Love Poems(2)


Licking One’s Handicaps---A Love Story in Rhyme

A man overcomes an inability to perform oral sex.

I knew a chap who was quite pissed about his bad cunnilingus when with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth. For no matter how he tried when he was done poor Beth just sighed, “That didn’t do it, Horace!” in one breath. It mattered not his true comport or whether tongue went long or short the hoped for results simply never came. And as the years went drifting by the sighs did stop but...Read On


Our First Time in the Nursing Home

The first time is always the most memorable.

I was four score, you a touch younger. Both of us still had the hunger to release our passions and taste each other’s sweat. Neither of us was much of a talker but you looked so hot on your walker. I wanted to be as close as I could get. My heart sings remembering that very first day the two of us began to play and strove to reach the heights of senior bliss. You were my...Read On

Oral Sex(1)


Santa’s Big Package

An office party Santa gets lucky, and one of Santa's secrets is uncovered.

“Hey, Santa, how about letting me see your package?” I was stunned. This kind of thing never happened to me. There I was, at the office party dressed as Santa, and the sexiest woman on the floor was hitting on me in the supply room. It made no sense. I was the sweet, safe, innocuous nebbish, not the office Don Juan. I was twenty years her senior. I was the one they always called and...Read On