About robertl


I like to write about the two beautiful women in my life. Four years in US Coast Guard, working as a Building Inspector Manager (i.e. Building Official)

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Washington, United States
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27 May 2017 19:54
Square dancing, camping, travelling, photography
Favorite Books:
Two Sides of Terri, Ben Boswell; Strip Poker Done Right, Just Watch Me, Kenny Wright, Moonstone Dreams (READ IT!)
Favorite Authors:
Lee Child, all his books, James Patterson, Kenny Wright, Lush author - Blackvelvet89, new favorite S C Miotto
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, lots of others, but those are the two that come to mind
Favourite TV Shows:
Rizzolli & Isles, Longmire, O'Reilly Factor, The Kelly File, Duck Dynasty
Favorite Music:
Country Western


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Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 13 May 2017 22:59

You don't think the misuse of impeachment over a presidential blowjob already did that? (I get that impeachment thing was about lying about it; however, I would argue that he never should have been asked about a private affair that had nothing to do with the Paula Jones accusation.)

One can argue whether or not he should have been asked about it. The fact was though, that he was, and his answer was a lie to a federal court. Lying to a court is a crime, it has nothing to do with policy. That's my point, impeachment for an actual crime is entirely different than for political differences. In that case, the US Senate refused to convict for various reasons, likely partially from partisanship but also partially that Senators didn't feel the crime met the criteria of a 'high crime'.

If they were to remove Trump from office for purely political partisanship reasons, I doubt we would ever have another President complete a term without impeachment.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 13 May 2017 16:03

I find this impeachment question so interesting, coming from a party that had as it's President a person who totally disregarded the constitution and federal courts for the last eight years. If there ever was a person who should have been impeached it was President Obama!

The downfall of Democrats may finally come when the investigation finally starts to uncover proof of Obama's spying on American citizens for political purposes. There's far more evidence of that the spying than of any Russian-Trump collusion (a total of zero evidence has ever been disclosed of that - even hardcore Democrats admit)

If Democrats do take over Congress in 2018 and succeed in a vote to impeach Trump for political reasons, we can expect the end of the country as no President in the future will be immune from impeachment for whatever reason the opposition party deems is relevant.

Topic: Who is your favorite male comic?
Posted: 11 Apr 2017 19:49

have only seen him on tape, but for me, its Red Skelton....comedy with honor

Becky is right - Red Skelton was incomparable!
The current crop aren't half the comedians Red was.

Other than him, Larry the Cable Guy, "Now that right there is funny"

Topic: Panty Lines?
Posted: 31 Mar 2017 10:14

I think you post a photo sans pants!

Topic: You just won the lottery...what's your first BIG purchase
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 17:33

Not a very exciting first purchase - there's an old, historic two-room school in my town where my wife and I attended third grade. It has sat vacant for the last thirty years or so. I'd love to buy and restore.

Topic: Another Trump Blunder
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 22:33

In a parliamentary system, the PM is head of government and another person, a president or queen, for instance is head of state. Under US law, the president is both. Whether an individual feels loyal is up to them. We had a civil war because people weren't loyal to Lincoln. It would be hard to find a majority of people loyal to Trump. Most of his loyalists are self interested big businessmen or the brainwashed people who knew all about him anyway. In the USA allegiances are supposed to be to our institutions as laid out in the Constitution. I like to think that I'm loyal to the Constitution. There are people with pictures of Donald Trump hanging up not because he's Donald Trump, but because he's the President. Every one hasn't been completely poisoned by partisanship yet. I have, of course, but not everybody.

To add my two-cents worth on the term "Commander-in-Chief", I think it primarily refers to his role as the civilian leader of the military. He gives the ultimate orders to the military, hires and fires generals and admirals, can direct military operations or permit the professionals (generals/admirals) to use their discretion up to whatever point he decides. The President will normally be the one to decide to go to war, to commit to major military operations, but will allow his generals to determine the actual methodology.

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 21:58

you're both doo doo heads. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower">

doo doo head! I like that!

Sprite 1, robertl 1!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 17:53

Seriously? Yes!

What a great idea to list my trangressions.. show me up for the name calling bully that I am... troll too isn't it now?

I now that you called me "one of the biggest bullies on the Forum" . Other peeps call me names too.. as I pointed out. I don't attribute everything to you.

Any chance of Donald Trump's clothing company names yet? Am researching some of your other claims in like fashion. Standby for publication. Of course I plan to be selective ... starting with Trump Vodka .. and his bankrupcies... four of them as you posted. Now his bankruptcies are really interesting reasearch. So pleased to read you like factual evidence. Perhaps you should have considered factual evidence before you started to pick on me. But sheer hatred must have made you blind.

