About Remington

I'm 21 years old. I enjoy writing stories. I'm still pretty new to writing erotica. My favorite categories are reluctance and taboo. Lush is the only home to my stories thus far. Each story I publish comes directly from my thoughts, to pen and paper, to my lap top and finally to your computer screen. I love the idea that my thoughts and imagination of the erotic world are out there for the world to enjoy. Some say I'm a good writer, but I feel like I'm my biggest critic. The things I write don't ever feel good enough for me, but to some others it's perfect. I guess that's how this tiny planet of ours works. I decided to change up my profile a little bit and add some things to this space. I felt like it was time for a change, so why not start here? I'm also big into guns, hence my user name. I'm not the type of guy who's looking for cyber or a quick get off, but a fun, sexy conversation with a fine lady of Lush is never out of the question though. If you wanna have a chat, please feel free. I'm up for a friendly chat any time. If you need someone to listen to you, I'm your guy. I've been called Mr. Perfect before, but still searching for that imaginary creature that I don't think I am. If you want to know anything else, just ask!

David Jaeger
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Anything outdoors - involving shooting, going to the lake, riding 4wheelers, exploring the hills and snowboarding.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter series - I'm sure there's enough said there.
Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling
Favorite Movies:
My favorites usually rotate.
Favorite Music:
Country music.
Date Joined:
21 Jan 2010
Last Visit:
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Topic: Woman Says She Became Pregnant After Watching Porn In 3D
Posted: 09 Mar 2011 10:21

I just can't believe there are people that believe her.. Nutbag angry7

And what's weird about this article is that I received a forward from a friend and it was this exact photo and the caption read "Once you go black, ur a single mom".

Topic: Server stats - where our visitors come from
Posted: 04 Mar 2011 14:06

It looks like I'm the only one from my state that visits this site. evil4

Topic: Guns in Bars and Nightclubs
Posted: 24 Feb 2011 18:48

And I completely agree that guns and alcohol do not mix. If they were to ever pass that where I live I still wouldn't take a gun into the bar with me. 1. I like to drink and 2. I don't feel comfortable handling a gun under the influence of alcohol.

Anyways, like it's been stated, the owner of the bar can still prohibit guns if he/she feels so. That I don't have a problem with.

Sword Fight

Topic: Guns in Bars and Nightclubs
Posted: 23 Feb 2011 13:29

Damon, you forgot to mention something - The four states that passed laws allowing loaded handguns in bars don't allow you to drink if you have the gun on you. You're pretty much stuck as the DD if you're carrying in a bar in those states.

what does Dancing Doll have to do with this? that said, being 'stuck' as a hot, talented, smart blonde doesn't really seem such a bad thing... other then the fact that i'm a little squirmy about anal sex, that is!

ps - are you guys really still waving your dicks around shouting 'mine's bigger' over this issue? fucking A, but a lid on it and bury it 6 feet under already. along with your guns. and their victims, innocent or not.

I had a feeling someone was gonna reference Dancing_Doll.

Sweetheart, I was only pointing out a fact that Damon hadn't mentioned before. I'm gonna hold on to my guns because it's my 2nd Amendment right.. I'll shut up now cause beat_deadhorse is all that's going on now.

Topic: Guns in Bars and Nightclubs
Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:08

Recently, four states have passed laws allowing loaded handguns in bars. Arizona, Virginia, Georgia and most recently...Tennessee.

What do you think? Constitutional right? Or recipe for disaster?

Damon, you forgot to mention something - The four states that passed laws allowing loaded handguns in bars don't allow you to drink if you have the gun on you. You're pretty much stuck as the DD if you're carrying in a bar in those states.

Tennessee Passes Guns in Bars: Law Allows Concealed Weapons in Establishments that Serve Alcohol


States Legalize Guns in Bars

Topic: Heart Specialist.
Posted: 11 Feb 2011 14:31

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Topic: How to Sell Toothbrushes
Posted: 03 Feb 2011 17:05

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Topic: Father O' Malley
Posted: 02 Feb 2011 16:40

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Topic: Top Ten signs that you are too drunk
Posted: 01 Feb 2011 14:58

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

Topic: A lot of Balls.
Posted: 01 Feb 2011 14:36

Hahaha that's funny! laughing6

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Stories Published By Remington
How Did This Happen? - John's Story

This is John's Story. It can stand alone as it's own story as well. There's no need to read Shayne's Story if you haven't, but obviously I want you to. Thank you to everyone who read Shayne's Story, voted and commented on it. It's greatly appreciated! *** Shayne was working at the mine on the outskirts of town on an internship from a neighboring state. But here's the kicker - she's...

