Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood
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I'm not surprised.An erotic poem here will average double the votes and comments that it will receive anywhere else -- even on sites with higher traffic. When the site's readership is the most responsive around, erotic poets are going to hear about it and act accordingly.Love poems can probably get a larger response on a "mainstream" site, but for naughty poetry, I haven't seen a readership this engaged anywhere else. Poems are taking over Lush. Mind you I think you mods have to shoulder some of the blame for that - you're even accepting haikus now!Look how bad it's getting... Total Stories Poems2010 2761 2403 358 (13%)2011 4943 4378 565 (11%)2012 5711 4858 853 (15%) 2013 5501 4422 1079 (20%)2014 8153 5797 2356 (29%)2015 1197 743 454 (38%) *Bear in mind that figures don't include the deleted category
I'm seeing a strange bug when logged in as a Gold member using Google Chrome. Right where the story text wraps around the information box at the top of the story, strange things are happening. Words repeat and words are dropped. https://upload.lushstories.com/484956553-lush-glitch.jpg This only happens in Chrome when I'm logged in. It looks fine if I log out, and it's good in IE and Firefox either way.My latest story is the one from the screenshot, but it's not the only one affected.EDIT: Additional information- I have zero add-ons for Chrome, so there's nothing there causing the problem. Refreshing the page also seems to correct it.
Well, bugger.I like the ability to hide the badge, but it has the potential to negate my #1 perk of Gold.I guess I'll make up my mind the next time I go to submit something new.
This just popped into my head.Does using the setting to hide your Gold badge include hiding it in the submission queue, thus negating the priority posting? Or is whatever indicator/process involved unaffected by that setting?
Unforgiven and Blazing Saddles.Watch both of them at least 2-3 times a year.
You can see when a member scores your story in your timeline, and anonymous votes aren't allowed, so those votes of less than four are all but non-existent nowadays. Too many reprisals for daring to vote anything but five have scared people off from doing so.Just something to think about. It could get you a few more votes from people who shy away from the "must comment" restriction, and the odds of it resulting in low votes are near zilch anyway. If I might give an opposing point of view: I respect anyone's right to score my stories as they see fit. However, when you've spent hours, days or weeks on a story and put your heart and soul into it, it is deflating to see a low score and have no idea why it was given.I understand that forcing comments will cost me scores, but I feel that's a price worth paying for avoiding anonymously awarded 1s, 2s and 3s. The bottom line is that I want people to enjoy my stories and be turned on by them. Danielle xxx
I thought he meant BBC meaning big, black cock.Sorry. The thread title had me thinking that too I would imagine that we're the majority, rather than the minority in that. On an erotica site, it's the logical conclusion.
I've always left my voting wide open. If they ever restore anonymous voting, I'll continue to allow that as well.Clicking to vote and finding out I have to comment to do so is more likely to cause me to do neither.
When the thread didn't go anywhere, I decided to go another direction. Never expected it to rise back to the top after a couple of months.Thanks for the responses, though. Guess I should have waited a little longer before writing this off as a bust.
No problem. I had to loan my sister some money, so I may have to wait for my tax check to re-up my Gold anyway *laugh*
Sitting under the awning next to her truck, Vanille looked down the street and decided that the fair was beginning to wind down. She breathed a sigh of relief both because the long day was over, and because she was going to turn a decent profit from working the small town street fair. Considering her name, she might very well have been destined to sell homemade ice cream from the back of...
Added 30 Jun 2012 | Category Group Sex
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Ryan grabbed a towel, having just finished a quick shower. With their son off at his parents’ house for a few days, he knew what his wife’s suggestion to take a shower right after dinner meant. They were both a couple of days overdue for some alone time, and breaking that fast always resulted in mind-blowing sex. He toweled off, gave his hair a cursory blow dry, and pulled on a pair of boxers...
Added 19 Aug 2014 | Category Toys
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Skinny arms drew back the bowstring with strength that belied their weak appearance. The golden bow and red-fletched arrow didn't waver a millimeter as Clarence took careful aim. He was here, and she was here – now was Clarence's moment. The bowstring twanged – the missile flying straight and true. Clarence smiled, watching her face for the telltale signs of love blooming within her...
Added 15 Feb 2015 | Category Humor
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It’s a nice way to wake up. There was a little chill in the autumn air, but I had a warm body next to me. Her head rested on my chest and her firm breasts pressed against me. One leg was between mine, and I could feel the touch of her smooth-shaven sex against my hip. I absently stroked her long, dark hair, and let out a sigh of contentment. Then I came fully awake and my eyes widened as...
Added 28 Oct 2014 | Category Mature
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The janitor was far from surprised to see light streaming from beneath the door bearing the placard Cameron Baxter, Curator Antiquities , despite the late hour. With a smile and a shake of his head, he continued down the hall, planning to return at the end of his shift – as usual. Inside, Cameron tucked an errant lock of curly, walnut brown hair back behind her ear and sighed. Though...
Added 21 Oct 2014 | Category Supernatural
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“So?” Jason asked as he rolled up at the bottom of the drive on his mountain bike. Robert held up his phone, showing the message from his older brother with two specifically capitalized words in an otherwise innocuous message – care package . “Sweet. Let’s roll.” The pair set out on the gravel road, riding even deeper into the middle of nowhere. Living out in the country certainly had...
Added 08 Sep 2014 | Category MILF
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"The elf mongrel is in the Hall, and the half-breed moved on to fort up in the inn once they broke the charm over our dupes," Cordell reported. Garvin, self-appointed Governor of Darius, frowned. "They moved forward after the attack? How much does that change things?" Cordell shrugged. "Not much, really. They will be here tomorrow unless we throw everything we've got at them to slow...
Added 25 Jul 2014 | Category Supernatural
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Christi was barely awake when she heard the knock on her door. Looking next to her at Arilee curled up in the sheets – smiling sweetly in her sleep – the Duchess couldn't help smiling as well. Another knock jolted her out of her reverie, this one registering in her mind as something requiring a response. Christi stretched, yawned, and then rose to pull on a robe. She opened the door a...
Added 24 Jul 2014 | Category Supernatural
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Arilee and Christi walked through the massive double doors of Blackhawk Hall into the cobblestone courtyard beyond. Both were dressed to impress, and the effect was not lost on the guards flanking the door. Christi turned around after a few steps, knowing that the guards would be looking, and winked. The men both quickly lifted their eyes from the sway of the women's bottoms, provoking a...
Added 23 Jul 2014 | Category Supernatural
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Arilee and Christi broke from their kiss. Christi shivered and softly moaned, "Oh, that was good." Arilee giggled and blushed. "Really?" "Oh gods – yes. Your lips are so soft. It made me tingle all over.” The Duchess then twirled her fingers through the blonde curls on Arilee’s mound and asked, “Would you like me to trim your hair down there for you?" Arilee nodded, and Christi patted...
Added 22 Jul 2014 | Category Supernatural
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