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Licking One’s Handicaps---A Love Story in Rhyme

I knew a chap who was quite pissed about his bad cunnilingus when with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth. For no matter how he tried when he was done poor Beth just sighed, “That didn’t do it, Horace!” in one breath. It mattered not his true comport or whether tongue went long or short the hoped for results simply never came. And as the years went drifting by the sighs did stop but...

Added 11 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 756 | 1 Comment

Santa’s Big Package

“Hey, Santa, how about letting me see your package?” I was stunned. This kind of thing never happened to me. There I was, at the office party dressed as Santa, and the sexiest woman on the floor was hitting on me in the supply room. It made no sense. I was the sweet, safe, innocuous nebbish, not the office Don Juan. I was twenty years her senior. I was the one they always called and...

Added 11 Dec 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 8,015 | 1 Comment

Our First Time in the Nursing Home

I was four score, you a touch younger. Both of us still had the hunger to release our passions and taste each other’s sweat. Neither of us was much of a talker but you looked so hot on your walker. I wanted to be as close as I could get. My heart sings remembering that very first day the two of us began to play and strove to reach the heights of senior bliss. You were my...

Added 15 Oct 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 1,547 | 3 Comments

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Welcome my friend to this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories...and thanks for the add...I just have to ask...does your mom know you're here? Cheers...
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