About RejectReality


Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

Reject Reality
Relationship Status:
Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
Local Time:
18 Feb 2019 13:49
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.


Date Joined:
29 Jan 2012
Last Visit:
18 Feb 2019 (54 minutes ago)
Page Viewed:
54,050 times
Days in Chat:
Days on Site:
Forum Posts:

Following Who's following RejectReality »

Not following any authors

Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Cannot log in to the mobile site.
Posted: 17 Feb 2019 07:44

I finally got the mobile site to come back up for me. It was still redirecting in Chrome, so I tried in Firefox, which I'd never used to visit the mobile site before. Worked fine. So I cleared my cache and cookies in Chrome. Still no dice.

What finally worked was going into settings, and checking "Desktop Site". That produced a weird two column version of the mobile site. Once I then unchecked Desktop site, the mobile site went back to normal.

Topic: Clitorides Awards
Posted: 14 Feb 2019 06:46

Checked with Nicola to make sure it was okay to post a link, so here it is :)


The Clitorides Awards are currently accepting nominations for 2018. The Clitorides are a long-running contest to highlight erotic fiction. It's typically been dominated by one site, because it's been heavily promoted there, but it's open to stories from any source where the story can be read for free.

Stories/poems nominated must have been posted in 2018, be complete, and be sexual in nature. Author nominations must be for authors posting erotic fiction. There are many categories, but two in particular are a strong point of Lush, and often don't even have any nominations...

Flash Erotic Story of the year
Best Erotic Poetry

Some other categories that have few nominations are Best Erotic Horror, Best Seasonal Story, Best Exhibition/Voyeur story, and Short Erotic Story of the year.

To find a description of the categories, click the "Nominate" link. Next to the category selection box is a link describing each of the categories. Most are self-explanatory, but the word limits for flash, short, medium, etc. are something you may need to reference. Everything else you might need to know is on the FAQ page, including the description of the author categories.

While there are no prizes in the contest, nominees can expect to get a few extra clicks from readers who may never have been exposed to your work before. The finalists can expect a few more clicks, and there will be a permanent link to the story in the archives, possibly generating clicks for years to come. Naturally, anyone who places can expect some clicks when the winner's announcement comes out, plus bragging rights :)

So, if you know of a Lush story or author that deserves recognition, go sign up and make a nomination! Check the Nominees page first. If they've already been nominated, all you need to do is click the + next to the story or author to add your nomination once you sign in. The top 10 nominees become finalists, so every nomination counts.

It will take a little while for new nominations to show up, because the moderator has to check the posting date, whether it's complete, sexual in nature, etc. Once a nomination has been moderated, additional nominations are instantly processed.

Topic: Also Almost Famous
Posted: 07 Feb 2019 12:54

Just crossed the line with "One Incredible Costume", putting me up to 16 famous stories. Once again, crossed well ahead of schedule, so I need to scramble.

Here's a synopsis for Fixed Wright Up.

Tasha Wright is looking forward to the parade of young college studs at the nudist camp on Nude Day, but a storm is threatening to end that parade early. When a gust of wind blows a limb down on the ropes of her screen tent, she gets an unexpected offer of help from Tommy, who used to be her paperboy. He's anything but a boy now.

Her tent pole may be sagging, but his pole certainly isn't.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 30 Jan 2019 16:20

Talking about words within stories, then? I assumed you meant titles, in order to find specific stories and check stats/read them again/etc. The browser find functions do a good job of that. Start typing, and it starts narrowing down with each letter, then use the prev. and next links to jump between occurrences. Or, it will jump directly to it if there's only one match.

You could use a site-limited search on Google as a stopgap for finding words within the text. For instance, to find all of my stories containing mentions of the dryad character Xantina, a search such as this works reasonably well.

Xantina RejectReality site:lushstories.com

Word or character name, author pen name, and the site limiter. You can nail it down even better if you have a specific phrase you're looking for.

"worms crawl in" RejectReality site:lushstories.com

Using the quotes, forcing Google to search for only those words in exactly that order does a good job of tracking down what you're looking for.

Again, no argument against native search functions being added. Just options to get what you need in the meantime :)

This would just pertain to stories I wrote. I could just put a word in search and it would bring up my stories with those words.


Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 30 Jan 2019 15:37

I use the browser->find to do that.

Not that I would complain about having a real built-in search. It would be especially critical if the main site ends up going paginated lists similar to mobile.

The browser's find function is something you can use in the meantime that works reasonably well.

