About RejectReality

Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

Reject Reality
Relationship Status:
Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.
Date Joined:
29 Jan 2012
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Topic: 'American English'
Posted: 07 May 2016 19:51

To give a Lush specific example, the wait for a story to be approved is the queue to me.

On the computer is a queue. Everything else is a line.

Any other UK English I use can be blamed on Monty Python.

Americans say 'back of the line'.

Now if you're on the computer and it's documents waiting to print we'd say 'queue'. But not in reference to people or actual objects.

Topic: Can I get a Forum Signature Code?
Posted: 06 Mar 2016 13:11

Here you go. Tracked down the URL for the second story and put it in there. Remember, NO spaces, even if it looks like it in this code. Starting each new tag immediately after ending the previous one is how you prevent a gap between the images.

If, on the other hand, you want a little whitespace between them, just add a single space after the first /url tag. If you want them one above the other ( which I doubt ) then you put a single carriage return after the first /url tag.

BBcode processes taps of the enter key and drops whatever follows to the next line.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1589322149-RustyTromboneForum.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/1713693623-CurseOfTheJoshuaTree.jpg

https://upload.lushstories.com/1589322149-RustyTromboneForum.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/1713693623-CurseOfTheJoshuaTree.jpg

Topic: Formatting problems when cutting and pasting
Posted: 03 Mar 2016 19:54

I wasn't aware that italics would paste in anyway. It's never worked for me. I've had to add those back in after pasting on every submission.

I get that same formatting problem when I copy and paste my text from Mac Pages into the text submission box. Yes, the extra line space, along with some other spacing/format issues.

The solution is to copy your text and paste into a 'private message' here on Lush to yourself. Then copy the text from your received pm and paste that into the text submission box. The only problem is that you lose your italics or bolds. But it is a lot easier to reapply any italics and bolds rather than have to fix all those spacing issues.

Topic: Is there one poem or story you've written that you would like more people to read?
Posted: 24 Feb 2016 23:29

One of my favorites, which languishes in the readership black hole of Fantasy & Sci-Fi LOL


Posted: 27 Jan 2016 13:14

It's Groundhog Day!

Feb. 2 at 6 a.m.

Sorry, I got to that joke first :)

February 2, 6:00 AM

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
I got you babe
I got you babe

Topic: 10k words guideline
Posted: 24 Jan 2016 22:48

Just to be clear, I'm not complaining. I've been self-policing, and not even putting things in the queue that I couldn't break down into parts below the limit - few though they are.

Considering what's come up, I'm going to skip posting this one, rather than potentially becoming a "Yeah, but..." example for someone else who might want to complain.

If you want to erase this thread for fear it might encourage people to push the wordcount boundary, do so with my blessing. I know you don't need it, but you have it anyway.

Topic: 10k words guideline
Posted: 24 Jan 2016 19:01

we can be flexible, but we do appreciate if you contact one of us, probably me, first, so i know what's coming at us and i am aware of why it's been submitted as a single part. :)

That is absolutely not a problem, and duly noted. Just got the draft back from my editor, so it will probably be ready in a couple of days.

Might consider posting one other that I'd passed on as well. It was just barely over 21k words, and I had a good 2-part split, but couldn't figure out an acceptable 3 part split to keep them all below 10k.

It's usually not a problem, because most of my one-shot stories don't exceed the limit, and most of my longer stories are written as chapters to begin with, so the breaks are already in place.

Posted: 24 Jan 2016 17:12

It's Groundhog Day!

Feb. 2 at 6 a.m.

Topic: 10k words guideline
Posted: 24 Jan 2016 17:07

How solid is the 10k words per submission guideline? My latest ended up clocking in at 11,300. ( possibly a tad more by Lush's counter, which alway seems to be a bit higher ) After looking at it for a while, there's no point to break it into parts that I'm satisfied with. They all cause a serious interruption to the flow, which will be even worse with a day or more lag between the parts posting.

Previously, with stories that have given me this sort of problem, I just scrapped the idea of posting them here. I thought I'd feel this one out, since it's closer to the upper limit.

Topic: Re-reading your own stories
Posted: 12 Jan 2016 21:32

I read back through my stories frequently. Some of them, like Merchant Princess and my Magic of the Wood series, I read a couple of times a year.

I enjoy my stuff, or I wouldn't write it. Once a year or so has passed, I've forgotten enough of the small details to be tickled by them again when I read them.

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Taste the Rainbow

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Denise glanced down at Rodney’s hand, and then lifted her eyebrows. Snapping out of the momentary trance, he reached out and added his other hand to the first, tugging upward on her top. She raised her arms when the material reached the bottom of her lacy pink bra. As her top slid over her head, Denise took over and absently tossed it off to the side. The bra was sheer, leaving little of...

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Jackin' Jill Ch. 04

Rodney pulled up in front of the dorm, his stomach doing flip-flops. Jill had carefully selected his rental car, leaning toward the higher end without crossing the line to a sports car or luxury model. His outfit had likewise been chosen to edge toward the popular styles without contrasting too much with his normal, comfortable mode of dress. Despite Jill and Watch both giving him seals...

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Jackin' Jill Ch. 03

Rodney started awake, shaking his head and blinking against the light streaming in the window. After a few seconds, the sleep fog began to lift from his head, and he realized that the light was out of place. He wasn’t in his basement room at home. Memories returned as his eyes adjusted, and a smile spread across his face. Jill completed a long, broad-tongued lap of his erection. When she...

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Jackin' Jill Ch. 02

The door opening finally snapped him out of the online world where he was King for at least a day. He turned around to see Jill carrying the suitcase that housed the lights and cameras. “Give me a hand with this? I never knew it was so heavy.” Springing from the chair, he said, “Sure. Where’s Watch?” Jill sat down the suitcase and sighed in relief. “He’s playing with Gina. I told you...

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Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.
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Thanks for the add!!! Looking forward to more great stories. Thanks for sharing.
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