About Robert0909


I enjoy chat about anything, with all ages, all creeds, all colours.I am interested in differing people and cultures. I am fortunate to have travelled to several countries. Sexually I have enjoyed many things, but every occasion has new chemistry to savour. I am more patient and sensual as I age, which is also interesting to explore. I am against non concensual pain/duress, or anything involving kids or scat. Otherwise, Sex, religion, politics,food, culture, relationships,- Go for it!

Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
West London, Surrey, United Kingdom
Local Time:
19 Apr 2018 20:35
Reading, Philosophising, Relating, Conversing, Philately, Family, and various other in a minor key. Interested in sex? Oh yes. Young/Old (either direction), Group, Voyeur, threesomes, bi threesomes, lesbian. Not interested in non concensual though
Favorite Books:
Wild Swans -Jung Chang, To sail beyond the sunset - Robert Heinlein, The History of Art - Gombrich, The Ascent Of Man - Bronowski, Birdsong - Faulks. Longitude. I suppose Lord Of The Rings & Silmarillion too. And for light relief, Soul Music by the incomparable Sir Terry Pratchett
Favorite Authors:
Jacob Bronowski, H Gombrich, Jung Chang, Charles Dickens, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Anne McCaffrey Robert Heinlein, Bill Bryson, Beatrix Potter, and Anna Morrison (Annamagique on Lush)
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, Blazing Saddles, 2001, Some Like It Hot, Disney's Fantasia, A matter Of Life and Death, Its a Wonderful Life.
and for light relief:
Four Weddings and a funeral
Love Actually
Notting Hill
Dr Zhivago
Favourite TV Shows:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Oranges are not the only fruit
Favorite Music:
Billy Joel, Early Rolling Stones, Travellng Wilburys, Tom Lehrer, JS Bach, Sea shanties, Status Quo, The Carpenters, Beautiful South. Melanie Safka, Moody Blues et al


Date Joined:
15 Aug 2014
Last Visit:
19 Apr 2018 (3 hours ago)
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Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 07:33

Smouldering, sexy, intelligent, fun.

Topic: mutual masturbation
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 07:28

Absolutely, Snowflake. It appeals to the voyeur, the safety conscious, but is also really erotic

Topic: Would you like a 3some with the 2 members Above You.....Yes or No?
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 07:24

<img src="/images/emoticons/3some.gif" alt="3some">

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 29 Jan 2018 05:38

So you like a BBC (Big Black Coffee)?

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 29 Jan 2018 05:34

Roses are red
yellow and blue
Some parts will still flex
Some no can do

Whatever your pleasure
We'll try it and see
if we can both measure
up for Marie

My back is quite aged
my body is scarred
However I'm damaged
hoist on my petard

I still raise my hopes
as I think of Marie
and times we might have
in Lancs, or Paree(sic)

Topic: How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted: 26 Jan 2018 04:37

Always, and also look at their comments or posts.

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 24 Jan 2018 04:41

Roses are Red
You're home from work
Into the warmth
Out of the dark

Dinner is served
You've kicked off your shoes
changed from your suit,
now sexy and loose

Curled on a settee
Your finger beckons
You want your dessert
Youre cumming, I reckon

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 24 Jan 2018 04:33

Will we get sticky?

Posted: 24 Jan 2018 04:31

When Ginger is wiggling her butt,
It makes every one a nut...
It swivels and sways,

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 15 Jan 2018 02:28

Covered or Uncovered? That is the question. Whether or not....

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Stories Published By Robert0909 All Stories »


My lust is for a red red flower. full of fruit and colour, Soft and dry when first I taste a lick, a kiss, so gently. Lips like petals swelling full opening right slowly glowing filling start to flow moist with heartbeats nectar. Passions murmurs fill my ears music of arousal. Thighs that part and crave for more Eau de vie, the gleaming Skin glows flushed Muscles strain...

Added 16 Feb 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,104 | 12 Comments

She came, she saw, she conquered

I went for a walk in the Surrey hills in England on a warm spring morning. As I crested a ridge, I needed a break, so I struck off the path through the trees to a field I could see in sunlight. As I emerged from the trees, I was delighted to see a fabulous view. I laid down my backpack, and stripped to the waist to cool in the sun. I applied a little sunblock and relaxed using the backpack as...

Added 03 Jan 2015 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.46 | Views 8,260 | 9 Comments

Chocolate Laughter

We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter, fiercely intelligent, and going to be successful. If I had vacancies in my company, I would have head hunted her. Instead, here we were on another course (long booked ahead),...

Added 27 Nov 2014 | Category Humor | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.22 | Views 3,571 | 8 Comments

Taking a chance

My marriage had been celibate for years. After our daughter was born, my wife had lost interest in sex. I'd suggested she see our doctor about it, but she felt too embarrassed. She never wanted more than a cuddle. Don't get me wrong, I supported her decision to stop working to raise kids. She was a good mother, and she kept a clean tidy home, tending to my other domestic needs, while I worked...

Added 16 Nov 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 11,438 | 12 Comments

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Have a great weekend....xo

16 Mar 2018 16:21

Hope you're well...xo

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Just body paint
08 Dec 2017 13:07

Happy Halloween....xo

30 Oct 2017 16:22

Greetings from Tayside, Scotland

10 Sep 2017 12:49
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
09 Sep 2017 00:20

I wonder if this would appeal to you?

21 Jun 2017 09:43

So you walk into your bedroom to find me like this, needing rescuing.
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14 Jun 2017 08:22

Imagine waking to find your arms and legs are tied wide apart. You lift your head to see this. Panic, or lie back and yield to the inevitable.
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06 May 2017 02:20

Hope you're well...xo

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