I would love to have a search button on my stories. I often am looking through my stories one by one but if there was a search button I could find things more easily.

Hope you might consider.


Topic: Is it a scam?
Posted: 29 Jan 2019 06:32

If these people had any money, they'd already have a web presence and a domain email, rather than a generic one from gmail. They spammed Lit authors with this as well.

Scam/Pyramid Scheme/Email Harvester.

Topic: New mobile site
Posted: 23 Jan 2019 13:33

I don't think there are any plans to change the desktop site.

It's not that the site is being made "mobile-friendly" but that the mobile version of the site is being made more user-friendly. There has been a mobile version of the site (distinct from the desktop site) for a long time already.

That's not what I got from this quote.

The company we have partnered with, wanted to prove concept first before committing even more resources, time and money into the site's development (and merging all the forum posts / groups / chat rooms etc.. into the one mobile friendly site).

If they had gone the whole hog with desktop, a 3 month project would have turned into an 8-12 month one, at great cost.

Topic: New mobile site
Posted: 23 Jan 2019 12:45

I certainly hope we don't lose any author functionality of the full site in making it mobile friendly. The ability to customize our story listings is something I utilize every time I post a story. The ability to search our story lists ( via browser->find ) is something I use almost daily.

If the full site moves to pagination for listings such as our story list, I certainly hope a full list will still be available. At the very least, a built in search function to jump to a specific story regardless of what page it's on would be critical for me.

Topic: The Longest Story
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 04:19

Completely slipped my mind that you said the story was Sci-Fi while I was digging through my stuff looking for multi-chapter data. Guess I'll put up those Fantasy and Supernatural stories, even thought there's little to go off of.

For all of these, the chapters/stories posted more or less daily.

To Catch a Merchant Princess is 6 chapters of 8-9k words each, and came out in 2013. First has 8 votes, 7k views, and 2 comments. Last has 9 votes, 4k views, and 4 comments.

Lowborn is 10 chapters of around 5k words each, and came out in 2014. First has a whopping 2 votes, 3600 views, and 1 comment. Last has 1 vote, 2100 views, and no comments.

Blackhawk Hall is 6 chapters of 7-8k words each, and came out in 2014. First has 4 votes, 4780 views, and 3 comments. Last has 2 votes, 2900 views and 2 comments.

My Magic of the Wood series is 8 stories, comprised of 14 parts. Only the first two fit within a single submission. All the rest had to be split into two pieces each. One of the stories ( both parts ) got an RR, and it came out in 2014. First story has 7 votes, 4700 views, and 3 comments. Last part of the last story has 2 votes, 3400 views, and 1 comment.

Topic: The Longest Story
Posted: 21 Jan 2019 22:03

No clue where I lie in the "longest" hierarchy, but my Adam series ( Incest category ) is certainly long as hell for here.

There are sixteen chapters total. Four in the first, seven in the second, and five in the third. They're all somewhere between 5 and 6k words in length. So it's somewhere between 80 and 90k words total.

The first chapter of the first series has 28 votes, 11 comments, and 11k views. The last chapter of the third series has 12 votes, 5 comments, and 3600 views. First chapter posted on the 3rd of Dec. 2017, the final posted on Jan. 01 of 2018.

My Magic of the Wood series is actually longer, but it's Supernatural, so there's no data of any real use to draw from that. A couple of my other fantasy stories are almost that long, but again, that's a desert category where there's no real data of use.

You'll absolutely want all the chapters to come out predictably, and in a reasonably short period of time. Any lapses are almost certain to kill your retention. So, obviously have the full story complete before you post the first chapter.

That's at least one data point for you to weigh.

back to top

Recent Activity All Blogs »


Story Competitions

Stories Published By RejectReality All Stories »

Editor's Pick Double Dip

Sitting under the awning next to her truck, Vanille looked down the street and decided that the fair was beginning to wind down. She breathed a sigh of relief both because the long day was over, and because she was going to turn a decent profit from working the small town street fair. Considering her name, she might very well have been destined to sell homemade ice cream from the back of...

Added 30 Jun 2012 | Category Threesomes | Votes 113 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 36,538 | 28 Comments

Editor's Pick Send in the Clone

Ryan grabbed a towel, having just finished a quick shower. With their son off at his parents’ house for a few days, he knew what his wife’s suggestion to take a shower right after dinner meant. They were both a couple of days overdue for some alone time, and breaking that fast always resulted in mind-blowing sex. He toweled off, gave his hair a cursory blow dry, and pulled on a pair of boxers...

