About RedHandJohnny
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Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, Greenest state in the land of the free....no no that was Davy Crockett! I'm from the north of England, we say "bath" not "barth", and "bus" not "bas". I say "knickers" not "panties", "arse" not "ass". And fanny means vagina. We do things right in the north. You should treat people as individuals, judge them by their deeds, not the colour of their skin.

Name:
Johnny Redhand
Sex:
Male 
Age:
59
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Interests:
Why all the interest in incest on Lush Stories? It baffles me. I'm very open minded but I can honestly say that's one fantasy that's never crossed my mind. And I've never ever met anyone in my life who has ever expressed an interest in incest. I like the Lush site, but that is one aspect of it that puzzles me. My first story is half written, you'll love it! No clues as to the content except IT WON'T INCLUDE INCEST!
Favorite Books:
The History Of Cheese, Cheese In Pre-Raphaelite Art, Chaos Theory Versus Cheese Theory, A Day In The Life Of A Ripe Stilton, Cheese As A Source Of Renewable Energy, er, anything Cheese-related really.
Favorite Music:
I’ve got wide tastes, here’s a selection: Elmore James, Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, David Bowie, The Sex Pistols, Television, The Ramones, Talking Heads, The Smiths, REM, Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Dr Feelgood, Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Will Oldham, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Shins, Fleet Foxes, Band Of Horses….the list goes on and on……(my new favourite band are Moon Duo, check them out!)
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Date Joined:
01 Dec 2010
Last Visit:
20 Mar 2016
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Forum Posts:
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Tit Fucking
Posted: 26 Feb 2016 23:18

Nice but between the buttocks is much much better.

Topic: Pussy Eating
Posted: 19 Feb 2016 05:20

I thought it was compulsory. Sex without me tasting her cunt would seem incomplete. It's my favourite way of waking a woman up and my favourite way to start the day, and it's almost always appreciated. As for the taste, by experiment and through experience I've found she tastes even better if you do this:- She gets showered, if you can help her with this all the better, making sure she's pristine inside and out, then get her to go for a run, or play tennis, any exercise that will get her to work up a sweat. THEN lick her! Oh believe me you will want to lick and suck her cunt for hour after hour after hour after hour....

Topic: What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 19 Feb 2016 05:02

OhmygodyesyesyesyesYES!

Topic: What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 19 Feb 2016 05:02

OhmygodyesyesyesyesYES!

Topic: What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 19 Feb 2016 05:02

OhmygodyesyesyesyesYES!

Topic: If you could lick any flavour ice cream off someone, what would it be?
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 16:04

You can't beat the flavour and aroma of pure cuntjuice. Ah yes, if only that flavour of ice cream was available......(closes eyes....dreams...cock stiffens.. )

Topic: Tan Lines?
Posted: 20 Nov 2015 15:56

Pic of my Tits/Nipples was taken in St Maarten on nude beach -tan lines from Florida before going to St Maarten...
The details are irrelevant my lovely, your tits are simply gorgeous!

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 14 Nov 2015 15:14

36-C PERFECT!

Topic: Are you happy with your breast size?
Posted: 20 Oct 2015 14:55

I have always been very Happy with Size of my Breasts.....


They look just about perfect to me Ann, with very suckable nipples.

Topic: Your ideal partner in two words
Posted: 17 Oct 2015 15:26

Naughty Fun!

Spankable arse! :)

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Lush
Posted: 14 Apr 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 14 Apr 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
RedHandJohnny
Posted: 07 Dec 2013 13:37
Jan, I'm ready to strap you to my kitchen table and give your arse a damn good spanking! It will glow red hot!! XXXX J
jan40
Posted: 06 Dec 2013 16:00


Thanks for the very chat Johnny, you can spank me for being naughty anytime!
Lush
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 14 Apr 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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