And I have no problem being called a troll. Pretty cool actually as, along with 'bully', it's something I have never been called before, ever. I should quote Robert Burns here, but already have elsewhere. Am looking to find other 'trollettes' for a girl gang. Will be pretty neat I'm guessing.

Shall I report to detention now?

https://upload.lushstories.com/653443902-lw for jaye school uni funny.jpg

I don't know about all those other things Hayley, but I can definitely tell you that you're extremely deplorable! I guess now you have a whole new set of adjectives to ascribe to your name, you bad person you!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 09:00


point goes to Robertl. score: sprite 0. robertl 1. :)


On a far more important point, it's SNOWING! AGAIN! HARD!

Topic: Fuck you, my political opinions are right. If you don't agree with me, you're a stupid-head.
Posted: 04 Mar 2017 08:48

i see it's time to roll out the picture. he we goooo!


I see the finger making the number '1'. So obviously, you're acknowledging my certitude of correctness

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Homecoming, Ch 2

Later that morning, we were back down in the restaurant eating breakfast, when Michelle brought up something I’d completely forgotten about, “You remember I said there was something I left out of my story from that night?” she asked me. I’d just stuffed a bite of ham in my mouth, so I nodded. I’d forgotten about it but now remembered it clearly. “After we dressed, and Jeremy and I were...

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Homecoming, Ch 1

I expected to hear from Michelle right away, maybe even as soon as Monday night, to let me know about her coming home plans. She’d implied that she could be home this coming Friday and I haven’t been so anxious about anything in my life before! Tuesday morning, I was in my office looking at a house plan, going over it so that our office manager could issue the building permit when my...

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Michelle's Cruise Chapter 4

I backed away slightly, looking into her eyes, still desperately trying to maintain my look of detached friendliness. “And what did you tell him?” She also was looking into my eyes, “I haven’t told him anything yet, but he knows what I’m going to say. He knows I’m going to tell him yes.” I felt like I’d lost everything at that moment. The tears were so close to brimming into my eyes. I...

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Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 3

Kristen and Brett were sitting at the breakfast bar and my wife was at the stove cooking ham and eggs, dressed in a short, silky robe, tied at her waist. It seemed strange to see her cooking breakfast. At home, I was the morning cook, often taking Michelle breakfast in bed on the weekends. When I glanced at her, depending on how she turned, I could see her nightgown, undoubtedly the same...

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Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 2

I needed to talk to someone, but who? I didn’t want to burden Diana or Ginger with my problems, and I sure as heck couldn’t talk to Jim or Joan, our square dance friends. They didn’t know anything about our extended love life. I was right, no sleep that night, but morning finally did come. At five A.M, I tried calling Kristen again. This time their receptionist answered the phone and I asked...

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Michelle's Cruise, Chapter 1

An hour later, after I had gotten myself under a bit of control, I thought about flying to Miami the next day to get her. At least, that gave me a plan of action. Then I realized I couldn’t do that either. Michelle was only spending the first night at the Hyatt because it was close to the airport. By the time I flew to Seattle, then to Miami, Michelle would have already checked out of the Hyatt...

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Prelude To A Cruise, Chapter 2

After Michelle left, I got myself ready for my date with Diana. I had no idea what kind of restaurant she wanted to go to so decided to dress for the plane trip, a simple pair of slacks and one of my favorite satiny shirts. I love the feel of a woman’s hand on that shirt, and I was hoping to feel Diana’s hands on it later. When I met her at her house, I was again taken aback by her big...

Added 26 Feb 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,842 | 17 Comments

Prelude to a Cruise, Chapter 1

Michelle called me a little after noon and said she was on her way home. I asked her how the dance was, and she said she’d tell me about it when she got home. I’d been anxious ever since she left the day before. Today was the first day of our forced abstinence and if she had a seriously sexy story to tell me, I knew that I was in grave trouble already. It’d been five days since we made love...

Added 13 Feb 2017 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,367 | 14 Comments

Jeremy's Dorm Dance, Chapter 2

We all sat back down and Tanya took over again. “This time, we all cut the cards, and high card gives the low card a dare, regardless of sex.” Yes! I hoped to hell I’d get a chance at Adriana! She’ll rue the day! Tanya went on, “No backing out. The dares stay in the room, but you do it or you get dressed and leave.” I think I was learning to love that girl! Adriana, watch out! Now, we were...

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Jeremy's Dorm Dance, Ch 1

  Michelle: I didn’t really want to go. I wanted to spend the night with my husband, but I’d made a promise to Jeremy and I know Robert understood. I felt terrible about getting sick. My poor hubby and I were looking forward to Thursday night. I stopped and checked into my hotel. I had a couple hours before I needed to leave for the dance and spent the first hour lying down after I...

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