About RejectReality

Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

Reject Reality
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Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.
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Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "This is Hardcore" Stories Competition
Posted: 04 May 2015 04:23

Congratulations to the winners Pour Wine

Topic: Story Posters
Posted: 02 May 2015 09:59

Most of mine are purposely porny - especially in this pen name. Some of my favorite covers are from stories that are sitting in my "Half-Baked" and "Next Year" folders. The stories connected to them haven't and may never be published.

A Halloween Horror story set in my fantasy world as Darkniciad

And another Halloween Horror story as LesLumens

Topic: Almost a millionaire
Posted: 22 Apr 2015 22:13

Conditions far from conductive to writing tonight left me sitting idle, so I decided to crunch numbers instead.

I'm a shade over 100k views from the Millionaire's badge \:d/

A two-part story, a five chapter one, and a one-shot in the pipeline will get me a little closer before too much longer. The one-shot will probably "outsell" both of the others combined LOL

Topic: Proofreaders
Posted: 20 Apr 2015 22:21

Just posted this elsewhere a minute ago.

Let it sit for a few days after you finish the first draft. If you have something else you want to write in the meantime, by all means, do so. Fresh stories floating around in your head and the passage of time dull what you meant to put on the page, so you can see what you actually typed.

Before you read, change the font size and face to something very different from what you write in. Changing the position of the words on the page makes things jump out at you that you'd otherwise miss.

Even if you have a second set of eyes, finding everything you can before you send it off to them makes their job easier, and those two things have proved more valuable than any spelling/grammar checker.

Topic: Plagiarism alert
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 13:18

Images use too much bandwidth compared to text, and it's terrible when it comes to search engine indexing.

The trade for security vs. anybody actually reading them without long load times simply isn't worth it.

Topic: Plagiarism alert
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 09:18

One thing about most of these thieving sites: They really don't last long.

They typically depend upon one of two things, ad revenue or hosting malware for bad actors. The first is becoming less lucrative by the day, and many of these sites will vanish from negative cash flow. The second usually get them blackballed by so many security sites, malware programs, and search engines in a heartbeat, forcing the webmaster to set up shop somewhere else. Either the host decides they're more trouble than they're worth, or they aren't delivering enough malware to meet the demands of the supplier.

Searching via specific lines also gives you an unrealistic picture of how many people may be reading your story on another site and believing it was written by the webmaster. If you weren't searching for an exact match, the odds are you'd never see the site, no matter how many search terms related to the story you use. Google does a fair job of filtering these fly-by-night crap sites out of its results.

The cretin who's stealing the stories will usually start a new site as soon as one peters out, but it will peter out in turn. Getting your story removed or a site shut down is satisfying, but if you devote too much thought and time to it, it becomes a never-ending game of whack-a-mole. You could better spend your time writing new stories.

Many of the "legitimate" sites such as those related to XNXX or Xhamster will remove your stuff when it's been stolen. It's user-posted content, and not screened by the site initially. If you serve them a DMCA claim, they'll take the story down. Fortunate, because those sites actually do get some traffic, and people are being fooled. A lot of times, you can post a comment on the stories pointing back to where it's posted with your permission as well -- redirecting people to your full body of work.

The same applies to the big story sites who don't have the staff levels Lush does, and can't do a search for existing publications as the mods here often do. Things will slip by the one or two people approving the stories, but as soon as they're alerted, they'll take them down.

Good luck trying to get your work removed from a members-only site like fetlife, though. In my experience, they're as likely as not going to ignore your claims and delete your profile if you create one to alert them to the theft.

Concentrate your efforts where it will accomplish something, ignore the rest, and keep writing. Anything you post on the internet is going to be stolen at some point.

Topic: Plagiarism alert
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 07:14

As far as searching the web, you can use Google. Take an early, reasonably unique line from your story that doesn't involve character names or specific locations ( as these are changed by some thieves ) and surround the whole line in quotes so Google is searching for those words in that specific order.

Be very careful of any unknown sites that appear. Many of these are havens for malware. Don't go unless you have solid malware protection, and it's best to have ad-block + no-script as well. A lot of malware is being delivered via trojan-horse advertisements these days, and all you have to do on some of those is visit the page where the ad resides, if you allow it to load.

Finding something that's been stolen and posted to Amazon is a completely different beast. There's no real way to search, because Amazon is already doing its best to hide erotica from search results. Google doesn't have access to the "Look Inside" text.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 06:26

I looked at the code for this forum software way back when, with the idea of porting one of my mods. Long before this version, but I remember it making my head hurt.

Guess that hasn't changed much.

Topic: Legalise prostitution?
Posted: 15 Apr 2015 16:42

As George Carlin said: Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

The new marijuana legalization that's been popping up is probably going to determine if it might ever be possible. If the regulations and taxation of that serve to increase the tax revenue and reduce peripheral ills that came with illegal pot, such legalization might start springing up in other places.

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 08:57

Mine took on a life of it's own and ended up being the third longest story I've assigned to this pen name to date. ( I have three pen names. All my stories are posted under this name here because that's the only option, but I still think of them as separate )

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Thanks for add!

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Thanks for the add!!! Looking forward to more great stories. Thanks for sharing.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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