About robertl


I like to write about the two beautiful women in my life. Four years in US Coast Guard, working as a Building Inspector Manager (i.e. Building Official)

Robert or Bob
Relationship Status:
Washington, United States
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22 May 2018 11:03
Square dancing, camping, travelling, photography
Favorite Books:
Two Sides of Terri, Ben Boswell; Strip Poker Done Right, Just Watch Me, Kenny Wright, Moonstone Dreams (READ IT!)
Favorite Authors:
Lee Child, all his books, James Patterson, Kenny Wright, Lush author - Blackvelvet89, new favorite S C Miotto
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, lots of others, but those are the two that come to mind
Favourite TV Shows:
Rizzolli & Isles, Longmire, O'Reilly Factor, The Kelly File, Duck Dynasty
Favorite Music:
Country Western


Date Joined:
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Topic: Best Guitar Solos/Guitar Licks Ever
Posted: 18 May 2018 18:16

This is the most incredible guitar solo I've ever heard

The Sounds of Silence

on an 18 string guitar


Topic: I am done meeting people half way. I'm done. Melt the motherfucking guns.
Posted: 25 Mar 2018 16:07

I wonder if the Christians living in the middle east who are being slaughtered daily would fare a little better if they were armed?

I wonder if the Jews in Germany had been armed, would the holocaust have been? would there even have been a WWII? I wonder if it was simply a coincidence that in 1938 the Nazis prohibited Jews from owning any type of gun or weapon.

I wonder if the American slaves had been armed, would slavery have even existed?

I guess the point is that there is evil in this world. Taking guns away from law abiding citizens isn't going to make the evil go away.

Topic: What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted: 25 Feb 2018 21:07

I wanna see ping pong!

Topic: My Friend is a flat earther
Posted: 28 Dec 2017 12:01

Oy! My crazy uncle voted for Trump because Hillary was coming for his guns! For eight years before that, Obama was coming for his guns! lol You can't argue with these idiots! Believe me, I've tried!

Bethany, the only thing that was holding Obama back was the Supreme Court. If Hillary had been allowed to appoint a fifth liberal justice, it is entirely possible that guns would have been outlawed for law abiding citizens. She very likely may have started a 2nd civil war.

Topic: Whatever happened to Oceanrunner?
Posted: 12 Dec 2017 18:11

Oceanrunner is currently being held hostage in my basement. He writes for me now, I am his boss. You know that book Misery, by Stephen King? Yeah, it's like that. He writes for me now, he has no choice. Browncoffee is next on my list, then Verbal, and perhaps Herateleia, you have to watch her though, she's a sneaky one, you never know what she may do. Soon I'll have a whole menagerie of erotica authors in my basement, doing my bidding.

Does he still have both legs or have you chopped one off yet to get your way?

Topic: Just noticed ANOTHER new story category... Mind Control
Posted: 11 Dec 2017 23:39

I want a square dance category. I suspect that one would be ALL MINE!

Topic: Which side of the bed do you sleep?
Posted: 01 Dec 2017 18:30

I sleep on my side, except when I'm on her side.

Topic: roadway exasperation
Posted: 22 Nov 2017 20:04

If you see a merge sign, with a long line of cars in the right lane, and choose to pass 75 cars in the empty left lane just to get ahead of everybody who's been waiting in line, you're an asshole!

I never in a million years thought I would see these words coming from me; Bethany, I agree with you a hundred percent!

Topic: What is your favorite pizza
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 18:55

Ahh, my own homemade sourdough crust, homemade sauce, lots and lots of spices, cheese, pepperoni and italian sausage, cooked on a wood pellet grill.

Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 14 Nov 2017 12:51

But being denied a gun because of a background check doesn't mean one lied, does. Passing the check when you should not pass means you probably lied.

You are obviously correct. This may be the discrepancy between the quote and the other statistic I recall - 10,000. In any case, it would be nice to know how many of those were denied because they marked 'NO' on the form instead of 'YES' to the question "Have you ever been convicted of a felony or any of the other questions

Every one of those who lied on that or any other disqualifying question should be convicted of a felony. If people knew they'd be convicted, there would be a lot less lies and subsequently a lot less guns sold by government mistake. 44 prosecutions - what a joke!

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My Best Buddy

I have a buddy, Chris, who’s been my best bud since we were kids. We grew up on farms, one canyon apart. Walking over the ridge between us to play famous explorer or some other kid’s game was pretty common when we were ten and nine and older. There was a big rock formation on my dad’s farm that likely had been put there by someone in the long past as a rock shelter that was perfect for two...

Added 15 May 2018 | Category First Time | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,438 | 19 Comments

After the Reunion Ch 5

I had to wait a little longer. Tanya and I checked into our room; my wife and Tanner into the other. Our room was beautiful, a big king-sized bed, a beautiful view of the mountains around Reno, mining pictures on the walls, thick plush carpet, and just the feel of elegance. I had little doubt what Tanner and Addie were doing, but Tanya said she needed to shower after that long trip. I...

