About RejectReality


Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

All the Fuss takes place shortly before Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn, which take place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood, Blessing of the Wood

Reject Reality
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Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
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20 May 2019 05:08
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.


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Topic: Weird / unusual
Posted: 12 May 2019 19:27

It was a beautiful spring night, so she'd left the windows open — including the bedroom window. The curtains were drawn, because she was on the cam site she modeled for, updating her picture galleries with new pics from a photoshoot, answering fan messages, etc. I got home from work that morning, hit the shower, and then crawled into bed. She promptly crawled on top of me. Found out I wasn't so tired after all.

We were at it for a while. Got her off going down on her. Then she got off twice riding me. Finally I was on top when we finished together. Quiet orgasms were not something she was capable of. We were both still in the aftershocks when the wind decided to kick up and blow the curtains inward. Her back was arched high enough that when her eyes opened in shocked realization that the window was open, she was looking at the same thing I was...

The meter reader about ten feet away, staring right at us, and chuckling. He gave me a thumbs-up as I scrambled to hold the curtains closed with one hand and reach between them with the other to close the window. We both got a good laugh out of it, even though we were both still gasping for breath.

Topic: Also Almost Famous
Posted: 05 May 2019 10:01

Dropping a little note with a timestamp, because I completely missed a story that's closer on the legendary track than the two I'd noted before.

Dip in the Lake 60592

A quick glance at the numbers shows a slowdown, but that's to be expected considering I haven't put out anything new in a couple of months, and the last two that I did release were outliers to the main body of my catalog — especially the highly viewed ones.

Just purchased a brand new PC. First time ordering from an online retailer, ( Cyberpower PC ) and quite happy with the results. I have a system more advanced for the times than I've ever owned before, and it should hold up far longer. Soooo fast. Running brand new games with full display options and no slowdown. 210 some-odd hours on Dragon Quest XI demonstrated that quite well. LOL

All my writing related programs open and work much faster as well, naturally.

Still slowly tweaking my desktop/start menu/etc. to make those programs quick and easy to access. Beginning to get the writing bug back now that I've taken a long, thoroughly enjoyable walk down Dragon Quest lane ( also beat DQVIII on 3DS and I'm in the final grind of DQVII on 3DS ) I'm flipping through my in-progress drafts, mocked up covers, missing Lush categories and such, seeing if anything lights me up.

Since this forum section is about self-promotion, I'll single out "Nude Holly Day" ( linked several times above ) It's been frequently praised for enjoyable, positive characters. He takes on a young runaway as an assistant when she shows up just as he's in desperate need. She turns out to be excellent at the job, and he takes her under his wing, providing her with a stable life and a push towards continuing her education.

The company finishes a high-pressure push for an important client, and he finally has the chance to resume his regular form of relaxation at the nudist camp. When his young assistant Holly shows up there, he discovers that she feels far more than gratitude toward him.

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 04 May 2019 07:24

Winner's announcement is up :)


Topic: All-Time Favorite Games
Posted: 17 Mar 2019 14:14

After playing the remake of Dragon Quest VIII on the 3ds, it has just taken a definitive lead as my #1 game.

Dragon Quest knows how to make a remake, by golly. New content almost from the get-go in the form of blue chests, two new playable characters with excellent new skills who were also beloved NPCs in the original release, post-game content that blows away the already awesome post-game content of the original...

Playing back through a game I already loved to death with all these enhancements has been a couple of weeks of utter joy.

Topic: Do you go to work on your birthday?
Posted: 02 Mar 2019 04:42

Not in the last decade... Maybe closer to 15 years.

My birthday happens to fall at about the quarter, so it's a logical place to put a week of vacation.

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 01 Mar 2019 23:47

Lush is the only place where Poetry and Flash can get reasonably comparable numbers to longer stories. That's one of the reasons I called out those two categories specifically. :)

One thing's for sure - Lush is heading for a clean sweep in the Flash Fiction and Poetry categories!

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 01 Mar 2019 20:39

Voting is now underway, and will be open until April 30th.

Head over to the Clitorides site and cast your vote for the finalists!

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 01 Mar 2019 04:30

This is the last day of nominations, so if you've been putting it off, now is the time to support your favorite Lush author.

I'll post here when the finalists are announced and voting begins, but get your nominations in now .

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 25 Feb 2019 09:41

So far, Lush is a lock for Flash Story of the Year and Erotic Poetry. The only nominees in those categories are all Lush authors :)

Everyone feel free to add you own. Remember, anyone you nominate is being exposed to a large pool of previously untapped potential readers.

Mysteria is there for poetry with "Sexual Escapade". GreenMan is there for "So Many Secrets".

Jen is there for flash with "Scorch". Browncoffee is there for "Twilight".

Fuzzy Blue is there for short story with "Beating the Skin". GreenMan is there for "Murder on the River Thames"

GreenMan is there for Sci-Fi with "A Steampunk Trip Into a New London Town"

Saucymh is there for Medium erotic story of the year with "All That Glitters"

Mysteria is there for Incest with "Anne Approaches Her Father After a Bad Evening"

GreenMan is there for Exhibition/Voyeur with "The Kitten, The Pup, and the Aegean Sea"

GreenMan is there for Erotic Horror with "The Tree of Life"

I've got nominations for Short Story and Seasonal story in this pen name and as Les Lumens, though most of the nominations originated from SOL, and link to that site's posting.