Added 06 Jan 2011 | Category Reluctance | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.22 | Views 13,099 | 4 Comments

How Did This Happen? - Shayne's Story

Just to make this clear, so there's no confusion, I wanted to try something a little different and decided to write from the female perspective. I hope everyone enjoys this story and please leave me feedback. It's greatly appreciated! *** How did it come to this? I asked myself as I rolled over to take a better look at the stranger that occupied my bed. He was a good looking guy, so I...

Added 01 Dec 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 19,794 | 6 Comments

The Costume Debacle

Lisa has always trusted Adam. Never once did she have to worry about Adam cheating on her with any other female. But that didn't stop her from being curious about how he acts when she's not around. Is he like every other male who stares at everything that walks by with tits and an ass? Certainly one would think not. Adam has always felt like he was a lucky man. Lisa is a very beautiful...

Added 06 Oct 2010 | Category Taboo | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 16,522 | 9 Comments

Sex On My Bed

This story is the sequel to 'Sex on the Beach' or can stand alone as it's own story. I hope you enjoy... You have no idea what you're in for tonight , burned in my head. Either she's going to be extra clingy or she won't have anything else to do with me after I'm done with her. I'm going for the latter, unless she's a total freak and enjoys every nasty second I'm going to put her through....

Added 22 Aug 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 41,548 | 6 Comments

Sex on the Beach

"What fantasies do you have?" Nikki asked me while I was sitting in the back of her truck. "Hmm... you really wanna know?" I began to limber up for amusement purposes. "Yes I do!" "Okay, well, I've always wanted to have sex in the lake, make love on the beach of the lake under the stars. Umm...say I know a girl who wants me, but also has a boyfriend and I don't know him, well, I want to...

Added 17 Aug 2010 | Category Reluctance | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 20,740 | 8 Comments

Unexpected Night - Revised

I was looking over this story again and should have just made it one part. I've made some changes to it and tried to piece it together as one story. I hope you enjoy the updated version of 'Unexpected Night'! I'm gonna tell you a little bit about myself real quick. My name is David and I run a gun store in Colorado. My town is averaged size with majority of our economy being the oil...

Added 16 Aug 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 2,889 | 1 Comment

The Maze

Each year the Lush City Council holds their annual Maze Race . The objective is to get through the maze the fastest to win the prize that year. This also comes with a catch - the maze changes each year and there are little traps and surprises that may pop up every now and then. If you can successfully avoid as many of these distractions as possible, you'll be just fine. Once you exit the...

Added 13 Aug 2010 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 16,313 | 15 Comments

All Tied Up In Love

Ellie Dor is a very sweet and passionate girl. She loves to look up at the sky, whether it's during the day or late at night. She loves the sound of thunderstorms with all the thunder and lightning. Laying in bed with nothing to do, Ellie can easily get lost in a good book such as The Cask of Amontillado, The Picture of Dorian Gray and The Count of Monte Christo. She is spiritual,...

Added 03 Aug 2010 | Category Love Stories | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 7,296 | 14 Comments

Unexpected Birthday Gift

This is a true story about the events that took place on my 19th birthday. I'm going to try to keep as close to exact as I can. This was two years ago, so some of the details are kinda vague. I hope you enjoy and please leave feedback! The day started off like any other day. I woke up, showered, found some food and proceeded off to work for the day. Normally people try to schedule the...

Added 17 Jul 2010 | Category Group Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 15,940 | 11 Comments

My Best Friend's Wife - Part 2

I never intended to write a second part to this story, but after some careful consideration, I noticed I left myself open for a sequel. Enjoy and please leave feedback! Cindy arrived the next morning as Shane and I began to prepare for breakfast. She looked beautiful as ever. "Hey baby." I said to Cindy as she walked up and gave me a hug. "How are you, love?" She asked with a grin....

Added 22 Jun 2010 | Category Group Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 20,644 | 4 Comments

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