Forum posts made by pussygalore

Topic The Dead - Billy Collins
Posted 25 Jun 2007 18:02

He sounds uncannily like Kevin Spacey. Bit depressing for my liking. I need cheering up gad dammit!

Topic Microsoft Surface Computer Parody
Posted 25 Jun 2007 18:00

I want one :) Not for the practical uses, but I need a new table, and one that has water effects when you put something on it would be cool.

Topic Erotic Author Zane hits best seller's list
Posted 25 Jun 2007 17:59

Go girl! thumbright study

Topic Micro Penis
Posted 14 Feb 2007 02:28

I guess you shouldn't laugh...no really.... .75 to 1 inch flaccid confused1

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2291364

Topic Walmart refund
Posted 07 Feb 2007 13:44

A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants
a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms
up in the air and starts screaming!

"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's
wrong?"

She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am,
why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO
HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!

Her money was refunded.
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Topic Talking Clock
Posted 07 Feb 2007 13:39

There was a drunk showing some friends his new apartment.

He was showing them his bedroom and there was a brass gong next
to his bed. One friend asks what the gong was for. The drunk
says it a talking clock.The friends were curious as to how
it worked.So the drunk picks up a mallet and hits the gong
with ear shattering sound.

Suddenly from the other side of the wall someone screamed

"IT'S 3 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING
YOU ASSHOLE"

Shhh

Topic Gas masks - yes or no?
Posted 07 Feb 2007 13:36

Yes, there's something in it for sure. Kind of creeps me out a bit though...

Topic Poetry Generator
Posted 07 Feb 2007 13:17

That's just plain sad! Mind you, have read much worse.

Topic Keith Richards kicks ass at the NYE concert
Posted 10 Jan 2007 13:48

If you're going to crash the stage at a Stones concert, make sure Keith doesn't see you coming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhEQETH4mw

kickbutt

Topic Having a baby soon? Top 10 most ridiculous baby products
Posted 10 Jan 2007 13:42

http://www.shiveredsky.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-10-most-ridiculous-products-for.html

Here's a taster - damn freaky if you ask me binky

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6145/freakypz3.jpg

Topic Lyre Bird - David Attenborough
Posted 19 Dec 2006 00:37

that chainsaw imitation was amazing - can mimic hundreds of sounds apparently. makes up for being an ugly thing I guess evil4

Topic Casino Royale - (Bond 21)
Posted 19 Dec 2006 00:35

Daniel Craig was very believeable as Bond, and I laughed loudly at some of the quips. Bit violent for me in places, but the stunts were great - not that overboard as they usually are. There's some reviews and spoilers here - recommend you don't read any before seeing it! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/

Topic Cat bopping
Posted 09 Dec 2006 17:41

Hypnotic glasses8

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7963/catbop2yp2.gif

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