About Robert0909

I enjoy chat about anything, with all ages, all creeds, all colours.I am interested in differing people and cultures. I am fortunate to have travelled to several countries. Sexually I have enjoyed many things, but every occasion has new chemistry to savour. I am more patient and sensual as I age, which is also interesting to explore. I am against non concensual pain/duress, or anything involving kids or scat. Otherwise, Sex, religion, politics,food, culture, relationships,- Go for it!

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It's Complicated
West London, Surrey, United Kingdom
Reading, Philosophising, Relating, Conversing, Philately, Family, and various other in a minor key. Interested in sex? Oh yes. Young/Old (either direction), Group, Voyeur, threesomes, bi threesomes, lesbian. Not interested in non concensual though
Favorite Books:
Wild Swans -Jung Chang, To sail beyond the sunset - Robert Heinlein, The History of Art - Gombrich, The Ascent Of Man - Bronowski, Birdsong - Faulks. Longitude. I suppose Lord Of The Rings & Silmarillion too. And for light relief, Soul Music by the incomparable Sir Terry Pratchett
Favorite Authors:
Jacob Bronowski, H Gombrich, Jung Chang, Charles Dickens, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Anne McCaffrey Robert Heinlein, Bill Bryson, Beatrix Potter, and Anna Morrison (Annamagique on Lush)
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, Blazing Saddles, 2001, Some Like It Hot, Disney's Fantasia, A matter Of Life and Death, Its a Wonderful Life.
and for light relief:
Four Weddings and a funeral
Love Actually
Notting Hill
Dr Zhivago
Favourite TV Shows:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Oranges are not the only fruit
Favorite Music:
Billy Joel, Early Rolling Stones, Travellng Wilburys, Tom Lehrer, JS Bach, Sea shanties, Status Quo, The Carpenters, Beautiful South. Melanie Safka, Moody Blues et al
Date Joined:
15 Aug 2014
Last Visit:
20 Oct 2016 (1 day ago)
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Topic: Post something Funny about the person above you!
Posted: 30 Sep 2016 09:05

That isn't coffee you are drinking Ragnarok, it is the trigger potion for Armageddon out of here

Topic: How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 09:23

different for each woman for me slow and gentle to start tease a little lick a nibble or two stop wait let anticipation build then fast and furious will do it for me
Absolutely, and don't ignore anywhere from clit to anus, and back again. Above all, don't stop, till she cries 'No more'.

Topic: The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 09:08

If a random female (other than my lover) asks to see my shrunken wrinkled limp hairy excuse for arousal, I will suggest she gets therapy. However social media sites seem to be alive with females inundated with uninvited erections. I cannot say I object to seeing the female form, in whole or in part, because I do not. As long as I know who it is, and why its sent to me. I think random sendings of genitalia are just sad. Sprite and PoppyX says they are aggravating for them. No argument

Topic: cum swallowing
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 08:47

I've tasted my own on a lovers lips. I have swallowed a female lovers squirt many times. And of course I have enjoyed ladies cumming on my tongue without squirting too. I haven't sucked a guy off (yet) but never say never

Topic: can submission and dominance stem from abuse sometimes?
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 08:38

I think there are a lot of possible answers, but, yes it can. I intensely dislike abuse. Of all kinds. Particularly if involving children. And there are/were many kinds. You ask about percentage. I think that depends on your definition of abuse. Todays generation would view the physical punishment of mine as pandemic. Incest is commoner than most believe, but is it abuse if just between consenting adults? Mental cruelty is commoner than many perceive, if you include unsolicited domination. See what I mean? A really good question from you. I have friends who enjoy BDSM, and they all differ in taste.

Topic: Rest In Peace - Gene Wilder
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:11

RIP to a great performer. Loved him in 'The Producers', Blazing saddles and so much more. Did you know he played a hitchhiker in 'Bonnie & Clyde?'

Topic: Genitalia Reference
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 02:03

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> you mean like "velvet vulva" ... "Squishy quim" ... and "yummy yoni" 😉😉😉

Or voluptuous Vulva, Quivering Quim, or (Couldn't improve this one) YUMMY Yoni?

Topic: How do I tell a fried that I want to have sex with her?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 09:10

I found if you ask it helps.
Then there is the approach that Danny has outlined. Charm her pants off - it has worked with me.

Oh Meggsy, if I were 20 years younger, and thousands of miles closer, I would try. Love your posts

Topic: What is real D/s?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:56

I thank you humbly Jonathan

Topic: Have you ever cum in your pants?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 08:52

Yes once but I wasn't doing the rubbing!<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">
Me too. A Sub girlfriend doubted her ability, so I told her to go for it. She was delighted to get a result. I wasn't exactly miserable!

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Stories Published By Robert0909

My lust is for a red red flower. full of fruit and colour, Soft and dry when first I taste a lick, a kiss, so gently. Lips like petals swelling full opening right slowly glowing filling start to flow moist with heartbeats nectar. Passions murmurs fill my ears music of arousal. Thighs that part and crave for more Eau de vie, the gleaming Skin glows flushed Muscles strain...

Added 16 Feb 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 765 | 12 Comments

She came, she saw, she conquered

I went for a walk in the Surrey hills in England on a warm spring morning. As I crested a ridge, I needed a break, so I struck off the path through the trees to a field I could see in sunlight. As I emerged from the trees, I was delighted to see a fabulous view. I laid down my backpack, and stripped to the waist to cool in the sun. I applied a little sunblock and relaxed using the backpack as...

Added 03 Jan 2015 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 7,545 | 8 Comments

Chocolate Laughter

We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter, fiercely intelligent, and going to be successful. If I had vacancies in my company, I would have head hunted her. Instead, here we were on another course (long booked ahead),...

Added 27 Nov 2014 | Category Humor | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.13 | Views 2,981 | 6 Comments

Taking a chance

My marriage had been celibate for years. After our daughter was born, my wife had lost interest in sex. I'd suggested she see our doctor about it, but she felt too embarrassed. She never wanted more than a cuddle. Don't get me wrong, I supported her decision to stop working to raise kids. She was a good mother, and she kept a clean tidy home, tending to my other domestic needs, while I worked...

Added 16 Nov 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 10,737 | 11 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Thanks for reading and voting on "17 and Hot, Part 3 of 3" https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/17-and-hot-part-3-of-3.aspx Stay horny my friend.

Posted: 26 Aug 2016 05:24
hi hun I love bicurious men

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For being a faithful supporter a little eye candy for you. Sorry no chocolate in stock today.

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Posted: 03 Aug 2016 18:12
Thank you for reading my competition story.
Posted: 30 Jul 2016 09:55
For a "stimulating" read this weekend, (or anytime),
check out my story list: https://www.lushstories.com/traceekies/stories

Stay horny my friend!

Posted: 04 Jul 2016 15:02
Enjoy a ringside seat for the Independance Day fireworks extravaganza, live from the Firewords Capital of Texas, tonight, (July 4), 9:15 PM, Central (US) Daylight Time.

Use this link for a live streaming webcam from South Padre Island, Texas. (Good 24/7 all year long.)


Stay horny my friend!

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Hope your well and happy...xo

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Thanks for accepting my friend request.
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