About RejectReality


Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

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Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
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20 Nov 2017 04:46
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.


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Topic: Firefox Quantum - Highly Recommended!
Posted: 20 Nov 2017 00:39

NOT a fan.

It's slow to start, frequently hangs for several seconds at a time, locking up my entire system, crashes on intensive pages, and breaks the no-script extension with its sandboxing.

My primary use of Firefox was on pages jammed with ads. No-script killed those, and sidestepped most anti-adblocking measures when you selectively allowed only necessary domains for the content you want. Until that extension is updated to work in Quantum, I'm not even bothering with Firefox beyond a couple of sites where it's the browser my LesLumens handle is logged into.

We'll see if it's just those ad-infested sites that are choking it once No-script works. One thing's for certain, I see no noticeable improvement over the previous version, and no advantage over Chrome on those sites I use it for that aren't littered with ads.

Topic: Announcing our new "Boobies" Competition $500 going to charity
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 23:50

Can't help myself with the puns and wordplay in titles 8- "Do the lotion motion"? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/laughing11.gif" alt="laughing9">

Nice title!

Topic: Also Almost Famous
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 23:38

Didn't want to intrude on Naughtyannie's thread, which is here:


Had the same idea, but she beat me to it. LOL

I've got 13 stories between 20k and 30k views. Two of them are right at the edge as of now.


Double Dip is at 29,417. A homemade ice cream vendor working a nudist event gets her own cream from a couple of hung young studs.


Recycled is at 29,207. Daughter is fed up with her boyfriend's environmental activism and dumps him before a protest on Earth Day. Mom thinks her daughter is crazy, and ends up recycling the stud she tossed away.

Topic: Announcing our new "Boobies" Competition $500 going to charity
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 14:03

Made it in :)

Only 1 more vote to hit that magical 10. Who wants to be the lucky reader? LOL

Topic: Announcing our new "Boobies" Competition $500 going to charity
Posted: 16 Nov 2017 22:36

After scrapping one idea because it wouldn't congeal, and another because there was no way I had time to write it + didn't think I could squeeze it into 5k words, ( though it remains in the draft folder for eventual completion) I finally came up with something and dashed off the first draft over the last couple of days.

A little over 1200 words and basically no sex. Just lots of visual boob worship and stream of consciousness protagonist rambling. LOL Giving it time to simmer overnight before doing my editing.

"Do the Lotion Motion" should go in the queue late Saturday evening, just under the wire.

Topic: 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted: 16 Nov 2017 00:15

Something that kinda concerns me is there are so many categories, some writers will submit crap every other day, worse than we've seen before. It may overwhelm the mods and take longer for stories to post.

Doubt it. There aren't going to be that many people trying for the Omnium badge, and that's really the only reason to go crazy for new categories. Maybe people had a few ideas or WIPs that didn't fit well with the existing categories, but that shouldn't be overwhelming.

The glut is likely to come from I.F. stories getting re-upped.

I may eventually get to Omninum. I was working my way there, starting to post some shorts tailored to the categories I hadn't hit, and then got blasted with 11 more LOL

Horror may be easy, because I already have a couple I haven't posted, but I have to look at what's already been approved and see just how "horror" the category is. These are dark stories that I assumed wouldn't pass muster in Supernatural. Have to see if Horror has a little more edge.

Topic: 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted: 13 Nov 2017 19:12

Putting the incest category in the vault would defeat the purpose of reinstating it in the first place.

It's going to take a long time for the traffic to recover, even with the category reinstated. That's especially true since it's not being promoted in any way. Many of those who left won't return just because the category is back. They were here when the forum was a drunken orgy of celebration and sneering because the category was axed without warning, so they have no reason to think it would ever come back. Even if they do find out it's been reinstated, many of them are going to have a bad taste in their mouth from the way they were treated and not return.

The traffic is going to come from those readers who haven't found a home, or are dissatisfied with the quality of the stories they're reading elsewhere. If you hide those stories in the vault like a dog with chronic flatulence when company is coming, the recovery will be even slower, if it happens at all. You're depending upon those who do pay for a membership and find stories to their liking there to be the sole means of people discovering them. Then the people who do hear good things have to be willing to fork over the cash without seeing for themselves what is available.

Out in the open ( even if ignored like the homeless guy who lives in the alley and smells like he's drenched in cat piss ) people can at least discover them, link to them, and bring in others to recover the traffic lost — eventually.

Topic: Which is better a BJ with touching or without hands just mouth
Posted: 23 Oct 2017 07:03

If it's intended to reach completion, it has to be with hands and significant stroking. Otherwise, I'm not getting there. Lots of uncomfortable situations caused by that over the years with women who've had a 100% success rate but couldn't push me over the edge. Warnings that it's hard to get me off orally just end up being taken as a challenge and make the whole thing worse. I don't ask for blowjobs.

