About robertl


I like to write about the two beautiful women in my life. Four years in US Coast Guard, working as a Building Inspector Manager (i.e. Building Official)

Robert or Bob
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Washington, United States
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23 Feb 2018 14:16
Square dancing, camping, travelling, photography
Favorite Books:
Two Sides of Terri, Ben Boswell; Strip Poker Done Right, Just Watch Me, Kenny Wright, Moonstone Dreams (READ IT!)
Favorite Authors:
Lee Child, all his books, James Patterson, Kenny Wright, Lush author - Blackvelvet89, new favorite S C Miotto
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, lots of others, but those are the two that come to mind
Favourite TV Shows:
Rizzolli & Isles, Longmire, O'Reilly Factor, The Kelly File, Duck Dynasty
Favorite Music:
Country Western


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Topic: My Friend is a flat earther
Posted: 28 Dec 2017 12:01

Oy! My crazy uncle voted for Trump because Hillary was coming for his guns! For eight years before that, Obama was coming for his guns! lol You can't argue with these idiots! Believe me, I've tried!

Bethany, the only thing that was holding Obama back was the Supreme Court. If Hillary had been allowed to appoint a fifth liberal justice, it is entirely possible that guns would have been outlawed for law abiding citizens. She very likely may have started a 2nd civil war.

Topic: Whatever happened to Oceanrunner?
Posted: 12 Dec 2017 18:11

Oceanrunner is currently being held hostage in my basement. He writes for me now, I am his boss. You know that book Misery, by Stephen King? Yeah, it's like that. He writes for me now, he has no choice. Browncoffee is next on my list, then Verbal, and perhaps Herateleia, you have to watch her though, she's a sneaky one, you never know what she may do. Soon I'll have a whole menagerie of erotica authors in my basement, doing my bidding.

Does he still have both legs or have you chopped one off yet to get your way?

Topic: Just noticed ANOTHER new story category... Mind Control
Posted: 11 Dec 2017 23:39

I want a square dance category. I suspect that one would be ALL MINE!

Topic: Which side of the bed do you sleep?
Posted: 01 Dec 2017 18:30

I sleep on my side, except when I'm on her side.

Topic: roadway exasperation
Posted: 22 Nov 2017 20:04

If you see a merge sign, with a long line of cars in the right lane, and choose to pass 75 cars in the empty left lane just to get ahead of everybody who's been waiting in line, you're an asshole!

I never in a million years thought I would see these words coming from me; Bethany, I agree with you a hundred percent!

Topic: What is your favorite pizza
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 18:55

Ahh, my own homemade sourdough crust, homemade sauce, lots and lots of spices, cheese, pepperoni and italian sausage, cooked on a wood pellet grill.

Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 14 Nov 2017 12:51

But being denied a gun because of a background check doesn't mean one lied, does. Passing the check when you should not pass means you probably lied.

You are obviously correct. This may be the discrepancy between the quote and the other statistic I recall - 10,000. In any case, it would be nice to know how many of those were denied because they marked 'NO' on the form instead of 'YES' to the question "Have you ever been convicted of a felony or any of the other questions

Every one of those who lied on that or any other disqualifying question should be convicted of a felony. If people knew they'd be convicted, there would be a lot less lies and subsequently a lot less guns sold by government mistake. 44 prosecutions - what a joke!

Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 13 Nov 2017 22:20

To begin with, lying on the background check form for firearms purchases is a felony. However, it is almost never prosecuted. That seems to me it would be a good, obvious place to start - enforce the existing law! Every one should be prosecuted. Ted Cruz actually proposed a bill in Congress to accomplish exactly that - provide money and require enforcement of the background check law.

"Of approximately 80,000 in 2012 that were denied (a gun) because of a background check … only 44 people were prosecuted for that," Ayotte said during the February 19 meeting.

I don't know if the 80,000 number is correct or not, I had read elsewhere it was 10,000 over several years, but in either case it's outlandish that only 44 were prosecuted. 80,000 or however many there were should have been prosecuted and imprisoned.

Apparently, there is virtually no penalty for lying on the background check form. That, in conjunction with the errors made by government allows many guns in the hands of dangerous people. If everyone knew that a lie would be prosecuted and they would likely spend years in prison for the lie alone, how many of those people would never have gotten a gun? Would the Texas killer have taken the chance to lie on his application and get away with it? We'll never know, but I think it's a certainty that a lot of unlawful guns would be kept out of the hands of bad people.

Secondly, additional laws should be passed adding YEARS to any sentence for any crime, no matter how minor, that is committed with a firearm in presence - AND THEN ENFORCED!

Making criminals or preventing law abiding citizens from obtaining firearms is not ever going to reduce gun crime statistics.

Topic: The next new categories
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 17:50

I think that might run into problems regarding consent.