Topic: Long story or break it down into parts
Posted: 22 Feb 2019 19:00

Once you're breaking something down, I don't think how much you break it down matters all that much. More important is probably breaking it down in logical places that make the readership it will draw hungry for the next chapter.

Novels is probably a slow category. I haven't posted in the category or looked at the numbers much here, but it's a low-readership category pretty much everywhere else, so I'd assume that's especially true here, where very short works rule the roost.

Okay, I posted chap 1(2k) have submitted #2(4k) have about 17k after that so that should be a 10k and a 7k submission? That probably explains the no votes or comments as well.

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Editor's Pick Double Dip

Sitting under the awning next to her truck, Vanille looked down the street and decided that the fair was beginning to wind down. She breathed a sigh of relief both because the long day was over, and because she was going to turn a decent profit from working the small town street fair. Considering her name, she might very well have been destined to sell homemade ice cream from the back of...

Added 30 Jun 2012 | Category Threesomes | Votes 115 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 37,269 | 29 Comments

Editor's Pick Send in the Clone

Ryan grabbed a towel, having just finished a quick shower. With their son off at his parents’ house for a few days, he knew what his wife’s suggestion to take a shower right after dinner meant. They were both a couple of days overdue for some alone time, and breaking that fast always resulted in mind-blowing sex. He toweled off, gave his hair a cursory blow dry, and pulled on a pair of boxers...

Added 19 Aug 2014 | Category Toys | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 30,764 | 14 Comments

All the Fuss

Christi settled the bag slung over her shoulder into a more comfortable position and set out for town. She was in good spirits, even though she harbored no illusions about actually having the opportunity to sell her sword. She'd gained the confidence of her brothers and father some time before, but today's coup was acquiring her mother's reluctant acceptance. That was the key that let her...

Added 25 Feb 2019 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 945 | 2 Comments

Weight Of It

Josh pumped his legs, lifting the weights on the machine, and stole glances off to the side.  It was all he could do not to stare at the handsome man doing easy reps on the bench, not far away. He had a bulky, well-sculpted frame.  He was broad-shouldered and square jawed.  That jawline sported an immaculately trimmed beard that put Josh in mind of an idealized lumberjack.  If it wasn’t...

Added 01 Feb 2019 | Category Gay Male | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 2,594 | 10 Comments

Recommended Read To the Rescue

The music was loud.  The bar was crowded.  Norm had a good buzz going, and hadn’t paid for a single drink all night.  Actually, Natalie hadn’t paid for a drink all night, because that was the name he used – when he felt like offering it – on these little jaunts. He knew he looked good as a woman.  Heads turned and men approached him relentlessly every time he dressed to kill and hit...

Added 07 Jan 2019 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 4,852 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Yule Snow

I never would have guessed that my daughter was a lesbian.  Up until she was sixteen, she had regularly gone on dates with boys.  None of the relationships ever seemed to go anywhere, but as her father, I was fine with things not progressing to a certain point.  When she stopped dating, I assumed that she’d grown frustrated, and that eventually she would snap out of it. When she finally told...

Added 30 Dec 2018 | Category Mature | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,033 | 15 Comments

Harper's Fairy

Crystal smiled, and kept up appearances.  While there was joy to be had in the annual Harper family Christmas gathering, the sting of what happened simply wouldn’t allow her to fully enjoy the festivities. As everyone rose from their seats to adjourn to the kitchen to play Hearts, Crystal’s mother asked, “Are you going to play?” She kept a smile on her face as she shook her head and stood. ...

Added 27 Dec 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 1,499 | 15 Comments

Trade In

It was a good thing I’d moved up to managing the dealership.  I couldn’t have dealt with the public that day. I had my suspicions for a while, but I’d finally put in the time and effort to find out for certain that my wife was cheating on me.  I’d filed for divorce on Friday, and moved my personal belongings into an apartment over the weekend.  I was not in a cheery mood that Monday morning....

Added 22 Dec 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 14,717 | 18 Comments

Morning Jo

Josephine was so glad to be home.  She had never cared for staying in hotels, but that was the only disadvantage of her promotion.  This time, a client had asked to meet a day early due to a scheduling conflict, allowing her to return home a day earlier as well. After a welcome night in her own bed, she showered, toweled dry, and slipped into her luxurious pink bathrobe.  Dressing could...

Added 21 Dec 2018 | Category MILF | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 21,826 | 19 Comments

Swap Meat

I got to the swap meet first thing in the morning, and it had paid off for once.  There was a time when I made good money buying vintage video games on the cheap, and then reselling them for a handsome profit online.  Unfortunately, a lot of other people had started doing the same thing.  That meant the games were harder to come by, more expensive, and went for less in the end. That day,...

Added 20 Dec 2018 | Category MILF | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 10,059 | 13 Comments

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Hope you had a great birthday....xo

13 Apr 2019 14:45

HappyHappyBirthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile. Double Dip is still one of my favorites.
12 Apr 2019 04:17
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Hope you're well....xo

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Nice to be friends

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Thanks for the add....xo

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Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile. Double Dip has always been one of my favorites stories here.
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