Almost impossible for me to come with a woman riding me as well. That has proved to be a rather significant boon, though ;)

Fucking her mouth doesn't work either, because the almost inevitable gagging is a turn-off for me. If I want to be with someone, I don't want to be choking her. If her breasts are big enough to wrap around me and the head to be in her mouth, a titfuck-headjob is a surefire bet.

If it's just foreplay, whatever makes her happy is just fine and dandy with me.

Topic: Boy Scouts Allow Girls to Join, Girl Scouts Backlash
Posted: 16 Oct 2017 21:57

The crap I got away with when I was on Scout outings with nobody being the wiser tells me that there's way too much potential for sneaking off into the woods and all the consequences thereof.

Rest assured that all it takes is a little coordination between parties, a carefully unzipped tent door, and shielded flashlights to get out of sight and earshot of camp in the wee hours. Scout campouts were where my friends and I got away with all the crap we wouldn't have dared try in town. Co-ed campers provided that sort of opportunity is going to lead to predictable results unless the leaders take turns on watch like they're expecting an Orc ambush at any moment.

My guess is it's not going to end well.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Bookish" Story Competition
Posted: 15 Oct 2017 08:08

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Editor's Pick Double Dip

Sitting under the awning next to her truck, Vanille looked down the street and decided that the fair was beginning to wind down. She breathed a sigh of relief both because the long day was over, and because she was going to turn a decent profit from working the small town street fair. Considering her name, she might very well have been destined to sell homemade ice cream from the back of...

Added 30 Jun 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 101 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 29,210 | 26 Comments

Editor's Pick Send in the Clone

Ryan grabbed a towel, having just finished a quick shower. With their son off at his parents’ house for a few days, he knew what his wife’s suggestion to take a shower right after dinner meant. They were both a couple of days overdue for some alone time, and breaking that fast always resulted in mind-blowing sex. He toweled off, gave his hair a cursory blow dry, and pulled on a pair of boxers...

Added 19 Aug 2014 | Category Toys | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 26,277 | 11 Comments

Do the Lotion Motion

Talk about wonderful timing.  I stepped across the bedroom threshold just as she picked up the bottle of lotion. Well, it could have been better.  I could have made it  home a couple of hours before, when she wasn’t as exhausted as her heavy eyes told me she was.  Not that it detracted in the slightest from how gorgeous and sexy she looked standing there in front of the mirror wearing...

Added 18 Nov 2017 | Category Voyeur

X-Ray(Ted) Vision

Debbie glanced over at the three tents set up some distance from her, and saw no signs of life.  Her boys had completely worn themselves out and barely had the energy to crawl into their tents an hour or so before.  She smiled, chuckled, and took a sip of wine. It was hard to believe that she was enjoying herself.  Every year she and her ex-husband had taken the boys on a camping trip. ...

Added 15 Nov 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 2,752 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Pot Head

Rob rolled up to his parents’ house and pushed his mountain bike into the shadows by the porch.  With his younger sister soon to turn eighteen and heading off to college in the fall, his parents were milking her remaining time at home for all it was worth.  This week, it was a ski trip to Colorado. He was going to take advantage of every moment he could. Unfortunately, his weird work...

Added 03 Oct 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 7,694 | 11 Comments

Little Fuckers

Diane walked into the front room of her apartment, blinking the sleep out of her eyes and smoothing her fingers through her blonde locks.  After three weeks of a hard push at work, she finally had a long weekend as a reward, and she was determined not to sleep it away.  That didn’t mean she was awake enough to start breakfast, though.  She picked up the remote to the television and sat down. ...

Added 29 Sep 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,345 | 11 Comments


The book slid into place – the last of those that had been returned that day.  Melissa pushed the cart back to its normal parking spot next to the front counter.  Along the way, she glanced out the door, and then at the clock above the counter.  It was half past six – nearly closing time – and she was beginning to worry. Dani was like clockwork, arriving at five after five every Saturday...

Added 19 Sep 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,379 | 20 Comments

Recommended Read Quite Neighborly

The wind gusted as Wendy climbed out of her car.  She closed her eyes against the strands of auburn hair trying to fly into them, and then smoothed back the tresses when the wind abated.  All the work she’d done this morning had been destroyed in a few seconds, but she wasn’t troubled.  She was returning home without dread, which was still a novel enough experience for her to ignore the...

Added 15 Sep 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 13,809 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read Fixed Wright Up

Tasha opened the door of her camper trailer and took a deep breath of the morning air. Dappled sunlight filtered through the trees to fall on her nude body, and she shivered from a still-crisp breeze. She covered her stiffening nipples for a moment, pushed her long dark locks off her shoulders, and then made her way down the steps to the screen tent. It wouldn’t be long before the mosquitos...

Added 13 Jul 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 18,372 | 11 Comments

Batter Up

Carrie winced as the ball popped into a glove. The double play took the steam out of a ninth inning rally. With only one out left, she knew there wasn’t much hope of her boyfriend’s team pulling this one out. Sure enough, only three pitches later, the center fielder caught a long fly ball, ending the game. She gathered up her bottle of water and purse, knowing Greg was going to need...

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