Added 29 Apr 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,453 | 14 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 4

I tasted cum in my wife’s pussy! Cum from a man who I had come to fear. Whether it was a valid fear or not, I didn’t know. But I tore myself away from her pussy and kissed her, letting her taste the combination of her own pussy juices and Daryl’s cum on my lips. I pushed my hard cock inside her for the first time in the last five days and made love with her as we kissed. Addie rolled over...

Added 11 Apr 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 5,058 | 16 Comments

After The Reunion - Ch 3

I awoke Sunday morning knowing, hoping, that my wife was still horny from the night before. I knew she hadn’t really been satisfied and I wanted her still that way when she had her business meeting Monday evening. To that end, even though I wanted to, I didn’t make love with her that morning. I planned on no more sex before Monday night. We had a busy day planned Sunday so I woke her...

Added 07 Mar 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 6,568 | 23 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 2-B

Ethan and I finally heard a door opening down the hall. Our seats were in the living room where we couldn’t see the length of the hall. A few seconds later, our two women entered in front of us and Kayla dimmed the lights on their way. Both women were wearing a full-length bathrobe but they’d definitely both added makeup, red lipstick, and some jewelry, earrings, and a bracelet. Kayla...

Added 27 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,387 | 15 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 2-A

“Are you serious? You and Kayla, a fashion show?” my slack-jawed mouth asked her. “Uhunh, she’s looking forward to it.” Then she whispered to me, almost like she was trying to keep a secret, “I told her about last weekend.” I looked at my wife in disbelief, “Everything?” She grinned and nodded, “Everything.” “And?” I asked her, “And what?” she asked back. I was getting frustrated,...

Added 26 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 5,057 | 18 Comments

After the Reunion, Ch 1

“Hon, do you remember what we talked about before we left, Friday?” I had asked my wife “No, what...?” When her face turned totally white and her hand went to her mouth in disbelief, I knew she had remembered, obviously for the first time since at least early Saturday. Before we left, we had talked about the fact that this was her most fertile time and we were going to try to conceive a baby...

Added 09 Jan 2018 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,435 | 27 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 8

I love you. I love you. I love you. I must have repeated that phrase to myself a hundred times during the rest of the night. We lay spooned together with Tanya in front, one of my arms over her and my hand between her breasts, her hand over mine, wrapping over it. My other arm was under her head with my hand cupping her right breast. I was constantly inhaling the feminine scent of her...

Added 30 Nov 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 6,434 | 30 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 7

When we got back to the house, the girls sent Tanner and me upstairs to dress first. I took the bag of clothes that Addie had bought up to Tanya’s bedroom (I’d started to thinking of my wife by their nickname for her). I showered earlier in the day after swimming so didn’t think I needed to again. I brushed my teeth then shaved so my face would be nice and smooth for, hopefully, between...

Added 21 Nov 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,263 | 21 Comments

Ten Year College Reunion, Ch 6

I looked around the room at the people eating breakfast. There were a few faces I recognized seeing the night before, but no one that would likely realize the woman I had just kissed wasn’t my wife. It would have looked a little suspicious walking in with one woman and kissing another, but nobody paid any attention. Why the hell would I have cared anyway? Tanya wasn’t wearing a braless...

Added 31 Oct 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 9,819 | 18 Comments

Stories Coauthored By robertl

Husband Makes Wife’s Fantasy Become Reality

Let me tell you a little about Rick and me.  I am Diane, a forty-two-years-old natural blonde, 5'2" and 49 kg. I have 32A breasts with very sensitive nipples, and I'm trimmed but not shaven. I have been married to Rick for twenty years and we have two children. After our second child was born, Rick had the snip which allowed me to come off birth control pills - and I became even hornier....

Added 24 Jan 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,223 | 53 Comments

Friends Comments

Have a great weekend!

16 Mar 2018 19:07

Have a great weekend....xo

16 Mar 2018 16:04

Thursday fun....xo

01 Mar 2018 13:01

Hoping you're well

21 Feb 2018 10:54


Enjoying your stories hope this suits your style.
27 Jan 2018 01:43
Happy New Year Robert, I hope 2018 is just first rate for you, your family and friends.

03 Jan 2018 05:20

Happy New Year....Wishing you a lovely new year...Hope it's a great one...xo

02 Jan 2018 09:32

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May your Christmas be magical and your New Year full of blessings.
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22 Dec 2017 13:22

Merry Christmas, Bob!

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Good Saturday Morning.
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01 Nov 2017 23:43

Happy Halloween....xo

30 Oct 2017 15:51

Greetings from Tayside, Scotland

10 Sep 2017 12:53

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