About RejectReality


Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

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jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.


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Topic: does lush have some kind of relationship with sexstories-all.com?
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 08:19

Looks like the same pack that have been in operation under an ever-evolving name since the early 2000s. The name is always some variant of sexstories and odds are there's already a back-up site in operation under a similar name, stealing the same stories, ready to take over when the current big one gets shut down for malware, DMCA notices sent to the host, etc.

There's no shutting this bunch down. The best you can do is reduce their visibility for a brief period while they switch over to the new domain.

As with any of these fly-by-night sites, it's not worth the effort to pursue it. It's a never-ending game of whack-a-mole. Concentrate any such efforts on shutting down scumbags who are actually selling your work as Ebooks.

Don't forget Amazon's policy that something can't be cheaper elsewhere. Free is cheaper, so reporting a stolen Ebook and linking to your story on Lush is often enough to get it pulled from the store.

Topic: Copyright Law and protecting your work
Posted: 14 Apr 2017 00:40

As long as I'm here, I'll bring up a trick you can use against Amazon thieves who take work from sites like this and publish it for pay on Amazon.

Amazon has a policy where the work can't be available elsewhere cheaper than it is on Amazon. Free qualifies. Use the reporting functions to link to your original work. I know several people who have had near instant satisfaction getting their stolen work removed from Amazon with that simple trick.

Topic: Copyright Law and protecting your work
Posted: 14 Apr 2017 00:37

Does it cost anything to copyright ones stories?

Yes, a formal copyright has costs. You can look it up on the U.S. copyright site, which is linked above, I believe. You can alleviate some of the costs by collecting several of your stories as "anthologies" and registering them all together. It protects every work in the collection for the price of a single registration.

That said, unless you're going to sell your work as Ebooks, it's not really worth getting a formal registration through the copyright office. A formal registration is only necessary to seek damages, and if you're posting on a free site, you've already given it away for free, so there's no monetary damages.

The legal costs and shady, fly-by-night nature of most thieves means that even with a formal copyright and established profit through and Ebook, it's still not really worth the effort. Publishing houses with lawyers on retainer are the only ones who can really take advantage of formal copyright protection.

Topic: Share some of your stories - invitation to self-promote
Posted: 12 Apr 2017 22:57

1) The one you wish more people had seen .

As always, it's Merchant Princess. It's what I consider some of my best work, and being multi-part + Sci-Fi&Fantasy means few people ever take a look.


2) Character that you've written that you'd most like to spend a night with

I have to say Jill, because there's so much of my late wife in her personality.


3) Most interesting female character.

Well, as far as stories here go, I guess Valerie. There's just something about her that's so completely off and makes you wonder what's motivating her from moment to moment.


4) Most interesting male character .

Mindblind. An outcast with minimal patience and anger issues who still manages to be the best person in the room when the chips are down.


5) Story whose success surprised you.

Boned, without a doubt. It's more or less been on the top of the Milf stories list since it posted and passed legendary status quite a while ago.


6) A story you were nervous about posting . How come?

That's Merchant Princess again. Why? Because I already had an inkling of how multi-part fantasy stories played here, and the thought of it languishing in obscurity when I love it so much made me hesitate.

7) your raunchiest story.

Hmm... I guess that's probably a tie between Good Will and One Incredible Costume. They're both that younger person you shouldn't be having sex with because it's a daughter's friend or neighbor's son thing, combined with some pretty down-and-dirty seduced into it sex.


8) your sappiest story

Merchant Princess again. But, Friend of the Wood is right up there with it.


9) the one you're proudest of.

Merchant Princess again LOL Also really fond of Lowborn in this regard. However, I'm really pretty proud of Nude Holly Day as well. It started off as nothing more than my standard romp, and ended up transforming into something quite a bit more.


10) a story you want to mention just because.

Recycled... Because it's the story that's currently closest to "Famous" that hasn't made it there yet in my list. ( Closely followed by Double Dip ) Only needs about 3k hits.


Topic: Competition Entries should be primarily SOLO efforts
Posted: 23 Feb 2017 18:51

The change to the first post makes this sensible. For me, the bare minimum of finishing a story is to have someone else read it and make sure the multiple passes of self-editing haven't missed anything. That's what my primary editor does for me. He catches one or two little things every time.

I'm assuming that's what "Light editing" means.

I don't know where my more intensive process I used for my Magic of the Wood series and a couple of other stories here and there would fall. Sandwiched in the middle between my self-editing and my main editor, all of those had an impression reader. Her only job was to point out "huh?" moments in the story, ignoring grammar.

The type of commentary coming back would be things of this nature:

"This is a personal observation here. They were touching a squirrel. Now they’re touching food they’re going to eat? And not washing their hands first? That’s gross even if it is fiction."

(Why or how is it obvious? You haven’t given the reader anything to know that yet. That comes next but it isn’t obvious here.)