Added 19 Aug 2014 | Category Toys | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 30,180 | 14 Comments

Weight Of It

Josh pumped his legs, lifting the weights on the machine, and stole glances off to the side.  It was all he could do not to stare at the handsome man doing easy reps on the bench, not far away. He had a bulky, well-sculpted frame.  He was broad-shouldered and square jawed.  That jawline sported an immaculately trimmed beard that put Josh in mind of an idealized lumberjack.  If it wasn’t...

Added 01 Feb 2019 | Category Gay Male | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 1,483 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read To the Rescue

The music was loud.  The bar was crowded.  Norm had a good buzz going, and hadn’t paid for a single drink all night.  Actually, Natalie hadn’t paid for a drink all night, because that was the name he used – when he felt like offering it – on these little jaunts. He knew he looked good as a woman.  Heads turned and men approached him relentlessly every time he dressed to kill and hit...

Added 07 Jan 2019 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 3,475 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Yule Snow

I never would have guessed that my daughter was a lesbian.  Up until she was sixteen, she had regularly gone on dates with boys.  None of the relationships ever seemed to go anywhere, but as her father, I was fine with things not progressing to a certain point.  When she stopped dating, I assumed that she’d grown frustrated, and that eventually she would snap out of it. When she finally told...

Added 30 Dec 2018 | Category Mature | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,162 | 14 Comments

Harper's Fairy

Crystal smiled, and kept up appearances.  While there was joy to be had in the annual Harper family Christmas gathering, the sting of what happened simply wouldn’t allow her to fully enjoy the festivities. As everyone rose from their seats to adjourn to the kitchen to play Hearts, Crystal’s mother asked, “Are you going to play?” She kept a smile on her face as she shook her head and stood. ...

Added 27 Dec 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 1,117 | 14 Comments

Trade In

It was a good thing I’d moved up to managing the dealership.  I couldn’t have dealt with the public that day. I had my suspicions for a while, but I’d finally put in the time and effort to find out for certain that my wife was cheating on me.  I’d filed for divorce on Friday, and moved my personal belongings into an apartment over the weekend.  I was not in a cheery mood that Monday morning....

Added 22 Dec 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 53 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 13,213 | 18 Comments

Morning Jo

Josephine was so glad to be home.  She had never cared for staying in hotels, but that was the only disadvantage of her promotion.  This time, a client had asked to meet a day early due to a scheduling conflict, allowing her to return home a day earlier as well. After a welcome night in her own bed, she showered, toweled dry, and slipped into her luxurious pink bathrobe.  Dressing could...

Added 21 Dec 2018 | Category MILF | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 18,839 | 19 Comments

Swap Meat

I got to the swap meet first thing in the morning, and it had paid off for once.  There was a time when I made good money buying vintage video games on the cheap, and then reselling them for a handsome profit online.  Unfortunately, a lot of other people had started doing the same thing.  That meant the games were harder to come by, more expensive, and went for less in the end. That day,...

Added 20 Dec 2018 | Category MILF | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 8,784 | 13 Comments

Mom's Christmas Cookie Pt. 1 of 3

It’s the law of unintended consequences.  Well, maybe consequences isn’t the right word... It all started when I found out my mother’s hot, dark-haired friend Candice – whom everyone called Cookie – was moving into the guest room at Mom’s.  Cookie’s landlord had jacked up the rent on her apartment, and it was just too much for her to afford.  He did it right before the holidays.  What...

Added 13 Dec 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 10,052 | 11 Comments

Image Gallery

129 Images

Video Gallery

1 Videos

Friends Comments

Thanks for the add....xo

3 days ago

31 Dec 2018 09:28

28 Dec 2018 09:57

31 Jul 2018 13:12

12 Apr 2018 08:19

HappyHappyBirthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile.
12 Apr 2018 03:41
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2018 00:20

11 Apr 2018 21:09

26 Mar 2018 15:58

Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile. Double Dip has always been one of my favorites stories here.
12 Apr 2017 02:48
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2017 00:20

Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.
12 Apr 2016 03:23
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2014 00:20
Thanks for add!
19 Aug 2013 07:18

Thanks for the add!!! Looking forward to more great stories. Thanks for sharing.
30 Apr 2013 07:29
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
12 Apr 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
11 Apr 2012 02:00
back to top

Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.

Tell us why

Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.