About robertl


I like to write about the two beautiful women in my life. Four years in US Coast Guard, working as a Building Inspector Manager (i.e. Building Official)

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Washington, United States
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28 Mar 2017 20:21
Square dancing, camping, travelling, photography
Favorite Books:
Two Sides of Terri, Ben Boswell; Strip Poker Done Right, Just Watch Me, Kenny Wright, Moonstone Dreams (READ IT!)
Favorite Authors:
Lee Child, all his books, James Patterson, Kenny Wright, Lush author - Blackvelvet89, new favorite S C Miotto
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, lots of others, but those are the two that come to mind
Favourite TV Shows:
Rizzolli & Isles, Longmire, O'Reilly Factor, The Kelly File, Duck Dynasty
Favorite Music:
Country Western


Date Joined:
07 May 2014
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Topic: You just won the lottery...what's your first BIG purchase
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 17:33

Not a very exciting first purchase - there's an old, historic two-room school in my town where my wife and I attended third grade. It has sat vacant for the last thirty years or so. I'd love to buy and restore.

Topic: Another Trump Blunder
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 22:33

In a parliamentary system, the PM is head of government and another person, a president or queen, for instance is head of state. Under US law, the president is both. Whether an individual feels loyal is up to them. We had a civil war because people weren't loyal to Lincoln. It would be hard to find a majority of people loyal to Trump. Most of his loyalists are self interested big businessmen or the brainwashed people who knew all about him anyway. In the USA allegiances are supposed to be to our institutions as laid out in the Constitution. I like to think that I'm loyal to the Constitution. There are people with pictures of Donald Trump hanging up not because he's Donald Trump, but because he's the President. Every one hasn't been completely poisoned by partisanship yet. I have, of course, but not everybody.

To add my two-cents worth on the term "Commander-in-Chief", I think it primarily refers to his role as the civilian leader of the military. He gives the ultimate orders to the military, hires and fires generals and admirals, can direct military operations or permit the professionals (generals/admirals) to use their discretion up to whatever point he decides. The President will normally be the one to decide to go to war, to commit to major military operations, but will allow his generals to determine the actual methodology.

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 21:58

you're both doo doo heads. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower">

doo doo head! I like that!

Sprite 1, robertl 1!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 17:53

Seriously? Yes!

What a great idea to list my trangressions.. show me up for the name calling bully that I am... troll too isn't it now?

I now that you called me "one of the biggest bullies on the Forum" . Other peeps call me names too.. as I pointed out. I don't attribute everything to you.

Any chance of Donald Trump's clothing company names yet? Am researching some of your other claims in like fashion. Standby for publication. Of course I plan to be selective ... starting with Trump Vodka .. and his bankrupcies... four of them as you posted. Now his bankruptcies are really interesting reasearch. So pleased to read you like factual evidence. Perhaps you should have considered factual evidence before you started to pick on me. But sheer hatred must have made you blind.

And I have no problem being called a troll. Pretty cool actually as, along with 'bully', it's something I have never been called before, ever. I should quote Robert Burns here, but already have elsewhere. Am looking to find other 'trollettes' for a girl gang. Will be pretty neat I'm guessing.

Shall I report to detention now?

https://upload.lushstories.com/653443902-lw for jaye school uni funny.jpg

I don't know about all those other things Hayley, but I can definitely tell you that you're extremely deplorable! I guess now you have a whole new set of adjectives to ascribe to your name, you bad person you!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 09:00


point goes to Robertl. score: sprite 0. robertl 1. :)


On a far more important point, it's SNOWING! AGAIN! HARD!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 08:48

i see it's time to roll out the picture. he we goooo!


I see the finger making the number '1'. So obviously, you're acknowledging my certitude of correctness

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 18:28

Rule #1 - I am right!
Rule #2 - If by some chance I am wrong, refer to rule #1

Topic: Loudmouthed Liberalism Is Losing
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 18:21

See, I knew we would disagree. :)

I think part of the problem is that we ignore the spectrum on the other side of the aisle from us. Or else, as individuals, we think that we're centrist and skew the spectrum from there.

I would never put those four democrats in the same category of "left", much less put them all in "far left". If they are all far left, do we have to make another category for Bernie Sanders?

What if I give you the names G.W. Bush, John Kasich, John McCain, and Ted Cruz? How would you label them, out of curiosity?

P.S. I would put Hillary as centrist left. She's more conservative than me. Obama started out centrist left and went left in his second term. Pelosi and Schumer I would have between left and far left. In case you'd like the chance to pick apart my categorization. ;)

Before the election, I would have agreed with you on Hillary. But I think Bernie and the far left forced her hand, pulling her much further left. Personally, I don't think she has any real standards - she would go right or left, whatever she thought her audience wanted to hear and whatever she thought it would take to get her elected.

GW, Kasich and McCain, I'd put just to the right of centrist. Ted Cruz I'd say is very far right, possibly even more so than me. I would have happily voted for him though - he was my guy from the beginning, far and away over The Donald.

