 | Category Spanking | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 12,655 | 5 Comments

Sarah Learns The Hard Way

Henderson surveyed the young blonde sitting nervously in front of him and mentally swiftly assessed his options. Sarah had been marched into his office after having been apprehended by one of the ever-vigilant store detectives, spotted slipping a bottle of expensive perfume into her handbag when she had thought herself unobserved. Now, as Head of Security, the action to be taken was in his...

Added 27 Jul 2012 | Category Spanking | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 19,389 | 3 Comments

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