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I ate two strings and when they came out of me, they were tied together. Don't believe me? I shit you KNOT! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Thread moved to the appropriate folder by admin.
Fucking A I'm turned on by my own stories! Why? Because most of them are true! XD
I had a girlfriend once, and we met at Cedar Point in Ohio. She approached me in line for Maxair. we developed an immidiate friendship, and eventually, we kissed underneath a walk-through waterfall. She had black hair with a white stripe through it, her eyes were grey, and she was about my height. 5 foot 9. Eventually: I take her to my hotel room, and right before we have sex, she pulls out a freddy kruger mask out of her purse... I was genuinely creeped out. I don't like men for one thing: second, the last thing need is a nightmare about sex with freddy... she insisted upon it. Eventually, it got to the point where she's fucking me with a cell phone and calling it when it's inside me. she also put tobasco sauce on my tits and licked it off. to top it off, she was fucking me with a strap-on and she was playing music on a mandolin! This sex was crazy, alien, and yet: Hot! It got to the point where I start eating her out and she was making the weirdest moans and groans I have ever heard... it got so ominous and so loud, that a man in a neighboring hotel room knocked on the paper-thin walls and yelled: "Shut the fuck up over there! I'm trying to sleep!!!" SHe angrily gets out of bed and starting hooting and hollering like a monkey! I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard. as for the rest of the sex: I'm not going into great detail, but it invaolves a pillow, redbull and a table tennis paddle...
I had a girl that liked this exact thing too. to avoid any confusion: my advice is that you hide in a closet, or a room somewhere so you don't have to damage anything.
i'd like to believe that the answer is simple, but the truth is that I don't really know....
Leave 'em and go shopping. XD
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As a text-book recluse: I always thought that erotic stories might not be my cup of tea. I was wrong. :)My friend wrote an erotic story and I read it and I was really turned on by it. I am an engineer, but I do some writing in my spare time, including erotic stuff.I like reading this stuff cuz I love how versitile I can be. It doesn't even have to be real. Been a big fan of erotic stories for years, and there is no stopping me.
I have. In the restroom, the rooftop, the janitor's closet, the security guard's booth, and my boss' office. :) what can i say? My pussy needs attention when it's calling.
Yes. I had a beautiful teacher that I had the most obsessive crush of in highschool. To this day, I can picture myself being disciplined by her... ;)
Michele and I were very good friends for quite a while. We have been a couple for about a week now, and we couldn't be happier. She has beautiful brown hair and amber brown eyes that glisten with the sunlight. She has a Nordic look about her: which I find fucking sexy... One thing we like to do is take strolls in the park: Hand-in-hand. The subject of sex has only come up once in our blooming...
Added 24 Apr 2011 | Category Lesbian
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I see and hear thy chest bells ring to me, their taste and diameter fill my mouth. and with thy body, you gave me the key, I take my source of stimulation south. I kiss and lick between thy other lips, I hear you gasp and shout my funny name. And with you juices, I take many sips, My tongue is a wild beast thou cannot tame. I touch, and smell, and taste your source of lust, I'll keep my...
Added 17 Apr 2011 | Category Love Poems
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This was during a time when I was sort of in an open relationship with a British girlfriend by the name of Jasmine. Despite the fact that I have direct Scottish descent and her being a Brit, we got along just fine. It was a Saturday on a dreary day, just the perfect weather for MY BIRTHDAY! It was my 19th, and I was kind of excited on what Jasmine would get me. She came over to my apartment...
Added 10 Apr 2011 | Category Lesbian
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On the day that I met you: I knew that you were an angel. I could, almost, see wings behind you as you gazed at me with the immortal smile. It was a cloudy, dreary, day, but the sun has formed a halo above your head. We were both looking out at the cliffs at the Atlantic ocean, and just being with you for the first time: made the sight much more beautiful. Your blonde hair felt so soft and...
Added 09 Apr 2011 | Category Love Poems
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