Nah, consent given beforehand for whatever might happen

Topic: The next new categories
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 15:32

What about mind control? I love stories of hypnosis and other mind control

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After the Reunion, Ch 2-B

Ethan and I finally heard a door opening down the hall. Our seats were in the living room where we couldn’t see the length of the hall. A few seconds later, our two women entered in front of us and Kayla dimmed the lights on their way. Both women were wearing a full-length bathrobe but they’d definitely both added makeup, red lipstick, and some jewelry, earrings, and a bracelet. Kayla...

Added 27 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 3,797 | 11 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 2-A

“Are you serious? You and Kayla, a fashion show?” my slack-jawed mouth asked her. “Uhunh, she’s looking forward to it.” Then she whispered to me, almost like she was trying to keep a secret, “I told her about last weekend.” I looked at my wife in disbelief, “Everything?” She grinned and nodded, “Everything.” “And?” I asked her, “And what?” she asked back. I was getting frustrated,...

Added 26 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 3,695 | 15 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 1

“Hon, do you remember what we talked about before we left, Friday?” I had asked my wife “No, what...?” When her face turned totally white and her hand went to her mouth in disbelief, I knew she had remembered, obviously for the first time since at least early Saturday. Before we left, we had talked about the fact that this was her most fertile time and we were going to try to conceive a baby...

Added 09 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 36 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,356 | 24 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 8

I love you. I love you. I love you. I must have repeated that phrase to myself a hundred times during the rest of the night. We lay spooned together with Tanya in front, one of my arms over her and my hand between her breasts, her hand over mine, wrapping over it. My other arm was under her head with my hand cupping her right breast. I was constantly inhaling the feminine scent of her...

Added 30 Nov 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,858 | 27 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 7

When we got back to the house, the girls sent Tanner and me upstairs to dress first. I took the bag of clothes that Addie had bought up to Tanya’s bedroom (I’d started to thinking of my wife by their nickname for her). I showered earlier in the day after swimming so didn’t think I needed to again. I brushed my teeth then shaved so my face would be nice and smooth for, hopefully, between...

Added 21 Nov 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,594 | 20 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 6

I looked around the room at the people eating breakfast. There were a few faces I recognized seeing the night before, but no one that would likely realize the woman I had just kissed wasn’t my wife. It would have looked a little suspicious walking in with one woman and kissing another, but nobody paid any attention. Why the hell would I have cared anyway? Tanya wasn’t wearing a braless...

Added 31 Oct 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 9,128 | 18 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 5

“Let’s go to your room.” I wasn’t sure I heard what I thought I heard. My cock was still inside Tanner’s beautiful wife and my arm was wrapped around her. I asked her what she had said. She pulled away from my cock, rolled over toward me and kissed me. Then she repeated, “I want to go to your room with you, spend the rest of the night with you.” I guess I’d assumed that after making love...

Added 23 Sep 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,107 | 28 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 4

After Tanner finished taking his clothes off, we sat on the bed several minutes, all of us wondering what to do next. It was a little hard for me to think with the two beautiful, naked women on the bed. Finally, Adriana had a solution, “I think we just need to do dares, but let’s keep it simple. We each cut the deck and the one with the high card gives a dare to the one with the low card.” ...

Added 17 Sep 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,646 | 27 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 3

When we got out of the car, I gave my wife a hand helping her out of the back seat. Tanner had already paid the driver with a credit card, so I thanked her and gave her two twenty-dollar bills for a tip. After she left I pulled my wife to me and kissed her. While our tongues were caressing each other’s lips, I couldn’t help myself. My hands squeezed in between our chests and massaged...

Added 09 Sep 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,499 | 24 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 2

Adriana suggested I shower first since she’d probably take a little longer in the bathroom than I would. After I toweled off, shaved and brushed my teeth, Adriana had laid my clothes for the evening out on the bed. The shirt was a dark lavender, striped lavender tie, and black dress pants. They were nice, but not exactly the colors I would have picked. I laughed, looking at the bright shirt...

Added 04 Sep 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,119 | 27 Comments

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Husband Makes Wife’s Fantasy Become Reality

Let me tell you a little about Rick and me.  I am Diane, a forty-two-years-old natural blonde, 5'2" and 49 kg. I have 32A breasts with very sensitive nipples, and I'm trimmed but not shaven. I have been married to Rick for twenty years and we have two children. After our second child was born, Rick had the snip which allowed me to come off birth control pills - and I became even hornier....

Added 24 Jan 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,878 | 43 Comments

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Happy New Year Robert, I hope 2018 is just first rate for you, your family and friends.

03 Jan 2018 05:20

Happy New Year....Wishing you a lovely new year...Hope it's a great one...xo

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May your Christmas be magical and your New Year full of blessings.
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Merry Christmas, Bob!

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Happy Halloween....xo

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Greetings from Tayside, Scotland

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Hope you're well...xo

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