Topic Male brain v. Female brain
18 Sep 2010 20:09
Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not?
Topic Sexy Angels!
16 Sep 2010 11:14
For those who prefer male angels:
Topic Sexy Angels!
16 Sep 2010 11:13
Topic So tomorrow is the end of the world?
10 Sep 2010 05:26
I wonder, how come the single action of some loonie (okay, 50 loonies), has the whole world holding its breath??
Because people refuse to just ignore it and, instead, keep blogging about it and discussing it on message boards?
Topic Sorry Jeff, Threadjack!
10 Sep 2010 05:19
Topic Dog/Cat Diaries
30 Aug 2010 03:20
Topic The Perfect Woman.
29 Aug 2010 10:48
I thought you were going to be linking this:
Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
23 Aug 2010 07:00
Topic Do you have a Dirty Mind?
23 Aug 2010 06:39
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
Who wouldda thought? lol
Topic If this were your site, where would you draw the line regarding allowed content?
19 Aug 2010 11:33
Standard general disclaimer: I like Lush just fine - more than any other adult story site I've yet encountered, in fact - and am not advocating any change in policy.
Since nicola asked the question...
I'm with a few of the others in this thread who would not be offended if the sites rules regarding sexual violence were somewhat relaxed from their current state. As it stands, there is an entire category of stories here at Lush - the "Reluctance" stories - which is by-and-large dedicated to a fairly specific subset of the "let's pretend" Roleplaying story genre. Without an authorial wink in the narrative at some point to let the readers know that everyone was only fooling, my understanding is that the stories in that category would be rejected. Whether your interest lies in Reluctance stories in general or a particular, specific, Reluctance story, simply knowing ahead of time that the characters in the story will eventually disclose that they were only pretending can potentially diminish that story's impact on you as the reader, in the same way that an Incest story's impact on the reader can be diminished if the main characters are shown as only pretending to be relatives. Having written one such Reluctance story that's been published here as of this post, I can say that figuring out how best to approach that 'authorial wink' to keep my story from being rejected was a major factor in how I wrote the story as a whole.
The second category that could, at least, use a bit of clarification for me is "drugging." I know that stories about rendering a partner unconscious thanks to pharmaceuticals are obviously right out, as I would presume any story about using street narcotics is. What about a couple sharing a bottle of wine over a romantic dinner? Standards may have changed since I was last in a college orientation class, but I was always told that drunken consent was an oxymoron, and that giving your prospective partner a single serving of alcohol made any sexual contact thereafter molestation and/or rape, regardless of any established sexual relationship. Is that the standard to which Lush holds? If it's more relaxed than that, where is the line; what's the B.A.C. legal limit for boozing and sexing it up in a Lush story?
Topic Are you a NFL Fan?
11 Aug 2010 09:01
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/7a891a8d67fd040a7abc2ff518757e5c.jpg I grew up watching a Bears offense that consisted of "Payton right, Payton left, Payton up the middle," interspersed with "incomplete pass by whomever the Bears trotted out at QB that week."
Topic A question for the older gentlemen.
10 Aug 2010 18:08
When you are... "approached" by a younger female, I mean young, but still of legal age, what are your thoughts on the matter?
Do you feel Flattered?
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers?
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again?
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs?
Or do you all think of something completely different?
I'd love to know, just incase I attempt to stray along the mature lines next time I'm on the prowl. ;D As soon as it happens, I'll let you know!
09 Aug 2010 02:55
06 Aug 2010 05:12
Topic One for our BikeBum
03 Aug 2010 15:59
Topic Silly Joke
02 Aug 2010 10:05
A successful rancher died and left everything to his very attractive, devoted wife. Determined to keep the ranch, she place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay, the other a drunk. When no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring he would be safer to have around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
Yeah, I know 'gay' and 'cross-dresser' are different. It's still mildly amusing, I think.