And yes, Bernie deserves a category all his own. The credit I would give him is that he's authentic and honest. If he had been elected, I don't think he could have gotten a single thing through Congress - even if he had a Democratic majority in both houses.

Topic: What actor(s) do you dislike so much, that you won't even bother watching their movies/shows?
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 18:07

If I can only pick one, it has to be Jane Fonda. I simply cannot get past the fact that she's a traitor and should be in prison.

If I were to pick one based on acting ability, it'd be David Caruso. The man has no emotion, no humor, no nothing. I can't stand watching anything he's in.

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 17:30

It's okay. I'm a baby-killing, unemployed, heathen looking for a hand-out.

I knew eventually we could agree on something!

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Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 3

Kristen and Brett were sitting at the breakfast bar and my wife was at the stove cooking ham and eggs, dressed in a short, silky robe, tied at her waist. It seemed strange to see her cooking breakfast. At home, I was the morning cook, often taking Michelle breakfast in bed on the weekends. When I glanced at her, depending on how she turned, I could see her nightgown, undoubtedly the same...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 2,701 | 37 Comments

Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 2

I needed to talk to someone, but who? I didn’t want to burden Diana or Ginger with my problems, and I sure as heck couldn’t talk to Jim or Joan, our square dance friends. They didn’t know anything about our extended love life. I was right, no sleep that night, but morning finally did come. At five A.M, I tried calling Kristen again. This time their receptionist answered the phone and I asked...

Added 19 Mar 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 3,921 | 38 Comments

Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 1

An hour later, after I had gotten myself under a bit of control, I thought about flying to Miami the next day to get her. At least, that gave me a plan of action. Then I realized I couldn’t do that either. Michelle was only spending the first night at the Hyatt because it was close to the airport. By the time I flew to Seattle, then to Miami, Michelle would have already checked out of the Hyatt...

Added 02 Mar 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,368 | 29 Comments

Prelude To A Cruise, Chapter 2

After Michelle left, I got myself ready for my date with Diana. I had no idea what kind of restaurant she wanted to go to so decided to dress for the plane trip, a simple pair of slacks and one of my favorite satiny shirts. I love the feel of a woman’s hand on that shirt, and I was hoping to feel Diana’s hands on it later. When I met her at her house, I was again taken aback by her big...

Added 26 Feb 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,194 | 17 Comments

Prelude to a Cruise, Chapter 1

Michelle called me a little after noon and said she was on her way home. I asked her how the dance was, and she said she’d tell me about it when she got home. I’d been anxious ever since she left the day before. Today was the first day of our forced abstinence and if she had a seriously sexy story to tell me, I knew that I was in grave trouble already. It’d been five days since we made love...

Added 13 Feb 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,504 | 14 Comments

Jeremy's Dorm Dance, Chapter 2

We all sat back down and Tanya took over again. “This time, we all cut the cards, and high card gives the low card a dare, regardless of sex.” Yes! I hoped to hell I’d get a chance at Adriana! She’ll rue the day! Tanya went on, “No backing out. The dares stay in the room, but you do it or you get dressed and leave.” I think I was learning to love that girl! Adriana, watch out! Now, we were...

Added 02 Feb 2017 | Category College Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,850 | 12 Comments

Jeremy's Dorm Dance, Ch 1

  Michelle: I didn’t really want to go. I wanted to spend the night with my husband, but I’d made a promise to Jeremy and I know Robert understood. I felt terrible about getting sick. My poor hubby and I were looking forward to Thursday night. I stopped and checked into my hotel. I had a couple hours before I needed to leave for the dance and spent the first hour lying down after I...

Added 01 Feb 2017 | Category College Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 8,389 | 11 Comments

Michelle's New Profession, Chapter 5

Have you ever had a single, innocuous sentence spoken that forever changed your life? I spoke such a sentence two years ago when I asked Michelle, “Honey would you mind reading this?” I’m referring to that New Year’s Day a little over two years ago when my first story on Lush, 'The Night I Shared my Wife' had just been published. Michelle’s revelations to me from that night changed our lives...

Added 31 Jan 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,449 | 15 Comments

Michelle's New Profession, Chapter 4

Michelle Robert asked me to write about my experience with Jeremy. I complained that I’d never written anything like that before. He said he’d help, so here it is; I’ll try to do this. I called Robert, then started getting ready. I was disappointed that I couldn’t get a room with a hot tub, but this one was certainly nice. It had a king size bed with a great view of the city skyline....

Added 29 Jan 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,209 | 13 Comments

Michelle's New Profession Chapter 3

Monday after I got home from work, Michelle and I had fun going through her escort service e-mails. If they had the words ‘fuck’, ‘cock’, or anything comparably crude in the subject line we deleted them. Michelle loves romance. She wants to be romantic and see what follows…hopefully a very enjoyable evening, then a night of fantastic sex. I love going through them with her, to see the type...

Added 28 Jan 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 2,932 | 7 Comments

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Thank you so much your kind words on my poem Springtime in Paris and for the unexpected award of an RR. I am both gratified that my poetry is recognised and humbled by the honour. Will

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