About Robert0909

I enjoy chat about anything, with all ages, all creeds, all colours.I am interested in differing people and cultures. I am fortunate to have travelled to several countries. Sexually I have enjoyed many things, but every occasion has new chemistry to savour. I am more patient and sensual as I age, which is also interesting to explore. I am against non concensual pain/duress, or anything involving kids or scat. Otherwise, Sex, religion, politics,food, culture, relationships,- Go for it!

Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
West London, Surrey, United Kingdom
Reading, Philosophising, Relating, Conversing, Philately, Family, and various other in a minor key. Interested in sex? Oh yes. Young/Old (either direction), Group, Voyeur, threesomes, bi threesomes, lesbian. Not interested in non concensual though
Favorite Books:
Wild Swans -Jung Chang, To sail beyond the sunset - Robert Heinlein, The History of Art - Gombrich, The Ascent Of Man - Bronowski, Birdsong - Faulks. Longitude. I suppose Lord Of The Rings & Silmarillion too. And for light relief, Soul Music by the incomparable Sir Terry Pratchett
Favorite Authors:
Jacob Bronowski, H Gombrich, Jung Chang, Charles Dickens, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Anne McCaffrey Robert Heinlein, Bill Bryson, Beatrix Potter, and Anna Morrison (Annamagique on Lush)
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, Blazing Saddles, 2001, Some Like It Hot, Disney's Fantasia, A matter Of Life and Death, Its a Wonderful Life.
and for light relief:
Four Weddings and a funeral
Love Actually
Notting Hill
Dr Zhivago
Favourite TV Shows:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Oranges are not the only fruit
Favorite Music:
Billy Joel, Early Rolling Stones, Travellng Wilburys, Tom Lehrer, JS Bach, Sea shanties, Status Quo, The Carpenters, Beautiful South. Melanie Safka, Moody Blues et al
Date Joined:
15 Aug 2014
Last Visit:
31 Aug 2016 (2 hours ago)
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Topic: Rest In Peace - Gene Wilder
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:11

RIP to a great performer. Loved him in 'The Producers', Blazing saddles and so much more. Did you know he played a hitchhiker in 'Bonnie & Clyde?'

Topic: Genitalia Reference
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 02:03

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> you mean like "velvet vulva" ... "Squishy quim" ... and "yummy yoni" 😉😉😉

Or voluptuous Vulva, Quivering Quim, or (Couldn't improve this one) YUMMY Yoni?

Topic: How do I tell a fried that I want to have sex with her?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 09:10

I found if you ask it helps.
Then there is the approach that Danny has outlined. Charm her pants off - it has worked with me.

Oh Meggsy, if I were 20 years younger, and thousands of miles closer, I would try. Love your posts

Topic: What is real D/s?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:56

I thank you humbly Jonathan

Topic: Have you ever cum in your pants?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:52

Yes once but I wasn't doing the rubbing!<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">
Me too. A Sub girlfriend doubted her ability, so I told her to go for it. She was delighted to get a result. I wasn't exactly miserable!

Topic: blowjob advice
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:45

As already stated the best way to give a blow job is the way he likes it and the best way to find that out is to ask him and/or experiment.

Very true. Aslan would be different to the Mad Hatter. Vary your stroke is good advice to the other given here

Topic: You are going to Writer's Hell!! Bring wine.
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:19

For my fellow conspirators 💋


If others are bringing Barolo, and this is a superhighway, shall I bring champagne, or beer, or both? See you there, either way. What good company you have!

Topic: Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted: 01 Aug 2016 07:05


Topic: Sexy Matures
Posted: 01 Aug 2016 06:59

Real women. Love them all. You rock Ladies|!

Topic: Do you like getting your butt squeezed or spanked by your partner?
Posted: 19 Jul 2016 02:17

When we are reaching crescendo together and she fondles my butt.....

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Stories Published By Robert0909

My lust is for a red red flower. full of fruit and colour, Soft and dry when first I taste a lick, a kiss, so gently. Lips like petals swelling full opening right slowly glowing filling start to flow moist with heartbeats nectar. Passions murmurs fill my ears music of arousal. Thighs that part and crave for more Eau de vie, the gleaming Skin glows flushed Muscles strain...

Added 16 Feb 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 736 | 12 Comments

She came, she saw, she conquered

I went for a walk in the Surrey hills in England on a warm spring morning. As I crested a ridge, I needed a break, so I struck off the path through the trees to a field I could see in sunlight. As I emerged from the trees, I was delighted to see a fabulous view. I laid down my backpack, and stripped to the waist to cool in the sun. I applied a little sunblock and relaxed using the backpack as...

Added 03 Jan 2015 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.27 | Views 7,429 | 7 Comments

Chocolate Laughter

We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter, fiercely intelligent, and going to be successful. If I had vacancies in my company, I would have head hunted her. Instead, here we were on another course (long booked ahead),...

Added 27 Nov 2014 | Category Humor | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.13 | Views 2,934 | 6 Comments

Taking a chance

My marriage had been celibate for years. After our daughter was born, my wife had lost interest in sex. I'd suggested she see our doctor about it, but she felt too embarrassed. She never wanted more than a cuddle. Don't get me wrong, I supported her decision to stop working to raise kids. She was a good mother, and she kept a clean tidy home, tending to my other domestic needs, while I worked...

Added 16 Nov 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 10,648 | 11 Comments

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Posted: 26 Aug 2016 05:24
hi hun I love bicurious men

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Posted: 10 Aug 2016 04:47
For being a faithful supporter a little eye candy for you. Sorry no chocolate in stock today.

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Posted: 03 Aug 2016 18:12
Thank you for reading my competition story.
Posted: 30 Jul 2016 09:55
For a "stimulating" read this weekend, (or anytime),
check out my story list: https://www.lushstories.com/traceekies/stories

Stay horny my friend!

Posted: 04 Jul 2016 15:02
Enjoy a ringside seat for the Independance Day fireworks extravaganza, live from the Firewords Capital of Texas, tonight, (July 4), 9:15 PM, Central (US) Daylight Time.

Use this link for a live streaming webcam from South Padre Island, Texas. (Good 24/7 all year long.)


Stay horny my friend!

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Posted: 23 Jun 2016 13:41
Hope your well and happy...xo

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Posted: 02 Jun 2016 07:29
Thanks for accepting my friend request.

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Posted: 27 May 2016 14:16
Thank you for your birthday sentiments. You helped make my birthday special.

Hugs and Kisses,

Posted: 29 Apr 2016 23:05
Let's go dancing this weekend! Maybe I will put on my dancing shoes (or not bother!)

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Posted: 24 Mar 2016 22:22
Thanks for reading and voting on "Hot 16, Part 4" https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/hot-16-part-4.aspx Stay horny my friend.

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 04:36
Hoping you have a lovely day...xo

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