Being from a small town in South Carolina, I was sheltered my whole life till i moved out and my buds i started a band. Its only a matter of time before we hit it big lol
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Ok I am SORRY for my phones autocorrect of MARIJUANA... And I was drunk when I posted this 😤
If given the choice would you make cigarettes illegal to legalize marihuana?
My wife would like for me to start talking dirty to her when we are doing the dirty. As I have never been that vocal during sex, I was wondering if you guys could help me out with some things to say
Super Dick!!! The ability to please women multiple times before I got mine... Wait a minute...<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">
I recently had the weirdest sex dream I've ever had! I was on the stairs of my house while my gf was giving me a blow job. Then she stopped and the next thing I know, she had a double headed dildo. She continued to blow me while she worked the dildo in my ass. Once it was in my ass, she put the other end in her pussy. After about 5 min of heaven, I woke up and my ass was tingleing... What are some of your crazy sex dreams?!?
His ex-gf gave him back the ring after finding out that he fucked 4 other girls? Wow... if I was her, I would have just pawned it and taken a vacay to Tahiti. She more or less threw it at his head...<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/swordfight.gif" alt="Sword Fight"> Along with other things lol<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/violent1.gif" alt="violent1">
Yeah my buddy bought the ring for his ex. (btw, they broke up because he f'd 4 other girls). I told him he's an idiot. But the new fiancé doesn't know about the previous engagement.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bs.gif" alt="bs">
Would you ladies get pissed if your significant other gave you a ring that was ment for someone else?
Here is one I was told the other daySince the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any chance of contact, which could happen pretty easily, since he had been desperate for quite a while. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him & sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire. Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of her night table, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him. ‘A, honey, you're so depressed. Here, take this & go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight. Remember now, this happens only this once. OK?’ The husband can't believe his ears, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife & says dejectedly, ‘Lena says this is not enough, she wants eighty.’ The wife's face slowly turns red with anger, ‘Why that damn bitch. When she was pregnant & her husband came over here, I only charged him fifty.’
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