(Saying the walk ended in the bedroom gives it a different implication than what you’re meaning here.)

I have done extensive editing such as adding new scenes, dropping scenes, dropping peripheral characters and such based on those type of questions, but most of them simply involved a bit of rewording or pulling a bottle of hand sanitizer from someone's purse.

Not sure where that would fall, although it would be pretty much irrelevant to the competitions here, because the shortest story I've ever added that extra step to was 13k words or so.

Topic: PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted: 24 Nov 2016 18:45

Find a plugin for your forum software that checks against stopforumspam. For small sites, it's a godsend that will weed out the bulk of spammer sign-ups.

My site is a little hole in the wall that's mostly me talking to myself, but the plugin has blocked over 4700 registrations this year — more than double last year. Which was more than double the year before. That's not even counting the registrations blocked by another plugin, those who never validate their email, those I catch because I have the time to check out every sign-up that makes it through, etc.

3000? Eek! I'm getting 2-4 fakes a day at the board I admin and we're worrying about it. But 3000? We'd probably have to shut down. Our active membership is under 100.

Topic: Non-Nude Camming Sites - Recommendations, Please! :)
Posted: 11 Jul 2016 23:54

I always drop that warning whenever camming comes up. I've seen so many models screw their lives up because they try to depend upon it to make a living that I feel the need to say it.

It's not really competition with free porn. There was plenty of that back when camming got off the ground. The people who go to live chat are going there for interaction, and that hasn't changed. That's especially true of the people who open their wallets.

The problem of too many sites isn't just the enormity of the landscape spreading out the chatters, either. Models often get frustrated with low to no return on their time and end up switching sites. Their biggest fans ( who are in the know ) will follow them, and everybody else is left out in the cold. You end up with a situation where few chatters have any site loyalty, and thus you're not only competing with every model on the site where you are, but also the other half a dozen sites that chatters have in their bookmarks because of migrating models.

Even if you do find a good site, it seems to be inevitable nowadays that the site will go under in six months, forcing you to go hunting for a new home again.

Making anything nowadays is dependant upon spending almost as much time on social media as you do on cam.

Anyway, I know jack-all about non-nude sites. I've honestly never seen one. Just thought I'd drop some ideas about the current lay of the land, considering you said you haven't been on cam for a few years.

Topic: Non-Nude Camming Sites - Recommendations, Please! :)
Posted: 10 Jul 2016 17:41

If you were modeling in the beginning ( as in, the late 90's, early 2000s ) then the primary thing you need to know, regardless of the site, is that the money just isn't there the way it was back in those days.

It should never be something you depend upon for even a tiny fraction of your necessary income, but that's far more true nowadays than it was back then. If you're not in it primarily for your own entertainment as an exhibitionist, then you're honestly setting yourself up for a fall.

There are too many sites and too many models. Even if you're the most engaging model on the site ( which is far more important than mere looks ) it's still difficult for people to discover you amidst all the barbie dolls with chatbot personalities and girls streaming out of studios in the former Soviet Bloc nations.

You're not going to have anything resembling steady income. Certainly not anything that could remotely finance even minor cosmetic procedures. The days of making $600 to $1000 a week after taxes have been gone for a long, long time — and that's full nude. I can't imagine non-nude camming has even a fraction of that potential without being tied to some sort of shady escort situation.

Do it because you enjoy it, or don't do it at all. If the money is a factor, just say away from the biz. You'll most likely do nothing more than make your situation worse.

Topic: 'American English'
Posted: 07 May 2016 19:51

To give a Lush specific example, the wait for a story to be approved is the queue to me.

On the computer is a queue. Everything else is a line.

Any other UK English I use can be blamed on Monty Python.

Americans say 'back of the line'.

Now if you're on the computer and it's documents waiting to print we'd say 'queue'. But not in reference to people or actual objects.

Topic: Can I get a Forum Signature Code?
Posted: 06 Mar 2016 13:11

Here you go. Tracked down the URL for the second story and put it in there. Remember, NO spaces, even if it looks like it in this code. Starting each new tag immediately after ending the previous one is how you prevent a gap between the images.

If, on the other hand, you want a little whitespace between them, just add a single space after the first /url tag. If you want them one above the other ( which I doubt ) then you put a single carriage return after the first /url tag.

BBcode processes taps of the enter key and drops whatever follows to the next line.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1589322149-RustyTromboneForum.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/1713693623-CurseOfTheJoshuaTree.jpg

https://upload.lushstories.com/1589322149-RustyTromboneForum.jpg https://upload.lushstories.com/1713693623-CurseOfTheJoshuaTree.jpg

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Pawnographic (Part 1 of 2)

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Pawnographic (Part 2 of 2)

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Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile. Double Dip has always been one of my favorites stories here.
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