Forum posts made by purpleshade

Topic Is it possible to be a Christian and be on Lush?
Posted 25 Aug 2016 12:18

No hate, please. Treat it as an honest question.

Go forth and multiply....

Topic Watching porn with your girl?
Posted 24 Aug 2016 14:17

My partner does like to watch porn with me, but she prefers a story line. I'm usually just interested in the fucking scenes, if you get my drift...

Topic Has an orgasm ever caused any discomfort...
Posted 24 Aug 2016 14:15

By coming too hard etc. Any stomach cramps etc...?

Topic Have you ever fucked someone in your dream...
Posted 24 Aug 2016 14:00

At what point did the dream stop. Who was it with...?

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 24 Aug 2016 09:53

Gone with the wind...

Topic Have you ever cried during masturbation....
Posted 23 Aug 2016 04:38

Either during or afterwards, if so, could you please elaborate ...?

Topic Which is hotter.. first kiss or first fuck?
Posted 21 Aug 2016 10:25

The first fuck was more or less a complete disaster. It was rushed, unplanned, and an anti-climax.

The first kiss was heaven on earth....

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 21 Aug 2016 06:25



Ann Margret? Really? You're making me seem old.

At 52 I'm nearly a dinosaur, lol. I really didn't know who she was but thank you for bringing her to our attention...

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 20 Aug 2016 23:07

https://upload.lushstories.com/1846959951-Ann-Margret (13).jpg

Nice, who is she...?

Topic Right or left-handed?
Posted 20 Aug 2016 12:50

Despite being right handed for everything, I can only ever masturbate with my left hand...

Topic Have you ever been humbled by a sexual experience.
Posted 19 Aug 2016 02:33

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...

Have you read a book:

'How to think like a woman'!

Topic Back blowing...
Posted 18 Aug 2016 22:00

What are your opinions on this...

Topic How would you react if a girl asked you to slap her face during sex?
Posted 17 Aug 2016 02:36

I have been thinking about getting slapped (hard) while having sex and the thought really turns me on. I am not sure that i would willingly admit it to anyoue though.

How would you react if a girl asked you to hit her during sex?

I did have a partner who could only come if I was verbally abusive. She wanted me to slap her too. After the verbal abuse and slapping, she would want me to be submissive to her.

I found her behavior slightly unnerving but I put up with for the sake of sex. So in a nutshell, if the woman wants it then that's her choice, but given the choice, I would rather not opt for slapping or verbal abuse etc...

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 17 Aug 2016 02:31

I can beat that one. What is the difference between a job and a wife?

In my case, only my job sucks!!!!

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 10:47



naw, rather use it for pegging ya. ;)

That's fine by me lovey, I take it that we have a date then ...? Sword Fight

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:14

Purpleshade, if your wife sees this, she'll say for the next year, no pussy, only microwavable meals for you, and get used to sleeping on the couch. clown

Talk about driving and women. I've taught my wife how to cut circles (burn rubber) in clutch vehicles, and taught her how to do wheelies on motorcycles. Oh yeah, and she's become quite adept at mudding in my Jeep. City girls can go country and they love it!

Wow, all that just in the short space between the kitchen and bedroom. She sounds really great.

Would you ever allow her on the road though...Sword Fight

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:12



pus? sorry, infection free. baseball bats for upside the head of guys who get over eager. :)

*Pussy, sorry typo.

So, when things get over excited you like to have a baseball bat inside you. Now we're cooking on gas, love...😘😘😘😘😘

Topic Would you sell your used undies...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:09

http://media.tenor.co/images/f3321d0fc2b66c005cae93f9f0846b7c/raw

Name you price lovey...

Topic Have you ever been humbled by a sexual experience.
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:08

I once went out with a girl just for the sake of getting her in to bed. I later realized how clingy I had become after having sex. I felt a severe blow to my ego.

Have you experienced any such feeling ...?

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:05



and a baseball bat next to the bed :)

I had no idea that your pus was so big! Sword Fight

Topic Would you sell your used undies...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 09:01




Well, lessee... bikinis, thongs, boy shorts... lightly used, heavily used, saturated with cum...mine and his. Expensive (VS) or cheap (Wal-Mart)


Maybe I can retire, and just sell my panties for the rest of my life!



May I enquire about a pair of cotton briefs that you've worn and not washed. Are they a high waist cut, are they white, is there a strong musk on the gusset. Did you rub the gusset against your love tunnel after peeing...? Sword Fight

Topic Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 08:42

Our house mate walked in on us once.

What are your experiences of being interrupted or interrupting someone else...

Topic Can a Client Fall in Love with an Escort?
Posted 16 Aug 2016 08:17

I fell in love with an Escort once, but now I'm in love with a Ford Orion!😂

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 08:15



the bedroom, that place you're probably never gonna make it to. :)

Keep your door unlocked love...😘

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 06:18

Okay, I'll bite.... Why?

This isn't a blond joke is it?

Because there's only a short distance between the kitchen and the bedroom!!! 😀😀😀😀😀

Topic Have you fucked or been fucked at Work or on the premise at Work?
Posted 16 Aug 2016 04:39

Have you fucked or been fucked at work or on the premise at work? If yes, was the experience Fun, Not Fun, something other than?

It was in the tiny stationery room. Very cramped and on the floor, but it was fun because we both needed to release our pent up frustration...

Topic Why don't women need to drive...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 04:36

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Topic Would you sell your used undies...
Posted 16 Aug 2016 04:35

What am I bid??

May we have a full product description please....😎

Topic Why don't women need umbrellas...
Posted 15 Aug 2016 21:49

...because it never rains in the kitchen!!!!Sword Fight

Topic Would you sell your used undies...
Posted 15 Aug 2016 12:27

I am willing to do a lot to avoid doing laundry.......

£...?